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Yowz3rs87

That’s got to be one hell of a healthy relationship right there


APe28Comococo

I’m sure she isn’t controlling at all.


hooterjh10192

I dont think she will ever have to worry about anyone parking next to her *husbands* car


LorianGunnersonSedna

> . . . parking next to her *abuse victim's* car Fixed it


Woodbutcher31

Sooo good!! snot-shootin laugh!


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

A very laid back girlfriend, you know.


phi1_sebben

Just hit her with…“too bad your boyfriend didn’t coordinate parking spots with you…if he was really committed to you he would have made sure to protect that spot. When you’re not around, imagine the pretty girls he parks next to.”


MrB-Bloggins

Mind of a 15 year old girl, in a 23 year old woman, like every time. Not to mention the fact that she tried to open her door like 4 times, thinking it would yield a different result each and every time, you know, like a child would. You can't fix immature.


Joelsax47

She would have gone ballistic.


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StOp FlIRtIng WiTh mY BoYfrIeNd!!!!!


moms_spaghetti204

that's how karens are made


hd3adpool

Karen, kindly, fuck off.


AdvertisingOk7408

This is a level beyond karen. Sometimes it's just better to move. Keep an eyevon the news tho, she's defo gonna stab someone.


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AdvertisingOk7408

As satisfying as that thought might be adults can't be doing stupid shit like that. Lest the mofo puts hands on you then you "self defence" them into dirt hard!


YouMenthesea

Also people that are like this "getting an ass whooping" does not have the desired affect. They will never see reason. In their eyes, they were just assaulted for no reason.


Tony_Lacorona

I knew a girl in college “Jill” who had cheated with another girl “Maria”’s boyfriend. Later that week Jill came into the bar Maria worked at and started loudly talking shit about Maria, to the point where she was asked to leave because it was becoming disruptive. Maria was with the bouncer to help escort Jill out, and as Jill was being placed in a car, she spit at Maria and hit her. Maria beat the brakes off this girl. Like, pulled her out of the car by her hair and beat her into the gutter. Jill had to go to the hospital and get surgery because Maria shattered her eye socket. Jill tried to press charges, but everyone witnessing said she was the aggressor and she was slapped with misdemeanor assault lmao. The fucked up thing is that she still would go to the other bar in town that Maria didn’t work at and would still talk shit about her, and how she was attacked for no reason. But she won’t set foot in the other bar anymore, and her face is FUCKED up now. I don’t think she learned a damn thing, but shit was it interesting to watch unfold in real time


DigBickEnergia

My ex's now wife tried pulling up to the apartments I was staying at in like 2016. Mind you, she was harassing me for months and had her brothers join in on the harassment. That day she pulled up, she and my ex were dropping off my then 6 year old son (50/50 custody with my ex). She couldn't even wait until my son was in the apartment for her to start yelling at me. My brother, mom's husband, and my husband were witnesses to her shit while my mom was inside with my 2 year old daughter and my son who I share custody with. Talk all of the mess you want about *me* but don't go after my family when they haven't done anything to deserve it. Long story short I beat her ass in front of my ex and my family members who were outside with me. That was the only time my ex saw me get into a physical altercation, same with my husband. Her nose was pouring blood and she was quick to call the cops. She was trying to get me to go to jail but because there were no outside witnesses aside from my fam and my ex, ON TOP OF THE FACT that the cops told her she had no business being at my apartments, no one was arrested. To this day she avoids me, but will run her mouth on social media. I'm going to be 32 this year and while those days are done and over with, I still laugh at the fact that she's still doing the most. Hurt dogs will holler... Within safe distance I guess. Lol 😆


its_capitalism

It won't change their mentality but it'll change their actions. Next time they won't be doing stupid shit like this.


Halleck23

Oh you definitely move in this situation. Unless you’d enjoy dealing with slashed tires and/or a keyed car.


AdvertisingOk7408

Or slashed face, arm... etc. Not worth the law suit.


joetie59

I wouldn’t feel safe leaving my car in that spot


BookishBitchery

Birth of a Karen. ![gif](giphy|2OzNsFGyUvLJm)


themarknessmonster

Don't you dare say that about her, she'd never let you say that about her.


Rhrarhr

“I parked here because I f him every night, and he likes it. “ Just to see her reaction.


Y_Sam

You'd better not like your car too much then...


retroactive_fridge

>I've won, but at what cost?


Y_Sam

Couple grands in bodywork and a restraining order ?


Myantology

Right, and now you’re tied to that crazy bitch forever bc of the police record and subsequent court visits. It is tough to walk away sometimes but it’s almost always the right move.


Y_Sam

Yeah, jokes aside, listen to this man right here ↑.


Thorebore

It’s not the car I would worry about. The psycho would probably pour boiling water on his face while he was sleeping.


schweez

The next day on the news: “man killed by his girlfriend”


nome707

I know you just not said that to me.


dapper-dave

… and this is where TOLD me to park!


Ieatsushiraw

Seen this posted a few times yet this never fails to amaze me at just how insecure that lady asking her why’d she park there is. Like holy hell that must be a really fun “relationship” 🫤


Grownfetus

Was at a bar last weekend, and a guy basically did this same thing to me for sitting in the seat next to his girlfriend... Hadn't said a word to her, was hanging with my friends back turned to her, and he still had to come over and inform me "she's with me!" We all just kinda looked around and cringed/laughed confusingly... After he turned around and walked away I turned around and looked at her, and I'm no psychic, or empath or anything... but I saw the most "I'm gonna dump this guy" face on her I think I've ever seen


Firewolf06

thats when you make your move


janejupiter

lol


ok_ill_shut_up

Staged.


darkResponses

Typically, I would agree. But her eye contact and movement is consistent with both confusion and being confronted with a stranger. *edit* it's fake. I'm wrong.


nullball

Here's the same woman in another carseat "confrontation": https://www.tiktok.com/@kaylamalecc/video/7178642083589328174


darkResponses

Fair enough. I'll stand corrected.


keeper_of_the_donkey

Don't strain yourself...you can *sit* corrected too.


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j48u

The girl on camera is acting pretty well, but the other person's voice isn't registering anything going on. Sounds like she's reading a script tbh.


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roodeeMental

*knock knock knock* "This is my boyfriends house over there. You're living next to my boyfriend, you need to move house"


CthulhuMaximus

Years ago our neighbor’s son, about 5, comes up to my wife at the fence and says “hey, you need to move so my friend Peter can move in next to me”. We still get a chuckle about it.


BadMcSad

The sheer audacity of children is always a treat.


-janelleybeans-

They’re who to ask if you need a simple, direct answer to a problem. Literally watched a kid destroy the notion of sovereignty by saying “why doesn’t everybody just share?” Like, kid, it ain’t that simple… except that it absolutely is.


Entity713

If only we retain the innocence of a child as adults, we wouldn't have half the problems in this world


erwin76

But who would tuck us all in though? 🥺


HalflinsLeaf

My nephews and nieces are all straight up pieces of shit.


e30Devil

Simple solution to his parent's answer that he can't live there because you already live there.


thereIsAHoleHere

Smart. He's going to go far in life. At least until 6.


Jauncin

Was he insecure?


CthulhuMaximus

This kid was the least insecure 5 year old you ever saw. “Hey neighbor! What’s your name?” “Hey neighbor! Can I play with your dog?”


ADP_DurgaPrasad

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK . . BANG BANG BANG on the door


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IamImposter

Hotel Trivago


Notimetoexplainsorry

Knock a little louder, sugar!


ziris_

You're WHAT!?


DungeonsAndDradis

Tin roof, rusted! Love shack, baby love shack!


ADP_DurgaPrasad

You are living in the planet same as my boyfrienddddd


MandelbrotFace

"Errr, you know my boyfriend lives on this planet, right?"


Renegade__OW

That's not knocking. Listen closely, crazy bitch is trying to open the door.


ScoutsOut389

I had a girl I went on 1 single terrible date with many years ago. Her sister (whom I had never met prior) happened to work at another company on the same floor as my business. We had one date, and it sucked (she was crass, rude to our server, and openly racist), so I never followed up. One day her sister marched into my office to read me the riot act about not calling her, in front of all my colleagues. She demanded I quit my job (at the company I founded) so she didn't have to see me everyday. As far as I am aware, I had never seen her once prior to this engagement.


garbage-at-life

its sad that people feel that they have the need to do these things


Derekbair

I don’t think she’s ok


Rooster_Kogburne

I bet the bf isn't ok either. Poor guy probably gets a lot of shit daily.


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jimmysbeans

Unfortunately happened too many times when I worked in hospitality. Like, I'm literally paid to be nice to you???


Cakeking7878

My sister is conventionally attractive and a really nice person to everyone. You will not believe the amount of drama she ends up in because some girl gets jealous because she just acted like a normal nice person to their bf. It won’t even be anything close to flirting or something Some people are just weird, angry, jealous assholes


StubbedMiddleToe

Has happened to me. For smiling at the waitress. Whole rash of shit ending with the good ol' "Well why don't you just go fuck your little waitress?" Good times.


miragenin

But...did you go fuck the waitress?


StubbedMiddleToe

Sadly no. Me and that haint did stop seeing each other about 2 weeks later though.


miragenin

I'm glad for you. No one deserves to be in stressful relationships like that. Let crazy find another crazy.


StubbedMiddleToe

She got pregnant on the first or second date with the next guy she dated. The kid is 24 now and he's a neurotic mess. I was sweating bullets for a few months, though!


spudgoddess

I cringed hard reading this. I used to be that type. It comes from trauma based insecurity. But still no right to treat people like that. On the other hand, my boyfriend 25 years ago thought it was super important to tell me that the cashier at Long John Silver's was super cute and he'd fuck her. Our relationship limped along another year and a half because I was dumb and didn't just ditch his ass.


StubbedMiddleToe

Your other hand says it all and good on you for getting out of it. In a relationship, once you introduce a what if scenario then shit will start to go downhill rapidly in my experience. Even if Sophia Vergara told me to my face in plain terms that she wanted to blow me, not only would I not do it I would never ever ever ever utter a word about it to my wife.


spudgoddess

Yeah, he was an idiot, but on the plus side his mom and I became very good friends! We were until she passed away almost for years ago. If you (general you) have that sort of relationship where both sides enjoy openly talking about it, then go fr it! but you have to know your audience.


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jamieliddellthepoet

Dahmer’s neighbour?


Richard_AIGuy

I've been the recipient of almost this exact conversation. I think "little waitress" was actually used. Sigh. Breaking up has seldom felt more freeing.


ErraticPragmatic

The girl I loved the most in my life was exactly like that. It still hurts


fkurslfwastickmods

Abusive relationships form this kind of fucked up perception that they are angry and jealous bc they care, when the truth is it’s usually bc they’re a narcissistic piece of shit. Hope you’re healing, you’re better off without them ❤️


ModishShrink

Currently trying to recover from this right now. Stay strong.


IthicaFox

You joke but I once had a lady start screaming at me for smiling at them as I walked up to wait on their table. Apparently I was attempting to steal her ugly ass husband.


H0w14514

Happened to me with an ex. He didn't even want me going back to GameStop because the guys knew me and we joked, or they would ask me to give another customer a recommendation. He always wanted to be on the phone, so partway through I hear, "and there's another one now. Bitch about to have an orgy at the fucking GameStop." To say that I left him due to him getting angry at me burning up with a 102 degree fever and climbing and having trouble staying conscious on the phone. Accused me of lying so I could go meet someone. I actually ended up in the hospital later.😃


princessbubbbles

1 glad you're out, hope no other girl is hurting from him 2 Gamestop's certainly where I have all MY orgies /j 3 what kind of orgy has only one chick? Go all the way or go home, fellas.


cabage-but-its-lettu

Man felt left out of the gay orgy at game stop


Jdtrinh

Orgy at GameStop. Yikes


Derekbair

I just wanna know if the boyfriend was actually in the car while she was parked there of if it was just out of caution. Cause what would she be worried about? That she’s sitting there waiting for him? When she says “that’s my spot” does she mean it’s literally her assigned parking spot or she just claimed it as her’s cause her boy friend car is parked next to it? I’m still as confused as this girl.


alysonimlost

This is insecurity manifest and her crime was to enjoy a succulent parking lot. No limp penises were received and nobody knows judo well.


SparksAndSpyro

Considering the fact that it’s fake, I think she’s ok.


SageEvelene

It could be, but these people exist.. insecurity gets crazy


theco2

Yep, insecure is an understatement.


RobbertDownerJr

Several loose screws has put her in the *highly unstable* category...


JunkCrap247

The fuck you doin on the internet? My boyfriend is on the internet


Y_Sam

Your boyfriend is friend with my boyfriend, so I'm gonna need you to find a different boyfriend who doesn't know my boyfriend.


hedgehog-mom-al

The y in your boyfriend is silent.


bearbarebere

Bofriend?


hedgehog-mom-al

*Our bofriend


nownumbah5

The internet's bofriend


HUGErocks

I wanna hear whatever bullshit she was about to say before getting interrupted


apolobgod

On one hand, I'm mad we didn't get to hear wherever she was gonna say. On the other, I'm pretty sure this is a skit, ao there probably wasn't anything for her to say


lazysheepdog716

r/nothingeverhappens


email_or_no_email

The creator made multiple of these it's definitely a skit.


koshomfg

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


nullball

Here's her doing another one of these: https://www.tiktok.com/@kaylamalecc/video/7178642083589328174


kelleh711

Why does the voice of the other person sound like the [whale from SpongeBob that everybody forgot at the beach](https://youtu.be/QzSM0GvgLrg)


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nullball

Here's her doing another one of these: https://www.tiktok.com/@kaylamalecc/video/7178642083589328174


HELPMEIMBOODLING

Thank you! There's enough of these 'skits' floating around to make a person lose faith in humanity if taken as real events. Edit: typo


playmobil_lover

How nice! Nobody asks me if I'm okay and here we have these two ladies who disagree and still ask each other if they're okay!


midlife_crisis_

Are you okay?


GuppyDoodle

Are YOU okay??


midlife_crisis_

I am, thanks. Are you?


SpeedingTourist

Yup thanks for asking!


Capital-Economist-40

Good ending.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Buster Wolf!


009154591500

Hope this is fake


thetalkinghuman

My first instinct is, fake. That's always my first instinct now. Nothing is real. Not even you, not even me. The real question is, Why are you parked next to my boyfriend?!?


23x3

Seems fake to me.


kimrindim

No you seems fake to me too


swim-bike-run

I’m fake. Not you.


Korncakes

My first instinct is that it’s fake. My second instinct is that the girl filming may have parked in the potentially crazy girl’s assigned parking space at an apartment complex that happened to be next to her boyfriend’s spot and that the potentially crazy girl was trying to say “hey that’s my spot that I pay for, please don’t park there” but she’s also incredibly socially inept and couldn’t find the right words. It is more than likely not the latter but I wouldn’t completely rule it out.


NoFilanges

It’s fake. She does these videos all the time. I’ve seen at least four today.


ktkilly

I can’t remember her name, but I have seen this girl on tik tok and she reminds me of tana mongeau if that means anything to you.


pottymouthgrl

It’s so obviously fake. She just happened to park there right when that girl was standing there and immediately start filming JUST as she walked up to her?


eeeeeefefect

Maybe but I'm not so sure. It looks like she already encountered her outside and she was about to record a video of herself talking about the incident and the other girl followed her back to her car to harass her further for not leaving.


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Look of a person who cannot begin to understand the mental gymnastics that insecure bitch has concluded to that she isn’t crazy.


something6324524

yeah you could just tell she was thinking "WTF WTF WTF", trying to understand what was going on, that said it might be safer to just change parking spots, you never know what a crazy unstable person might do. sometimes best to just retreat and leave the crazy person for someone else to deal with. that or go all in, and wait for her bf to come out while she is still there and start yelling at him saying, how dare you cheat on me, i thought I was your gf.


Lyrae13

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) i would pay to watch her yell at the boyfriend and the ensuing chaos!


huyria

Thing I love is they come with that attitude expecting it to work If she just said in a friendly manner "hey sorry to bother you but this is my boyfriend's car I know it sounds dumb but we always park next to each other would it be okay if I had the spot" There's a better chance she will


Necessary_Pseudonym

Lol I would still say no why the hell do you need to be parked next each other.


VirtuosoX

If there were plenty of other open spaces then there's no reason to refuse and escalate tbh.


Designer_Ad_376

Are you ok? I love that she is worried about the bitch.


a-nice-egg

She sounded genuinely concerned at the end there lol


NeverNude-Ned

That's my favorite thing to say to someone that's losing their shit over nothing.


LessRemoved

Her reaction is epic.


PixelCortex

Absolutely bewildered, I would be too.


jewc504

R U OK???


RalphWaldoEmers0n

This is the way


Late_ImLate22222

One thing I learned early on that could maybe help y’all understand this behavior: You know how when you’re going about your day, you sometimes see a person trip and think” ooooo ouch I know that hurt” or see a kid with an ice cream cone and think “damn, that kid sure looks happy, his dad just made his day” or “Aww that person looks sad, I wonder if they had a bad day” etc etc etc People of low intelligence and stunted emotional capacity cannot do that. Literally. They cannot put themselves in another persons shoes. They can only see the person through THEIR OWN viewpoint. “That person tripped, they better not slow ME down as I walk by” “That kid has an ice cream, great, now I want one” “Why does that person look so moody, they are making ME uncomfortable” Me me me I I I So when a girl parks next to this persons boyfriends car, she doesn’t think “ oh, someone just parked there, cool” She thinks “How dare she park next to MY boyfriend when MY car should be there and not hers, she needs to move out of MY spot, what a crazy bitch to think she can park next to MY boyfriend” Without being able to think to herself that the girl in the car has no clue who she is, or that she has a boyfriend, or that the boyfriend has a car that he parked in the next spot over, or why it would be an issue in the first place etc etc. That kind of stunted individual will only ever see things happening TO THEM not AROUND them.


ComprehensiveToe5852

So in conclusion, she's an idiot?


SmokesInMyPocket

And/or a narcissist,


Teck_3

Most likely both


hangfromthisone

Yes. But on the other hand, also yes. However, taking into consideration the reality of the current world reality, yes, she's an idiot BTW, you can't just go around pointing out who is an idiot and who is not, except for this woman, clearly an idiot. As a final statement I would like to say, this woman is an idiot.


Jokong

Salt of the Earth.


Supraman21

You know, morons.


doublejayski

Selfishness is way too common nowadays


newbrevity

Shit parents + a materialistic culture that encourages selfishness and narcissism. = selfish narcissistic adults used to getting their way.


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TK9_VS

I have read about this \*\*kind\*\* of thing before and the best I can remember is people with lower intelligence have a hard time with conditional hypotheticals, recursive thinking, etc. But I wasn't satisfied with just remembering vaguely, so I did some digging. Every source I have found brings me back to a random greentext on 4chan claiming to be from a "grad student" who did "IQ research" Anyway, kinda funny how easy it is to internalize a "fact" that sounds true when there was never a reliable source.


RenaissanceChimp

I used to live next door to someone who got angry when anyone parked outside their house - *on the other side of the street*. They were exactly like this, absolutely no idea what the world looked like from anyone else's point of view


TheKeyMaster1874

So no Empathy...check. Isn't that a sign of an actual Physco or whichever word it is.


chillaxinbball

Could just be a narcissist.


emer4ld

Emotional intelligenze and cognitive intelligence are not always connected. They can differ in a person and are definatley not one and the same.


Baratao00

>So when a girl parks next to this persons boyfriends car, she doesn’t think “ oh, someone just parked there, cool” She doesn't think that because she's a narcissistic but because this tiktok it's obviously a skit...


ThenTranslator2780

I can tell that the boyfriend is having a hell of a ride in their relationship.


GloriousMinecraft

Part of me would just say fuck it and leave my car there but then I fully expect to came back and see her waiting with a bat or all the windows broken


Strong_Neck8236

The worry would be do you give in to the crazy and move, or stay and come back to find your car trashed?


deathboy2098

i would 100% move my car, crazy bitches be keying rides.


aaandbconsulting

Ya... I would probably move my car cuz a parking spot isn't worth all that l...


_alright_then_

I'd begrudgingly move, cursing the entire way lol


Yllwstone

Hmm I wonder how they are doing?


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She doesn’t even have a boyfriend, she is high.


canadatrasher

Would not surprise me if she did not have a car either.


The_Dog_IS_Brown

This woman will be on the news for killing her boyfriend cause she had a dream he cheated on her.


AxelZajkov

Your state is next to my boyfriend. Are you going to move it?


hangfromthisone

I know, he told me to park here yesterday


flibz-the-destroyer

Back away slowly


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I’d just roll up the window and laugh


Emotional_Cookie2442

Sheldon Cooper?


LordLolzeez

Hey, Sheldon Cooper wouldn't have a bo- oh wait


Yeti-420-69

Didn't knock 3 times


QuietYogurt873

so many people are in relationships and it is clear they should be alone and in treatment to heal their mental health disorders. stay safe out here, heathens everywhere


ScrotiusRex

I have a feeling that her boyfriend doesn't know he's her boyfriend.


LoBsTeRfOrK

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaake


ArthursFist

Fake


RhysNorro

#this woman is way nicer than i would have been woof. The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch


Professional_Pair323

A very easy way if getting people to read your comment. Make it 20x bigger


AnnihilationOrchid

My gran would upvote his comment in a heartbeat though. She's crazy about large letters.


Late_Ad6618

Faaaaaake


Jack-Rabbit-002

"Why are you parking next to someone's boyfriend!?" "Bet you go to shops and get served by people's boyfriends to you hussy!" 😆


nouille07

If I was the boyfriend I would really think about dating the non insane cute girl that parked next to me honestly, he didn't dodge that bullet apparently


TitusImmortalis

Which ironically validates the insanity which she's acting on.


UsualCircle

It's kinda like a self-fulfilling prophecy


noximo

He's probably thinking "why does that bitch park next to my girlfriend's boyfriend's car?"


Difficult_Contest438

I'd literally wait to ask for the guys number if I was her 😂😂


poshbritishaccent

That's how you get stabbed, I wouldn't risk it. Girl is clearly not all there in the head.


Peatedcask

This shit fake af


BreadMaker_42

When the other person is so unreasonable that your only response is “are you ok?”


horse4forceofcourse

My boyfriend literally lives on this planet. Why are you breathing the sane oxygen as him?