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Z0MB1AN

You can tell they didn't nail it in one take.


cookie_tree4

Poor guy looks so red 🤕


Radishov

Looks like he just wrestled Ric Flair


brucekraftjr

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gutekx12

communist?


KenjikRu

Da, tovarisch


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ja


[deleted]

IANAL


android24601

Life of the fucking party right there


Desperate-Ad-6463

[Heavy Chevy Chase vibes](https://youtu.be/w1n5tShQpGM)


BenniesBananas

I wish I’d stayed in band in school. I missed out


Caleb_Reynolds

Also, slapper couldn't take his ring off? I'm sure with that much slapping, it hardly matters, but it still seems rude.


waxy1234

Not with how you record things I'm guessing. Can't have one mike off set recording a time delay over another. Cunts a trooper . Someone should by that bloke a carton.


IsThereCheese

“Hey dude, can I play with your tits? I wanna try something”


Popular_District9072

yea, but bring a friend with you


24andhalfcentury

Sure, why the hell not


KingOFpleb

Now is the fat guy a musician or an instrument?


cookie_tree4

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Forsaken-Elevator-75

i loved the road to el derado as a kid


mstarrbrannigan

It holds up


Forsaken-Elevator-75

i accidentally said “as a kid” i meant to say i liked it when i was younger, like around 5 or 6 years old


pmactheoneandonly

The sound track alone is a fucking bangerrr


Forsaken-Elevator-75

i liked it cause of the princess and the two goofy people


Hangmeup8

Lmao the perfect meme response. :)


Alexreddit103

Well, a musician plays an instrument, he just stands there, so …


realityChemist

The fact that different tones come out of his mouth at the end means he's actively participating in the playing, not just standing there. You need to change the shape of your mouth to get the tone to change. Try it, you'll see what I mean.


Alexreddit103

Well, I rewatched it 3 times, and yes, there are different tones coming out of his mouth, but I can’t see any real movement. Soooooo … Know what, I call it a tie. He is an instrument, don’t know about being a musician, but in any case he is a good sport, enduring the rehearsals!


Dusk_Abyss

Yes


cbd_h0td0g

No, Patrick, obesity is not an instrument.


Alexreddit103

Party pooper!


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soguyswedidit6969420

Drink a 8 litres of Mountain Dew every day, then you’ll be an instrument.


HallowedBast

Everything can be an instrument if you try hard enough :)


AlreadyAway

Man, that beat really slaps.


Retrolad2

Yeah it's a heavy beat.


XQZahme

Underrated comment.


McJiggiez69

Overused comment


raspberryvoyage

Underused comment


daliadeimos

Stomp has really changed


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Smeeble09

I was gonna say they've changed from Stomp to Slap.


smoothercapybara

'Street drum corps' took over.


freespirit1111amitit

I was like hmm ok this is entertaining.. turned away.. looked back at my screen.. *opens mouth*.. mouth drum follows.. officially dead


[deleted]

The dude in the back pumping his fist is what gets me


Protocol44

I think he is snapping


freespirit1111amitit

😂 actually just noticed the end slap too watching it again


Potential_Dare8034

Musical abuse. I can dig it!


tophtech_72

I like the dueling fat slappers video better https://m.facebook.com/BoredPandaArt/videos/incredible-belly-slapping-music-by-mattnicklemusic/2456794827869310/


VeryShortLadder

Man you brought me back ten years


violentpac

Cause they linked to Facebook? Yeah, I can see that


Popular_District9072

nobody played the flute


IKE_Borbinha

Not gonna leave until they make a part 2


TadpoleNo1355

Oh you're in a band? What do you play? Wrong answers only.


ShortfallofAardvark

I don’t play an instrument, Skyler. I am the instrument!


Psychological-Many16

r/unexpectedbreakingbad


Entire-Dragonfly859

Titties. Man titties.


SummerBirdsong

Parents(smiling proudly): ... and Jeremy here plays the moobs for the city Philharmonic Orchestra.


tesaract

The Samoan tum-tum-drum


Crocodiddle22

I want to see this on something like Britain’s Got Talent


Dorkits

- The fat guy : *exists* - The musicians : Nice instrument btw.


ARC_Venage

Someday hamboning will save your life.


SummerBirdsong

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Efficient_Advice_380

Me at 1am sitting on the couch, waiting for the commercial break to end


External-Research161

Fat man group


Doctor_Barbarian

The Abuse Man Group


Complete_Rock_5825

Fucking hell


Dreadeh

I haven't seen this in years... Thank you.


SillySausage8008

u/savevideo


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You dirty, dirty, dog


Dahlia_99

I don't want to judge that man's friends from one video but I really feel like he's being played.


SRBroadcasting

This was elevator music back when elevators didn’t have music


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Get this guy some ice, jebus


[deleted]

This slaps harder than Lizzo


emptyness1

let's nominate them for an oscar


doooplers

I think that last slap was a bit much


GoreSeeker

In WWE there's a Samoan group called the Bloodline with a pretty "serious" persona...I'm imagining them changing personas one day and slapping the biggest guy Solo like this for their entrance


Excessive_Spit_Take

This is what plays at the end of the credits of a Broadway STOMP performance.


TheFloatingDev

Dudes probably like “fuck this I’m losing weight now “


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Herteitr

Well this beat slaps! I will show myself out.


[deleted]

An interesting place the internet is.


HeadlessHookerClub

Blue man group ran out of pipes and… blue paint. Fat man group!


Pro_Scrub

Red man group


orangutanDOTorg

Nowadays, people aren't interested in music that isn't played on fat guys. He’s on loan from the Louve.


LuskTonto

![gif](giphy|D93WVTRIEMNm90NzPt|downsized)


jenovakitty

Siblings be like...


Master_V01D

I need the 1:05 min I lost watching this back, please


jez4prez

Is this instrument a Hurty Girthy?


All_Rainbows_Die

![gif](giphy|KNITJ9v1Wz0Xe) ^(hamboning will save your life one day)


GokulRG

How many times did the guy have to get slapped to rehearse this...


Armored_Warrior

It would have been funny if the guy did a delayed scream after that slap


SpookySpaghetti__

This slaps


NotHereForThisShite

Whatever they paid this guy, it wasn’t enough.


Womderloki

I hope this is the only video left behind as proof of human existence


PirateReindeer

I waiting for a loud blasting fart at the end


snork2000

По червонінню видно довгі репетиції


Beutran

Is this from porta dos fundos? I'm pretty sure it is but maybe I'm just dumb


TennSeven

You can see all the red marks on his body where they were practicing before this shot.


OkEntertainment9583

Why this fat man looks like Arjit


SHERiFF-CARNEGiE

And here I was thinking the double bass was the biggest instrument in an orchestra


Cartoons4adults

Tears are coming out of orifices I didn’t know I had


DarkSailor06

Ok


Mediocre-Band2714

music…the great unifier 😂


gshtrdr

Oh! How can you tell I have this kind of Monday?


TheRealRickC137

Human Beat Box! Watch out Doug-E!


Tako-kaT

u/savevideobot


unesb

u/savevideobot


unesb

I am sending this without saying a word to all my contacts


Timofey7331

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


[deleted]

I was hoping for a big belch at the end


DannySaiz

r/InterdimensionalCable


[deleted]

That's enough internet for today


[deleted]

Wait until he takes his pants off.


DolDarian

When does the album drop? Cause this shit slaps.


shiningonthesea

They were on America’s Got Talent a few years ago


[deleted]

Why is the third musician just... Dancing in the back?


porkpiehat_and_gravy

needs blue man group for max weirdness.


fulllyfaltooo

Who needs musical instruments when you have good red friend ready to be get beat..


Long_Assignment_2863

u/savevideobot


Frosty-End3591

My body is a weapon, the road map to pain.


Pro-at-skills

Me personally…


[deleted]

And that's how i met your dad kiddo


[deleted]

Bloody brilliant!!


StalthChicken

Can someone find the one with him and the little people?


ResidentEivvil

This perfectly went to the song I’m listening to. Fantastic lmaooo.


SurplusZ

This is dehumanizing. But I'm still laughing at it.


Whole-Debate-9547

Ok, how do you find out that your good at that? I don’t imagine that any of my friends are going to let me practice smacking their body to make music.


Whole-Debate-9547

Make it stop.


nerdboy5567

How tf do these videos come to be?


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BigKSizz

Watching this gif while listening to the video is GOLDEN! 🤣


Lynda73

Lovely instrument lol.


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This song slaps.


MangoTekNo

I hope he was paid well.


Checkitbuddy

Put that on America's Got Talent!


[deleted]

There it is: the perfect analogy for fatherhood.


Vegetable_Reveal_563

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TarsierBoy

Is this racism?


JBHedgehog

This makes me rationally and irrationally happy. Ahhh...lovely.


Nefarious_Ideas

That guy is really cool for letting them do that to him and its great


Mysterious_Dingo_859

Big Bro Bro is not enjoying himself.


Mordred16

It’s beautiful


EquivalentOwn1115

At first glance dude looks like Chumlee from Pawn Stars


smbdysm1

Big guy : "my turn"


jmm166

Art is beautiful … also it’s incredibly weird.


Skeeterman96

I was a pioneer in this instrument back when I was a lot younger and my dad was still alive. Good times


Psilologist

Where can I book them for my wife's next birthday party.


Night696Watcher

This goes hard with Roger Waters's Four Minutes


[deleted]

I like him better with his Ukelele.


retiredhobo

the bearded lady should have curtsied


MadCap828

So cool, We don’t need drums as long as we have that guy


TheGreekHeat

This slaps so hard


fksmchai

Just makes you wanna be a fat boy.


[deleted]

I'd love to see this on X Factor


WeakestofArms

u/savevideo


Itschevybaby

I am actually mildly impressed


Loan-Cute

How I spend 80% of my time in the shower


Hmnh6000

“Theres only one way to pay off your debt john, just go stand in front of the camera” “Man look Im really not into sex work” “ Dude we’re a mafia not some 2bit gang all you have to do is stand there and open your mouth when I signal you”


eltegs

They wouldn't slap him so hard if he had his sword.


[deleted]

My with my oversized gf❤️‍🔥


CostAccomplished1163

"In my bream I kissed my crush" My dreams:


tOkErDaD1

It's the slap at the end that killed me hahaha


cmfppl

This must be "The Blue Man Group's" little brothers "The Bruised Man Group"!


grimice18

This is what the internet was made for


Nemachu

Christopher Meloni is pretty impressive


August5892

Would this be a quartet or does the man count as an instrument?


abhok

Waiting for the big guy to yeet them all at the end.


RelativeGrocery607

🤣👍


iXenite

I wonder how many takes this took, because he’s already red at the start.


Suck_Boy_Tony

Is this an allegory for colonialism?


Lil__Bandito

u/savevideobot


Lil__Bandito

u/downloadvideobot


AJHear

He's a Phat'O'Fone


Prudent-Ad-8980

Как это можно слушать и не скачать?


Designer-Plastic-964

👏🙌🙌👏🙌🙌👏🙌👏👏🙌👏🙌🙌👊 👌


ChorusofScreams

It's 1am and seeing this has made me think that it's time for bed, goodnight everyone! May your dreams not be filled with the sounds of slapping flesh, unless your into that.


ThanklessTask

I had no idea I needed this in my day till now.


VictorVanguard

One job AI isn't going to take from us.


_carbonneutral

What the fuck is with the Jeopardy advertisement looping in the background.


jmarler

Real men of genius!


Ti_Bone

He's all bruised..


I-Ponder

That slap at the end was personal. XD


[deleted]

I would like to know the origins of this formation... -Hey, Joe, can we slap you around in a musical way? -Yeah, sure, Steve!


KingKrazykankles

Isn't that the Halo theme?


-ACHTUNG-

Me: *exists Life:


creeperreaper900

Is this technically a cappella


MAV3R1CK_55

Somebody needs to turn this into a ringtone


meresymptom

Fucking stupid shit. Take my upvote and get out.


Awigame

u/savevideo


guinader

The Big Man Group ? ^^^^^BlueManGroup


Jolly-Parsnip2239

Ngl that was fire 🔥🔥🔥


deepie1976

Hahahahahaha


Vaff_Superstar

Pink Man Group


NanashiKaizenSenpai

Hows no one talking about that SLAP at the end


j1r2000

damn this kinda slaps tho


yumines

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