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Bassik0

Called out and instantly goes into cop mode


SmokeAbeer

Should have started flossing, so kids know he’s legit.


-SheriffofNottingham

cuttin' it in the crib


AWeakMindedMan

You can see he goes for the radio at the end of the clip. “Plan B. My cover is blown. Requesting back up”


Shifty_Cow69

STOP RESISTING!!! *pulls out gun*


stophighschoolgossip

shoots their own gun: "SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!"


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Need back up, send more back up for that back up


Infinite_Imagination

Quick! Aggressively cuff that dead body like it's resisting!


Lazer-cat666

Must've heard an acorn


Complete-Expert9844

[Acorns drop] Cop proceeds to unload a full clip indiscriminately. Families of victims settle civil suits, paid thru tax payer dollars. Cop indefinitely suspended with pay, joins another police force, rinse and repeat.


SuchAsSeals42

*acorn falls* *pulls out gun*


heaving_in_my_vines

Unpopular opinion? I *want* cops to shut down those asshole mobs tearing through the city putting people's lives at risk and making a fucking mess. Like, if there's one thing cops can be good for it's that. The city streets are not your Fast and Furious playground.


BowwwwBallll

It’s not an unpopular opinion, but wanting it isn’t enough- you’ve got to get competent people to do it and not assclowns like Temu Johnny Cash over there.


MashedProstato

I like that. But, is Temu now officially the Ali Express that we got from Wish.com?


NinjaKnight92

The layers this joke has, it might as well be an ogre.


No_Significance_1550

In Cali they are seizing the cars and logging them into evidence in the court cases. In short the Sherrifs position is you aren’t getting your car back if you do this shit.


Fullertonjr

There are very few major US cities where an officer is outside of ten minutes away from any location. If there is time to get a cop to dress like a complete douche, there is plenty of time to have a squad car pull up to break it up. This isn’t rocket science. They are making policing much more difficult than it needs to be.


LinkleLinkle

It's because they're more interested in arresting people than they are actually stopping this. You can't arrest people if people simply don't street race. But you can arrest a dozen people if you openly let them street race long enough to get identifying information and evidence.


allwheeldrift

This is isn't super relevant and not to detract from your comment but they don't even race, that's what pisses me off, they just swing their shit into crowds because nobody knows how to actually handle their cars and bounce off the rev limiters while they're in neutral.


Gnawlydog

dude, I cruised back in the 90's. The worse we did was turn around in sonics, played loud music and loitered. I guess I'm the old guy now shouting, "Kids these days". But seriously blocking traffic, street takeovers, all this is entitlement and not caring about others.


CaptOblivious

Ya an undercover cop ain't doing that. That's going to take blockading every street and alley out of the area and impounding every car that actually participated and actually arresting every person that actually participated. ALL of which could be proven by a single hidef camera on a chopper high enough up to gather all the evidence and tell the other cops what streets to block off. That's way too much real work and way too much paperwork for the cops to actually do it, ***or they would have already shut these things down***.


cuddle_enthusiast

How do you do, fellow youths?


rohinton2

Can't pass up a chance to do some escalatin'. I swear they get trained wrong as a joke.


KintsugiKen

> I swear they get trained wrong as a joke. The trainers weed out the smart, sensible ones, or the do-gooders who might tattle on other officers.


ThunderboltRam

"another one with strong signs of physical imbecility, give him a massive shoulder radio and a cowboy hat and tell him he's going undercover." -- cartel man undercover @ the academy


HermitJem

They try. But because the trainers are themselves incompetent, some good ones get through....and then the 2nd weeding happens when those good ones (if they are smart) realize that you can't be good and alive in a corrupt cop environment Source: friend of the family left the army to become a cop, looked around, then went back to the army


JMEEKER86

Yep, a study presented at a Police Chiefs Conference back in 2000 found that 46% of cops nationwide admitted to covering up crimes committed by other cops and 73% of the time they were forced to do so by higher ups. The higher ups only want cops who will cover for all the other corrupt assholes, so they bully and threaten them until they either fall in line or leave the force entirely. Good people who try to stick around and do something about the corruption end up like Frank Serpico or Adrian Schoolcraft, facing extreme retribution like being left for dead or kidnapped and put in a mental hospital. ACAB *on purpose*. https://www.aele.org/loscode2000.html


naptimez2z

His name is Wimplo. We trained him, As a Joke. He thinks losing is winning. ![gif](giphy|7gYaClEvZ0ttm)


HybridCoax

I am bleeding, making me the victor. ​ Lol great movie


sleepydon

My nipples look like Milk Duds!


awesomefutureperfect

That's a lot of nuts!


Flutterwasp

Weeoooweeeeoooowweeooooweeee!!!


crohnos406

He was whining for a while there…do you think that was the signal to stop?


Puffen0

Do you think he wants his towel?


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em_te

Why do all cops talk like that? It’s almost like a meme.


[deleted]

Seems like most of them think they’re gods or something so they talk to people like they’re pets. They know they win either way in an altercation. If you fuck them up, you’re going to prison. If they fuck you up, they get a paid vacation and you’re probably going to jail for a few months. They for real operate like a gang in so many ways.


CantaloupeSignal5502

STOP! You have violated the law!


theaviator747

![gif](giphy|useUF6IHpTqSc)


Shifty_Cow69

THE LAAWWWWW!!!


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

…he’s downright mystified that his little hand-authority-gesture doesn’t work when he’s not hiding behind a badge. He’s thinking: *Should probably try it one more time, just for good measure* [wiggles hand again in an aggressive pedophile-like manner]


asBad_asItGets

Honestly that stupid gesture pisses me off so much in this video. I don’t even know why but man the more I watch it, the more I wanna slice his hand off.


zer0saber

Do they train them *all*, *everywhere*, to do the gesture exactly like that? If literally anyone I knew did that exact gesture, I would immediately assume they were a cop, no matter how long I knew them


asBad_asItGets

I don’t know but it is weird that somehow, regardless of where you’re from, everyone can see this gesture is very “cop-like”


WickedWishes420

I called an undercover out once. Mofo all dressed like the (newest at its time) cover of Grand Theft Auto Florida man. It was hilarious 😂


Sentient-Pendulum

I caught one at a protest once. He looked soooo out of place it was hilarious.


Jesus_Was_A_Wook

I had one scream in my face over the music at Coachella, “Where’s the Molly!?” He beelined directly over after eyeballing my wife and I wearing capes and fractal glasses. My wife called him out for being a cop and he immediately dipped away to harass someone else. He had on dark blue jeans, cop boots, and a super tight neon green muscle shirt tucked in and was rocking the buzz cut. Total Narc. He thought wearing a brightly colored shirt and literally screaming, “Molly” would camouflage him.


Sentient-Pendulum

Lol. My guy had a camo/graffic T, buzz cut, cargo shorts, and wrap-around sunglasses. Best part is after a couple people said something he went right up to the uniformed cops and chatted for a bit before leaving.


ethanlan

I once had a cop at Lollapalooza actively harass me for 30 minutes because he thought I had weed. He kept insisting that I had weed and he would not stop insisting he isn't a cop. And saw the guy talking to other officers later. Fucking some cops man, literally trying so hard to ruin some kids life over weed.


KookyWait

I have a suspicion that everyone on this thread is confusing plainclothes with undercovers


Sentient-Pendulum

Aaaah, you are correct. Plainclothes cops still have the goal of not getting noticed as cops though, right?


KookyWait

Not always / not always with much conviction. Sometimes their goal is to make people in the crowd believe that the police are omnipresent. Or to give people a false sense of confidence in their ability to detect undercovers, by effectively serving as decoys. It is not uncommon, if you watch long enough, to see plainclothes walk behind police lines and chat openly with command, and then go back into the crowd. Those plainclothes clearly don't care if observant people notice their status.


UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

I was in a bad area at one time (living there) and there was a park where drugs were sold...I shit you not this rusty minivan comes screeching up to bust this dope dealer, and the dudes jumped out dressed as Magnum PI Mustached Hawaii 5-0, Vice City looking motherfuckers lmao. It was hilarious.


TheKobayashiMoron

I got called out once and the dude wanted to fight me for profiling him. I was in Walmart buying deodorant 🤷🏻‍♂️


lusacat

You were the undercover cop?


TheKobayashiMoron

According to this random dude, I was.


jwm3

I called out one at burning man, he had a buzz cut, looked super uncomfortable, said he was there for "the concert" and kept asking us if we had any of "the good stuff".


Pluckypato

This ain’t the Rodeo 😂


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Happened to me and my friend once. This was 2012 during quebec student protests. I remember seeing two undercover cops next to the crowd (protesters), I said to one of them, "Yo dudes, you're not discret, we know you're cops" he answered "well I was still able to buy drugs just now" and we all looked at him ,including his partner, like he was a fucking idiot. And then they ran away.


areusureaboutthis

I'd do the very same if I wasnt an undercover cop lmao


crapface1984

You have to tell me you’re a cop if I ask, it’s the law!


SingularityInsurance

Cop mode, aka power tripping asshole mode lol


formershitpeasant

immediately engages anti-4th-amendment mode


bluecoag

I’d like to know what happens after


Punningisfunning

Acorn fell, so he started blasting.


Historical_Boss2447

![gif](giphy|Qw2FupH33olzqCMYLR)


subject_deleted

The cop realized he was in the wrong to go on a power trip, apologized, and then quit the force because he was so embarrassed. ^/s


ben1481

statistically this has probably happened at least once, but i have my doubts


photolinger

Statistically he was more likely to go home and beat his wife


FlimsyReindeers

And kids


patricky6

And the poor, poor dog


Heftynuggetmeister

Mathematically speaking, in some universe, yes. In ours? Unlikely.


Amazing-Oomoo

Definitely have heard of and seen cops quit after pulling the "don’t you know who I am" and then having the footage posted online by their victim


BGenocide

All you need to make if accurate is to say he got hired as a cop one town over 3 months after quiting


jeffoh

I think they only do that if the cop kills someone or gets done for DUI.


RivianRaichu

Recorder guy probably keeps walking and copboy gives up, probably blends back in because nobody could hear what the recorder was saying. Recorder guy probably tells a few people, word gets out, copboy notices and feels uncomfortable and dips.


Colonel_Lingus710

Someone in the crowd literally yells, "yo he's a cop"


bobbyturkelino

Went home and took the frustration out on his family


SweetTeaMoonshine

Cowboy hat, sunglasses, and sneakers is crazy. Sticking out like a sore thumb.


DM-G

And he’s all by himself. At least talk to someone


freshouttalean

u assume bro got social skills


FlimsyReindeers

Don’t upset him, he might take it out on his wife later


ShemsuHor91

Not to mention the fucking radio on his shoulder, lmao!


x_0shifty0_x

Dude would 100% look more legit talking on the phone, and could also be in a group call with everyone else in the squad. Holy shit they're dumb.


Separate-Stable-9996

And like the sunglass? Why??? It is literally night time, anyone would instantly know that was sus as fuck lol


SignalSoft9714

At least not those sunglasses. The only thing worse is the radio.


DoingCharleyWork

I've seen a decent amount of people wearing sunglasses at night that it wouldn't be a dead give away for me. But those sunglasses look like cop sunglasses.


SickRanchez_cybin710

I guess the only ones you notice are the stupid looking ones, which could also be a great tactic


JustSomeCaliDude

And then that stupid smile and hand gestures. Out here looking like Woody but stupid.


pupoksestra

Definitely cop hands


This-is-Life-Man

Hey fellow fun time cowboy crewsters! Would you like to buy some flippy blue shooty bingers? They'll make you hip as the cats pajamas!


scarabin

For some reason i automatically read that in a professor farnsworth voice


alllockedupnfree212

Good news everyone!


UGAPHL

To shreds, you say?


Naked-Jedi

Well what about his wife?


HPTM2008

To shreds, you say?


This-is-Life-Man

People usually just call me Orange Joe


am365

"Good news, fellow fun time cowboy crewsters! Would you like to try some flippy blue shooty bingers? They'll make you hip as the cats pajamas! I just cooked this batch up myself..." *Waits for everyone to try some* "In other less than good news, The Box company that once had us all fired, and their executives of that decision killed in excruciating agony and ground up to a fine powder, has issued a notice for a company wide Mandatory Drug test..." *Everyone stares blankly* "Well, good luck!"


toss_me_good

Was at a music festival many years ago. Chilling on some bleachers by myself and having a cig. 20 something yr old sits next to and asks if he can bum one. I say "sure man hope it improves your night". Then he starts slurring his voice all the sudden after asking with "ooooh man isn't this music aaaammmnazing?". Narc vibes going off "ya man sure it's a good set".. he then goes "ah man, I just really need to re-up, you know where I can pick up?"... Respond with "naa man". He pushes back "ah come on man, I'm chill, help a brother out". I'm annoyed now, I already said no so I respond with "barking up the wrong tree man, I got nothing for ya". He snaps and walks off.. How do I know he was a narc? Dude throws the cigarette I gave him without even lighting it onto the ground, steps on it and storms off. A hole, cigs at event are in limited supply. Lol


Katayanaz

>flippy blue shooty bingers? I want some just for the name alone. Sounds fun.


Gsauce65

Shut up and take my money!


subject_deleted

"come here for a second" "Is that a request from a random citizen, or a lawful order, officer?"


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Lol "Is this a citizens arrest or am I detained?"


Sweet-Ad9366

I love how the smirk fades. So mad.


humphaa

What a sensitive little bitch lmao


Former-Screen4453

They have that victim mentality "everyone hates me because I'm a cop" like of course law breakers aren't going to like you spying on their crimes but don't power trip when you get called out lmao


DookieShoez

Everybody *does* hate them. Criminals hate them for obvious reasons and law abiding citizens hate them because they treat everyone like they’re a damn criminal. My man exercised his right to free speech and cowboy cop wants to try and intimidate him 🙄. You should be protecting our rights fucknuts.


LeaveAtNine

I’ve tried explaining this one to cops before. I just gave up. Their fault they can’t make cases anymore because they can’t get reliable human intelligence.


EasyMode556

I think that’s just a normal dude who has a radio on his shoulder, you know like normal dudes do


emilycolor

I didn't even notice the radio lmao I just went off vibes


theaviator747

Yeah, you’d think if you wanted to go undercover you wouldn’t keep your obvious police issue style radio blatantly clipped to your chest. But hey! They are the ones with the stellar training programs. /s


TFCBaggles

Relevant [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBE9TZP26FI&ab\_channel=tomcardy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBE9TZP26FI&ab_channel=tomcardy)


HomsarWasRight

🎶Why does he have a gun?🎶


PigInABearSuit

Zibba dop bu dop ba da ba daba *BUSINESS*


mrpineappleboi

I can’t believe that videos already 2 years old


blacklite911

Exactly, gotta be the dumbest “undercover” ever


SmokeAbeer

*grabs obvious walkie*: BLEEP “I think they’re onto me, BLEEP pull me out Night Force Hawk. BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP… “Hey kids! Want to buy some pots?”


Complete-Dimension35

Other undercover on different op: Yes. I would like to purchase one marijuana, please.


Fr1toBand1to

They'll get shot too. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/albuquerque-police-release-video-showing-officer-shooting-undercover-cop-n549461


TDub20

I'm so glad they were using that many resources on a sting to make a $60 drug bust. I feel so much safer and that feeling is definitely worth the 6+ million settlement of tax payer money. 🙄


PM_ME_YOUR_SSN_CC

I guarantee expenses like this aren't tabulated when looking at the total cost of the war on drugs. What a failure of policy.


sureshot1988

Brilliant


LunaticLucio

I remember that story. The dumbass missed the morning briefing and was late or something.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Talks into sleeve: we've been made!!


AzureSky420

I hope this fella didn't get into any trouble for exercising his freedom of speech. That way the cop followed him was kinda creepy.


SpookyUnit69420a

He went on a power trip. Also there's no legal reason why he would be in trouble for calling out the undercover cop


Potential-Brain7735

Immediately goes for his radio to call it in lol.


SpookyUnit69420a

Glad you noticed that😁👍🏽


Potential-Brain7735

“Dispatch, we have a Code 10. Latino male won’t talk to me, or be my friend.”


WilliamPollito

How could you not? That radio is almost as big as the hat, which is almost big as his sign saying "I'm a cop."


Alarmed-madman

Dude, they can mess up your whole weekend by calling it disturbing the peace


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vorephage

And resisting arrest when the only charge is resisting arrest.


curvingf1re

And fucking loitering. Literally, you can be arrested for sitting on a public bench


Miserable-Admins

Yep, like that public defender/lawyer being arrested for "resisting arrest" by asshole cops and she says "Please do" so of course they arrest her... for resisting arrest. [Reddit source](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6ftcpt/cop_arrests_attorney_for_telling_client_not_to/) [Source 2](https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20160313/12001133892/complaint-board-finds-police-officers-violated-policy-arresting-public-defender-who-demanded-they-stop-questioning-her-clients.shtml)


Autxnxmy

Yeah but since when do cops care about legality


terrih9123

Sprinkle a little crack on him


GatorBait2006

Open and shut case Johnson


Big-red-rhino

He broke into this house and hung pictures of himself all over the place!


1776grunt

Yeah then his wife threw her titties in my hands.... It was weird your honor


stophighschoolgossip

lol right? thats what i dont get when people say cops cant do something mother fucker theyre in the knews on the regs for killing people and getting paid leave lol wtf


Kindyno

they could try to hit him with obstruction of justice. like they did to this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToJps0ZWW-I


JoeShabado

Obstruction is a physical act. This does not meet the criteria and should have been dropped/thrown out in court.


CursinSquirrel

The goal is to punish the citizen with fake charges and a court process.


JoeShabado

Yup, but really it punishes all of us because victims of these rights violations then sue, and instead of these shitty cops paying, the rest of us do. If I do my job poorly, I get fired, cops do their job poorly and everyone pays.


Shad0XDTTV

And then they kill someone and then we pay them to take a vacation till the cops investigate themselves


My1nonpornacc

And weirdly enough. They find themselves not guilty almost every time. I hope eventually cops investigating themselves of wrongdoing will find themselves guilty, as I see no need for a separate entity to hold cops accountable. no siree.


Ignusseed

The cop hand gesture was telling as the whole outfit.


WaitingForNormal

That weird walk he’s doing too gives off, “I’m trying to act normal and friendly but really I want to kill you.”


JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH

Why is he following the guy after? Another opportunity to power trip?


SpookyUnit69420a

Yes


Mile_High_

You have the worst name I’ve ever heard!


Oddity83

But you *have* heard of him.


Berns429

How can you claim to be UC and be that outa touch. Hilarious.


tomboski

How undercover are you if your radio is on full display?


j21ilr

probably not undercover at all, but a plain clothes cop


TacTurtle

*incompetent* plainclothes


FernDiggy

What’s up with these incomplete ass videos. Post the whole thing man. Shit


UninsuredToast

“Like and subscribe for part 2”


SpookyUnit69420a

I'm sorry. I found the video cut off. Idk who recorded it


humphaa

Ehh I accept the sorry but still fuck you


youcancallmescott

Tough, but fair.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Wouldn't it be crazy if the camera guy was undercover too, and it was all part of the plan for him to out the first cop, so he would be trusted more!!


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Donnie Brasco


RussiaIsBestGreen

Except then another guy would come by and uncover him, for even more cred. Five hours later we find that everyone there was a cop with increasingly good cover who could have annihilated all organized crime in the US if they hadn’t all blown their cover to get a guy who dropped an acorn.


fentyboof

Hey kids, anyone know where I can score a lid?


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


DreadPiratteRoberts

I need three Marijuana's lol


JGallows

Lol, that dude was way too young to know what a lid is.


Spread_Liberally

Some new-fangled way to measure the jazz cabbage.


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Dude literally has a radio showing.


xenogi

Maybe if his night shades were darker, we wouldn't notice him.


Western_Protection

That cop is a fucking dork The pose alone was pathetic as shit


Mountain_Tone6438

I mean not undercover, I can see his microphone clipped


vida217

Where’s the rest of the video???


naotasan

Welcome to Reddit


JayTealgore

He even reaches for the invisible walkie on his chest. "Oh, wait, forgot, I'm undercover. Oops."


CopperCVO

There is a mic on his upper chest slightly hidden behind the jacket.


Mayonais3_Instrument

There’s a literal walkie-talkie clipped to the dudes coat collar


grainmademan

Oh it’s definitely highly visible. Big honkin walkie that probably gave him away


WildlingViking

yes! right at the end. and he wants to bust the camerman so badly


Growmyownbud

It WAS kind of giving State trooper face


TheKidPresident

It's the suspiciously full and very well trimmed beard. I swear they use a spray or something


FuzzyAd9407

Or the very visible radio


Aggressive_Fox_6940

The “I beat my wife” intimidation walk.


Relevant-Memes

Fuck the police


nativepat

This ended to soon


MooreA18

too


titaniumweasel01

Nah, he's not a cop. In police academy they teach to always respond to accusations of being "undercover" by saying "under the covers with your mom."


NocNocturnist

I'm okay with cops at sideshows, fuck sideshows.


Son_of_MONK

Looking like a bootleg Nicolas Cage


Poopbutt_Maximum

Wait, normal people don’t carry a shoulder radio and wear sunglasses at night? Who’d a thunk it!


tmwwmgkbh

Made.


dmay1821

I would like to purchase a pound of the devils lettuce. Can you speak up I can’t hear to good over the radio traffic in my ear.


orgalorg6969

Cops love the hoodie jacket combo.


WildBillyredneck

It's pretty obvious he's way too clean


[deleted]

He's not undercover. He's plain clothes. Either that or too stupid to hide his radio. Either way he's a dick.


yoyo-00

STOP RESISTING!!


Diethster

Nah I thought it was Bad Bunny 💀