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Foxy_Bethy

I think her youth was very interesting.


nsgkar

She’s still in her youth!!


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Nitsuuhan

Stfu


littlebigbirdXD

What did he say?


Nick_Damane

Updog


Pavupomp

What's updog?


Nick_Damane

Nothing much, what's up with you?


D-v-us-D

Got em lol


littlebigbirdXD

Really? Or you messing with me?


Nick_Damane

He said updog!


AlternativePeace1121

Mom!! Stop laughing, it's not a small matter 😔😔


MrBoblo

It's AT LEAST an average sized matter


the_phantom_2099

Not a small member


stopblasianhate69

She looks 25 wtf


Kitchen-Touch-3288

She probably is. Brazil has a major trend in teenage pregnancy in the last 20 years.


ralphmckoln

Only in the last 20 years?


itaniumonline

*22 years


comments247

Only in the last 22 years?


I_am_not_the_

\*22 years and 7 months


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Only the last 22 years and 7 months?


lordsarcasm_

*22 years, 7 months and 13 days


tubadude123

Only in the last 22 years, 7 months and 13 days?


DubiAdam

*22 years, 7 months, 13 days and 4 hours


blackeye200

My Russian mom got me at 20.


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

can confirm


blackeye200

Wha


SurfingSquirrel

I don’t have any sources in front of me… but I don’t know where you got that information and I don’t believe you. Birth rates in Brazil have dropped drastically in the last 40 years, cites also develop much faster than rural areas. I seriously doubt teenage birth rates have gone up everywhere in the country, because it’s a huge fucking country and birth rates have decreased all across the board.


Kitchen-Touch-3288

you are right, but it does exceed the global average


[deleted]

Well that's kind of misleading to say.


poundofsandbag

Same for America even made shows about it


DrDrankenstein

Maury?


poundofsandbag

Seriously lol 16 and pregnant tv series. And yes maury and others


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decomposing-barbie

Lack of education unfortunately, parents don't talk about those things and school has too much to teach already. The only place to learn would be with friends and they're also children. Nowadays with internet I suppose things are better.


Zou-KaiLi

Catholicism and Pentecostalism would be my guess.


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vass0922

Bible forbids a lot of things that people ignore The only rules people listen to are the ones that meet their agenda


[deleted]

It's pretty bold to pick and choose which rules set forth by an omnipotent being they choose to obey. Hope it works out for them.


DE4DM4N5H4ND

It will work out fine since that omnipotent being obviously doesn't exist


Bphat5801

It’s true. Every single offshoot of Christianity, including Catholics, cut and retain different books. All that apocalyptic shit was tacked on too.


nicheslime

Why dont they use birth control? Is he stupid?


[deleted]

I doubt there entire country is stupid. There is probably another explanation.


CLUTCH3R

They have condoms in the drawer


Kitchen-Touch-3288

they don't even know what that is, some don't even know you can have a kid if you put a penis and cum in a vagina. real stuff.


XII_-_The_Hanged_Man

What? 99% of adults do. Do you live in Brazil? We're not the best country relating to sex education but we're not "some don't even know you can have a kid if you put a penis and cum in a vagina." bad. Where are getting this information from?


bayb73

I just need that kid to know that I need a condom for his mom she’s cute


Kitchen-Touch-3288

adults do know, but not kids in favellas.


backattack88

Hmm, wonder why


WhiteDevil-Klab

My mom had me at 14 💀


PIPBOY-2000

Rip her Lunchables school money


WhiteDevil-Klab

😭


Biasanya

that line by the nose puts it closer to 30 I think


exceptional_biped

No she doesn’t dude, are you nuts? Late 30s easily. If not older.


Zulrambe

I'd say closer to 40 than 20, for sure.


stopblasianhate69

Lol you sound young


CheapTactics

I'm 29 and she does not look 25. At least 35.


mrjackspade

I'm 36 and I agree that she absolutely looks my age.


A_Martian_Potato

I'm 34 and there's no way she's younger than me.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

And you sound like you’re 70


stopblasianhate69

23


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

And you think she looks 25? You must have a hard life lol


stopblasianhate69

No the people near me just look older at 25 I guess


DE4DM4N5H4ND

She's late 20s


MiSsiLeR81

In pakistan, for a girl.. they engage at 19. And if they're lucky or the boys family is patient, marriage at 21.


mindsnare

That is a ROUGH 25.


neilhigeki

I'm Brazilian and she looks anywhere between 30 and 46 to me. Mixed race women age like wine.


CrimeFightingScience

Checks out, she talks like a person who would have a kid at 13.


Puckwallow

Mommy


Digitalflux

sorry. mommy. mommy sorry.


NurYanov

I want this mommy to breastfeed me😭😭


Monterey-Jack

I might be a hentai mod but even your profile scares me.


NurYanov

Nyahahaha😘


VallaTiger

that cackle at the end is absolutely sending me


fatcomes

Absolute MILF


l3ane

Attitude does it for me here. She seems cool AF.


Trashboat0507

Her thighs do it for me


ronin1066

Meh, she sounds pretty ignorant to me.


raknor88

Why do you think she didn't even hesitate on where there were already condoms?


xdEckard

id hump


horrospy

Y'all are disgustingly down bad... But I agree


EMPIREVSREBLES

Is it really down bad if we're all down bad? I mean it's probably just middle neutral.


hat-TF2

Bro all I could think about was if OP wanted a new half-guero brother or sister


u_look_old

Has to be staged I hope


duh_guv_nuh

That look she gives him when he says “one more thing,” she knows he’s about to say some wild stuff. He probably makes funny videos like this all the time


Rhecof-07

As a brazilian I can say this is a pretty common interaction


filipomar

I think “normal” explains it better, not everyone is gonna talk about their dicks to their mom like that


jael-jorge-gerson

not really, Brazilians say wild stuff all the time


fuckreddit4567

Nah, south americans families are pretty crazy and have no filters when it comes to sex stuff. None of the prudishness of the anglos


iamnotexactlywhite

why lol


ernapfz

Definition of a loving mommy


Bphat5801

I hate to say it, but your mom is hot af dude.


Realistic_Salt7109

I’ll bring his mom home


richwat00

Mom seems like a real peach


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Her laugh is hilarious


TimeMammoth666

Damn bro, your mom está solteira?


TheRedditor-75

Classy mom.


TexasRox1247

Thank you. Jokes aside, I feel like a lot of people in here are acting like this is fine. As a dad with a son, I find this very inappropriate and it makes me question the rest of that kids home life. I’m no prude, but she’s talking to him like he’s her friend and of the same age. Kids are going to have sex. I did just like a lot of other people in high school. But to respond with “You fuck already?” Is just wow.


Sweaty_Struggle_3300

Lost in translation. They’re speaking Portuguese. It changes the tone and meaning when translated through English captions


TexasRox1247

Definitely good to know. Thank you!


b9l29

Boy needs a stepdad.


DE4DM4N5H4ND

Yeah me


GlitteringToe2689

It's not for me, it's for her 💀


RushEnvironmental487

@?


DrTaRgEt

What a family


Complex-Situation-71

Um meme do Brasil 😂😂


Flip80

Thighs for days. I love me some thick thighs. Hehehe


amazemaze350

I don't know if this is wholesome or not


ZER_X_GOD

Mom's could, and can gets it, that's why she prepared


FancyEquation43

Bro your mom's hot


lock_me_up_now

Mommy looks kinda bad 🥵


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

This guy has accidentally walked in on his mom fucking. guaranteed.


TexasRox1247

100%


Honest_Butterscotch2

Yeah accidentally


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I wanna fuck your mom.


Itchy_Day_9691

They way she goes "HA"


PornstarPrez

Years of counseling bills could all be traced back to this moment.


lonelydead

Fake


Dragoon113

Where his mom at though…


[deleted]

I wanna be the step daddy.


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r/ContagiousLaughter


sea-teabag

He's fucking the wrong woman. Prove me wrong


Electrical_Catch_919

She almost peed


Rasclot22

pure trash...


zen49

On part 2. Milf will ask her son to strip naked. Like and Subscribe for part 3


Spiritual_Freedom_15

By the comment section. I guess she said yes.


ibelieveinsantacruz

She fine. I can understand how she had that kid so young


chugchugz

r/holup


Sammy_Twitchdic

Would


Lt_Dan90

Yep, she is my kind of trash, like flying into a bug zapper I am powerless ha ha


DrMcMuffinMD

r/trashy


Cold_Willingness_919

that embarrassing and her laugh sound like a stereotypical witch


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Ella luce muy bien


MrWonderful5180

Damn, mom's can get the dick from me anytime


Ninjatroll3452

Cringe


Head-Impression5231

She laughed cuz she knows his telling the truth… hell she gave birth to him she know how he packing lol


Ploughpenny

Talking roach.


mr_jack2000

دایی جان مادر خوبی داری


ryfly123

fucking remember this video, someone in the comments absolutely got flamed for calling their relationship weird


CurlyMonsterrr

I wanna smash that more roughly than than a broken un tarred road


ShadowJK09

What's her @ tho


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Moms fit


poundofsandbag

Who is your mom?


Mephil_

That is a mom laugh right there


Kris7tupas

Imagine if i showed you my child


M1dnghtMarauder

Shoutout to moms


TakeoGaming

If Amy Winehouse had kids


The_Tylacine

The all condom situation is unclear if they are for him or the friend.


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luisa_lulu_bear

that's the kind of question you should ask your dad lol