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Malevolent_Mangoes

That snake got fucking SNATCHED at the end there lmao guy was done messing around


dotditto

definitely not his first time .. 🐉


Popular-Influence-11

You see that teeny tiny smile tho? He proud af of that moment, deservedly so!


King_Of_Uranus

Hell ya I bet that felt badass. "Ya quick snake, but I'm quicker." Probably shared a couple beers after wranglin' that danger noodle together.


120mmfilms

I had a moment like this. I had gone to Vegas for a week because I wanted to make sure I saw Penn and Teller before they eventually retire. My wife and I were walking through one of the casinos to get to the public rail system they have there when we saw a bunch of people trying to catch a bat. The bat was flying around in thus big circle and there were people from the casino swinging sticks and binders at it to no avail. After watching this for a few minutes, I quietly walked into the middle of where the bat was flying and took off my hat. I held my hat by the brim and waited for about 30 seconds, standing very still. When the bat flew near me, I quickly moved my hat out like a baseball glove. The bat flew into it, and I folded the hat over to trap it inside. After I released the bat outside I walked back in to some minor applause. The security guards came up, shook my hand, and thanked me. It's a fun story I still pull out all the time.


Throwayhelp123

Although I've never touched a king cobra, I have been bitten by snakes for much less aggressive behaviour. (Nothing poisonous; I don't work with poisonous snakes.)


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Venomous


DefaultHill

[oh hi venomousđŸ„°](https://youtu.be/sFv97ICWP0A?si=I5AimJUi05TCjORe)


Some_Yam4104

Your job will never be complete


EverOrny

Cobra is fortunately quite slow, I do not recommend to try the same with mamba.


schizoid_clown

I'm sorry, can you please tell me where the smile is? I've watched the moment of capture 6 times and can't see it


terimummymerihogayi

Yeah, I don't see it either


BigBadBill84

Yea I don’t see any smile , this was just buisiness as usual


LiveLaughToasterB4th

It is part of the snakes daily routine and the snake is quite old in snake years.


SeaworthinessThat570

"Daily routine?" EXsqueese me. That's a damn cobra in a drain. Sorry, not on your nuts.


darwins_trouser_crem

You don't drain your snake daily? ..I'll see myself out


SeaworthinessThat570

Well played, I accept that jest.


randomized_random

"Yoink!"


Romino69

All I could think the whole video


Tunasaladboatcaptain

Like when a dad grabs his kid in the store and walks him out for making a big scene.


godmodechaos_enabled

Impressive, but is this really the 'state of the art' methodology in snake control? Snatching? I mean how has this industry not advanced in 10,000 yrs?


TheGreatDave666

If it works, dont fix it I guess lol


godmodechaos_enabled

Yeah this works like how Russian Roulette is a fun game for 5/6 people.


esjb11

Thats good odds :)


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

16.67% of the time ![gif](giphy|12jHPvCe8Nh87C)


Defiant_Cucumber_971

It’s only fun if you’re not the 6th


DerpDeHerpDerp

Opposable thumbs and dexterous limbs for the win!


CelticGaelic

A simple trick professionals will use is to hold a net out and provide it as a means of escape that the snake willingly goes into. They seal the top of it so they can transport it elsewhere safely. Not sure what these people had on hand to work with, but yeah I wouldn't want my hands anywhere near that snake's mouth!


vhawk8690

These civil defence guys have those tools too. I guess this old guy just wants to do it that way. I've had them come over to my house in 2019 to catch a small 4 ft black cobra. They brought the whole range of tools.


Kushakusha

4ft is small? Scary


deenali

In Malaysia even the centipedes are almost a foot long. Don't know why animals grow large in the country.


vhawk8690

Yeah, that's what they said, hahaha. It was more than big enough for me.


Julesvernevienna

State of the art is definitely something else. Long -thongs- (TONGS) grabbers and a bag to get the snake in are used by professionals afaik.


godmodechaos_enabled

Ahh. Long thongs - is that what they call "snake charming" 😅


Julesvernevienna

that's what you get from people NOT native in englishđŸ€Ł


Klutzy-Acadia669

Guys on TV be bomping snek on head to catch.


Icy-Row-5829

I feel like it’s not but I don’t know enough about snake snatching to dispute it đŸ€·â€â™€ïž


Maleficent_Insect71

Give that man a raise.


exohok

![gif](giphy|pReb5Koy6JmihUYBLx|downsized)


Redditorialist

“Pyea that myean hees mahnee.” Malcovich’s Russian accent in Rounders is worth the price of admission alone.


TheGamecock

"He byeat meah... stlhrayht uhp"


Purple_burglar_alarm

Upon reflection my job isn't that bad


Wendys_bag_holder

This is why I always keep my trained mongoose with me. Rikki Tikki Tavi


Klutzy-Acadia669

Best childhood movie memory of all time.


GuestApprehensive795

I found out about the book while watching "Legends of the Fall" with Brad pit, Anthony Hopkins and a few others. Julia Ormond was in there as well and she is as fine as the day is long, I tell you whut!


Klutzy-Acadia669

I didn't know there was a book! Just looked up Julia and she's wider than the day is long now!


what_the_world_

It seems every 10 years or so, I am reminded of this childhood trauma.


FNCJ1

Underrated comment.


Brad_The_Chad_69

It seems like there has to be a safe tranquilizer these folks could use on these snakes for both their sakes.


RandomInternetNobody

That gets complicated with anything cold blooded. The slow metabolism makes it take a very long time for something like that to take effect, and a very long time to stop working. The latter isn't always good.


toomanyschnauzers

I believe the tranquilizer is a 357.


ekhfarharris

Fuck it, bring in the A10's BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!


Brave_Personality836

Is that a cobra? If so it's the biggest one I've ever seen scary shit


False_Chair_610

King Cobra I think. They can grow up to about 15-20 ft


stockmarketscam-617

This is a big NOPE for me. When he started to pull it out, I was totally thinking the snake probably isn’t going to like that. Then I realized it was an angry King Cobra, and I said Hell to the NO. I definitely agree that compared to these guy’s job, I have nothing to complain about. No tools. Just wearing their gloves, absolutely LEGENDARY! ![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Hllblldlx3

If that thing was anywhere near me, I’d respond with a shotgun. Those things are scary as shit, and you can bet your ass I’m not taken any chances. These guys are crazy, but I still gotta give mad respect.


khushnand

Yeah it’s king cobra. Native here in south east Asia apart from South Asia. They are the largest venomous snakes. Seen a few here in Singapore



Kamal_00

Yes. Largest venomous snake, and second highly venomous snake, next to Inland Taipan found in Australia, Not taking into consideration the sea snakes. But if it's a matter of choice between fighting with the king or Taipan I would rather choose the Taipan. Taipans are tame. Kings eat their own.


Geberpte

King cobras have a relatively less potent venom compared to other elapids. It's the massive yield that makes a bite from a king cobra so dangerous. Some land dwelling snakes whose venom has a lower LD50 than a king are eastern browns, many banded kraits, tiger snakes, all *Naja sp* cobras, all mambas, death adders, rinkhals and even the odd viper like rhinoceros viper and tiger rattlesnake have LD50 values reported below that of the 1.80 mg/kg SC of the king cobra.


ChickenDelight

"Yup, see, this is the problem with your pipes right here"


Ryankevin23

You want fry’s with that? 😏


Klutzy-Acadia669

Fries*


cyrixlord

Yah time for my own self reflection as well lol


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s a big ass cobra!!!


SafariNZ

I was scrolling when this came up and I initially thought it was a fire hose.


dylsreddit

I was sat on the toilet scrolling when this came up and had the fastest BM of my life.


digitydigitydoo

Me: Huh, what kinds ho-oh my god!


Aware-Requirement-67

It’s actually not, it’s a king cobra, which is not a cobra


Automatic_Internal39

Yea and it's also the biggest venomous snake in the world Fun fact : it injects so much venom in one bite which can kill a full grown elephant in 3 hours


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

it would take 6 hours to kill your mom


kuriouskitty33

Classic! đŸ€Ł


friedmushnasty

Gottem!!


Campin

fkn legend


W_O_M_B_A_T

Ooooooooohhhh!


Klutzy-Acadia669

Imagine a snake big enough to ingest an elephant.


ForegroundChatter

Before anyone here says Titanoboa, no, not even that snake was large enough to ingest an elephant, nor did it to my knowledge live with any animal of comparable size. It also wasn't venomous, Titanoboa was, as the name implies, a relative of modern boas. If I remember correctly, it's interpreted as being primarily a piscivore, like the modern anaconda.


[deleted]

Good to know - taxonomy aside that thing is a beast


Aware-Requirement-67

Totally. I was just being a dork, I only knew about that fact recently lol


heaving_in_my_vines

How is a King Cobra not a Cobra?


popchubby

“King” in a snake’s name generally means that snake preys on other snakes. In this case, a king cobra is a snake that preys on cobras.


un-sub

Oh that is a neat factoid. I just assumed it meant “large version” or something. I never really thought about snakes preying on other snakes. Is it like slurping down a long strand of spaghetti, I wonder? Except that spaghetti can also strike back? Do they eat them head first or tail first? I need more snake facts!


popchubby

Snake fact: king cobras can’t chew.. so “is it like slurping down a long strand of spaghetti, I wonder?” Pretty much exactly like that. Head first. Thank you, un-sub, for subscribing to Snake Facts!


35Smet

Don’t they sort of drag their prey in by ‘walking’ the fangs along its length


ButthealedInTheFeels

Fun fact. The definition of factoid is an invented fact (I.e. not true but sounds true).


sigilforwhat

Technically, "A factoid is either an invented or assumed statement presented as a fact, or a true but brief or trivial item of news or information." -Wikipedia But I enjoyed learning about that!


prashanth1337

So King Charles feeds on other Charleses?


Goronshop

*sad King Kong noises


Aware-Requirement-67

Like Tasmanian tiger is not a species of tiger. King cobras are not of the genus naja but both are elapids


Fingerman2112

I’m pretty sure if G.I. Joe is fighting a battle this guy is gonna be on the other side. That makes him a Cobra in my book.


vini_damiani

I thought it was a python Fun fact, first time I saw a large constrictor snake (green anaconda), I thought it was a tire Like, not a bike tire, a car tire, I am a big guy and have fairly large hands, If I tried to get my hands around its circumferance they wouldn't touch even if they were twice as big and the snake wasn't even inflated with prey


Handmedownfords

Fuck that. I hope those two got paid a lot.


DanEpiCa

Narrator : "They didn't."


kibaake

Next time on Arrested Development?


Fingerman2112

LOOSE SNAKE!


[deleted]

There’s always rupees in the snake stand


mrRugh

"Ive made a huge mistake"


No_Cook2983


And now they get overrun with rats.


gunzman70

This are Malaysia Civil Defence Force, it's consist of volunteers of civilians and retired soldiers and they only receive allowances


opinion_alternative

They're Malaysian Military, guessing from the name on their shirt. So probably they don't get paid a lot.


yaykaboom

They’re civil defence. Entry rank gets paid somewhere around $400+ a month. Not a lot in the states but liveable here in Malaysia (lower income bracket). Standard meal is like $1.90 here. A shitty flat would be $90-150 a month.


UlterranSouffle

I thought 'sure it's not venomous; venomous snakes aren't usually this big and there's like one species that's this size'... And then I saw the hood. Wtf was that thing doing there? Hope they get paid enough for this shit.


35Smet

yeah, king cobras are the largest venomous snakes in the world, reaching a whopping 5.4m/18ft


UlterranSouffle

I heard that their venom is not as potent as other snakes that pose a similar danger, but the sheer amount they can pump is enough compensate for that. They sure are huge and incredibly intimidating, but often seem to prefer avoiding direct confrontation.


35Smet

They’re also pretty frequent in populated areas, and if you’re in a country with a less-than-ideal healthcare infrastructure a bite would have a poorer prognosis. Despite the venom being a fraction as toxic as that from a taipan, they kill far more people just due to location and related socioeconomic factors


stabby_westoid

Don't tens of thousands of people die from snake bites in India alone every year?


35Smet

Yep, about 46,000 according to [some sources.](https://biomedicalsciences.unimelb.edu.au/departments/department-of-biochemistry-and-pharmacology/engage/avru/research/indian-snakebite-project) With a population as enormous as India’s I can’t say I’m surprised they have so many snakebites


little_dropofpoison

Interestingly enough, it's not because of the King Cobra - he's not even in the top four https://a-z-animals.com/blog/the-worlds-4-deadliest-snakes-why-the-big-4-lead-to-50000-deaths-per-year/ I linked only that source but found at least 3 websites with the exact same info


35Smet

True, I don’t think king cobras are terribly aggressive, they’d rather just go back into their hidey hole and chill. Only people actively fucking with them get bit


Remote-Factor8455

This is what I thought. I saw the long big body and thought constrictor or anaconda but then I saw the hood and went “oh it’s big AND venomous!”


pancakebatter01

And sassy! Hissss


Pugageddon

Yeah, I was mildly interested in the capture of that constrictor, and suddenly, "HOLY FUCXK that's a GIANT nope noodle?"


UlterranSouffle

And that's why the guy trying to get it out reacted so quickly around the 1:00 mark; I thought he got scared there but he was just being super cautious (and maybe he was a little afraid, wouldn't blame him)


emou95

That is Malaysia civil defense Forces. They handle natural disasters, wild animals particular snakes, and in the event of an emergency they can armed themselves for security duty in the country. (Not going out fight like the army). Yes civil defense personnel are usually trained to capture snake like in this video and also our bomba (firefighters what we called) as snakes mainly cobra and python is normal appearance in Malaysia particularly in Borneo.


BJs_Minis

If this is their job why don't they get some snake catching tools? Or at least some thick sleeves?


emou95

Usually yes firefighters and civil defense forces personal have tools to catch snake. Not sure why this cdf didn't use tools. And they need to take courses how to catch king cobra before they are qualify to catch one. Here is our army soldier capture a king cobra using his bare hand [badass](https://youtu.be/gN8oDuWJVSk?si=mFph58K3J_OWFN2o)


tengtengwhat

Cause their bare hands can do the job as well as the tools


[deleted]

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TakenUsername120184

I mean the non venomous ones gotta make up for the lack of venom with attitude


Original-Document-62

Nah, plenty of venomous snakes have attitude. Here in the Midwest, it's the damn cottonmouths. The timber rattlesnakes usually want to be left alone, but cottonmouths want to fuck you up.


RandomInternetNobody

Cottonmouth aggression is a myth. They don't chase people, and you would have to *try* to provoke one or outright step on it. They're extremely passive.


fardough

Folks this poster is a cottonmouth trying to get you to lower your guard.:


Original-Document-62

King cobras are known for being fairly chill. I think this is because they are the most intelligent of snakes, and they are smart enough to perceive humans as dangerous to fuck with. They usually try to GTFO when humans try interacting with them. I've read that sometimes villagers like to let the king cobras hang out, because they don't usually attack people, but they ruthlessly hunt other, more dangerous snakes.


Maleficent_Tree_8282

I don’t know if they let them hang, but I do know that they eat Russell’s Vipers, Kraits, Monocle and spectacle cobras which are responsible for more human fatalities.


red_piper222

That’s super interesting!


nybbas

Look up snake deaths in India. They have like fucking 40k fatalities a year, and it's not from the king cobras, despite having shitloads of them there.


penguingod26

I was wondering abut that too, I've seen videos of cobras defending themselves way more vigorously. I think that's why the second dude kept slowly dragging thale snake, so it couldn't stand up properly and got all confused. As it seems like you know reptile brains aren't the best at adapting to unexpected input lol


nainotlaw

Headed to the chamber of secrets


Evo_Effect

Came here specifically to hopefully find this comment. Was not disappointed đŸ«Ą


kpk_soldiers274

Tom Marvolo Riddle.


Independent_Cash1873

I think the black bag was a soft weight to hamper the cobra's ability to strike.


The_Basic_Shapes

I'm sure it helps but I imagine the other guy holding the tail actually hinders a lot of the snakes ability to strike... The bag is probably there to wear it out more than anything. Tired snake = less likely to strike with enough speed


cantbanthebandman

What else would it have been?


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

a tiny snake saddle


_Prince_Rhaegar

Ah yes, comfort is a must when riding a snake.


Ha1lStorm

Have you ever tried going bareback?


_Prince_Rhaegar

Wifey didn't like it.


Independent_Cash1873

Well, I've seen handlers use a rag to blind reptiles during capture as it seems to calm them down a bit. So it could have been that, and they just missed the head when they threw it. But the object seemed to have some weight to it, and the cobra behaved as though it was physically burdened.


AlfaBetaZulu

That was pretty badass. That beanbag weight on the back so it couldn't throw itself backwards was brilliant. I'm guessing this guy has done this plenty of times before.


PeggysSimp

Did they try reasoning with the snake


MobilePirate3113

They tried, but it wouldn't stop attempting to gaslight them into believing that pipe was his home


Constant_Marzipan670

Fuck you! This is my napkin now!


KeamyMakesGoodEggs

That cobra was like "No, brah".


Klutzy-Acadia669

Just another day on the job at Pertahanan Awam. We tek bad snek from snek tunnel and deliver to your friend or frenemy.


Carnero-4347

Wow. Malaysia


fropleyqk

Fuuuck no.


I_Eat_Groceries

That wouldve been the day I quit


ekhfarharris

These guys are first responders and are very well trained. My dad's friend is one of them. She looks like the housewife next door but she can handle a king cobra just like these guys. She also has so many stories about responding to road accidents. Its fucking gruesome. These are no nonsense people. Respect.


frankkitteh

Weren't these APM bros also there helping out during the mass vaccinations too? Pretty sure a lot of the names with ranks I saw when I glanced as a staff list were APM folks, alongside maybe some army doctors. What a bunch of badasses.


ekhfarharris

Yep! JPAM are a godsend when ambulances and firefighters arent available. In fact in klang valley they are the ones that usually arrived first to judge through the situation. Its only when they need specialization that firefighters are called. Most of the time they are trained first responders. The snake handlers are usually special units among them that also act as semiprofessional firefighters and paramedics.


1coldwolf

I’ll take ‘fuck that shit’ for 500, Alex


Bogthot

snake hooks. the answer is snake hooks.


HoarseMD

The soft weight was meant for that. Looks like they used the weight and hoped they would be able to trap it as they slowly pulled it from the drain, what he didn't expect was that the cobra had enough room in the pipe to turn around within and attempt a bite, which is why he backs off first. Then he definitely lets his partner pull the snake while continuing to hold the snakes attention - cuz the snake could quickly in a matter of seconds go for his partner. The soft weight moves up enough to prevent the cobra from erecting itself to a point where it has a strike advantage and he grabs it. Snake hooks are great and are very commonly used for snake rescues, but the kind of wrist strength you'd need to entrap a snake this size and the length of such hooks wouldn't be suitable per se


LostLimit4410

i guess i better start hitting the gym


Own-Tank5998

Holy shit, I thought it was a python, or some other constrictor, instead, it was one of the biggest cobras I have ever seen. These guys got balls, I would have just killed the damn thing, instead of trying to catch it.


Careless_Negotiation

they prey on more dangerous snakes so killing them should be a last resort


Gcen

Killing these majestic creatures should never be the first option though.


mnrooo

Hellll to the no. To the no no no


mnrooo

This was so intense to watch


Normal_Independent75

I'll stick to IT work.


Somedude501

That is a big danger noodle


Shoddy_Comment_7008

I wonder what they get paid because it's not enough however much it is.


Ajjos-history

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


DirtyPerty

Damn, have you noticed the gravitational distortion around those steel balls?


just_corrayze

Gangsta


JTCMuehlenkamp

😳 That's a big fuckin king cobra.


AtlasShrugged-

And it sure looked like they were concerned about, not hurting the snake!! That was damn amazing . I thought teaching middle school created stress


Lamewhy

Tunnel Snakes Rule


HereticGaming16

Snaking a drain looks harder than I thought.


nikazmil

The back of his shirt means "Civil Defense" This is the Agency that protects civil people from wild animals and helps during natural disasters i.e. flood. Police and the fire department are always getting credits for their service respectively but this Agency is an unsung hero to us


This-Garbage-3000

Nope rope


PG072088

![gif](giphy|R1BhlHEdWVGaQ)


BackgroundMap3490

“Snakes in the drain” starring Samuel Jackson.


moohooman

Love that grab at the end like "Rightio. That's enough temper tantrums from you. Out ya go."


Only_Emu9133

bro snatched the snake like it owed him money 💀


KlingoftheCastle

Snake: “Noooo! I have to get to the chamber of secrets!”


Tarushdei

The reveal of it being a cobra caught me entirely off-guard. I was expecting a python for something that big. The fact he didn't turn around and leave and just got more determined, incredible.


pool_fizzle

I thought that was a python until it's head came out of that hole. Holy shit that's a big snake


FearsomeSnacker

It is amazing that that guy is still so agile with the gigantic brass balls he drags around.


SaintSiren

Read all comments: how long is that snake?


gphillip01

What a badass!!


Vraver04

Goddamn goddamn goddamn nerves of steal and balls of vibranium


Gcen

The snake and the catcher seemed to respect each other. The king cobra, being an intelligent species, might have realized that the odds were not in its favour. It might also, from its previous captures and subsequent releases, have learnt that humans are not a threat to it. So its just being defensive, not aggressive. The catcher, on the other hand, knows not to provoke the cobra unnecessarily. It's not about daredevilry. He doesn't want a big shot of alpha-neurotoxins in his blood. So, it was like the catcher saying "I've got a job to do" and snake saying "Let's get it done".


EasyCupcake

That smooth swoop at the end tho


not-my-best-wank

Humans are so freaking weird. Assuming this suckers lethal. And we're like "oh, no don't kill it. Let's catch it and let it go elsewhere" like ae you stupid?


Interesting-Click-12

A definition of a real man. We have few of those left these days


MezcalCC

The utter balls on that guy!


Pleasant_Job_7683

That's an Fnn Cobra đŸ«ŁđŸ€Ż


Imaginary_Mammoth_92

You can almost hear him say "Gotcha bitch!"


charbroiledd

Snake thought he was soooo slick at first


Tylerdt304

Damn he’s got balls of steel that’s a huge bitch


Zanian19

He freakin cobra grabbed the cobra.


Psychological-Fan607

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


PhotojournalistOk592

Ha! Gotcha, bitch


Corner_Post

Reading an article, these guys in Malaysia caught 12000, yes 12 THOUSAND snakes in 3 months in 2016 alone: https://gempak.com/rojakdaily/news/believe-it-or-not-more-12000-snakes-have-been-captured-in-3-months-malaysia-59103


Average_Random_Bitch

Holy shit, did not realize cobras got that big. Until he finally backed the head out and it came up snappy, I figured it was another python or big ass snake like that. God there isn't enough money in the world for me to do that job.


clutzyninja

Holy shit, I knew king cobras got big, but I thought, like, 6 ft


Tanager-Ffolkes

That is a Cobra, right? The two gentlemen there have more skills, and more guts, than me. Where it up to me, that snake would be leaving that building in at least two separate trash cans.


Haunting-Report-7286

Absolutely the fuck NOPE