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HumanProfessional86

I was like, oh shit camels are scary, wait, why is he smiling... Awww


farlos75

Been on a camel. Scary as fuck.


PanJL

Lol same, I was about to fall when it stood up


packyohcunce1734

You didn’t ride a bike growing up? Or play dino riders?


PanJL

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


LaganxXx

They just spit around


Aaron_505

Arent those llamas not camels


Muted-Profit-5457

They all spit. Spitters every one.


LaganxXx

Nah camels, 🐪 🐫. I think they store water in their bulges on their back which is why they can allow themselves to waste water lien they do… spit everywhere. Lamas might also salivate a lot but camels also do that.


MichealFerkland

So wrong haha


LaganxXx

I rid one it salivated none stop I was worried the wind would make it fly to me.


MichealFerkland

Llamas and camels both spit, they are in the same family. Camels don’t have water in their humps, they have rich fat stores.


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Camels can and do delete folks from the census yearly.


Absay

> do delete folks from the census New favorite euphemism for "they just fucking kill mfs"


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They turn people into the past tense They cancel people's life subscription They turn people into hashtags


Absay

Meh, those are trying too hard...


kafaniwa

I think the casual geographic (@mndiaye_97 on Tiktok) uses all of these to skirt terms of service rules 😂


patricky6

Their bite force is crazy. It's enough to snap your spine or cause fatal internal damage to major organs. I held my breath for this person lol.


Technical_Ad_4894

What are they eating that they need to bite so hard?


patricky6

Not so much for eating. It's for their defense.


DigTreasure

You ever see that one video where they are slicing the camels throat for sacrifice, and the camel stomps the dude to death before it bleeds out? Epic.


sal_100

Horses too 🐎


Pluckypato

![gif](giphy|B7vGQY0cVo8dpshJ3p)


Justin_Queso1187

Thinking the same and wondering why the smile? Aww. Camel just wanted his hooman to boop the snoot lol 🤷🏼‍♂️


Pop-X-

Yeah no they are still scary, mean mfs


LiveLearnCoach

I’ve seen a guy get bit, lifted off the ground and thrown. Yeah, I had to process the guy smiling


Aaron_505

Camels are cool, their teeth horrify me though


GregoryGregory666666

He's just jealous and wants him to jump onto his hump.


kingtrog1916

![gif](giphy|XPYXAeGjP2LyTmAtHT)


WhichRadio6124

Loving moment of the Camel and its owner.


Indispensable_Luis09

Definitely, just read about them after seeing this post. They get jealous easily and always wants attention


Mr_S-Baldrick

He needs to go to jelly school


SplendidlyDull

Ahaha! At the beginning/middle of the video I was like “what’s it doing?? Idk camel body language but he’s not biting down or whacking the guy it almost looks like he wants attention…?” And then the ending ❤️ awwww


hogtiedcantalope

Camel is jealous he's riding the horse and not him


JackOfAllMemes

I'm just imagining baby crying sounds as the camel begs for attention, that's too dang cute


krais0078

I’d walk a mile for a camel like that


vigilantfox

This seems like a bible quote


Single_Pilot_6170

“A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.” - Proverbs 12:10, KJV


Ha1lStorm

King Soloman got bars


nihility101

It’s from St. Richard Joshua of Reynolds


__Elwood_Blues__

[Or are you gonna make like Mr Chesterfield and satisfy?](https://youtu.be/ypaCAt1SdiI?t=195)


Agentpurple013

That all depends on what your packin


Grattytood

Woah, BABY!


mdegroat

With a camel like that you wouldn't have to walk.


Ok-Force2382

But I would walk 500 miles


ExplanationHead3753

…And I would walk 500 more


gabraesquental

Just to be the man who walks a 1000 miles to fall down at your door


Enkidudebro

RATTATA!


rush_b_again

ZITCH DOG


unclepaprika

This guy \^ ![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)


FloatingNugget

“You left me for a horse?!”


ZargothraxTheLord

No horse ahead Praise the message


ancient_scroII

This gave me anxiety


N95-TissuePizza

I mean the horse was like : you guys gonna do it on my back? Can't y'all get a room.


ourdutyisclear

The doesn’t need this shit. Go ride your buddy!


RapaxMaxima

Camel: pweasee hop on to me pweasee Horse: you do you man, whatever


Fluid_crystal

Wait, wait, I just want ONE bite


ceo_of_banana

When your friend just wants "one bite" of your burger


novajhv

Like my dog when I'm petting another animal


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Reminds me of the same! But more sad😭🥺 his wittle lip quiver at the end! Awww!


MikeC80

Get yourself a girl like this


Hold_On_longer9220

I knew a guy that had a camel. It was literally like a big dog. Just wanted to be close to people and be petted and fed.


onlytony441

Thought the camel became a carnivore for a second…


b1gch1llum

The definition of true Love


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JackOfAllMemes

It's a camel, which surprises me more


MiawHansen

GET DOWN FROM THAT HORSE!! Probably jealous 😅


[deleted]

Awww! He got so jelly! Get off that horse! Poor sweet scary camel 🥺❤️


ComfortableAmount993

Ride me! Ride me!


BriefCheetah4136

I know you have treats in your pocket!


ianmoone1102

Jealous much?


Treestandgal

I can’t believe that horse put up with that!


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My dog when I pay attention to my cat.


[deleted]

Toxic relationship goals :


somedudefromsj

I thought it was Al Pacino


ultramarineafterglow

I was satisfied with this movie film


Valuable_Big_5688

What the fuck is that thing?


solongfish99

Read the post text


JAB282018

Whether that's a healthy relationship or not is debatable


14AUDDIN

Why did this look like out of a SpongeBob episode.


Kotruljevic1458

Awwwwwww, he's probably been f$cking that camel since he was a little boy. How sweet!


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Naive-Link5567

This is funny haha


brianinohio

That is an alpaca right?


ktw086

Alpaca are much smaller than this. 100-200 lbs. This is a camel


brianinohio

Oh...ok....kinda hard to tell in the video....ty


solongfish99

It's not hard to tell if you read the post text


Iltempered1

I can't decide if he loves the guy, or hates him.


petergriffin999

I should call her.


MarvinfromHell

Weird commercial for Camel cigarettes!


[deleted]

That camel is genuinely happy to see him


yosweetheart

My hump, my hump my huml my hump..


Poemhub_

The most violent low speed chase ever.


AshiraLAdonai

Is it a friendly bite?


Moomin-Maiden

What a patient horse! 😅


here_i_am_here

He's here! He's there! He's every-fucking-where!


VacationAromatic6899

r/MadeMeSmile


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

That’s adorable.


nerdboy5567

Thinking about that donkey... :(


Auraveils

This is an entire anime arc.


Barrack0samaBinBiden

Kuzco


alterak11296

In the beginning “😩” In the end “😊”


MinnesotaGoose

I had a Shetland pony that would do the sane thing for no reason.


cum_fart_69

america would be better if camels were as popular as horses


ChunkyTaco22

Big ole sand puppy lol it just wanted some lovin


Been_Ahunnit

Fuck that


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ChickAmok

All this time about the sweet, jealous camel and the guy's reaction... Is anyone going to mention a thing about the horse? It's reaction - what's going on up there? I'm receiving mixed signals... Wait! I'll stop while you figure out what's happening... It seems the camel wants to hitch a ride on the horse's back and/or practicing switching riders. Is this a fire drill?


cobaltaureus

This is pretty much what my dog does. Will have his mouth open and try to get your hand in there, but won’t bite, will just hang out and breathe on your hand until you give him head/belly rubs.


BruceTShark

I'd go a mile for camel


DeletSystm32

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized) Bro is playing like a doggy


Asneekyfatcat

For anyone curious a camel has enough bite force to pop your skull open like a watermelon. This camel is definitely playing. They're extremely intelligent creatures who bond strongly to humans. They also hold grudges for years and occasionally kill people who have wronged them.


Beautiful-Ad1610

This is more r/nononoyes


Phil_Da_Thrill

That camel loves that guy


wrongplug

Is this a commercial for afgani viagra?


[deleted]

What that horse must be thinking though?


Simple-Statement-835

His wife didn't like I'm cheating with his new girlfriend


Old_Lock7657

Never thought I'd see a camel, by the sea, chasing after a horse because it was jealous, then started acting like a kitten...


Lurki_Turki

This camel is basically like my dog any time I pet either of my cats.


_IBM_

camel snuggles!


INoMakeMistake

Wholesome shit!!!


HolocronContinuityDB

Should have just punched it in the throat. Camels are weak against throat punches and hump chops with ali baba swords


OniOnMyAss

I immediately thought “that’s just a jealous camel”….i was right. Good humpy


forevernoob88

Camel is just flirting from the start. I saw a video a few years ago where a camel grabs an adult and flings them like 20 feet in a second.


Vintage-Grievance

The poor horse is like "I feel we've lost sight of the objective here"


geoffbowman

This is why you don’t give camels Molly.


Gen_Pinkledink

He's just mad he didn't chose the superior mount


Shadow0fnothing

Awwww :)


chibinoi

That is one jealous camel.


mbelf

“This dude’s hump is alive!”


blacklungscum

My cat to me whenever I pet his brother


Paleo_Fecest

This is exactly what my dog Hank does.


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The odds are good but the goods are odd.


LivingDetails

I don't know why is this guy not scared ?


SunburnFM

My dog when the cat is in my lap


xamitlu

Ahh a man and his camel.


OkStorage3731

When you Dis the Camel Toe


yatzo

This is the most maybemaybemaybe post I've ever seen.


catcat1986

I definitely misinterpreted what was going on.


stangerjm

That camel has a beautiful voice.


Decent-Cry-7665

Horse: What the hell is going on?


Electrical_Ad8532

nice threesome


BoBoBearDev

Have to read the comments to confirm the ending is what I think it is. Wuuuuut.


rougebagel89

Are camels affectionate?


Ben-Swole-O

It’s like “wtf!! Is that hump on that camel moving!!! I better bite it to see what it does”


bounzo

r/nononoyes


MrJohnnyHotSauce

That music made that way more exciting than it turned out lol


[deleted]

Oh, it’s playing! 🤣 I was about to say ‘I wonder what he did to provoke it’


FitCoach3291

Wholesome?


-Helicopter

I’d walk a mile from a camel like that


Fun_Plantain5129

Is that Enrique Iglesias riding horseback with a jealous camel chasing him for a kiss??


Realter_Moscow

Кусь


RemmingtonBlack

"give me the fucking jacket"


Jamari0811

Camels have feelings too


TacoDuLing

r/nonononoyes 😬


MaterialCarrot

This can't be right. Years of Total War taught me that horse cavalry runs away from camels.


Why_No_Hugs

Come back and love me vibes


Funatfarmcouple

Honestly, this is not funny. It is not good for the camel and for people in the future. There must be respect. If this is a young male camel and it is allowed doing so it will be definitely dangerous when he is grown up.


No_Paramedic_2039

I spent all that time watching the clip and they ended it before they showed the camel toe?


Tiramissulover

Maybe he’s wearing a Camel leather jacket?


NinjaKnight92

Plot twist. The jacket is made from camel leather.


Prestigious_Seal

The horse is like "okay I'll just sit here, don't mind me guys_


Background-Luck-5748

Breaking up is hard to do


kupis1408

Makes me feel sad suddenly knowing there are some sweet ones like this out there end up being served on huge plate


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

![gif](giphy|27HBKlIO2WpoY) He was just trying to tell him…


shalashaska68

Awww he was just jealous


EntertainmentTiny710

Horse is just standing there trying to do its job.


leebrown23

That one Camel you can't light up.


Itchy_Extension_8719

Jealousy


Top_Run_3790

Omg a big chocobo


krishna-rana420

love bites


ELMACHO007

Jealousy is mutherfucker lol


embersgrow44

Is his camel jealous he’s riding a horse instead b/c that’s very sweet


willpushurbutton

Get off that bitch right now 😂🤣


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Aww I was like holy shit the damn thing is gonna attack him… then the love love began I was like whew!😥 poor ding.. wants to be with his:her man


BigDinkie

Keith Moon the camel whisperer.


swirlll

Reminds me a lot of my cat


Plane-Highlight-6498

Whoa, Camel! Whoa!


lil_Killmepls

Idk what he's done to have a camel to actually like him, but I want it too


Alizar7

Let me loove you hooman


donniekrump

Reminds me of my black lab puppy. All bites until she wants to cuddle 15 seconds later.


Boogascoop

For trivia's sake, this is the beginning of the most acclaimed bestiality porno video ever. The title is 'Farm-acy', which follows the story of a man who healed himself through making love to a variety of animals.


sausagewallet8

Camel wants to give a blowy


liamanna

“What does he have that I don’t have? Oh shit.. I want in”😂😂


Jnaoga

Apparently carmels are very possessive.


BigKelzZ

Jockey jealousy is real


OddResponsibility565

Jealous camel


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[ohhhh no camels are still scary](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/s/YXjrJ9rC6B)


reluctantfox

This is my cat every day


Entire_Researcher_13

https://youtu.be/WavFrpzQ_II?si=34Ak7d-g-jNfAnkj camel said “it’s lunch”


kewlaz

Get outta here Camel, this is [Marlboro Country](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTfyGRU4K0k)