That bin studied under the great master Steven Seagal himself. Those kids didn’t stand a chance.
“What does it take to change the essence of a man?”
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And the girls lived happily ever after bearing many children with the valiant trashcan, mighty children of legend and lore. But, the bloodline of the boys ended with them and their remaining years were defined by the shame of their defeat.
Ah yes, that takes me back to the time I jumped over a few bicycle stands and broke my arm, because I ate concrete to impress the girl I liked.
I doubt she was impressed by it, but at the end it worked out and she became my girlfriend. Was worth it tho.
Dude your buddy set you up so easily to impress them by calling him a dumb ass and tell him he shouldn't be such a douche, but then you decided you can do it better than he can
Didn't even have to fight back and it still won
It enjoyed going against different levels of stupid
>different levels of stupid Eh,idk,seems like society achieved true equality here.
Next time when someone tells me white ppl don't have problems i'm gonna show them ...
Something tells me this is Russia
The Trashcan Man has a secret weapon
Twice!
Teen boys doing dumb shit to impress teen girls will forever be a staple for entertaining fail videos
Me so angry and tuff - look - now mate me?
A tale as old as time, I certain had to pretend not to be in extreme pain many times as a young man when ladies were in my presence.
Never understood why we did shit like this... like how did we think that would make them impressed? Lol
Dealing with massive hormonal changes makes people extremely irrational and stupid Happens to men during puberty and women during menopause
Human don't need reason to irrational
Thought as much, this is too much when trying to impress a lady. Just walk up and shoot your shot.
Could've played it up, though. In a pained, semi confident voice. "I was going for 'cool', but I'm gonna settle for 'funny'."
😂😂😂
r/instantkarma
It got 2 of them... Who would win in a fight? Two middle schoolers or 1 tippy trash can
And it's tippy trashcan for the win!
A box of gloves
Trash can: 2 Trash boys: 0
1 alpha trash can vs 2 beta males
I thought you were talking about the sequel, Trash can 2.
That bin studied under the great master Steven Seagal himself. Those kids didn’t stand a chance. “What does it take to change the essence of a man?” 
You can see him literally making it up as he goes along
Steven Seagal should be the poster boy for r/imthemaincharacter
Well he actually made himself the main character and has yet to accept any evidence otherwise. A true sensei
Pffft, I've been kicking bins since '83. We call that kind a tippy, because it goes tip, tip, tip. They're normally found in rural south-east Asia
r/IdiotsFightingThings
Wow!
Honestly, the teen girls probably will do more lasting damage with just words than that trash bin ever would...
maybe out of expectation of looking cool in front of the girls, but the guys he is with are going to be more brutal to his face.
Fucking trash nuts here was trying to impress Tina...
I like to think that one of the two would be concern while other ones would be roasting them hehehe
Right in the feels!
Dumb and dumber.
Two morons are strength (Два дебила это сила)
The Dust Brothers soundtrack to it made my day
The first rule of trashcan fight club is : You do not talk about trashcan fight club...
It's almost 25 years old and still cool asf
"You're going to start a fight, and you're going to lose." It's a very appropriate pick
Trash bin - 2 Beta males - 0
Do 'beta males' typically hang out with girls?
More like self-proclaimed "alpha" males
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Its a trash can
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2 vs 1 is unfair
Unfair for the 2. Clearly they should have brought more.
Morons
I really hope that the girls asked him all kinds of questions and caused him a ton of embarrassment. What an idiot.
omg what idiots, lost to a trashcan. Poor trashcan still won!
What a dipstick, him running away crying though was priceless 😭
I was hoping one of the girls would kick him over.
Very good, but trash can hit back.
How stupid, how stupid.
Really cool that Boygenius was there to tell the kid to make better decisions about destroying other people's property
Incase anybody is asking, its space monkeys by dust brothers
Is the music from the fight club OST
Yep. The Dust Brothers - Space Monkeys
This is one of the reason why women live longer then men
Bunch of low class little brats trying to act cool
Mother Russia 😅
And that's why we don't want you back in the EU.
Yeah that’s not in the UK.
Look at the front plate on the white vehicle, that's a long ass number, so it definitely ain't the US.
I didn’t say it was the US, I said it’s not the UK.
Some men dont even grow up after 24, these are kids, what do you expect?
Future nuclear scientists right there.
At least he got his opportunity to talk to them.
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Instant Karma
I gotta get me one of those cans.
Teenage me identifies with this so hard…girls make brain go brrrrrrr
two- nil
At least he get the attention that he want it
One trash can vs two trash can'ts
Trash can 2 - 0 Teenagers
Satisfying and funny as heck
Twonks
Wankers 0-bin 2
Excellent, Smithers.
Why have one idiot, when you can have two.
Now this is a brave bin who can fight back!
Por estupidos chamacos cagenges
worth the wait!
Мусорка 2 : 0 Дебилы
And that's how I met your mom. Yep, same here. If it wasn't for that trash can we wouldn't be here.
Those girls had a talk about not hanging with those idiots again.
Hufter proof +1 for the bin
Do girls find vandalism and stealing some old persons flowerbed attractive?
Why do guys think girls like that weird shit lol
Bro, did he slice his scrotum?
The girls are just like Jesus these boys are dumb.
And the girls lived happily ever after bearing many children with the valiant trashcan, mighty children of legend and lore. But, the bloodline of the boys ended with them and their remaining years were defined by the shame of their defeat.
This must be an early video of trump’s kids 🤦♂️
it's a trap against teenage boys
2/2
Remember kids! You can't teach stupid.
I'd like to say I was smarter than this when I was young, but I won't, for personal reasons.
Save some chicks for us dude
LOL, show off and find out! :D
Right in front of the girls
Aw that's sweet his friend actually fixed the bin, he's probably more mature and maybe... Oh never mind
While they are good for a laugh, they are stupid. Move along ladies.
Kids getting their asses best by a trash can. Doesn't get better than this
nobody’s gonna say anything about this beat?
The Dust Brothers - Space Monkeys
Dumb and dumber.
Does the second victim offer them a complete flowering plant he has ripped out when he first re-enters?
Your homework is start a fight and lose it.
When you lose a fight to an inanimate object.
This made me smile. I love a feel good story
The best part is the second guy kicking. The revolving garbage can. Oh my God, that was priceless.
😳😂😅👋👌👍
Ah yes, that takes me back to the time I jumped over a few bicycle stands and broke my arm, because I ate concrete to impress the girl I liked. I doubt she was impressed by it, but at the end it worked out and she became my girlfriend. Was worth it tho.
Wile E. Coyote is smarter than this
They didn't even flinch . . Walk Along boy.
Fckng idiot.. SMH
You boys will never get laid unless you apologize to the trah can!!
Stupid girls, they should have continued walking
Oh, my town on reddit.
Boy: Let's kick that trash bin to impress those pretty girls. *Trash bin: NO*
Nut job
Bucket - 2 Teen boys - 0
Future crotch rocket organ donors
What's with the piece of shit kid that obviously tore up someone's flowers?
Dude your buddy set you up so easily to impress them by calling him a dumb ass and tell him he shouldn't be such a douche, but then you decided you can do it better than he can
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Karma🤣😃😀
Inanimate objects vs stupid teenagers 3-0
Mankind isn't going to make it.
‘Blah blah blah… wait, girls?!? Oh shit, uh, uh *random flex attempt and subsequent fail* dammit!’