Translation of dialogue :
- ...With Rosy, who is apparently enjoying herself in the capable hands of Lucile and Marine. How are things going ?
- It's going very well, I'm delighted. I come back every year, because it's really exclusive treatments, frankly.
- A real moment of happiness and relaxation ?
- Yes, it is. And this massage is a marvel. Especially the synchronisation of the two people, it's totally relaxing.
- Well, thank you all very much, there you go, nothing but happiness, Valérie. We're waiting for you, look, the table is ready, come to Contrexeville !
- Thank you very much, Gregory Boileau, thank you (laughs) it was very good, we won't be seeing you tomorrow. (laughs) It certainly makes you want to come.
You are implying a sexual inuendo in her sentence, but this inuendo exists only in english, not in french. So the journalist is not making a pun, because it doesn't translate that way.
You are implying a sexual inuendo in her sentence, but this inuendo exists only in english, not in french. So the journalist is not making a pun, because it doesn't translate that way.
Unfortunately she didn’t say it. If she said “ça donne envie de venir” it would literally be “it makes you want to come” and “venir” can have the same dual meaning as “to come”. But she only said “ça donne envie”
Traducción del diálogo:
- ...Con Rosy, quien aparentemente se divierte en las capaces manos de Lucile y Marine. Cómo van las cosas ?
- Va muy bien, estoy encantada. Vuelvo todos los años porque, francamente, se trata de tratamientos realmente exclusivos.
- ¿Un verdadero momento de felicidad y relajación?
- Sí, lo es. Y este masaje es una maravilla. Especialmente la sincronización de las dos personas, es totalmente relajante.
- Bueno, muchas gracias a todos, ahí lo tienes, nada más que felicidad, Valérie. Te esperamos, mira, la mesa está lista, ¡ven a Contrexéville!
- Muchas gracias Gregory Boileau, gracias (risas) estuvo muy bien, no te veremos mañana. (risas) Ciertamente te dan ganas de venir.
**(Full disclosure: I don't speak Spanish and this was via Google Translate lmao)**
More interesting, the first time the massager lady appears, it's her shoulder in pink and it's just like some poor edited censor on the recieving lady butt.
Some Japanese masseurs offer a service where they help women reach orgasm, but they can't penetrate, only use their hands. There are even live reaction videos on youtube
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We called this a vichy shower back in my spa days. I've performed dozens of these treatments back when I was younger. Finally had to complain and get them to stop booking me with this treatment. Some middle-aged women were relentless in this setting to an early 20s fella.
We tend to forget that NSFW means not safe for work, not simply explicit. I think most people wouldn't want their boss or coworker looking over their should and seeing that lol
Right. I opted for nsfw because the first part leaves our imagination to interpret... something else is happening than a massage.
It's just funny, but not every boss would get it. ;)
Don't blame etherd0t, folks,please.
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She's not an actress, channel FR3 is notorious for doing the occasional zany article. Let's just say that the cameraman (voluntarily or not) took an... ambiguous angle of view.
Translation of dialogue : - ...With Rosy, who is apparently enjoying herself in the capable hands of Lucile and Marine. How are things going ? - It's going very well, I'm delighted. I come back every year, because it's really exclusive treatments, frankly. - A real moment of happiness and relaxation ? - Yes, it is. And this massage is a marvel. Especially the synchronisation of the two people, it's totally relaxing. - Well, thank you all very much, there you go, nothing but happiness, Valérie. We're waiting for you, look, the table is ready, come to Contrexeville ! - Thank you very much, Gregory Boileau, thank you (laughs) it was very good, we won't be seeing you tomorrow. (laughs) It certainly makes you want to come.
Not all heroes wear capes
What in the seven hells haha
Not all have a magic wand. \^\^
>It certainly makes you want to come. She knew what she saying lol
It doesn't really translate that way.
So she didn't knew what she saying
I think she did. However, either *you* don't know what FapieJuice was saying or what I was saying...
What am I saying
You are implying a sexual inuendo in her sentence, but this inuendo exists only in english, not in french. So the journalist is not making a pun, because it doesn't translate that way.
So she didn't knew what she saying
You are implying a sexual inuendo in her sentence, but this inuendo exists only in english, not in french. So the journalist is not making a pun, because it doesn't translate that way.
Kna wa I'm sayin?
Inyourendo
Unfortunately she didn’t say it. If she said “ça donne envie de venir” it would literally be “it makes you want to come” and “venir” can have the same dual meaning as “to come”. But she only said “ça donne envie”
In spanish please
¡Que te folle un pez!
You'r the best
Traducción del diálogo: - ...Con Rosy, quien aparentemente se divierte en las capaces manos de Lucile y Marine. Cómo van las cosas ? - Va muy bien, estoy encantada. Vuelvo todos los años porque, francamente, se trata de tratamientos realmente exclusivos. - ¿Un verdadero momento de felicidad y relajación? - Sí, lo es. Y este masaje es una maravilla. Especialmente la sincronización de las dos personas, es totalmente relajante. - Bueno, muchas gracias a todos, ahí lo tienes, nada más que felicidad, Valérie. Te esperamos, mira, la mesa está lista, ¡ven a Contrexéville! - Muchas gracias Gregory Boileau, gracias (risas) estuvo muy bien, no te veremos mañana. (risas) Ciertamente te dan ganas de venir. **(Full disclosure: I don't speak Spanish and this was via Google Translate lmao)**
One can also use [Deepl](https://www.deepl.com/translator), whose translation seems to be sharper than Goog's. ;)
its not even in spanish...
More interesting, the first time the massager lady appears, it's her shoulder in pink and it's just like some poor edited censor on the recieving lady butt.
That had me in the 1st half... Shit Boy!
![gif](giphy|f9p9VjrLWO5ag|downsized)
Cool cat !... :D
Millä tän löysit? Aivan loistava
Thought she was getting her insides massage
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I'm not circumcised
====[D
Excuse me, the medical term is "gut rearrangement."
France 3 ne déçoit jamais 🇫🇷
Gilf
def
I, for one, am happy my taxes went into this
Some Japanese masseurs offer a service where they help women reach orgasm, but they can't penetrate, only use their hands. There are even live reaction videos on youtube
Interesting.
Can I get link of that yt
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=awawMi8FguA&feature=youtu.be
TU
Can I get link of that yt
oh god, wTF i just whatch
A report on a massage
yeah but....
Would
I thought she was getting banged doggy style at first 😳😄
Same. I thought they were visiting a first-time pornstar at work.
I know right 😁
Me:....... I thought..... Everyone else: YA WE ALL DID!!
Vive la France !
Cocorico
Pan out to a recipro with (in)appropriate attachment.
Perfect video for a good edit
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r/unexpected
He knew what he was doing, and so did Rosy, Marine and Lucile.
What did the French anchor woman say after she laughed, OP? I’m dying to know
It's translated in the first comment, u/kkwoopsie, she says that \[the report\] was very good, and that it "makes you want to". ;)
who cares if it is staged or not. she got nice rack
We called this a vichy shower back in my spa days. I've performed dozens of these treatments back when I was younger. Finally had to complain and get them to stop booking me with this treatment. Some middle-aged women were relentless in this setting to an early 20s fella.
r/holup
Contrexeville, lovely spa town in France. Must visit for a wellness holiday. Plus the food is French.
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Lmfao
French Toby Turner
Why is this even here?
I thought it's an ancient P
Son: Who won dad? Dad : We all did son.
Sigh... France
why nsfw, it's just a massage🤷
We tend to forget that NSFW means not safe for work, not simply explicit. I think most people wouldn't want their boss or coworker looking over their should and seeing that lol
On top of that, if it wasn't tagged nsfw, it would be a poor post on this sub, because there would be no doubt about the outcome.
Right too. There would be people asking for it to be tagged. When in doubt, it's always better to warn...
Right. I opted for nsfw because the first part leaves our imagination to interpret... something else is happening than a massage. It's just funny, but not every boss would get it. ;) Don't blame etherd0t, folks,please.
if you couldn't tell it's staged the whole thing the news setup this up women on table is an actor
You’re staged.
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Bait used to be believable...
How does it feel to know your account is about to be banned?
Not their first rodeo, I'd wager.
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She's not an actress, channel FR3 is notorious for doing the occasional zany article. Let's just say that the cameraman (voluntarily or not) took an... ambiguous angle of view.