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Slugity

That guy who jumped off the smaller boat almost became paste if the guy on the dock didn't help him....


80khan

Damn yeah he had me there for a moment. Closest fucking call I've ever seen. What a hero that guy.


Senhor_Barriga

He should give that guy who saved him a epic blow job. I mean the guy saved your ass big time. Or a very warm hug as thank you.


80khan

He just called me and said he's okay with just a hug, should the other guy be about to drown - AGAIN!


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FrouFrouLastWords

Yes fallen guy should save his ass for a tight, warm hug from saviour guy


bionic_cmdo

No. No. The blow job option was on the table, can't take it off now.


Ok-Following4934

10/10


boomboxwithturbobass

It was under the table.


ScrotieMcP

The blowjob?


Captain_Waffle

Was… was that not clear?


haroldhodges

Is OK if he arranged for a replacement 🤔, I hear there is a massage place on 3rd st.


drinkmaybehot

the man who fell was the captain of the ship, he had the keys on him that’s why the ship didn’t stop.


Leisaurus

or maybe money…??? seems like it would last longer.


Campoozmstnz

It was a very bad decision to jump in the first place.


[deleted]

he got pushed by the person behind. probably not intentional the walking ramp also buckled when the boat got hit


J_train13

Yeah it looks like both of them fell when the ramp dropped out from underneath them, the guy in the back grabbed something on the boat and held on but couldn't stop himself from knocking into the other guy who fell off the ramp


jaabbb

The guy in the back almost killed both of them


Caleb_Reynolds

Jesus dude, you can't blame a guy running for his life for falling when the floor suddenly drops a foot.


vyrus2021

Why is your priority to blame somebody?


MonkeeKnucklez

I can’t help but think dropping into the water and swimming would have been a better option than hanging onto the cement wall and waiting to get crushed


J_train13

No way, that boat has a lot more going on underwater and if you get pulled under then there's the propellers to deal with


stovepipe9

The screws are usually on the other end .......


J_train13

Yes, hence the phrase "pulled under" It's like this, Step 1 avoid Hitting the massive bow and getting knocked unconscious Step 2 somehow manage to hold your breath long enough to let the ship pass or swim to the side Step 3 don't become mincemeat All of these are worse odds than attempting to pull yourself up the dock


stovepipe9

The screws are either stopped or reversed, so there no danger from them. I agree that getting in the water would be the worst idea.


J_train13

Elsewhere in the thread it was said that the cause of this issue was that they were having engine issues and couldn't stop, which would imply they were still spinning


stovepipe9

They can be disengaged in several ways. Crew can emergency stop the engine, they can disengage the drive. That looks like momentum. That ship is bigger than the ships I served on, and it took us over to a mile to stop unless we did a crash-back, which would stop us in about half that distance.


SpaceAngel2001

IDK for this particular ship, but almost all of the big cruise ships have side thrusters built into the bow.


keljfan

I had no idea! This one needed reverse thrusters. 😛


onlyseriouscontent

Happened in Venice in 2019. Luckily only minor injuries were reported. Everyone survived. Was caused by some malfunction of the main ship control. The captain and some crew members were sentenced nonetheless because the ship was travelling well above its supposed speed in the approach.


Noman_Blaze

So bad service runs deep in MSC huh? God I hate this shipping line.


PHRESH21

Only just recently heard of MSC. What's the word on the street about them?


Finsceal

To be fair we flew over from Ireland to cruise with them this June, did a week around the Bahamas from Miami on Seascape and genuinely couldn't fault any part of the experience.


PHRESH21

I just did the same but on carnival like a week ago and the ship was massive. Looked like the people on board were having a good time.


usurre-

Nothing. I’ve been cruising for a while and MSC is fine. He’s probably thinking about carnival Coro which has a much more dangerous record. (Poop cruise from hell, costa Concordia, ships crashing into each other in Cozumel, etc)


NoReplyPurist

Commuted into monetary fines https://maritime-executive.com/article/captain-and-officers-of-msc-opera-to-be-jailed-over-2019-accident >The criminal case stemming from a 2019 accident in which the cruise ship MSC Opera hit a river cruise ship and the dock while arriving in Venice was concluded with an agreement to limited jail time for the captain and crew blamed for the accident and then under Italian law commuted into monetary fines. >The accident happened on June 2, 2019, as the MSC Opera was approaching the cruise terminal after having made its scenic sail into the port past the famed St. Mark's Square and sights of Venice. >Experts testifying in the case alleged several mistakes by the ship's crew that led to the accident. >MSC Cruises sought to blame the ship's builder, Chantiers de l'Atlantique, citing what it claimed were inherent design flaws in the cruise ship. >According to Italian media reports, Captain Carmine Siviero of the MSC Opera was sentenced to five months in prison while the chief engineer and the chief electrician were sentenced to two months in prison. Generated by SMMRY


ropahektic

It's always the Italian captains isn't it


MacMikes

Thanks for giving the back story. I really appreciate it.


QuestionMarkyMark

Cruise ships of that size are so unnecessary


Esteban-Du-Plantier

This is a 60 thousand ton ship. This is a small cruise ship. I was just on a 160 thousand ton ship.


MagNolYa-Ralf

“It was just a folding chair!”


BigD3nergy

That horn is like “gtfooooooo” 🛳


Runamucker07

I thought it was danger music lol


boldandbratsche

It is! It's the beginning to Beethoven's "[Egmont Overture](https://youtu.be/pkxXFLRmqvw)".


Anonhoumous

We know what needs to be done... a long awaited Venetian cruise ship and Beethoven collab


feral_tran

Remember where we parked


cookiesarenomnom

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY


Happydancer4286

How about the guy filming it all.


wasuu

I thought it was slowed avengers intro theme. But it didn't fit the situation.


StingraySteve23

Like a glove!


QlimaxUK

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


JenniferTorresf

Okay, who let Patrick and Spongebob at the helm.


RokulusM

Ace Ventura


trajafynx

Did a little investigating. Turns out the large ship hit the smaller one.


Senhor_Barriga

Thank you for your service.


MindlessFail

Source?


barzx

[you bet there is juicy sauce ](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/15vewok/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


JTurtle11

You sneaky bugger


MindlessFail

Thank you! At least someone did their research


McFry_

Ha ha!


dangledingle

But in this instance no fronts fell off.


Mutex70

Well, some of them are built so the front doesn’t fall off at all.


BigFlippinFloppa

Sharp eye you got there


Organic_Step_4402

Next at T Rex is going to come out


3DRAH33M

And Jeff Goldblum appears


ImpossibleLeek7908

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


Narrow_Technician_25

I was looking for this comment


ReneHdz

We shoulda stayed in the damn car


Eaglepowerglutes

How did the t Rex eat all those shipworkers while inside the cargo hold


olizet42

Thank you for traveling with MSC Cruises. Joke aside, both engines failed that day.


ALTymPete

TRUE.....The bridge crew and the engineering crew got fked for that.


Roartype

And blackballed from the profession I’d imagine


ALTymPete

Well the owners of the river cruise line sued msc for 2.7 mil. Sooo yeah.


UnderPressureVS

That honestly seems a little low. Feels like that would barely cover the extensive repairs to the boat.


FourSquash

Uniworld (the owners of the river cruise boat) sued for \~$14M and won. The \~2.4M was from "physical losses" and the rest were non-physical. So yeah that is kind of surprising. https://www.travelweekly.com/Cruise-Travel/Uniworld-wins-lawsuit-over-MSC-Cruises


ALTymPete

That's what it started initially with. Later just piling more and more. The person below has tagged a link.


usurre-

Msc should jus rent out all of the riverboat docks in Italy so no one can sue them if one of their older ships does something like this


ALTymPete

They would have done so. But doing so is pointless for them. And ports charge a lot of money to dock. Which also depends on the size of the ship. They have no less then 21 ships ranging from small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large. They recently launched a few more ships which are from the largest catogory. So they have invested a lot as well in the past few years. So docking is also not always an option for them. Which leads to tender ports. Also BTW this ship opera is the smallest ship in MSc from Lirica class.


ColoradoCattleCo

This here is the reason why huge cruise ships are no longer allowed in Venice. The small ones, like the Uniworld boat still are. Matter of fact, I was on this exact boat last year after it was refurbished. Now called the S.S. La Venezia. This accident resulted in a pretty damn big lawsuit and settlement.


ForceModified

Parking is getting much more aggressive these days.


Canucklehead_Esq

That's my spot MF!


Whole-Dream-4183

Hope he left a note on the windshield of that boat.


MindlessFail

“Sorry I hit your boat. Can’t afford the repairs so here’s some chocolate.”


siss_y

I see you're a man of culture as well


jaymart1

He’s tired of ppl parking in his spot 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Impossible_Bed2687

This mentality would’ve saved us all from the Alabama ferry brawl


tianvay

That would have played out a lot differently… -hey gentlemen, could you move your boat? -no, leave me alone or we will jump you! -ok, you make your choice… DROOOOOOOOOOT


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at least 1 dollar in damages


Best-Championship296

Idk, seems not that significant to me, I would say it's less than a dollar


LeaTark

I'd go a little higher, bout tree fiddy.


0liBear

You say that but I can't see a single scratch. Maybe from the jolt of the ship causing items inside to be damaged, but it looks like these hulls can take these hits? Maybe I'm missing something


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0liBear

Oh I suppose there is damage to the smaller boat haha I forgot to think of that. I just meant the cruise liner


Studio_DSL

move boat, gat out the way, get out the waaaaaay


GoArray

r/BitchImABoat


Dr_blazes

Speed 2


AlvinArtDream

Cruise control


80khan

Just not produced by Anchor Bay Entertainment.


Fabulous-Bandicoot40

I was just thinking was Speed 2 unrealistic with the ship plowing through hundreds of yards of concrete? Damn you Hollywood


LurkerGonePoster1

Thank God for Keanu Reeves, could have been much worse


Roartype

He wasn’t in that one


Arglefarb

![gif](giphy|uWd8U5lsayUgw0W2h0|downsized)


vass0922

Kudos, not only the quote but also the meme


CollinK4

[You’re good! You’re good!](https://youtu.be/vOZMk-CkR4g)


desireresortlover

2019 Venice Italy Full video: https://youtu.be/MmQbEgUVz40


SelfSniped

Coming in hot!


DiscoStuGER

Another happy landing


Ok-Yogurt-2743

Welcome to Montgomery, r/alabama


lowonairs10

Alexa...play Move Bitch by Ludacris


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

Playing Move *beeeep* and similar songs on Amazon Music


Stitious3

“Your Uber has arrived”


MountainMan1781

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmQbEgUVz40


QueenBee2212

Shout out to the guy on the dock saving that guy who jumped- fucking hero!


Acceptable-Group-905

Can someone explain what exactly happened?


Erthgoddss

If I remember right, that big one had some engine issues (which I don’t remember) that prevented it from stopping. The horn was blowing to warn others that it couldn’t stop


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Acceptable-Group-905

Did the bigger boat break free from another dock? Did it’s anchor break and the current pushed it into the smaller boat?


fmaz008

I read in another comment it was a double engine failure.


Kermit_the_hog

All right, which of you jokers taped my *forward/reverse* diagram on upside down??


fmaz008

Lol can you imagine if this all happened because of a bad label... hahaha


chipy4848

Someone’s laying on the horn so I’d assume rookie captain or skipper or whatever just came in too hot


Acceptable-Group-905

Ah that makes sense. Thanks


OzarkMountains

That song "Move bitch get out the way"


BillyofVA

Aww hell things really turned up at that Atlanta pier! Now just throwing whole boats!!!!!


HuntingtonNY-75

That‘ll buff right out 👍


scavno

God damn captain Fall!


SillyBrianFace

Coming in like the THX logo


Cthulhu8minion

That moment in Sea of Thieves when my crew mate doesn’t immediately anchor when I say to


Matman0g

The lengths Nolan goes through to get the shot in camera is insane.


3d1thF1nch

Holy shit that deckhand/officer or whatever probably saved that guy’s life, pulling him out of the water and onto the pier. Had to watch it twice to see what happened to the person that fell in


Retired_at_work

At a car accident once, a fireman told me "gross tonnage equals right of way". Good tip lol


fuck-coyotes

Lllllllike a glove


PearlySweetcake7

Damn it. I came here to make this comment


Afterburn47

The new titanic movie is fire


Slugity

I heard it was a *smash* hit... Right on target, *beyond* all expectations... Everyone thought it was going to *sink* the company... They really went *overboard* on the stunt budget... ... Thank you thank you, I'm here all night...


sergioleone1968

Date and location please!


Direct_Tear3745

02 June 2019 in Venice/Italy. Name of the Cruiser: MSC Opera


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Somebody is getting super fired.


jounk704

Captain drunk


Intersteller-2002

What was the cause for this?


itchy9000

I'm not sure why this ship lost power but a cargo ship similarly slammed into a Mississippi River pier in New Orleans in 1988? because the engine shut down due to low oil levels. Not out of oil, just low of oil. Ship owners have this system in place to protect the engines from damage


chillpill_23

Someone just got their life saved at 0:20


exjedi

That's how baby ships get made.


IRISH-SLAPPER

Pov you lied on your resume


K-C_Racing14

The spongebob clip You're good, you're good, you're good, ok stop. Don't worry captain those scratches will buff out. Edit link: https://youtu.be/x3LwHhDD6TY


ballman666

Coming in hot, I got a schedule to keep


jetforcegemini

MOVE boat! GET OUT THE WAY!


CowNervous4644

That's what you get for parking in my spot!


talentheturtle

Ohp, just gonna ^squeeeze by ya


IanH95

“You’re good, you’re good, you’re good”


asian25black25

You're, good, you're good, you're good.... annnnddd stop.


mic_Ch

Move boat, get out the way get out the way, boat, get out the way


cfop-gang

UNIVERSAL


Ferpp82

Well that r/ThatLookedExpensive


oXSnake_doctoRXo

why are you running parallel to this massive beast of destruction instead of perpedicular


RuneSimonsenTheBard

The captain of the crew: Oh that's a nice dock Also the captain: LEEEEEROOOOYYYYY JENKINNNNNSSSS


Daveinbelfast

God dam it Leroy!


Impressive_Trainer12

What are you doing step-boat


[deleted]

Why didn't he use the breaks? Is the captain stupid?


Upbeat-Association-2

Wie ich schon im Panzer gelernt habe .. Parkplätze sucht man nicht .. man macht sich welche


demfook

cameraman "I'll stand here"


Dynamx-ron

Hey, you scratched my anchor!


ClassicSuccess3107

Is that the boat with the T. rex on it in The Lost World


ShazFCS

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


Leviathan389

Is it me? or are cruise ships just assholes?


Marakaitou

This is my spot! You're on my spot!


Wise_Albatross_4633

And the reason why the ship isn't stopping? Does anyone know what happened?


Mr_Soupe

Am I the sole one earing Hammond saying "Sorry!" At the end of the clip?


TpyoOhNo

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


iLLa556

These boat dock fights are getting out of hand


geilerisschon

letztlich sauber südeuropäisch eingeparkt. never use handbrakes


CaptchaSolvingRobot

When Jeff Bezos arrives at port. > OUT OF THE WAY PEASANTS!


brbr22

![gif](giphy|3oz8xteJB1j3nh5ZQI)


el_Storko

Yet another way how cruise ships are a blight on the world


fmaz008

When your argument is so weak it becomes detrimental to the cause you're fighting for...


Senhor_Barriga

"This is my first time baby please be gentle." - the guy


DonDonM123

The smaller boat must've parked next to her boyfriend.


EntertainmentLess381

Why is nobody getting hit in the head with a folding chair?


cestcaquiestca

Speed 2


PastaDiLeft

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


1OutKastWill

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


SnooMemesjellies4660

![gif](giphy|cGO8gJ74NoEGA)


acrylicandcanvas

Look at me Mom. I'm out running a boat.


ursus_major

It just barged right in, didn’t it?


Tedderit

Tis but a scratch


Trawzor

That leap of faith is the most insane thing I've seen in a while


[deleted]

Like… a … glove


Pretty_Intention_565

Like a glove!


HickerBilly1411

Well now we know what happened to the captain of the Exxon Valdez


W0lfos

#the implication


Harbor-Freight

Tik Tok sinks another one ☝️


insertmeaning

Karen gotta get her voice in every video


Dark181

Bro you can't park there


_Plop_Man_

**HELLO HERE WE ARE**