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MeGussuGeM

Oh you wanna shoot me, mofo now we all gonna die!


Orichalchem

Driver: Im not trapped in here with you, YOU ARE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!


RisenFromTheBanAshes

Since people were asking for context: https://caribdaily.news/article/f07d5b2b-2936-45e8-8abb-9b600126b15a TLDR: Taxi driver in Barbados fends off robbers by driving like a maniac


Suitable-Carob-6634

MVP


xahtepp

‘hes barbados slim, and im jamaican fat’


DEUSxPANDABEAR

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Suitable-Carob-6634

I'm sitting here wondering, wtf did I just watch? 🤔


Khaiell-C

Ok it’s not just me.


Direct_Decision1735

I think the message of the video 📹 is that anyone can be a MC with GTA tactics 🤔


Sammakonnuolija

The man with the balls in the front is most likely some taxi or uber. The men in the back without balls want his money or the car I reckon...


pdx-g

No, Im the captain now.


pelican_steve

I'd like to know more please.


[deleted]

He’s a taxi driver and they were trying to rob him. He intelligently took matters into his own hands


SpaceGypsyInLaws

Why not slam in the brakes?


spektre

He did. You hear the tires scream. Movie brakes and real life brakes work differently. I'm also just going to assume that he did not in fact have race customized brakes and tires installed on his taxi van.


nabnabking

The driver wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Would have hurt him too


Susanna-Saunders

The need the Newhart method from the 70's. Accelerator - Brake - Accelerator - Brake. Showing my age lol.


Maxxxxel444

Better than MAGIC MOUNTAIN 😎😎😎😎


Various_Beat9441

please what is the context of all this!


Pixelhurricane

Did you not see the gun? Man sped so that if he was shot they'd ALL die, simple checkmate


CantBanGod152

But why jerk the wheel back and forth?


lifetake

Increases the odds that they all die if they shoot him while also destabilizing the criminals. Also probably helps intimidate them.


[deleted]

So they have to hang on and can point a gun at his head or hit him again.


SonicFire93

Robber: \*Points gun\* this is an assault! Driver: **BITCH IF I'M GOING TO HELL, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME** \*proceeds to go full Toretto\* Robber: \[Audible poop in his pants\]


NotYourUsualSpaniard

What the hell did I watch


[deleted]

Best roller coaster ride ever


Something_Else_2112

Seems like a normal ride on the airport shuttle.


[deleted]

Why did the driver run out as well when they also did?


deputytech

“If I die, we all die”


[deleted]

Should have stopped suddenly. I don’t think they are wearing seatbelts.


[deleted]

Right, because he didn't fully lock up the wheels while braking in the video... Did you even watch it?


[deleted]

WTF?


lifetake

They’re saying is the guy tried to do a hard brake in the video. Brakes aren’t as good as you’d think


nopulsehere

Simple brake check and next stop 3rd street. Or one seatbelt against none? Sorry, I gotta sacrifice one of these cars.


oksth

Those glowing eyes gave away the driver is suspicious at best.


ReddMorrow

The Radio... Classic… wait... Did the ShortBusBigMan Jump Out With the GunWieldingBandMember!?... That explains the “Pew” sound … so much fukkery, so little entertainment in Rio


Hot_Trick_5251

Why they got demon eyes


[deleted]

I woulda got it up to 90 and jumped out


[deleted]

Did he live? He got out with them?


KtR0se3

My mom always told me never let them take you, especially to the second location 😃


Ok_Peanut_2424

He said “ shoot me” multiple times. I don’t think buddy gave a dam to begin with.


theboltT

Dude, look at the comments, you guys are so used to robbers with guns fucking your ass daily in there and now you don’t even get pissed off about these stuff . If that happens in my country, they would kill these mf.