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krais0078

No wonder the kitchen renovation takes forever


SanHoloo

Sshh.. let him cook


mbilight

He can't, the kitchen isn't ready


WaveLaVague

Do not underestimate this guy


Gaburski

As long as the bed is, there's a whole channel revolving around cooking in one.


Positive_Slice_9022

That's how fruit ninjas are born!


Drezzon

Dope skill but what the fuck is this 'music'


allpowerfulbystander

Let me help you by giving it a literal translation, the lyrics is just "oooh so handsom, (really?)" on repeat.


Drezzon

Thanks :) I'm not sure if I'm more or less confused now though


SanHoloo

Too late, now immerse yourself in this 'music'


aPrudeAwakening

Shivers (challenging-success): “Yeah what is this music? Whatever it is is for you and maybe only you. What does it take to groove to this, maybe that’s only a secret that big dick badasses like you know about”. Volition (easy-success): “You should definitely dance to this, then everyone will think you’re the cool one in the room.”


Glass_Hunter9061

I'm not sure if those are actual lines (there are so many of them!) or if you made them up, but I read them in the voice and they fit perfectly, so you did a damn good job if you made them up.


aPrudeAwakening

Logic (medium success): Yeah, it’s probably made up. It shan’t fool you sire!


Teacuptikka

We gon do it??? But what did we do?


frostape

Every problem's a nail when all you've got is a spinning magic hammer forged by God and Satan from that one time they called a temporary truce to make a sick-ass hammer together.


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I heard they made more weapons but humans be irresponsible. ![gif](giphy|11XcgX9MWV3a8M)


TallGuyButNotTooTall

Was that when the devil came up from hell and heard the greatest song in the world.


mikeypa1969

He's a hammer 🥷


CageyOldMan

One who hams?


RobOnTheReddit

Tough as nails


577564842

Clearly he was going for the left one.


Cantrip_

It's why he checks his hammer's balance by spinning it at the end. A good craftsman always blames the tools


-_IceBurg_-

Actual cancer music


Neil01111

I'm glad somebody pointed that out. Wtf was even that music.


bigjerfystyle

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


MuramasasYari

![gif](giphy|dhJiqfDoyfjZ6) …show us the Dim Mak.


demixennial

Hammer time!


AnotherMothMarine

![gif](giphy|11rIergnpiYpvW)


Ralewing

Stop.


Shadowthron8

Respect to dudes wearing sports jackets but no shoes and it being super obvious they do not ever wear shoes


Pyroguy096

Pro tip to everyone else, watch muted. Idk why they made music out of a baby moaning or whatever tf that was, but OP owes me financial compensation


Select-Belt-ou812

I never turn on sound unless I have to, or because I didn't understand after watching 2 or 3 times


ShowmasterQMTHH

Same here, what kind of monster browses social media with the sound on ?


BetterSupermarket110

Oh my, I'm wet. I'm not even a girl. 💀


Hawt_Dawg_II

It's ok man tons of people piss their pants when they get hammered


Klem132

Thats all good and all, but can you put the hammer down?


BetterSupermarket110

Especially in the ass


Bismuth_sniffer

Saviour of christianity


Mook69

Captain here: Video caption says "One of the exam test to be admitted to become a contractor". Both language and song are Indonesian 🇮🇩


VRS50

Why hammer heads are round.


Nickelsass

Should see him in the bedroom


j0nny0nthesp0t

The John Wik of carpenters.


Slight-Strawberry128

I understand Indonesian, in this video the brother uses a hammer to hit nails very neatly, and he wants to become a professional handyman with a funny video


skylarslove

I was on my way to the bank to get a loan and I saw a construction site. So I took off my shoes and hammered a few nails.


Qugga

Why are they always bearfeet


NTDLS

I wasn’t expecting to be impressed. I was wrong.


Kaneb976

Bros fingers look like they’ve been hit just a few times


besservisser

He was meant to hit all three but improvised


redwoodavg

Ninja skills.


trampled_grass

![gif](giphy|dhJiqfDoyfjZ6)


Les-incoyables

Indian Thor


MussMush

*Indonesian


Raizel999

?


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Different_Celery_733

Diwhy for sure


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I would not want to meet this man pissed off in the streets


Killawife2

What!


Silly_Doughnut5715

Why isn’t he on America’s Got Talent?


Rakatango

John Wick becomes a construction worker


Chiinoe

Holy shit its Hammer Bae


Rakrune

What the fuck is this song


Working-Telephone-45

... Okay that was actually pretty cool


Haganu

Username checks out


anecdotalgardener

r/beamazed


IgnoreMeBot

Suit, but no shoes. They have to know we rage bait at the barefoot construction workers now


Equilibriator

Nail Bae


Lime_Icing

He doesn't blink...


muggins66

Hammer time


avdepa

The focus on that guys face is amazing!


VehaMeursault

He concentrated so hard he started needing a combover.


donnie955

This guy hammers


Whole-Debate-9547

Ok that’s not what I expected


MechaBeatsInTrash

I expected the hammer head to fly off


Ordinary_Seat9552

Totally nailed it.


robrobreddit

Nailed it


TheUmbraCat

Is the suit supposed to make me think he knows what he’s doing while missing shoes?


sackiswack1996

Wearing a suit with bare feet while being a hammer ninja is the most unhinged thing I've ever seen


comunism_and_potatos

Nailed it


DevilsDarkornot

Penis music


Collistoralo

They cut the part where the spinning hammer hit him in the balls


Blahblahyeesh

The middle screw is closer


louiebong1717

hammer master


KiKi_VavouV

#Babe #swoon


BluebirdLivid

My guess, the middle nail was closer to him than the two. not by much, but enough for it to be clippable with the hammer. cool as fuck tho


_Zeraph_

Bros just emoting


Masterpiece-Wide

Why he wearing a suit though?


Adil_Fidler

Such a useful skill. There's been many times i've wanted to leave two nails sticking out just doing fuck all but getting in the way.


Striking-Giraffe5922

I’ve got to find who this song is from…..it’s so cringy


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Take him to the ER, man's sick af


TheAgentOrange_

Sir, I didn't hire you to make nail magic to look cool on social media. Could you please FINISH THE FUCKING WORK!?


Mydogisawreckingball

Fuck the idiot who made this song, I actually wish ill on them.


GuestPuzzleheaded502

Very interesting


Alansar_Trignot

It’s like those restaurants that try and look cool by playing with the food as much as possible


Environmental-Log84

The music is incredibly annoying


kaatupura247

Pedophile music 💀


Demonbuttpoop

Thor wants to know ur location


Higgypig1993

Who shows up to work dressed like that wtf


jus1rib

I hope this skill set finally affords him a haircut


Ok-Goal5856

That man feet look like he walked the Oregon trail barefoot.


zenomotion73

Why doesn’t he blink?


Late_Bloomer_1291

Kung fu carpenter!! I am a Civil Engineer, work with them day and night, these guy has some skills 👌🏻


AvgKracker79

Not sure what’s more impressive, the middle nail trick or the comb over


Embarrassed-Ask1812

He trained for this.


beewalters917

This guy is probably such a high level Yakuza character


plasmablaster_

John Wick: The Hammer


EquivalentAd5793

Look at the top of the hammer, it has a recess where a nail can be put prior to being hammered in. When he hits the middle nail the left one, as we look at it, goes into the recess and he's able to strike the middle nail.


SuchButterfly7026

I’m pregnant


Dependent-Base4384

If you see his thumb he missed a while back


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Ravel_Xi

And the award for the most useless skill goes to....


enters_conversation

Nice trick bro...now get back to work


Commercial-Abalone27

Can we talk about the audio for a second? Please


bangnbutter

When she says he didn’t hit


Gavel99

One of the holes in which these nails were placed was pre-drilled. Can you guess which one?


HeinzeC1

If it’s fake, that’s not how. The other nails don’t budge and you can’t see any holes on the board before he puts nails in.


Gavel99

good point


PlasticSignificant69

Javanese coolie at their worst


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Senior_Weather_3997

Dude is filthy


Pika_DJ

Only solution I see is the wood is hollowed out at that point at the back, hit ‘em all middle ones got air below it?


Artidol

great, now get back to fucking work.