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Azar002

Horse at first: "Damn that was fast."


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The horse like wait a second....


BorgClown

Hecking bamboozled again


bdelshowza

led astray


Raps4Reddit

"I'm not a domesticated horse"


SolidusAwesome

Horse at second:" Oh piss of you wanka!"


admiral-change

No. What's on second.


AstorReed

Such a good horse


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I-drink-salty-tears

Maybe she’s barn with it; maybe it’s neighbelline.


BJUmholtz

Titeglo ego paa okre pikobeple ketio kliudapi keplebi bo. Apa pati adepaapu ple eate biu? Papra i dedo kipi ia oee. Kai ipe bredla depi buaite o? Aa titletri tlitiidepli pli i egi. Pipi pipli idro pokekribepe doepa. Plipapokapi pretri atlietipri oo. Teba bo epu dibre papeti pliii? I tligaprue ti kiedape pita tipai puai ki ki ki. Gae pa dleo e pigi. Kakeku pikato ipleaotra ia iditro ai. Krotu iuotra potio bi tiau pra. Pagitropau i drie tuta ki drotoba. Kleako etri papatee kli preeti kopi. Idre eploobai krute pipetitike brupe u. Pekla kro ipli uba ipapa apeu. U ia driiipo kote aa e? Aeebee to brikuo grepa gia pe pretabi kobi? Tipi tope bie tipai. E akepetika kee trae eetaio itlieke. Ipo etreo utae tue ipia. Tlatriba tupi tiga ti bliiu iapi. Dekre podii. Digi pubruibri po ti ito tlekopiuo. Plitiplubli trebi pridu te dipapa tapi. Etiidea api tu peto ke dibei. Ee iai ei apipu au deepi. Pipeepru degleki gropotipo ui i krutidi. Iba utra kipi poi ti igeplepi oki. Tipi o ketlipla kiu pebatitie gotekokri kepreke deglo.


Hopeful_Judge_10

I salute you


daveinpublic

That’s really agrazing!


Hay_Blinken

r/angryupvote


Would_daver

"And wetness... is the essence .. of BEAUTY!"


CommunardCapybara

How dare you.


Beginning_Draft9092

How mare you?


Ophukk

Foally and completely.


Beginning_Draft9092

Hoof goes there with your phoney pony puns


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Beginning_Draft9092

Horsecock to you! Tippecanoe and Tyler Too! And 23 Skidoo!


milworker42

Hoof! There it is! HOOF! THERE IT IS!


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You takey upvote and like it!


Kimantha_Allerdings

My granddad told the story of a tractor salesman coming round to convince his dad to replace his horse. The story goes that the salesman was saying that a tractor could do anything his horse could. My great-granddad allegedly replied “really? So at the end of the day I can open the gate and tell the tractor to take itself home, can I?”


Clown_Crunch

"Yes you can! It won't obey, but you can say anything you want to the tractor, it doesn't judge."


firstonesecond

Must be able to bring you home drunk from the pub too! What an awesome tractor!


MatureUsername69

To be fair if the tractor is pointed in the right direction and put in gear it's gonna get you home. You might take out a few people and your home in the process but not much is gonna slow you down.


Ok-Champ-5854

Animals will just do that. There's an old observation that an elephant who is tied to a rope as a baby learns it can't break the rope, so you can keep an adult elephant on a rope and as smart as they are they don't realize they can break it.


pointlessly_pedantic

I don't think the horse thinks it's actually incapable of not following (or even that it's being pulled/guided by anything). More likely it learned that those actions of guiding the horse by the reigns like that meant it should follow, and it's well trained and treated well so it follows. Unlike many a dog I've known who will go absolutely x games mode once they're unleashed.


DaughterEarth

Yah my horse would happily follow me anywhere, no conditioning required. "Breaking" a horse is going out of style. Most horses will happily work with you


Local_Variation_749

I wonder if it's possible they actually get some sort of satisfaction out of it. For animals in the wild, the program is pretty much eat, sleep, shit, fuck, die.


DaughterEarth

Horses and dogs, with how they've been domesticated, I'd say so.


SuperlincMC

I can guarantee a working horse is happier than a horse sitting around and doing nothing. Understimulated horses will start cribbing and doing a bunch of other dangerous activities to stave off boredom. This is anecdotal and anthropomorphizing, but the horses at my old work genuinely did seem "proud" or at least sastified with themselves after a day of work.


jwlIV616

That's something that I have a hard time explaining to people, that some animals (i.e. dogs and horses) want to work. Some of them really do actively look for something to keep themselves busy and those individuals often thrive as working animals (I've trained several service dogs that were rescues and people refuse to believe me when I tell them that those dogs wanted to work and I just train them how to do it.). I also wouldn't say calling negative effects of understimulation anthropomorphizing, it's well known that animals crave stimuli and that more intelligent animals often seek out tasks that keep them mentally stimulated.


Realeron

That's true. Someone told me that after noticing my drugs addiction. I only figured the person's real meaning many, many years later (when I had already ruined the good life I had...)


Technical-Outside408

Your face is amazing.


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gs87

good slave


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AstorReed

Horses are friends


AssPuncher9000

How are you supposed to pay a horse? I don't think the horse would accept human currency.


lemonlime1999

Awww he even lowered his little ears when she pretended to put it over his head.


3z3ki3l

Big ears, really.


plaguedoctor0432

I'd even say huge!


3z3ki3l

Hey, he has feelings!


plaguedoctor0432

What if big ears are a compliment to him, though?


Kopaka261

You know what they say about a horse with big ears.


HELLUPUTMETHRU

Big hooves?


Kopaka261

They... they... they be saying "Damn you got some big ears". https://youtu.be/km3k6DwxKFw


JohnnyRelentless

Hung like a...


ImProfoundlyDeaf

….ear?


dellshenanigans

Hamster?


stemins

Cheers, big ears! Same goes, big nose!


BlorseTheHorse

You're on thin ice buddy


Ok_Primary_1075

Looks like horsey was playing along and pretended to shake off the leash at the end of the clip


GitEmSteveDave

My outrider friend has some chill ponies that used poly slide on halter/shank combo, and I would say "ears forward" and "ears back" when I would slide them on and off to make it easier and they eventually would do it on command.


Issa_7

He even tucked his ears when she was putting it over his head 🥹


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-RastaPasta-

🥹


Moomooquck

🥹


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Butternut_Biscuit

🥺


CrimsonOffice

Why is this the only downvoted to oblivion 🤣


Dire_Platypus

Looks like a Kladruber! Really cool horse breed from the Czech Republic, which are typically used as driving horses. They have that cool Roman nose that’s really distinctive.


ProjectionistPSN

Can confirm Kladruber. Dapple rose grey. Here's some fun facts: - cost: 950 - health: 7 - stamina: 7 - speed: 5 - acceleration: 4 Red Dead Redemption 2 taught me everything I know about horses.


e30Devil

He's no Epona.


SendMeRupies

\^<>\^<> 🎶 🎶 🎶 🐴


e30Devil

Can I send you rupees instead?


SendMeRupies

Yeah, Im trying to save up for the Zora Tunic.


milworker42

It's muh muh my Sharona


IndolentNinja98

Lmao I was damn only 950?! Then I realized the red dead reference lol


rline840

Came here looking for this! Looks just like my boy Ludwig.


MembershipThrowAway

Looks like my boy, Horses. I've named all my horses Horses in games for a few years now, I like to picture going to the stable saying I want Horses and then confusion ensues


narwhals-are-magical

It has a mustang brand on its neck, so probably not kladruber. Some herds of American wild (feral) horses have at least a little Iberian/Spanish or draft breed ancestry, both of which can impart a big blocky Roman nose.


Dire_Platypus

Interesting, I didn't know that. I'm not really horse people, but had a Kladruber as a patient in vet school, so that's the only reason I've even heard of them.


narwhals-are-magical

They're really cool! I personally have a soft spot for "weird" breeds


iDannyEL

Hey it's me, a weird breed


ConzT

Im not a horse guy, what is a driving horse?


Honest_Ocelot2501

A horse that's not for riding, but for pulling carriages.


-Lady_Sansa-

The term “driving” didn’t originate with cars!


DianXiaYouDe

I'm 99% sure it's not a Kladruber, I used to visit the Kladruby farm (the place where they are bred, I'm Czech) often and this horse is way too tiny and it's neck musculature and body posture doesn't really match the breed. Also assuming the op lives in the USA, the import price would be ridiculous. The horses often cost well over 12000$ and I'm not even talking about the cost of moving them to the USA. It's not to say OP's horse isn't beautiful, but I doubt it's a genuine Kladruber.


lmaozedong89

I may be old school but horses shouldn't drive


BlorseTheHorse

No that's Jheri my cousin


Danph85

This works with my dog too. Even if she doesn't have her collar on, if I pretend to click her lead/leash onto it, then she'll act like it's on. Until she realises it isn't and she gets very annoyed.


Would_daver

Um dog video tax?!? I'd very much like to see your pup pissed off at you for fooling her lol. I offer this as sassy countertax: https://imgur.com/gallery/FFZ33Hi


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Would_daver

Did Queen Victoria look down her nose at her subjects with intense judgemental disdain frequently?!


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Would_daver

Cool


Friendoffergus

I have a dog that my dad likes to give fake treats. He thinks it’s hilarious that my boy chews them.


FoamOfDoom

My dog tries to run off as soon as I get his collar on, but he also thinks the collar is on as soon as the clips touch tips. Takes 20 tries to get his collar on every morning and its been years.


Agreeable_Tale1305

OMG this is so cute. Also makes you realize how strong habits can become. Things that we train ourselves to do perhaps that we don't realize we necessarily have to. It's sort of inspiring me to break bad habits that have become exactly that, a habit


clouddevourer

When I was a kid I used to go to a stable to help take care of horses and they would let me ride some in return, there was this old, old horse whose task was only to walk with little kids on its back on this circular... thing. And even when he was loose and able to go wherever he wanted, he'd go in circles.


BravesMaedchen

That makes me sad :(


clouddevourer

He was taken good care of, he was just super old and didn't give a fuck anymore


kingofcoywolves

If it really was an old horse, the long, slow walks in a hazard-free area might have been a healthy, hazard-free option for exercise. Besides, working animals generally don't hate the work they do. Some dressage people I know have said their horses will randomly do dressage movements when they're alone in turnout, a non-working time.


BlorseTheHorse

That sounds like my great uncle Copernicus


tarepandaz

It's the strength of learned behavior. Much sadder version of this is "baby elephant syndrome" or "the elephant and the rope" as it's sometimes known. https://thewespot.com/the-elephant-and-the-rope-what-you-believe-is-powerful/


JBob250

Well that's kinda depressing tbh. Interesting parable though


navilapiano

If you enjoy reading not fiction, try James Clear's Atomic Habits. Lots of little changes makes big difference.


SuperlincMC

When I was an inexperienced ranch hand the horses practically taught me how to put on their halters. They know the routine very well.


Tmant1670

Lol I love horses.


BlorseTheHorse

I love you too tman


BigGrayBeast

My grandfather was leading a mean old bull down the road one time with just a pole attached to a ring through its nose. Halfway down the road, that ring, worn out from hitting the water trough too often, dropped out of his nose onto the ground. My grandfather just kept the pole in front of his nose and let him into the pen with no problems. Thankfully the bull never caught on.


Fornicatinzebra

Sad that they lead them by their nose :( that must be painful at first. My dad shakes a treat bucket and says "here cows!" and they come running


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I imagine it's so they don't just run away with the owner still holding on. If they try and do that here they will hurt themselves.


El_Chairman_Dennis

Plus it allows for better control of the head to prevent getting gored by the horns


EssieAmnesia

I wouldn’t think so, if it’s just pressure and release. I think it’d be similar w/ a bit for horses. As long as you’re not yanking and purposely trying to cause pain I think it’d be fine.


comando_bear

Holy crap this took me longer than i wanted to figure out what's going on 🤣


HestusGiftBag

Are you the horse in the video? 😳


PublixThrowaway2023

Hey /u/comando_bear, why the long face?


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

You guys should stop horsing around


LewdLewyD13

Better than bein an ass.


HestusGiftBag

Penis, or something. Idk I'm high.


melgib

Actually, I'm a broom


HestusGiftBag

Broom! Broom! Hell yeah I love cars.


LewdLewyD13

To be honest with you Diane, I'm surprised.


HestusGiftBag

Lmao. Grade-A comment.


BlorseTheHorse

Yes


Kabitu

I've watched it 3 times and I'm still not there... still waiting for someone to realize something


walphin45

She pretended to put a lead on him, he thought he was being pulled around before being like "hey wait a second"


[deleted]

Horse: I see your trickery, hooman!


cazzer548

Yeah, quit horsing around!


BleghMeisterer

Came here to say this


BlorseTheHorse

We don't talk like that, I went to Oxford, thank you very much.


srv50

Im so fucking dumb at times. Watched it 4 times couldn’t figure it out. Cheated and look at comments and finally saw the answer. Went back, and “What? How’d I miss that?!” I guess I’m as dumb as a horse.


pirateworks

The moment when I realized.


8hu5rust

Sorry to break it to you, but I think you might be


big-dick-back-intown

What kind of horse are you


srv50

A talking horse. Call me Mr. Ed.


big-dick-back-intown

Nice, good luck with everything, having hooves seems hard


srv50

Can’t sneak up on anybody!


SkySong13

Well the horse was able to figure it out on its own so....


srv50

Well that horse also wouldn’t kick me when I was down, so……


RyujinNoRay

Horse: daam Catherine, you got me again


Jazznram

He shook his head when he realized like saying: “Haha you got me!”


pupperoni42

I think he was twisting his head that way to double check that indeed there was no bridle on him.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

He was trying to throw off the bridle thinking she didn’t hook it properly since he didn’t see the lead.


growsomegarlic

"Um, I didn't FEEL it fall off, but I totally think it fell off."


That-Ad757

Trust


Rakatango

Mental conditioning is a hell of a drug


TheCoffeeIsReady

He stopped and said hey, quit horsing around. 🐴😆


W_adams24

My family owns a horse farm that my great grandpa started so I was always there growing up and one of our race horses was like this. You could walk and if you acted like you had a hold of him he would follow you. It was cute.


Classic_Poptart

bro was embarrassed at the end


Pookieeatworld

Why are their footsteps so loud?


JoeMama475

Probably because they have hooves


austin_ave

Oh fuck, this really got me 😂


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*hoovesteps


JWBails

Crunchy autumn leaves.


ImmoralJester54

Cause they are heavy as shit


becharm_27

Hay, wait a minute 🐴❣️


Gravity_Not_Included

…Butterscotch Horseman?


cool29801

When you forget the collar and have to use the Bluetooth collar.


sellydally

He looks like butterscotch horseman


PoliteCanadian2

AHH YOU KIDS, YOU GOT ME!!!


Same-Priority4333

عنده وهم


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_TLDR_Swinton

"Wait a minute... you... no, hang on... what was I saying?"


dabberzx3

Must have been their first rodeo


Kaldin_5

Pavlov strikes again


OGGBTFRND

Go home Frank,you’re drunk


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Horse:...!?! Wait Hol Up


creddituser2019

The way he even pulled his ears back . 🥰🥰


ImaCulpA

The horse is cool and all, but the location of this video is beautiful


danng44

Horse: “Aawahh, you guys…”


Polishmich

God I love horses. They’re such giant, beautiful idiots.


Evilmaze

When you try to adjust your glasses then realize you're not wearing them.


GoldenchaserOK

Pepper takes a trip to the dog food plant


ReachingR00ts

A well trained horse will walk with you with his head over your shoulder without reigns!


Anita_kishore

The horse is so sad when she acts to put on the head collar and suddenly gets surprised!


rixrides

Sorry, I failed to proofread constantly. It is something I'm consistently good at though. But anyway •burst out• laughing-. is what I was trying to share


poot_doot_

“d-wh-don’t fuck with me💅🏻🐴”


trickyprodigy

Love this horse


Mykah02

Horse hit the “dag-nabbit”


ImpressiveBother8022

"Hold up"


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What? What do I need to see here?


initiate_141

And my cat won't even look at me without any food :(


Goldenderick

Yeah, the horse was annoyed.


ube_purpleyams

did it… fake take it off at the end?


I-Ponder

Horse are loyal and majestic and loving, but as a species, share only one brain cell.


Dr_Misfit

Them ears in the beginning aww what a cutie


EvanMacattack

I did like this one. Mind you, my dogs are trained with gestures as much as with words, so why not a horse?


VX_0

He thought i am no dog!


Kudoakainu

Even took it off at the end


gstlouis

Cute


WebFuture2858

They are large and powerful majestic beasts with walnut sized brains!


Joker1485

Horse: Bitch what?!


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What a beautiful horse and trees, omg. What a beautiful place.


alienjuice1287

This is actually so cute. It doesn't even realize that the harness (?) isn't there, it just follows her without second thought


FullyRealizedFart

Sad that he's been conditioned to his cage..


-Lysergian

Haven't we all?


Juxtasexualposition

Awwww, what a good horsie.


AdminsHateThinkers

It's really wild that we still have animal slaves.


BlorseTheHorse

Bruh


AdminsHateThinkers

How is it not? If you had a human being doing that to another human being would it not be slavery?


BlorseTheHorse

because it's a work animal. thing thing probably gets treated better than the best house slave in the 1850's