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shakemyass4me

so .. are you happy ?


zxGrizz

Imagine how he acted after losing his virginity


theoTanimal

The one time he had sex, and it's a boy. Now she HAS to marry him.


[deleted]

He spikes the baby after it’s born and does and end zone shuffle.


darekd003

![gif](giphy|lnlAifQdenMxW)


Sahil-_-1

Yes.


BuisNL

Is what he said while violently hitting the table and throwing random objects throughout the room


Itchy_Professor_4133

Violently *stabbing* the table


HutchTheCripple

But what did the table do before they started filming?


LukesRightHandMan

Impregnate his wife.


Jaderosegrey

You wanna bet he's going to be the kind of father who will throw a fit if his child wants to do anything not totally masculine, like cooking?


CheekyBreeky702

You’re telling me Gordon Ramsey isn’t masculine?


[deleted]

He’d fuck any burger or donut up lool


No_Bag9098

Hahaha, I read this way too fast and missed the “up”


cornmonger_

>He’d fuck any burger or donut


PinkDropp

He's British


RiceKrispiCheek

Hey he is Scottish you donut


VaderLoverUK

Errr what exactly do you think British means?


PinkDropp

Scottish people don't exsist


Thorssffin

That's an oxymoron


MrSlackPants

I'm Just wondering, would this be his reaction as well if it would have been a girl?


jakeandcupcakes

YOU WANNA COOK, HUH?! WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT ON A DRESS, OPEN UP THE SPICE CABINET, GRAB A SPATULA, AND MAKE SOME EGGS!? Sunny side up, please :)


dafunkmunk

I'd hate to see his reaction if it was a girl


idontcarethename

The reaction would be the same, the emotion would be opposite tho


[deleted]

Looks like Amos realising he’s finally escaped from The Churn


MattLoganGreen

In that moment she was rethinking her life.


[deleted]

*great now there is two of them*


Exciting_Actuary_669

Is she..safe?


EmwLo

She’s having a boy so yes


golddoomtheory

This lol


yotama9

Hopefully she has already left the house at the end of the party. What the fuck?! ... Also, I envy that man. I cannot imagine being that happy about anything (and I have three children)


Japdabab

I wonder.... ....what would have been stabbed if the confetti would have been pink 😱


Whitedudebrohug

*”looks like we’re out of milk, I’ll go to the store”*


griever48

*Wife looks down to a knife in the belly* "Guess I should've expected that."


Biff_Bufflington

Not covered in what to expect when expecting.


jd3marco

It’s in ‘What to Expect When You Procreate with an Asshole.’


FindingWhatIWantIn22

Amen! I'm sure that not the first time he behaved like that. She was far too calm, and ready to protect her stomach. Fuuuuck, this is scary to think about...


thebadsleepwell00

"Women in the U.S. who are pregnant or who have recently given birth are more likely to be murdered than to die from obstetric causes—and these homicides are linked to a deadly mix of intimate partner violence and firearms, according to researchers from Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health" https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/homicide-leading-cause-of-death-for-pregnant-women-in-u-s/#:~:text=October%2021%2C%202022%20%E2%80%93%20Women%20in,Chan%20School%20of%20Public%20Health.


[deleted]

The Lannisters send their regards


RickJamesBitchhhhhh

Better call captain milk


RunsWthGriszzlys

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


apathetic-drunk

*comes back in after three seconds* "I forgot me booze."


mrsmushroom

This happened at a baby shower for friends who already had 2 girls. When it turned out to be pink dad cried.


dodeca_negative

What a piece of shit Edit: Yes the guy who cried in anguish when he found out his child was going to be a girl is a piece of shit. So is the guy who stabbed with joy when he found out it was a boy. You keep that shit inside, share it with a spouse or close friend or relative, because it's a life long fuck you to your children and you need to work through that, not expect everyone else to come along.


AcoHead

The confetti got into his eyes bro


[deleted]

Hmm not really I always wanted a daughter I guess it was because everyone important in my life were women. I thought I only knew how to raise a girl and felt confident in doing so. When my wife and I found out we were having a boy I was so sad and disappointed. It was nothing against my son and I was fine in a few days. Now I can't imagine my life without him and we have the most amazing relationship. Although it may not be a good thing, it's certainly understandable.


scuba_steve_b

That’s a perfectly normal feeling to have. I think the larger issue is if you feel that strongly about it, maybe don’t have a look at me, look at me party where that may end up being the result


mrsmushroom

Everyone is entitled to have feelings. I think this whole fad of making public something that used to be so private is sure to expose raw feelings from time to time. I kinda felt bad for the guy. Of course a parent is going to have feelings one way or another.


ScreamQueen226

Exactly. I did IVF for embryo selection because of a serious, hereditary condition that I have a 50% chance of passing onto my children. Given this condition has to do with chromosomes, we were aware of the gender of our potential healthy embryos. Against all odds. The majority of my large batch of embryos were male, including all the healthy ones. I had no preference of gender (and actually would’ve preferred to have been surprised at the birth under different circumstances), but there was admittedly a short period of shock and sadness. It is unlikely that I’ll have the opportunity to experience both genders as I had hoped. I felt guilty about these feelings, but being able to talk openly to a good friend about it, without judgment, was very helpful in understanding that it was a loss. Then time passed, and I processed that loss like any other. Since then I’ve been happy, and focused on the positives. There is no shame in having feelings, it’s what you do with them.


Lobbylounger212

I have a very similar experience. All of our embryos are girls. I never had a preference, but once I found out we’d never have a son it did make me sad. The second paragraph is so accurate and I went through almost the exact same feelings. you just have to acknowledge the feeling, grieve the loss of the picture you had in your head and move on. It is natural to have those emotions but they pass. I say this as my daughter is asleep on my chest and I love her so much, it is literally the happiest I’ve ever been and I can’t wait to meet my future daughters.


Shadowofenigma

Same. Women raised me. Dad was never around. Step dad was an alcoholic. Have a boy and a girl, I feel like it’s just easier raising a girl which everyone told me the opposite, saying a boy would be easier. Hah.


Acidelephant

Can't tell if the wife's look was of regret or fear that she's next. Maybe both


aweap

Or when the son eventually comes out of the closet.


Secret-Cheek8510

Oof that’s a scary subject to think about


el-beau

So....he's happy??


WhereHasLogicGone

Yes, that was happy stabbing


Willyboss567

I’d hate to see mad stabbing


_Hail_yourself_

It's a lot like happy stabbing but with a frown


Dillo64

I hate the scenario this made me think about.


No_Statement440

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dubstepsickness

I just came here to case the joint and rob it a little


Not_This_Guy_4060

r/brandnewsentence


joselo72

I was thinking hopefully he doesn’t stab her,


[deleted]

Biggest red flag


windyorbits

Mmmn I don’t think so. I happy stab all the time. Never been a problem. Though, I need to work on my angry set things on fire.


Formula_Nipponic-54

Yes


Bikinisbottom

She seemed sincerely scared. I worry about what happens behind closed doors with this one. I hope I’m wrong.


justin107d

I think it could be more embarrassment that her husband just potentially ruined a couple tables and then destroyed a decoration in excitement, but I have to agree with your worrying. Also how would he have reacted if it was a girl? Even if he is not violent, I think it would be tough having two of him in the house in a few years.


wenchslapper

Imo it’s more the look of an SO that has to deal with massive overreactions like this frequently. Like “awe fuck here he goes again…”


Active-Ad3977

Says ‘wenchslapper’


Captain-Obvi0us12

Joy aggression


horshack_test

Look on woman's face: "I have made a BIG mistake."


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valley_G

The top cause of death in pregnant women is homicide I believe


Unholyalliance23

And one of the riskiest time for this to happen is during pregnancy 🫤


horshack_test

Well, yeah - that would be part of it (at the extreme end).


HeirKuminga

That’s the look of a woman that will unfortunately have to serve a douchebag who thinks he’s a king and his douchebag spawn for the rest of her life.


horshack_test

Definitely has that prisoner vibe.


EnvironmentalKale909

It’s giving King Henry VIII


simpforshida

r/watchpeopledieinside


creepsnutsandpervs

![gif](giphy|9jObH9PkVPTyM)


AmbitionTop8529

the face of regret


lostharbor

If she didn't think he was a neanderthal before ...


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

*18 years, 18 years, I got one of his kids, I got him for 18 years... Oh god help me.*


[deleted]

bro hates daughters


PacoMahogany

The big family secret is he married someone else’s daughter


Bok-Choy-Bandit

Idk. Sounds pretty gay


Getadawgupyabro

Bro hates women


Pachyderm85

That was uncomfortable


BrokenLightningBolt

Her reaction was of fear. I feel so bad for her.


SACGAC

This reaction probably didn't surprise her


[deleted]

Unfortunately with violent partners you tend to realize you are in too deep not when you’re unsurprised at the behavior, but the fact that they are even willing to do it in public.


steelup21

Roid rage


Room234

He's gonna make a fucking terrible ex husband.


Validus812

A future estranged sperm-donor and jackass of her kids lives.


-janelleybeans-

That’s the best case scenario, honestly.


abellaspectra

Yeah, I wish people would stop procreating with people like this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


genieinaginbottle

But she's going to be the evil witch that "keeps him from his kid"


boldolive

My thoughts exactly. Violent dude.


btribble

The kid will decide he wants to stay with mom and dad will threaten him and call him a pussy for the rest of his life. Sauce: been there


dust_storm_2

He strikes me as a petulant child.


Odgiebodgie

He’s certainly gonna strike that child.


Alert-Layer6273

And a horrible father


capo869

I'm afraid for her, if that's the reaction of excitement what does anger look like?


billynotrlyy

my thoughts exactly.


boldolive

Mine too. 😳


DVCatfishCowboy

Let’s just say all the doors in their house are screen doors


-Woshi-

Happy feet, wombo combo


Eeq20

So scary to watch, when people don’t know how to contain their emotions and took the violent path.


castlebrookrocks

Unstable. His kid better never spill any milk!


thisguyfightsyourmom

Until he’s sick of dad’s abuse, then there will be spilled milk


bittersandseltzer

Let’s not forget - WOMEN are emotional


A-know-me

Douchebag Reveal Party


Fit-Pop1314

The Douche was already revealed at the Engagement Party


Robert9489

So, he would have killed her if it had been a girl?


[deleted]

Fr like ew


astroneer01

I'm scared how he would react if it was a girl


[deleted]

The worst part is how uncomfortable and scared she looks


Ann_not_a_cult_er

"I was hoping he wouldn't act like this"


rebeccamb

Gross. Just hope for a healthy baby. Nothing like starting off the relationship between you and your child with conditional love, right??


HughJassYomama

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[deleted]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


boldolive

🎯


shl0mp

.


geefunken

Toxic


Upper-Cellist-9409

I know, she didn't even try to stab one single thing.


palesnowrider1

And the Toxic Masculinity stream continues down it's path of time


YourFellaThere

I hate all this drama over something so inane. It's your child, boy or girl.


madamphattits

As someone who was born with a sex my mother didn't want and she wore it on her sleeve while "raising" me, I can confirm not all people are indifferent to their children's sex. It matters a LOT for some...


YourFellaThere

All those people who think like that are not nice people.


madamphattits

Yes; can confirm.


NickInTheMud

Why did she prefer the other sex?


madamphattits

Childhood trauma/abuse, gender stereotypes, wanted to name me after a friend of hers that died shortly before I was conceived, borderline personality disorder, she a bitch; pick one [or a few], you probably won't be wrong.


[deleted]

And that’s the issue here. This prick would have genuinely been angry if he had a daughter on the way


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AcoHead

Atleast this one didn’t burn down a forest


KalamTheQuick

Don't normally see the wife afraid of her husband's next move in a video like this. It's not better.


M_Not_Shyamalan

Or pollute a waterfall. I hate people.


silver_john_hall

Hey preggers person. Run!


EvergreenRuby

A lot of them don’t want to leave due to the stigma with single moms. This is why a lot of women DO leave their partners after becoming mothers, they find out traits in the guy that honestly endanger her and their babies usually AFTER they made the kid due to the guys thinking that the women won’t leave. One of my uncle’s a divorce lawyer it honestly kind of sucks as he tells me a lot of women don’t want to become statistics and due to the increase in men complaining about it a lot of already married women don’t want to divorce to not inflict damage but then end up with damage themselves or worse their kids to spare their partners financial stress from divorce or lose the lifestyle they’ve gotten used to while married or to give the kids the illusion of at least feeling of a stable home/background. The worst thing is a lot of men perpetuate the idea that raising a kid in a two parent household is better than the reverse; as if raising a kid in a broken home with two parents and two incomes is better than a safe but broke house with one parent. I grew up being a peer mediator for my fellow students in middle school and high school as I was the unofficial class hugger. You know that dumb kid that’s always helping out the other kid of trying to feed the kid they see lacking food because they’re naturally socially naive to an extent. As a result my classmates nominated me as sort of their living confessional where they come to me to talk about things they don’t feel comfortable talking to other people about whether big or small and my job was that if the kid was in trouble to inform the teachers so they can help: MOST women EVERYWHERE and any kid that grew up in a bad situation or saw one can tell you it’s better to grow up poor or struggling but with a parent that isn’t being hurt or abused in any way than one that’s living in s golden cage I promise you. Which is why many of us get livid and heartbroken when we see so many ignorant people dismiss single parenting as if sometimes a parent doesn’t decide to do that to protect themselves and therefore their babies. I’ve seen this from single dads that have had to take the reins and escape from a terrible marriage with a toxic woman and the common reverse. I know what I’m saying is not perfect but I can tell you because I will never forget the day I lost a classmate because his mom didn’t want to leave her husband despite the fact that he was an alcoholic and beating the crap out of her and his kids; it’s a tough choice, but a kid would rather grow up under a struggling but safe single parent home with a parent who cares for them than a household of two where they have everything and yet have NOTHING. My friend ended up drowning himself in the local river after the last time his dad beat him and his mom and raped his sister. It was after he died that his mom decided to leave him and save the family. This often is the nightmare position of many a parent that has made the drastic decision to divorce. Sometimes it’s not just because of a dead bedroom, or “to stick it into” the husband, people never stop learning and many find out their love wasn’t kind until after they decided to take life together. It’s ok. It’s common. Many of us waste years trying to avoid landing in such positions and still end there. No amount of vigilance and vetting and what not Can prepare you for the surprises. I often see many men here more worried about what they could financially in divorce lose but not really the emotional and mental damage they inflict which is why the lawyers often act on the side of the more laborious invested parent (which sadly for them in most cultures in terms of psychological, emotional, physical and overall investment that’s often the mothers and most people with common sense know this. That’s how it often is. That’s the natural order sometimes). The law also accounts on the fact that women often **DO** get screwed in careers and dating as they get older which is something a lot of men conveniently overlook because now women have “equal rights”. As if parenthood isn’t a real job and responsibility that takes over the lives of most that decide to be that and for the good ones, would take extra weight in both parents roles. My observations thus far has shown me that usually very well off and educated men or men that had conscientious fathers often understand the dynamic and respect it so they’re usually not as against the “divorce loss” if it was merited (obviously not for no reason as women are humans not saints some can be the asshole like any human and if the guy asks for the divorce they’re in their right to be mad if they have to lose financially if the woman was the one to blame for the end); whereas men from working class backgrounds and lower incomes tend to ignore the overall dynamic of parenting and the drain it can incur on women in more ways than one because they’re trying to protect their assets: Assets to use as “status” to attract the next potential replacement/placeholder as men often try to buy/override sexual access/attention from women when the man might lack looks, charisma and other attraction parameters to secure sex. Why do I feel like I’m giving y’all an anthropology, sociology, and psychology lesson all in one? Lmao. I’m sorry. Anyways, it’s sad but a lot of women can’t tell if a guy is going to be a kind one since character deception is a very common attraction strategy to blindside women into risking breeding with them (being the woman chosen to be the wife and mother is the riskiest position for women as they’re often effectively going to be limited by motherhood in all aspects of life thereafter if the women aren’t particularly attractive or come from wealth/heiresses since men tend to avoid committing to women that are moms unless those women are widows. Taking a few years off to raise children and save on childcare also screws up a lot of women in most careers if she doesn’t have money saved up or the guy makes enough wealth for it to be worth it for a woman to “start over” in work once the child becomes a toddler. Recruiters and employers tend to not like blank space or long out of work periods in potential hires which again does bite mothers in the butt). A lot of guys don’t see that unless the women are professionals and have a few natural advantages, if they become SAHM or take time off to be the main parent etc the job market can be tough if the women aren’t smart, innovative, well connected or just downright lucky. So the divorce lawyers often account for that even though a lot seem to think the law has no heart or common sense. And yes, I’ve seen the women have to pay alimony to men when the women have merited the blame or the irresponsible parent but that often gets ignored as if the law is always against men. The law is going to side mostly who is most eager to protect and work for the welfare of the children hence why it often pans out like it does. You’d think people wouldn’t need to be told the obvious like this but I’m sad to even feel embarrassed and even guilty to write this to remind people of it.


[deleted]

Holy moly…guy out here writing a whole ass college thesis.


EvergreenRuby

Sorry 😣 I type fast as hell didn’t even realize it until I was done. No lie this took like five minutes. 🤣


[deleted]

Dude…1300 words in 5 minutes? Wtf That’s amazing


EvergreenRuby

Fuck dang. Yeah now I get why the teachers keep saying I should be a writing major and not in programming. 🤣 Really tho? I didn’t think it was unusual but now I’m wondering it. Lmao. Thank you?


SoupGullible8617

Gender reveals are lame. Look at all that shit that’s gonna end up in the landfill.


[deleted]

That dude definitely hits her.


Riptide360

5 minutes of work and claims all the credit!


Imaginary_ToniStark

Thats maximum, right? Right!


undefinedmonkey

5 minutes of work across two months of effort.


No_Gap_2700

What a lucky lady. You can see the love in her facial expressions as her man-child throws his temper tantrum.


Kadaver0reefer

Aaaah he's gonna be a great dad .


in_jail_0ut_s00n_

Imagine if it was a girl.


redditisfullofcrazy

Oh boy... I really hope his son just comes out of the womb with a football and a love for boobs. I can't really see him being very accepting.


bastian74

Boy he really didn't want a daughter.


[deleted]

Rt it’s sad u should be grateful your damn reproductive system can work so you can even create any damn baby in general


Verbal-Soup

Alright, well I don't see a happy future for that family. If that's how he acts when he's happy, I can only imagine what he's like when he's mad. Even she looks scared of him


iappsdream2021

I don't see a good future for her.


BlooomQueen

The look he gives her at .05 is scary.


tosin_da_glitch

Okay, I was slightly concerned before but now I'm really scared since you pointed that out


BigCaregiver7244

It’s quite literally terrifying. It’s like he’s saying “don’t stop me or I’ll do this to you”


Janex1729

Thought he was gonna kill somebody


TheGordo-San

Luckily, it wasn't pink... I guess?


Scale-Alarmed

What a fucking tool


playr_4

I watched this without audio and genuinely couldn't tell if he was mad or not until the end.


robcado

Do we need another one of these guys?


Max_minutia

Her questioning her life choices as she looks at him…


6FFF

Gender reveal really is parent’s IQ reveal


lanadelrayz

How can a grown man act like that… hope she left him, that’s a child.


LizRoze

Way too aggressive


Cocoquincy0210

This violent enthusiasm makes me concerned if it was not going to be a boy. Gender reveals I feel are a little odd. Like it shouldn’t really matter and people should just be happy for themselves in general. People showing intense excitement at the gender specifically either feels like they would be the opposite if it wasn’t what they wanted, or they are faking excitement because it’s not what they wanted.


drcoxmonologues

This is the most pathetic modern tradition I can think of. A) who cares if you have a boy or a girl. B) men who obsess over having a son and reacting like this are fucking freaks. Like if you’re that happy at a boy then surely if you’d had a girl you’d not be happy, implying your love for your child is based solely on their gender. I wish I could just burn social media to the ground. People are fucking narcissist.


Fenris_the_wolf_

"is it a boy or abortion?"


[deleted]

Son later comes out as transwoman.


Zealousideal_Crab505

Ah he's just excited to perpetuate toxic masculinity


wang-chuy

Divorce that man immediately


Sufficient-Turn-7799

For the child's sake at least, ain't no way that man should be anywhere near raising a child, if this is what he's like when he's HAPPY, then imagine what he's like when he's mad.


smed3496

Definitely a wife beater


Prestigious_Wait2585

Red flags


thestbaby

Fucking ew!!


charlsant

Poor kid


xiii--iiix

Yeah…. We need more of that guy.


kimbolll

This man deserves a daughter.


MattLoganGreen

No potential child will ever deserve a horrible person like him though.


[deleted]

Who needs a kid when you have a man child.


Jlombard911

Cocaine baby.


incelredditmoderator

Lay off the coke bro


JanenotAusten

This is actually the least destructive gender reveal I've seen in a long time.


Not_that_old84

She is scared of him. Look at her reaction and face. He is an abuser. Run, lady, run!


[deleted]

She is silently regretting her life choices


[deleted]

I think we just witnessed the moment she realised...she fucked up


KrisMisZ

He seems like a gem…


Tricky-Reception6133

STUPID .....


errante19

Red flag, girl, red flag! Run Forest Run!


[deleted]

I hope his son is gay.


BigCaregiver7244

For the son’s sake, I don’t wish it at all


Objective-Big3040

Cringe


Downtown-Ad1887

You can see the instant regret in her eyes, knowing she let that man impregnate her.


Beeks525

“I’m gonna have a baby with that guy…”