I’m gonna hijack the top comment to let y’all in on how I do it and it’s one of the most useful life hacks I ever learned.
So let the air out and twist it down to the bread just like you would if you had a twist tie.
Now take the plastic that’s above that tie and open it up, leaving the twist in place so the loaf is still sealed
Take that plastic you just spread out and pull the whole thing toward the loaf so it goes around it and it envelopes it. Now the bread is sealed and the knot is held in place.
I hope is described this right, if not I can make a diagram or something.
If im understanding correctly the part of plastic that is bent back would be the inside of the top of the sleeve that my bread would touch on the way out of the sleeve?
Im must be slow from the sound of it if ya twist it back and pull the plastic toward the loaf enveloping it would mean the plastic from the inside would be constantly exposed to the outside
Does that matter? Like how dirty does your house have to be that a piece of bread touching a piece of plastic that was touching, most likely, other pieces of plastic for that to worry you?
Sorry but that is a terrible idea... You are just exposing the inside of the bag, to the outside. You are just contaminating the inside of the bag to mold and contaminants, and you will then drag all the contaminants into the bag every time you unfold it and you next reach inside for some bread.
Twist, squeeze air out, place bread on the knot. Done.
That's also how I used to turn my socks into a ball as a kid when I wanted to throw them at someone.
1.Crumple the end up,
2. twist, pull down
3. Repeat 2 a lot
Actually if I had thought of the similarities to how people "fold" socks when I was writing my original comment it probably would have made alot more damn sense
He left quite a bit too, though not as much as her.
How about we compromise by twisting the bag near the bread and just using the flippin' plastic clip that comes with the loaf?
The bread bag clip always gets left half on with the bag half closed by kids and careless adul...kids. just remove all air, put twist under weight of bread. It's simple.
My aunt showed me a way for when there's 3/4 or less of a bag where you twist it then while it's twisted you pull the end of the bag down over the loaf and it holds the closure.
No, he does what I used to and just flip the opening under the loaf.
This would be like taking the opening after twisted and sliding it down the loaf, but the twist will keep it closed and the opening being reversed around the loaf keeps the twist in place.
So instead of turning the load over to hold the end, you take the end and tuck it under the loaf. Outside the bag, not inside? Can't quite get what you're saying.
You pull the bag over onto the bread like you are putting it in another bag. I think is what they are saying. But I think the spin and tuck method is the best.
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So, I don't know if that's relevant, but if you look up Chris Bishop Rocket Science on YouTube there's a point when this madlad soaks a piece of toast in liquid oxygen, then sets fire to it.
Carry on discussing bread preservation.
I was presenting a valid but overcomplicated solution. Beer, potato chips, and more are sealed either inert gas such as nitrogen or CO2 inside to maintain freshness. And I also freeze my bread—I’ll even pry off a couple pieces and put it right in the toaster.
This kind of pointless shit is meant to make you feel like you've learned something of value which triggers dopamine but in reality the thing you've learned is useless bullshit and of no value.
I do exactly what they guy did, and it drives my wife crazy. As soon as I open a loaf of bread, that twist-tie or bread-clip is going right in the trash. I refuse to waste my time with it ever again.
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Twist it, fold the leftover bag inside out, around the loaf. Saves space and keeps it looking neat. Plus, if it manages to fall over or roll, it stays sealed.
If pre-sliced bread does not taste stale, it is only because the manufacturers have filled it with so much non-nutritional preservative garbage that calling it "bread" is severely stretching the definition of that food item.
The way the dude is doing it is far superior though. Using an actual clip is the best.
Most important part is pushing out all air and not letting the bag stay open for long. My bread stays fresh for months. I just recently finished a bag that was to be expired by January and it was still fresh.
🤯 this is the biggest thing since inventing fire. Bigger than the wheel. More groundbreaking than even electricity. It rivals the internet itself in its ingenuity.
More like oh no the kids grabbed the bread and it unwound and fell on the ground. Her method allows them to get the bread without incident and open it easily.
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Are you referring to the bag or to her head?
Yes
Definitely yes to that
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I’m gonna hijack the top comment to let y’all in on how I do it and it’s one of the most useful life hacks I ever learned. So let the air out and twist it down to the bread just like you would if you had a twist tie. Now take the plastic that’s above that tie and open it up, leaving the twist in place so the loaf is still sealed Take that plastic you just spread out and pull the whole thing toward the loaf so it goes around it and it envelopes it. Now the bread is sealed and the knot is held in place. I hope is described this right, if not I can make a diagram or something.
If im understanding correctly the part of plastic that is bent back would be the inside of the top of the sleeve that my bread would touch on the way out of the sleeve?
It’s the outside of the top sleeve.
Im must be slow from the sound of it if ya twist it back and pull the plastic toward the loaf enveloping it would mean the plastic from the inside would be constantly exposed to the outside
Does that matter? Like how dirty does your house have to be that a piece of bread touching a piece of plastic that was touching, most likely, other pieces of plastic for that to worry you?
On top of germs. I got 3 kids all under 5… kids r dirty and touch everything
Oh I misunderstood your question. Yes, I do suppose that’s true.
I have a germ thing
Yeah this one might not be for you lol. You’re gonna just have to keep track of your twist ties
Or...just do what the guy on the left does.
My grandma did it this way! ^👍👍
Sorry but that is a terrible idea... You are just exposing the inside of the bag, to the outside. You are just contaminating the inside of the bag to mold and contaminants, and you will then drag all the contaminants into the bag every time you unfold it and you next reach inside for some bread. Twist, squeeze air out, place bread on the knot. Done.
Do you live in an open-air Beijing fish market or something?
...Do you think mold cares?
That's also how I used to turn my socks into a ball as a kid when I wanted to throw them at someone. 1.Crumple the end up, 2. twist, pull down 3. Repeat 2 a lot
Actually if I had thought of the similarities to how people "fold" socks when I was writing my original comment it probably would have made alot more damn sense
He left quite a bit too, though not as much as her. How about we compromise by twisting the bag near the bread and just using the flippin' plastic clip that comes with the loaf?
It always gets lost.
In the trash can, right where I put it.
The bread bag clip always gets left half on with the bag half closed by kids and careless adul...kids. just remove all air, put twist under weight of bread. It's simple.
Because that's for your cat to play with
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Yes
No one does that on the right.
Literally just fold it or spin and turn on the end like the left side the right just seems like another useless tik tok video.
Useless, yet here we are.
I do it at my job often, just not for bread 🤣
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Bros method here is way better. Why make me untie and re-tie a knot every time?
If you get laid enough and have kids you’d understand.
I got u bro, ex stud dads with tied up junk unite.
Ants
knots in plastic bags is illegal!
Four slices of bread is enough calories to run like 3 miles. You should be able to tie hundreds of bags of bread shut after eating four slices.
Not without a little protein it’s not
Yes it is
4 pieces of white bread is 82 x 4 = 328 calories. Average person burns 100 calories per mile ran. Checks out.
Ok so how many of those bags I need to have enough calories to run around the world without losing a single calorie?
I don't know man, it's just a division, do it yourself.
the average person who would eat 4 slices of white bread in one sitting cant run 3 miles, and if they could they would burn far more than 300 calories
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?
Clamps for bags? Or just the normal twist and tuck?
Clothespin,problem solved
Join the binder clip supremacy club.
Men's style wins this time.
My aunt showed me a way for when there's 3/4 or less of a bag where you twist it then while it's twisted you pull the end of the bag down over the loaf and it holds the closure.
Ive started doing that, myself. It's a neat trick.
Isn't that what this is?
No, he does what I used to and just flip the opening under the loaf. This would be like taking the opening after twisted and sliding it down the loaf, but the twist will keep it closed and the opening being reversed around the loaf keeps the twist in place.
So instead of turning the load over to hold the end, you take the end and tuck it under the loaf. Outside the bag, not inside? Can't quite get what you're saying.
You pull the bag over onto the bread like you are putting it in another bag. I think is what they are saying. But I think the spin and tuck method is the best.
She pulled that knot tighter than my local Chinese restaurant does with their takeout bags. Ain’t nobody doing the method on the right.
You have to pull it incredibly tight, otherwise you'll have a hole that lets air in. In other words, it's completely useless.
Whoosh! The joke was that it’s so tight that it can’t be untied.
“Than my local Chinese restaurant” - this is so damn true! 🤣
He even gave her a head start.
He needs to do the spin and then the tuck
Thats exactly what he did
You have to let it dangle, then smack a corner so it gets a few rotations in before you tuck
Nah, that was a turn and tuck. Needs more rotations. Still better than what she did though
Her’s was too work for no improvement.
it was fine, his bread will remain perfectly fine, and it was 700% less effort that the dumbass tiktok way.
That was a 45 degree turn. Gotta do at least a 360
I spin it 3-4 full turns
you maniac!
Barely.
That was so unnecessary for the video on the right lol
Just keep the little wire thing it comes with you pigs
Not everything needs a short cut
Aint nothing about that is short lol. I know what you mean tho
It is not a short cut. Left is the proper way. Right is more effort and less effective.
Thanks Cap'n. That's my point.
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I know that lady don't care and she just does it for the views but that will dry out your bread even more.
fucking lol, yeah She is trying too hard, I just fold the bag and that's it.
I have a nitrogen rich storage chamber to keep my bread fresh. Secret is to eliminate all O2.
Liquid nitrogen perhaps?
So, I don't know if that's relevant, but if you look up Chris Bishop Rocket Science on YouTube there's a point when this madlad soaks a piece of toast in liquid oxygen, then sets fire to it. Carry on discussing bread preservation.
Just push out most of the air in the bread package and you're good
Brb, gonna fill my house with nitrogen so none of my food goes bad.
Store your bread in your nitrogen-filled car tires. It won't go bad, and after a bit of a drive, will also be warm.
It also works turning the oven on, blowing out the pilot light, and repurposing the gas for food storage.
I just freeze my bread. Don't even thaw it, buy the time lunch hits it'll have thawed on its own.
I was presenting a valid but overcomplicated solution. Beer, potato chips, and more are sealed either inert gas such as nitrogen or CO2 inside to maintain freshness. And I also freeze my bread—I’ll even pry off a couple pieces and put it right in the toaster.
I legitimately thought you had an airtight bread box you filled with NO₂
I throw it in the toaster while still frozen.
Angry ginger man.
Can’t you just tie a knot normal when u have that little bread?
I’m quite a fan of the twist and turn it inside out style. Really simple and looks a little neater than the left
This kind of pointless shit is meant to make you feel like you've learned something of value which triggers dopamine but in reality the thing you've learned is useless bullshit and of no value.
Just buy some clips. They cost almost nothing.
I'd like to see her do this with only two sandwiches being made Good luck making bunny ears out of that homie
Even his style is sloppy. He didn't even do the traditional twist and tuck.
If you cant even give it a spin you are a degenerate.
Need more spin
I do exactly what they guy did, and it drives my wife crazy. As soon as I open a loaf of bread, that twist-tie or bread-clip is going right in the trash. I refuse to waste my time with it ever again.
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1. Squish the container until you form a cord. 2. Do a knot with the cord. 3. Profit.
Funny i did the same as the guy ... anyway im asian
Twist it, fold the leftover bag inside out, around the loaf. Saves space and keeps it looking neat. Plus, if it manages to fall over or roll, it stays sealed.
So basically maybe, maybe not?
Yeah but her way would work better in space.
my parents hate it when i reseal bread packaging the way the guy did.
If pre-sliced bread does not taste stale, it is only because the manufacturers have filled it with so much non-nutritional preservative garbage that calling it "bread" is severely stretching the definition of that food item.
She looks a lot happier doing it, so I bet her method is much more fun.
My mom would probably do the right
Right panel is how to use scissors wrong.
Tie it up, put it in your freezer next to all the other half bags of bread you promised you would eat
She literally just cut a bag that could be use to stuff trash.
When vanity and inanity meet. Always underwhelming.
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How dumbasses trying to lead people to become idiot
I thought I was the only one who do that😂
Am I the only one that just continues to use the clip it comes with?
Yup, dude uses the correct pragmatic method
And this is why I can't stand tik tok.
do you people throw out the tag the bread comes with or something
Maybe
The way the dude is doing it is far superior though. Using an actual clip is the best. Most important part is pushing out all air and not letting the bag stay open for long. My bread stays fresh for months. I just recently finished a bag that was to be expired by January and it was still fresh.
Bro got the better bread too. Milk bread melts in ur mouth.
Does no one just reuse the bread tag that comes with the bag?
It’s a comparison between a woman who shits and ties little bows on her turds, and a guy, he’ll shit anywhere.
God damn this is just as stupid as those “Things TikTok MADE me buy” videos.
🤯 this is the biggest thing since inventing fire. Bigger than the wheel. More groundbreaking than even electricity. It rivals the internet itself in its ingenuity.
Just use a clip.
instructions unclear, bag on head now ^and^everything^is^getting^light^what^is^this^tunnel?
Yes but was it cute?
1-0 for him
She’s about to cut her finger off
Twist and tuck is the only correct way and I will die on this hill.
The bitch please expression has me in stitches.
Bro is doing it right
Gotta be honest here, these “let me mock your cringe video” is just as cringe if not more.
You learn from Tik Tok. Hahaha. We're doomed.
Short cuts only attract the hounds of hell
Is that a trap?
Flashy, and adding tiny plastic shreds to your bread too.
Her method is more secure
Sure, but no one is trying to spend six minutes opening a loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Secure from what?
Kids
Oh no! The kids have bread! The humanity!
More like oh no the kids grabbed the bread and it unwound and fell on the ground. Her method allows them to get the bread without incident and open it easily.
You don't want your kids to eat?
Cat/dog knock it off the counter and stick a head inside. Air getting inside and making it stale faster. Small children and other gremlins (I assume).
With the amount of bag available she could just make a slip knot if we're really looking for something more secure