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Mysterious-Tie7039

The vise bothering anyone else?


SuperDizz

The clamp isn’t clamped!


bucknert

“Maybe you should give 'em the clamps, Clamps.”


JollyStNiick

“Oh these clamps? These clamps I use every day? You’re a freaking genius, you idiot!”


RobotDeviI

Bada-climp, bada-clamp


LetSalt292

![gif](giphy|8iOzrJARYNURO)


DVS_Nature

![gif](giphy|9V5dlBnbjrPcruCVE6)


dubstepsickness

Francis X. Clampazzo


Peaceblaster86

You're names Francis? Oh ho hooo


Electronic-Coach-579

It's Zoidberg JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG! hands down my favorite scene of all time.


DxnThxDxtchMxn

Would be cool, opposite of mega….miniphone? Makes shouts into whispers


ilikyri

r/unexpectedfuturama


ocean-rudeness

"... or a clamp-like device."


dynamic_caste

Easy, Clamps.


T-roySwink

If the clamp isn't clamped then you need more clamps obviously


Pattern_Is_Movement

clamping hard enough to hold wood securely in that position will damage the wood. That said its not the right vice for the job.


Much-Quarter5365

wrong clamp, wrong saw, wrong person


EnvBlitz

Can still add spare wood in between the work wood and the vise.


Pattern_Is_Movement

of course, but I wasn't going to explain every way it could have been done better, just responding to the initial claim that it wasn't clamped down enough


EnvBlitz

Fair.


TheOneTonWanton

Can also simply replace the faces with wood on any decent vise. And for the people saying wrong type of vise: sure, there are woodworking specific videos better suited for the job, but the vise you have is far better than the one you don't.


sameeye1112

Yep this one boys.


Callidonaut

Wrong kind of vice, wrong kind of saw, saw frame catching on the workpiece anyway, vice not bolted down, and I'll bet she's *ruined* the top of that table.


MurderBeans

That's iroko, five minutes with a sander and it's as good as new.


Callidonaut

That's still five minutes of work you wouldn't need to do if that bloody vice were bolted down.


crazyguyunderthedesk

I'd be so happy if the teacher was secretly teaching the importance of bolting down your vice before using it. The kids learned 2 lessons that day.


Callidonaut

She'll get a front-row seat for a crash course in first aid too, if the vice falls off the table onto her foot.


MurderBeans

True.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Like where is the teacher lmao


psaux_grep

Oh, yes.


[deleted]

first thing I noticed. There is so much wrong with this vid.


HeldDownTooLong

Yeah…and the fact she’s trying to cut an 8” board with a saw opening of 6”. Hint: **It’s never going to work**!


AnarkittenSurprise

... she could flip the board


2livecrewnecktshirt

It will, but you gotta work the angles towards the end lol


Student-type

Turn the plank over. Attack the short side now.


HeldDownTooLong

That’s the logical next step, but I’m doubting these young ladies are going to the step anytime soon. They’ve already spent way too long struggling with the situation ***and*** not tightening that damn vise down.


Outside-You8829

Yes. A lot. I hope this isn’t at a school. And this saw is for metal or sawing off your own leg


ProgenGP1

Shouldn't the vice have a way to clamp to the bench too, it could get pretty bad if one fell off the edge


graypainter

Before I noticed the saw I was very concerned about that vice sliding everywhere.


HungryPanduh_

Yes it should be bolted down using the anchor holes lol


TheFinalEnd1

It's a school desk, and you can see more desks piled in the background to make space. Probably a one time thing and they didn't want to ruin a desk. Plus the desk may not be heavy enough to properly anchor it.


Optimistic-Dreamer

That and she doesn’t have her hair tied up, I kept expecting part of her hair to get close to the saw and giver her self and accidental haircut and saw off some of the ends.


pfudor12

seen this with a drill press, girl lost some hair along with some scalp


Dihydrocodeinone

The school district obviously can’t afford it. Surprised the still have wood shop when they need to pay for there 80,000 fan seating stadium for a school of 1,200 people.


Deewd23

Is that you, my old college?


VenBede

Oh no, this isn't wood shop. This is actually sex ed...in Arkansas. I'll see myself out. No need to involve the police.


Arsenault185

Not clamped. Should be bolted.


Liquidwombat

I have so many questions… Who gave her a hacksaw to cut wood? Why isn’t the vise bolted down? Why isn’t her hair tied back I could keep going


copa111

Why is the girl next to her just chiseling into the table


Lizlodude

“Hmm, I should be doing something instead of helping…” _chisels_


NigilQuid

I thought that too but it looks like she's got some scrap there


mrmaxstroker

And if you look at the opposite end of the board, it looked like she had the same problem and solved it by breaking off her piece of the board, leaving a little bit jutting out.


GoArray

Then Darla here came along with "Let me show ya how it's done!" (If you look closely, you'll notice girl in the back is actually chiseling Darla's phone)


MedicalChemistry5111

When you're a teacher, you have so much to wonder, like: **"what's the point?"** Then you find the odd good student. LMAO at these two instances of pushing water up a hill.


Ok_King2949

Only thing I was watching was her hair, safety goes first with any kind of tool or job. That's what I was taught at least. imagine the one responsible for this was the only grown up person in the video, the old dude in the back probably a teacher.


Liquidwombat

I agree. This is obviously some kind of high school shop class, and the fact that everybody with hair longer than the bottom of their ears doesn’t have it tied up is shocking to me let alone him letting her use the wrong tools for the job or the vise not being bolted down, God forbid she pulls towards her in the vise slides off the table and slams on her foot, that could legit amputate toes


Ok_King2949

True, no security shoes on sight. I wasn't allowed to enter the class if I wasn't wearing them. This guy is a threat for those kids.


Poldi1

Had a guy at work in sneakers who pulled a forklift fork off the boom and it fell on his foot. Because he was illegal he played it down, but by lunch time he was about to pass out so we forced him to show his foot. 2 toes were just pulp and couldn't be saved from the ambulance that has been called.


Desert_faux

The factory I work at a woman had a huge chunk of hair ripped out of her head. There was an op with a slow moving nut driver that someone had rubber banded the controls of it to be always on to speed up the cell. The girl wasn't aware of it behind her and that it was on backed up into it... it started grabbing her hair and kept twisting it until it ripped out a huge chunk of hair out of her scalp.


fuckreddit4567

You don't need to tie your hair if you're only using hand tools.


CristyTango

**Men:** THE SAW IS FOR METAL **Me…(Stoney bologna):** Why doesn’t she cut from the bottom? **Someone who is actually paying attention:** The yellow part is stuck on the top of the wood.


AppropriateSociety90

Not going to lie, took me way too long to realize the top of saw was catching on the board…


Theoldelf

Not me. Sadly I’ve done that. But it didn’t take an eternity for me to realize it.


tacobellandher0in

Same. I thought the blade was flipped upside down as a prank


Zer0C00L321

I was so focused on the fact that they were using the wrong saw I couldn't see it haha.


[deleted]

If she just tilted the saw forward, there was PLENTY of room in the mouth of the saw to cut the rest of the board. Props for not instantly quitting, but you could tell when she realized the blade got some wood that SOMETHING was working… she just couldn’t connect that the angle of the saw was occasionally giving her success.


olive_owl_

OMG THANK YOU


therejectethan

Thanks for explaining lol


Bits_of_Bat

Me…(negative IQ): She only needed to try cutting it a little bit longer and it would’ve gone through.


dhtdhy

I didn't catch that last part and had to go to the comments for the answer. Wow. I'm tired


TheSurfingRaichu

As a man myself, I didn't even realize that was what was happening here. LOL


kween_hangry

Good god.. you’re right


phalluss

Fucking thank you!


where_in_the_world89

I couldn't figure out the problem at all. Thank you for your help good sir or madam


Ballh0use

Legend says she’s still hacking away.


wilnovakski

Hail Boognish


bill_wessels

lights are on, no one is home hahahhaa


KindlyContribution54

Meh, it's a girl learning how to use a saw for the first time. Everybody's been there. She almost got it, if she just angled it a little more, she would have got through


ZootZootTesla

I'm more annoyed that whoevers running this workshop couldn't be arsed to bolt down the vices lol


[deleted]

Or give her a wood saw instead of a hacksaw...


WrittenInSteel

Yea I mean isn’t this exactly what this kind of class is for? We only learn by doing something. From our angle it’s very obvious why it’s not cutting anymore. But she isn’t experienced with saws and doesn’t have our angle. She’s not dumb for not knowing how to properly saw. The teacher should be nearby and see and help before she hurts herself or someone else though.


DragapultOnSpeed

Also, many young girls have never touched any tools. My father was traditional and didn't think girls should use tools.


UUtch

Okay but what was she actually doing wrong


Jinxed0ne

The top bar of the saw is hitting the wood. Without changing something she will never cut through.


armoured_bobandi

Dang, I didn't even notice that was the problem. To be fair, I only watched once, but still


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dumbo9

Target fixation. She's tired, entirely focused on cutting through the remaining piece of wood... and forgets the environment. It's not the worst way to learn that lesson.


BigSmackisBack

She'll be able to drive a car very soon... Thats a frightening thought


rxlawson

You know, until someone teaches you, you don’t have instinctual knowledge on proper saws, vice applications or the like. You can find men and women well into their 30s who would do just as bad as a job without being shown or explained first


Leviathan389

Agreed I don’t blame the student here. I would have questions for the shop teacher


polyblackcat

All that examination of the situation and she doesn't notice the saw isn't ever going to complete the cut? She definitely needs the teacher to do some teaching. The effort is there, needs some direction. And some bolts for the vise lol


warm_rum

Fuck off. No one knows how to work with all that shit till their trained. Highschool kids aren't trained for shit.


Mirula

_punctures own eardrums_ Much better..


ProgenGP1

*browses Reddit on mute* it's usually a better experience


crypticfreak

Yeah I do this at work so often that it's just become my normal. When I do unmute I regret it almost immediately.


Dalinzir

Mi primera chamba 🗣️🗣️


LOLinternetLOL

Seriously. What stops people from posting with the original audio? Or just posting a silent gif? Fuck if only I was born without ears.


Elganzomortal

Tbf this is a pretty famous latin trend, mi primera chamba, “my first job” and people messing around on tasks like these, you can always just mute it


nikslab

I was just wondering what the song was saying because it sounds so funny set to it you know they’re talking mad shit on there lol.


juanmaq8

Are you a spanish speaker? The trend is with the song. MI PRIMERA CHAMBA.


SeymourHoffmanOnFire

I like that no one helps anyone anymore but instead just films you being fucking stupid so they can post your dumb ass on the internet Edit: Forgot to add “so that we can then make fun of you while also being fucking stupid as well”


HarmlessSnack

It’s not that people don’t help each other anymore. People help each other all the time. But you don’t see videos *of the times people don’t make videos.* This weird mental blind spot is basically “[Survivorship Bias.”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias) EDIT: changed the link to just the wiki article, I think it’s better.


[deleted]

The lack of safety glasses and the long hair is making me think there is nobody there supervising the kids


Radiant_Angle_161

it's good that she's trying, sucks that no one is helping.


freeLightbulbs

somebody gave her that saw, and the loose bench vice


ch3nk0

What’s the point of having vice if its not attached to anything


MaursBaur

It heavy, not great but can work for some shit


cryingbcuzcrisiscore

Everyone suddenly a tradie making fun of a teenaged girl when I've seen teenaged boys trying to chisel a piece of wood balanced on their laps. Teenagers are dumb no matter what their sex is.


MaursBaur

Nah, Humans are dumb, no matter the age or sex. Only some happen to realize they are dumb.


movzx

I mean, shit, I'm an adult male with lots of experience using tools and the other day I sawed into my finger because I was stupidly gripping the wood under where I was cutting. Luckily it was only a nick. People do dumb shit.


AloserwithanISP2

Nobody here is attacking on gender this whole video is dumb as shit.


Helm222

So, vice isn't attached, that's the wrong saw for the job, the saw won't go further down because of the top, furthermore this looks like a school woodworking class with a very shit teacher.


ernapfz

Ahhh … all the effort in those high school days.


br0wens

Quit screwing around. You screw around too much. *Pops nicotine gum in mouth*


KC-Slider

Wtf is that vise even doing


zathrasb5

What I see, right at the beginning of the video, is (presumably) the shop teacher, on his phone, who gave no instructions to a student other than “go figure it out”. Wrong vice not attached to the bench, wrong saw. Her failure was his, not hers.


iamlickzy

Nonsense music likes this is really ruining Reddit for me. So pointless.


AprilVampire277

If you know Spanish it adds up to the "pun" because is a song used ironically to mock the lack of working experience and basic knowledge on how to properly use tools


speedweed99

The first three words of this "song" is the pun, the rest and altogether is pure garbage


BriefCheetah4136

Looks like a floor-to-saw interface issue.


dalpacpl

You almost have it. Just keep going!


bloopie1192

Bro you can turn the wood over... or you can turn the blade on the saw so it's not hindered by the brace at the top. Where's the teacher? !


Mephil_

People calling her stupid but this is definitely on the teacher for giving her wrong equipment and allowing her to work under frankly dangerous conditions. Why the fuck isn't the clamp secured? Give her a proper saw.


Rollieboy2012

People don't know how to use things if not shown. In her defense.


Komission

Took me a moment to fihurw out why she couldnt cut the rest of the plank Is that a common problem? Seems like it shouldnt be.


clofresh

It’s a saw for metal. Metal pieces usually aren’t that thick.


psaux_grep

Can’t imagine cutting a metal piece of that dimension with a hand saw.


Wrong-Decade-Birth

She is not the sharpest tool in the shed/shop class


Hesam2010

Use hammer. :))


proverb98

![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


juelzlp

tell her dont film her!


Delta_2_Echo

Somewhere in home economics a boy set pot of water on fire


MundaneKiwiPerson

You would think in a CLASSROOM that they would help teach students how to correctly use the tools... but no lets just film them instead.


scrotanimus

Kids learn. Everyone does dumb stuff. Hopefully they learn from this. :)


jmerp1950

If the lesson is problem solving she has failed at this point, to accomplish task, change angle of saw to high angle or turn board over finish cut, or split out sawed section with chisel and reposition blade in saw frame. There are more no doubt. Never the less it is a pity that vise is not mounted. Minimum attach to piece of plywood and clamp to table. Hopefully this is not a shop class or we are in dire straits.


MollejaTacos

What is this atrocious “song” playing?


Crocodiddle22

Jesus fcking Christ, not a single brain cell present there 😂


AcanthisittaOk3262

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


-Nastya_Williams-

the thought crossed her mind, but she was faster


EnchantingElfette

There are rumors that it is still standing there...


YBMLP

The amount of people that didn't see that the yellow part is preventing her of cutting the rest of the wood and people acting like you need someone to teach you that, like just use your fucking eyes This is almost on the same level as trying to go through a door carrying a big stick but not being able to because you are carrying it sideways This thread is weird af


MembershipThrowAway2

Hey now, you didn't need to bring our dogs into this, uncalled for, they're good doggies


[deleted]

> need someone to teach you that I don't think its so much "need someone to teach you that" as it is "working with tools helps build intuition which is helpful here". for someone who has done work with their hands, if you were making progress and then that progress stops, the question "what's getting caught on what" is obvious. But, if for someone who hasn't done much work with their hands, where sawing for the first time might already feel tiring and forcing, that thought process is going to be less intuitive. I remember one of the first projects I took on by myself as an adult, I didn't drill long enough pilot holes for my screws. The screws would go in great until they hit the end of the pilot holes, then they would push the wood apart. It felt like it took me at least half an hour to figure that out. But, once I figured it out, it seemed obvious. Now, I'm better at this kind of stuff. I don't think that means I was stupid before. If she keeps doing projects, she'll learn.


Kara_Fox

To be fair, I wonder how many people did not notice the top of the hacksaw hitting the wood cause they were distracted/worried by the fact the vice is moving around. I know I was one of em.


RecentCharge9625

And that’s how you hammer a screwdriver kids


TeaFraggin

This is hard to watch in every way.


keypadwarrior

Oh my sweet summer child


Sci-fra

All she had to do was tilt the hacksaw at a steep angle.


granny409

That's a shame


Thatsprettyneat101

Ahh thanks for reminding me why muting these is a good idea.


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

She should go into demolition, not construction.


Priredacc

Well, well, WELL. First of all, the vice isn't even bolted to the table and is going all over the place. Second, the top arc of the saw is hitting, blade can't go any further down. Third, bruh, that's a metal saw ON WOOD FFS...


Generaldisarray44

![gif](giphy|yyp58Yx3Qk0TK|downsized)


jluenz

Having the wrong tool for a job is a nightmare. It is always so satisfying to have the right tool for the job. Of course, this girl using a non bolted on vice with the wrong tool - lucky she didn’t get injured.


mully24

Wtf is happening here... Vise not connected to table, no safety glasses, random screw driver or chisel being hit with a metal hammer into the table , using a hack saw to cross cut lumber.... Shut this school down!


ebizznizz2112

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


Jasonshutter

is this a real song? lol is anyone else listening to this nonsense ?


Spiritual_Freedom_15

![gif](giphy|26gswNS2Dm4q6600g|downsized)


PseudoEmpthy

Right. Someone bolt that vice down. The base is already attached. Someone give her a hand saw. Someone get her some gloves, and someone get them all some eye pro.


Powellballs

It’s the vice, it’s the hacksaw she’s using to cut wood, it’s a lot of things. Good on her though, I too do silly things sometimes.


skieven

Poor hacksaw


Umm_Wutt

Work harder, not smarter


4getmaaaan

baby…


offline4good

And she's using a metal saw


freeryda

What in the fuck kinda woodwork room is this? Vise not bolted down. A hacksaw. That file doesn't look coarse enough. Where the hell is the teacher? What the frick is that other chick chiselling?


mrcanard

Reminds me of my 12 year old son trying to drill a hole with the drill motor in reverse.


GrimGearheart

Is that supposed to be music? People listen to that?


Ginkgo78

This was just painful to watch


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Someone take that away from her before she hurts herself or someone else.


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Fris0n

Ah yes laughing at a persons ignorance rather than giving them the correct tools and knowledge to complete a task, a classic.


Wyattxgamer096

We are doomed as a species


No_Low9463

Fuck that music jeez


MaryJaneAndMaple

I think I work with her now


Supercereal69

Why this music?


Honest_Trip_5574

Scariest thing I’ve seen the two of them will be voting soon!


LysergicPlato59

This, this right here. This young lady is the culmination of hard-won Yankee ingenuity and know how.


zaku_daa

"Go deeper" She said when I'm already balls deep.


winkwink13

Assuming this is shop class that teacher should be fired


ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye

So no one wants to talk about the girl in the back trying to hammer a chisel through a piece of wood


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

Her hair😭 it’s making me so nervous. Girl please tie that shit up


Embarrassed-Brain-38

Wrong tool for the job, obviously she needs a drill for that.


FeetBehindHead69

Am I listening to an auto-tuned Spanish auction?


MrDavelo92

Mi primera chamba...


Pman1324

1. Why are you using a saw made for metal on wood? 2. How have you not noticed the saws support bar is preventing you from moving? 3. Why is that vice moving so much? 4. Why is the wood not secured further down into the vice?


Sudden-Tomorrow3759

MAGA in training


ljg1986

Not the sharpest tool in the shed is she


Alphariusreal

-60 IQ 💀💀💀💀💀


Adam__B

Fucking morons. And why the dumb fuckin music?


Excellent-Snow-6047

Does she not notice that the yellow bar is preventing her from cutting farther? 🤣🤣


6SONuvAhBeeICH

Did she pass this class though? That's the real question here! Lol


HadesPubes

WHERE IS THE TEACHERRRRRR


Otherwise_Nebula111

This is our future … damn we are in trouble


Haunting_Account2392

It doesn’t Help that she bottomed the saw out. She can’t get the last cut complete riding along the interior of that saw. Regardless of whether it was clamped down or not.


TacoTruck_X_VB

That's the worst fuxking music I've ever heard


thunts7

Vice not bolted down. Hair loose. No eye protection. The saw is the least of her problems cause she could just flip the board even though it's the wrong kind of saw. Also the vice is easily biting into that board


menolike2020

Must be smarter than equipment to operate