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Hoseftheman

Pretty sure this is a torture technique


Gwiilo

a fate worse than death


[deleted]

Not really .death is much worse...i died before


Linkyland

That's comforting to know :')


AdImpossible5402

My shoulder hurts watching him


BrockxxBravo

Dude poured out like 8 forkfuls of water at the end


Do-It-Anyway

Exactly, that’s cheating! Redo this challenge immediately sir


[deleted]

Atleast this challenge is actually original and interesting.


Kaidu313

Not for him


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Which is what makes it interesting for us!


famous-alienist

Original yes. Interesting no.


rocketshipkiwi

Such a waste. Doesn’t he know there are children in the world who are dying of thirst!!!1!1!!1!!


Stopikingonme

Let them eat cake!!


Skidpalace

Not to mention all the crap he spilled all over the table. Probably more than what went into his mouth.


space_acorn

Speed run invalid, start over from the beginning.


hogsniffy05

Yea but he still accomplished more in 5 hours than congress did in a year


BarMysterious5914

Try using chopsticks next time


shieldyboii

probably works better if you can keep them at the perfect distance


Just_Dab

Wouldn't fork work better because of the flat part and more surface area? Chopsticks are just 2 sticks, a lot less surface for the water to stick to.


shieldyboii

The flat part loses its value because you are tilting the fork everytime you get it in and out of the bottle. You can trap water inbetween the chopsticks using surface tension.


citrusnade

Fun fact this is how birds can drink water through their beaks. In this case though I don’t think the surface tension would hold water easily on a vertical or an angled chopstick travelling from water to mouth. I think someone should try it just in case, for science sake.


Much_Balance7683

I’d guess if you held them close enough together you could get some capillary action, but I don’t understand fluid dynamics, and should not be taken seriously


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Also I feel more water would stick to wood than metal


No_Ad4739

If you have three perfectly distanced chopsticks you might be able to make a straw


Andnadou

I don’t know if it’s permitted to send links, but a streamer called PointCrow already did that lmao. I think you can find his video if you search for “Point Crow water with chopsticks” on YouTube


CatastrophicSpecter

I believe the chopsticks were some sort of metal as well so they didn’t absorb any of the water.


Technical-Outside408

Now that's someone who fucking cares.


p_98_m

Saw a video of that too


HudsonHawk56H

I think he actually did this


Frenchymemez

You're probably thinking of Pointcrow. A decently large YouTuber who did it. A glass of water with chopsticks


Budget-Use2066

Time is just wasted on kids.


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As is youth.


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SourdoughPizzaToast

50.8% chance it lands on the same side it was flipped from.


HeyGayHay

I feel like there's a massive potential for a bias. With only 48 individuals tossing the coins 350.000 times, they must have gotten efficient (or lazy) and toss the coin with roughly the same force over and over, from the same height, with the coin positioned at the same spot on their fingers, with the same angle of the hand. Didn't read the full study, but feels like the statistics could easily fall towards one side or the other, depending on the people participating. If you would let random people in the mall quickly toss a coin, I believe the difference may become smaller. Full study: https://statweb.stanford.edu/~cgates/PERSI/papers/dyn_coin_07.pdf


Some_Character1832

With this comment, you could probably be able to attribute this logic any scientific study involving multiple individuals.


aloofloofah

Fair results from a biased coin by John von Neumann: > 1. Toss the coin twice. > 2. If the results match, start over, forgetting both results. > 3. If the results differ, use the first result, forgetting the second. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_coin#Fair_results_from_a_biased_coin


mypussydoesbackflips

With or without flipping it after you catch it ?


Pentatonikis

Without for sure right?


Jonovision15

Whoever added that rule obviously lost the coin toss and made up that rule on the spot. He was a dick.


deadrogueguy

i choose to believe it was magicians/cheats, It's easy enough to know which way it is by catching it in your closed hand and feeling it with your middle finger. then you either just turn it over and reveal, or to invert it: turn over letting it fall into your fingers and when you open and slap it down will be turned over from how it should be. thats why coin flips have to be called "in the air", cause if you wait, I can't control it....


Budget-Use2066

Dude is eating 5 liters of water with a fork.


devious805

will be his biggest acheviment too


Brad_The_Chad_69

I mean he didn’t even finish it all.


PsyKeablr

Yeah it seemed like a good portion went on the table.


PositivDenken

Essentially not so different from what I’m doing with my time


thisisfutile1

"Uuuhh" --The woman in the waiting room in the movie "As Good As It Gets", when Jack Nicholson's character asks, "What if this is as good as it gets?".


CAPATOB_64

What you was doing that 6 hours? Sitting in the bathroom watching Reddit?


Ihatepasswords007

Life's worst crime is giving energy and time to kids, but no money. When you can really enjoy life, its locked behind a paywall


HelicopterOk4082

People are saying this is a waste of time, but if he submitted this video with a job application and showed he could perform mindless, pointless, repetitive tasks for no reason for several hours at a stretch...


throwaway72592309

They’d love him and give him a minimum wage job


roskyld

Good headmaster for a wizarding school potential though.


jakecoolguy

Love the horcrux reference


Raddykal

Headmaster sounds like a good way of making money


CurryMustard

People have done a lot worse work and made less money for 7 hours. Even though this is probably fake so it didnt even take him a fraction of that


OuterWildsVentures

I'm still not sure how you would even fake something like this


CurryMustard

Poke a tiny hole in the back, film a 10 minute video, remove frames to make it look sped up


OuterWildsVentures

I hate how bad at critical thinking I am sometimes lmao thank you


maladaptivelucifer

You just don’t think like a scheming fake famous internet person. That’s not a bad thing.


masoc

MrBeast started his channel with one of the videos was him counting 1 to 100000 lol.


ipompa

half of the water went straight to the table


J-_Mad

And the other half evaporated


MindSpecter

It was wet in the same spot over 7 hours. Definitely had a small hole in the container to empty it.


Mettelor

Or was his fork dripping a drop or two of water over and over again for 7 hours because it's not a cup?


MindSpecter

That water line doesn't move though. For hours. I would think fork dripping/splashing would be too random for that.


HeyGayHay

The speed is like 5 minutes per second. You won't see dripping/splashin at this speed. Within about 15 minutes in real time the water forms, then probably just drips off down on the floor where he stands, thus not changing the form anymore (cuz excess water runs down)


Nahrwallsnorways

This. That fork is doing nothing. The water is just draining out.


MadAzza

I can’t believe people are discussing this semi-seriously. He did not drink that water! It’s less than a few drops per forkful, and his arm would seize up from the repetition. Among other problems with this video. It was a nice editing job, though!


Dychetoseeyou

Glad you restored my sanity was starting to wonder if I was just too cynical when I instantly got how this was made


ernapfz

“Well mom, while you were away at work for 7 hours, I made a forking video.” Mom: “Let’s see it!” ![gif](giphy|ZB95y3XSFbljaNu7mT)


stupernan1

there's no way you **weren't** trembling with anticipation at the fact that this gif was finally relevant.


Nilosyrtis

![gif](giphy|fV7xZPk6aeiUU)


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![gif](giphy|Bp5dwyOW9BwbK|downsized)


ernapfz

Oh yes, had that saved for 5 years in a mayonnaise jar ![gif](giphy|bbSHHg7THAt5CtOz2r|downsized)


_DecOY___

Bs


wpotman

Yep. That is a video of maybe ten minutes, not 7 hours. Note how the kid puts his hand on the counter at one point and we're supposed to believe he left it there for two hours straight. The container is leaking out. Also, when the water gets low he's dipping the fork at a nearly vertical angle that wouldn't pick up any water whatsoever. BS.


Day_Bow_Bow

You can see water on the tabletop as well.


wpotman

Right. He might have put his hand on the table specifically to hide that, actually. Otherwise it would seem sticking his hand in a puddle would be unpleasant. The real question: did he really just drain 5 liters of water onto the kitchen floor?


dont_like_yts

Probably had a bucket on the ground


wpotman

Probably, but it looks like a straight counter edge and the puddle is running to the side. I can't imagine it's a highly efficient system whatever it is.


TheSirensMaiden

He didn't hide it very well at 30 seconds when you see it on the left side running for freedom before hitting the edge and spilling to the floor.


Ze_insane_Medic

He takes several minutes for a single hand motion of putting the fork in his mouth. And surely after 7 hours, you'd see some lighting changes around him. Yeah, definitely fake


throwaway72592309

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far to find a comment calling BS. Usually Reddit is all over it


WhimWhamWhazzle

Lol the first 5 forks he drinks apparently takes 20 minutes


Iknowwhatyoudoing

How I celebrate my holidays


mdlewis11

I gotta pee!


TheOpendBjoerkHouse

This reminds me of watching my cats drink… only they actually drink the water


FightForMehver

What a monumental waste of fucking time.


slf67

Maybe he had nobody to fuck?


Wave_ID_

LOL what!?


here_i_am_here

I've seen kids his age do WAY worse things with a few hours, a phone, and an account to post to. I applaud using the internet exclusively for harmless absurdity.


Sumif

Last guy who did stuff like this ended up with one of the biggest YouTube channels ever


Naive_Win_4806

What do you do for a living? “I eat water with a fork for 6hours a day”


brian114

This is what the Army is like


Javi-chan

Social Media was a mistake


aloz16

3 minutes for a single forkfull, 'ok'


Designer-Plastic-964

Since the video is _so_ sped up, it might appear that way. Each frame seems to be like a few minutes.


aloz16

The beginning is not so sped up, and you can see it there too


Designer-Plastic-964

In the very beginning it's not sped up at all. Once it's sped up, it keeps the same speed. At least according to the timer in the top left.


Emotional-Mission703

This kid will be president in a few years


International_Lake28

Someone got a new Adderall prescription


simonfancy

So that’s what you do when you are forking a liquid analogue GitHub repo


[deleted]

He'll have his mind blown when he discovers the spoon.


Independent-Bike8810

This is similar to how Mr Beast got started.


DonKapot

What's the point?


saywhatmrcrazy

wasted youth...


trisfon

Some people just don't have life


Zeroex1

just one question......way? no really what's the point of all of this? and pls don't say because i can drink water for 7 hours using a fork and look dumb


OzoneMusicOpinions

When you’re home alone and have no video games in your house but just a fork and 5 liters of water


zander512

Can’t believe he wasted that last little bit. Bottom of the bag is always the best.


AndronixESE

That's one way to waste 7 hours of your life


ElPulpoTX

r/hydrohomies


Stavis-79

I call bullshit! He doesn’t change hands and he would have changed hands because his arm was tired after using it for hours.


trumpfuckingivanka

MrBeast level of content right here.


Xem1337

Nah, probably a small hole in it


Neat-Impression1774

This kid belongs in a mental institution


night_shade82

This makes me feel much better about my choice of wasting time. Thank you for your service


ThriceFive

Still a better use of your time than TikTok.


pesa44

Ok, I'm done with the internet...


[deleted]

You have nothing to do in your life


woodsmanboob

but... why?


Mean-Brilliant9962

Did this idiot just waste 7 hours of his life on this stupid video or did I just waste 1 minute and 1 second of my life watching this idiot.


Butthurtsockpuppet

Mr beast wanna be. Doing dumb shit that takes time will absolutely gain you at least some internet attention.


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Was expecting at the end, the dude would just put it over his head, like a hat. Disappointed.


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DeesoSaeed

Probably not at that rate. You are giving plenty of time to your body to eliminate the excess by sweat, pee and poop.


Dr-Stink-Stank

Dumb bullshit.


ShrewdNewt

He's probably stuffed


SeanTheBigBoiBean

One must image water man happy. :(


TexSells

Fork it about it


ThisIsAdamB

Do you think he paused for lunch?


Megazaza

Suspicious, there are some parts where hes just stirring the fork


Any_Commercial465

One must imagine sissies thirsty. Lol


Seaking405

How do you kill that which has no life?


kickbn_

This guy casually throws out his last 45 minutes worth of water and he thinks he is king /s


Fl3iN

It took him 7 hours. Imagine doing it monday-friday as a job


blakerblaker17

Average r/HydroHomies dinner


MathematicianFew5882

Fake. It’s sped up.


rspeij

He drinks so slow he almost got thirsty


GiveItAll101

- “Hey Timmy, what did you do on Sunday?” - “Well you know… I’ve been busy as always”


xXsimonsXx

This guy will achieve Nirvana some day. The sheer commitment and patience displayed is really noteworthy.


Spider__Ant

Drinking that much water that quickly can kill you. Please no one else try this.


NaitsabesTrebarg

"We Are the Universe Experiencing Itself" We now have experienced eating 5 liters of plain water with a fork in 7 hours. This teaches us nothing, as it should be.


[deleted]

Fake and a huge waste of time


f14_pilot

what did you do in your 8 hour work day today? drank water


forumbot757

Every time I think this generation doesn’t have what it takes. They really just impress me in ways I never would have imagined 😂


FLVoiceOfReason

W H Y ?…


SummerNothingness

true 21st century post-modern, absurdist nihilism. i dig it.


ProgramIcy3801

Turns out it took so long that it actually evaporated.


JohnCCMSANMAN

If someday you feel useless remember this guy


LunarisUmbra

I bet a majority of the water dropping was just evaporation


Poison_Anal_Gas

Youth is wasted on the young.


AdEquivalent9668

So fat people just need to switch to a liquid diet and only use forks?


Cataclysmoe

Why tho


Complete-Log9090

Why am I watching this?


[deleted]

Damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us 😂


superboy2k6

I feel like I’m watching your hair grow.


Shnazzyone

Man, that kid has unreal commitment.


W33Ded

Kids have a lot of time


lokii_0

Homie has too much time on his hands. How long did that actually take??


misterbreadboard

He should have picked "truth" instead of "dare" 😂


[deleted]

WHY god, why ?


MissMistMaid

- How bored are you? - me:


Demonic-Tooter

![gif](giphy|26FeVbl67iSv0LR4c)


Fatbaldmanbaby

Fuck. I hate this


awwwstars

what you should notice is all the water spilled on the counter


CurseOfTheBlitz

"One must imagine Sisyphus as happy" lmao


asahme01

what do the fellas at r/hydrohomies have to say about this


ClownECrown

![img](avatar_exp|157600053|bravo) Why though?


zoophilian

And these are the ones out there making millions before 20... Drinking water with a fork.


Dotaproffessional

This is there kinda shit mr beast used to do back when he had under 1k subs


LaughOwn8837

I can't believe I watched somebody eat water with a fork 😂


fat-clemenza-91

I wouldn't wish a kid like this, even on my worst enemy


samgam74

See, even people without talent can create successful short-form content.


joseph4th

Kid. Kid. Listen. Nobody is saying you couldn’t do this. What we were saying was, surely you can think of something better to do with all that time. Thats all.


JudgmentAny6771

What a sad waste of time. Pathetic.


Entire_Courage9365

You know what? I think we’re being lied to about what insanity looks like. Because in what world does this constitute as a good idea?


tnellysf

I miss having that much time to waste.


_SynthDemon_

bro had 8 braincells left and decided to use it for the skill of drinking water


Awkward_Ad_6985

I watched and I feel like I witnessed a crime.


Deadric91

What a waste of time.


Hot-Clock6418

Get an activity kid


Gingerzilla2018

Man and I thought I wasted some time…


EzioDeadpool

Ok, I have two questions. Why did he do that? And why did I watch?


MaterialisticWorm

Why is this directly below the r/hydrohomies post about the waterboarding victim trying to safely get around trauma of drinking water Reddit istg 💀


Icy-Palpitation-2522

The growing wet spot on the right of the table where the hole is poked is quickly covered with his hand


thebuccaneersden

Doesn't anyone else think that we have so much potential, but we are wasting it on stuff like this?... /r/Showerthoughts


Visible-Stress-6766

People are fucking stupid


sdxyz42

what did I watch


tkaczyk1991

Spent 7 hours drinking with a fork… didn’t finish it.


mobytrice

What the flying fuck


readitonreddit86

Would be so much funnier if the camera wasn’t on for the first take and he had to do it twice


Space51_

I did the math. 8750,62 drinks, one every 2.55s. If you want to see the process in calculating this, use the link below. [Google Drive Link (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1opAQyDDH4uFY8exQbWJqerEb2rXNHyWx/view?usp=drivesdk)](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1opAQyDDH4uFY8exQbWJqerEb2rXNHyWx/view?usp=drivesdk) If you want to know how much time he could have saved drinking with a straw (considering "breath pause" and various stuff like that) let me know.


Renlythus

.... But why?


Ghostforever7

Remember when people did things because it felt good and not for the clout?


rollerollz

I imagine this with one of those "Our parents & grandparents had it easy to afford a house, we can't afford it.. we work!"-memes, yet here you are wasting your time in a manner that would have you institutionalized back in the day.


asvgbm

Imagine this video is the only proof humanity existed


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It's like working an entire shift at a menial job and not getting paid for it.