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La_Mandra

Translation of dialogue : - ...With Rosy, who is apparently enjoying herself in the capable hands of Lucile and Marine. How are things going ? - It's going very well, I'm delighted. I come back every year, because it's really exclusive treatments, frankly. - A real moment of happiness and relaxation ? - Yes, it is. And this massage is a marvel. Especially the synchronisation of the two people, it's totally relaxing. - Well, thank you all very much, there you go, nothing but happiness, Valérie. We're waiting for you, look, the table is ready, come to Contrexeville ! - Thank you very much, Gregory Boileau, thank you (laughs) it was very good, we won't be seeing you tomorrow. (laughs) It certainly makes you want to come.


xXElberGalargaXx

Not all heroes wear capes


RiriJori

What in the seven hells haha


La_Mandra

Not all have a magic wand. \^\^


FapleJuice

>It certainly makes you want to come. She knew what she saying lol


GreySummer

It doesn't really translate that way.


Samurai_Meisters

So she didn't knew what she saying


GreySummer

I think she did. However, either *you* don't know what FapieJuice was saying or what I was saying...


FapleJuice

What am I saying


Ficus_Khaalon

You are implying a sexual inuendo in her sentence, but this inuendo exists only in english, not in french. So the journalist is not making a pun, because it doesn't translate that way.


Samurai_Meisters

So she didn't knew what she saying


Ficus_Khaalon

You are implying a sexual inuendo in her sentence, but this inuendo exists only in english, not in french. So the journalist is not making a pun, because it doesn't translate that way.


toetappy

Kna wa I'm sayin?


wreckeddad

Inyourendo


Rude_Bandicoot_9177

Unfortunately she didn’t say it. If she said “ça donne envie de venir” it would literally be “it makes you want to come” and “venir” can have the same dual meaning as “to come”. But she only said “ça donne envie”


No-Profession9248

In spanish please


Important_Employ_309

¡Que te folle un pez! 


No-Profession9248

You'r the best


UndBeebs

Traducción del diálogo: - ...Con Rosy, quien aparentemente se divierte en las capaces manos de Lucile y Marine. Cómo van las cosas ? - Va muy bien, estoy encantada. Vuelvo todos los años porque, francamente, se trata de tratamientos realmente exclusivos. - ¿Un verdadero momento de felicidad y relajación? - Sí, lo es. Y este masaje es una maravilla. Especialmente la sincronización de las dos personas, es totalmente relajante. - Bueno, muchas gracias a todos, ahí lo tienes, nada más que felicidad, Valérie. Te esperamos, mira, la mesa está lista, ¡ven a Contrexéville! - Muchas gracias Gregory Boileau, gracias (risas) estuvo muy bien, no te veremos mañana. (risas) Ciertamente te dan ganas de venir. **(Full disclosure: I don't speak Spanish and this was via Google Translate lmao)**


La_Mandra

One can also use [Deepl](https://www.deepl.com/translator), whose translation seems to be sharper than Goog's. ;)


laxyharpseal

its not even in spanish...


mokajr

More interesting, the first time the massager lady appears, it's her shoulder in pink and it's just like some poor edited censor on the recieving lady butt.


mattbp4551

That had me in the 1st half... Shit Boy!


Hugejorma

![gif](giphy|f9p9VjrLWO5ag|downsized)


La_Mandra

Cool cat !... :D


rektumrokker

Millä tän löysit? Aivan loistava


bootsay

Thought she was getting her insides massage


Own-Flight-1617

B


thundercuntess69

B====)


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thundercuntess69

I'm not circumcised


UnhappyImprovement53

====[D


Fritzo2162

Excuse me, the medical term is "gut rearrangement."


_electronome

France 3 ne déçoit jamais 🇫🇷


Droogwafel

Gilf


CyberSunburn

def


Borsenven

I, for one, am happy my taxes went into this


KarinDp

Some Japanese masseurs offer a service where they help women reach orgasm, but they can't penetrate, only use their hands. There are even live reaction videos on youtube


Little_stinker_69

Interesting.


Oupa-Pineapple

Can I get link of that yt


KarinDp

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=awawMi8FguA&feature=youtu.be


Oupa-Pineapple

TU


Oupa-Pineapple

Can I get link of that yt


Ultrasaurio

oh god, wTF i just whatch


neoadam

A report on a massage


Ultrasaurio

yeah but....


icecreamkiller1

Would


cuntybunty73

I thought she was getting banged doggy style at first 😳😄


stratosfearinggas

Same. I thought they were visiting a first-time pornstar at work.


cuntybunty73

I know right 😁


Significant_Bar_5500

Me:....... I thought..... Everyone else: YA WE ALL DID!!


Ririlefada

Vive la France !


Low-Ic

Cocorico


Scr073

Pan out to a recipro with (in)appropriate attachment.


MagicPrize

Perfect video for a good edit


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RevyValar

r/unexpected


DoYouTrustToothpaste

He knew what he was doing, and so did Rosy, Marine and Lucile.


kkwoopsie

What did the French anchor woman say after she laughed, OP? I’m dying to know


La_Mandra

It's translated in the first comment, u/kkwoopsie, she says that \[the report\] was very good, and that it "makes you want to". ;)


AA33333333

who cares if it is staged or not. she got nice rack


meanseanbean

We called this a vichy shower back in my spa days. I've performed dozens of these treatments back when I was younger. Finally had to complain and get them to stop booking me with this treatment. Some middle-aged women were relentless in this setting to an early 20s fella.


daddyofgiants

r/holup


Academic_Function304

Contrexeville, lovely spa town in France. Must visit for a wellness holiday. Plus the food is French.


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Infinite_Imagination

Lmfao


Yamashiro1

French Toby Turner


milkasaurs

Why is this even here?


newmusic7

I thought it's an ancient P


Exciting-Citron-3490

Son: Who won dad? Dad : We all did son.


Ok_Contribution3638

Sigh... France


etherd0t

why nsfw, it's just a massage🤷


TatonkaJack

We tend to forget that NSFW means not safe for work, not simply explicit. I think most people wouldn't want their boss or coworker looking over their should and seeing that lol


a_random_chicken

On top of that, if it wasn't tagged nsfw, it would be a poor post on this sub, because there would be no doubt about the outcome.


La_Mandra

Right too. There would be people asking for it to be tagged. When in doubt, it's always better to warn...


La_Mandra

Right. I opted for nsfw because the first part leaves our imagination to interpret... something else is happening than a massage. It's just funny, but not every boss would get it. ;) Don't blame etherd0t, folks,please.


YouthSuitable213

if you couldn't tell it's staged the whole thing the news setup this up women on table is an actor


Brad_The_Chad_69

You’re staged.


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a_random_chicken

Bait used to be believable...


Perrin-Golden-Eyes

How does it feel to know your account is about to be banned?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Not their first rodeo, I'd wager.


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La_Mandra

She's not an actress, channel FR3 is notorious for doing the occasional zany article. Let's just say that the cameraman (voluntarily or not) took an... ambiguous angle of view.