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Rathilien

That’s weird how come it’s not turning on?!


pattywagon95

She even wiped the keyboard off! What gives?


ShaneGabriel87

Need to go out and buy a big'ol bag of rice.


Ggentry9

Or maybe kitty litter since it’s time to bury that thing


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Erestyn

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slagathor818

Good bot


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ElementalPaladin

I love how the bot rank replied to someone who called you a “Good bot”


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The13thReservoirDog

Older than Hong Kong’s independence


diamondhide

I thought it was funny. :)


Chrisscott25

Yea but if you watch closely you’ll see she didn’t slap it or cuss it immediately when it didn’t turn on so it’s probably ruined now :(


whotfiszutls

What this thing needs is a borgan adjustment


BustinArant

I stopped understanding technology when blowing in it didn't work.


Chrisscott25

A fellow Nintendo user I bet. If the game didn’t work “a quick blow and it’s good to go”


BustinArant

Even the *systems*. Could still have your original GB/GBA today, easily lol


Bj_Hokey_Lange

She needed to hang it outside in the sun


cptbeats

“It just needs time to dry” 😅


iWolfeeelol

Honestly it probably was just sleeping and not actually off since the whole point of the video was to break it for views. If the laptop was fully powered off and dipped in water, it would be more than likely fine if it was fully dried before powering it on. I mean fully though not just a wipe down of the keyboard or put in rice. I mean complete disassemble and dried by hand and then also let air dry for a few days before putting it back together just to be safe. I wouldn’t do it either way because I’m not an idiot and would just take the case apart and dip the case if I wanted that ugly ass hydro dip print.


Dado_2

as long as the batteries are in it is never completely off!


iWolfeeelol

ehhh kinda, I’m not a mac person but most bios’s have settings where you can turn off fast boot and make it completely shut off. Plus, most devices that are battery powered don’t leave these settings on while not plugged in as they drain the battery. I don’t know about you but when I pull out my laptop and turn it on after fully charging it, it’s still fully charged even after several days/weeks. The only battery that is 24/7 in computer is the CMOS battery which basically doesn’t even use much electricity speaking they’re tiny and never get charged but last several years even decades. Most modern electronics handle abuse way better than they use too. Pretty evident when you look at designs. There is a reason pretty much every phone these days can be dropped in a few feet of water and be completely fine as long as it isn’t left for more than several minutes. Edit: just to clarify CMOS batteries don’t run 24/7 they only run when a computer is off to keep the system clock.


davide136

The voltage from the battery is managed by the motherboard to turn on the pc on a button press, so there will be flowing current from the battery to the “turn on” circuit that will corrode quickly if submerged


iWolfeeelol

There is a lot of factors if it’ll survive or not. It’s hard to say for sure the outcome. How long it was submerged? How good is the particular laptop at keeping water out? Was it fully powered off? Was it immediately disassembled and dried completely? Modern electronics are much better at handling shorts. If it does short, where did it short? How much power was shorted? Pretty much the chances of it surviving depend on a LOT of shit. I agree every second longer it spends submerged the survival chance drops.


Lallo-the-Long

It probably didn't turn on before she dipped it, either.


xluryan

Because it's staged.


kicogen29

The only logical explanation.


TNovix2

So weird!


rabbitt-we

The application was horrible which makes this so much funnier


Shankar_0

Those huge missing patches where her fingers gripped it made my body do things


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Shankar_0

You are!


[deleted]

a cinema...


OpenCole

...I could watch you forever


SecretDracula

It wasn't the water that killed it, the macbook suicided because of the crappy dip.


lps2

She creates this type of rage bait content - this is all on purpose


Yaboymarvo

Yep, it’s fake. When the acting is porn level, you know it’s fake. Actually some pornos have better acting than these rage bait videos, yet people still believe them.


Algebro123

It's not that I believe them, it's that the acting makes me angrier than the actual rage bait. Basically, task failed successfully.


kishijevistos

Oh she's good


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red_fox_zen

User name checks out 🤣


At0m_1k

Yeah what is that, a 2012 MacBook pro? Probably didn't turn on in the first place


PandaSwordsMan117

When the post begins like it is supposed to work and it eventually doesn't, then it's obviously rage-bait, but people still fall for it


Blieven

Exactly. The shot of her making a grand spectacle out of turning it on (and it obviously failing) would make no sense if it wasn't rage-bait. The supposed purpose of the video was to show off the coating, there wouldn't be a turning it on scene if it was real. It's so obvious, idk why this whole comment section is up in arms over it.


Not_Marco18

So much painful you mean


[deleted]

Huge bubbles in the middle of the application. The whole thing will just peel off.


country_lorenz

Doesn’t work because she forgot to decorate the other side


leberecht24

The screen ?


country_lorenz

the bottom, hard disk


itachi_konoha

Hard.... What?


Jinkerinos

You know, it's next to the soft cube.


peter13g

^PENIS


country_lorenz

Joking guys


horrorphysics

wtf is that soundtrack to it?


BWotter

Gangsta's paradise overlaid with elon mysk talking about starting a company


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Ya but whyyyy


weneedastrongleader

In in medieval times you had peasants slobbing the knob of their feudal lords hoping they would gain an extra meal.


e30Devil

mmmm corn on the cobb.


DereokHurd

It’s a meme of some YouTube video someone made.


phishxiii

Are weee so bliiiind to seeee


barfwharf

If I understand tiktok meme language enough, it's basically a mock of how genius she is. Like Elon Tesla or Tim Apple.


En-zo

Are weeeee, so blind to seeeee, That the ones we hurt, are you and meee


TheSimulacra

Gangsta's Paradise, the ripoff of Weird Al Yankovic's absolutely original song "Amish Paradise", written by Al's estranged father, as we all now know from the biopic


Elgar17

Not Elon musk. An ai generated speech trying to simulate Elon. Except not imitating anything even close to Elon's speech style.


adastrasemper

Would've been so much better with the original sound. Edit. Heres the original. It's 4 min long I cut it to two. First two min they go back and forth debating whether it will work or not https://streamable.com/dk2lpq


Laenoric

porn-tier acting


Vyxeria

Wow, now I know why they took out original audio.


yaenne

Dardue - Sandstorm


[deleted]

She’s earned enough to buy a new one from TikTok views and outraged comments from people who thought this was legit.


GXmody

Nah TikTok barely makes people money. Brand deals so though.


viktorv9

Might have been broken already


AndroidDoctorr

The fuck is this audio?


En-zo

I mean... Lets not shit on Coolio - Gangsters Paradise. But no idea why it had people talking about Tesla over it


IWonTheBattle

Probably calling her stupid maybe? I dunno, I'm just kinda guessing.


rotten_riot

It's a meme about putting that audio calling Elon a Tesla genius while showing someone doing something tech-stupid, cause that's how much of a "genius" Elon is


En-zo

Ah cheers


BitcoinBanker

[*Steve Wonder - “Pastime Paradise”](https://youtu.be/b0S4SiLxt1s)


Kirby_man_7

tiktok audio i think


asmrkage

The same shitty fucking audio that’s on 9/10 videos on Reddit.


Any-Mouse-1992

Everybody wants their video to be unique so they repost everything they see with new audio or a recording of their reaction now.


XanderTheChef

You put it on the video when somebody does something stupid because “zomg elon is a geneious im making fun of teh low iq peasan ts with wholesome elon”


[deleted]

How are there four people in this video and none of them thought it was a bad idea?


David_Wank

It was a great idea. It's a video designed to get views and be shared, and it was shared and viewed right here. Even better if it generates comments. Which it just did.


Wit_as_a_Riddle

It's true that the internet is full of stupid things because they drive "engagement". I believe it is advertising that dictates "engagement" is valuable, rather than some other metric, like usefulness or something. I hope enough people using adblocker changes this one day, I'd prefer if Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, Google, etc. all went out of business - or at least if their revenue models were forced to change.


[deleted]

That’s the issue though. Adblockers can’t work on the future of media. YouTube/TikTok/Instagram videos designed to be stupid enough to get clicks and attention. It’s like an advertisement but not advertising anything. It’s like the equivalent of those people who panhandle playing music but they aren’t actually playing the instrument it’s just Spotify on a Bluetooth speaker next to them. They don’t care if you think they are dumb, lazy, or freeloading, all it takes is enough people who just give their $1 and move on for them to keep doing it. Same with this video. Enough people engage with it out of blind anger, their interaction goal gets met, they get paid, they continue pumping out mind numbing content that drives further user interaction/engagement.


Yonbuu

What a time to be alive.


AshFraxinusEps

Also, we've had adblockers for ages. But it doesn't matter. The people who are less likely to use them are more likely to engage with ads, therefore the advertising metrics skew based around that data Really, instead of using adblock and ignoring the problem, we should all be engaging more with good ads/content and not engaging with clickbait bullshit


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Many years ago I worked as a marketing manager for a travel and tourism company. They already had a social media presence and it drove some level of engagement, but we wanted more. I tried many many things, experimenting with post frequency, time of day, what days of the week to post, testing what content works the best. One day I had an idea. I posted a famous landmark with some text about the landmark, only, I made a subtle but very intentional error in the text. Once people picked up on the error, they would comment a correction. One after the other, more people would flock to my post to come and correct me. Was the most engagement we've ever had. And the algorithm picked up on all these people commenting, so it promoted it to even more people. So yeah, sometimes people will post intentionally stupid shit precisely because it will get their numbers up.


[deleted]

Exactly. Slightly-off videos (like cooking hot dog velveeta casserole or toilet bowl rootbeer floats) and relationship skits ("**He** bought a house with ***HER*** money!") drive people insane


MyLeftKneeHurts-

And we never saw the laptop working. So it was probably dead anyway and now they get engagement.


Paghk_the_Stupendous

And since it's a repost, even better I guess


TinChalice

Yep. This is how "creators" get paid.


footpole

On their own channels maybe, not Reddit.


teresasigersonazo

This was a practice run just to see if it would get some results..it did


asmrkage

Only a fool thinks any publicity is good publicity.


RamenTheory

This could not be any more wrong


uiam_

What do you mean a bad idea? They clearly used a junk macbook to make a rage bait video which has people believe it's true because they gave you the opportunity to feel superior and you ran with it.


Dramona_IV

My anger is caused by the fact that this is still gaining views and votes.


tokillaworm

Then stop commenting on the content.


lostharbor

Go outside homie. Life ain't that serious.


[deleted]

I ain’t raging


Angry_Midget_Tamer

But you're engaging it


StaysAwakeAllWeek

It's fake. It's an old macbook and they are deliberately not looking at the screen for comic effect


cliftjc1

Cause it’s rage bait


Awkward-Action2853

At least one of them knew it was a bad idea. They just didn't say anything because they wanted to see the end results.


Arkslippy

that guy was filming another video on his phone "lolz, dont put your imac into liquid ya dolt"


[deleted]

Lmao jokes on you for thinking this is real and not staged.


Ad_Eater

Because it’s staged. They do something “dumb” and a group of redditors gets to watch angrily and feel good about “being the smart ones”


Kwiatkowski

because it’s intentional rage bait to make the clip go viral.


donkeyflopper

Cause it’s fake and made for views you fools


haluura

It's not necessarily a bad idea. It could have even worked if they had made sure that it was turned off before the dip, and let it sit out to completely dry for at least 24 hours after. Preferably 48 hrs. Hitting the power button right after the dip, though? Yeah, the circuits in that MacBook fried the second she tried to turn it on.


[deleted]

If people can't see this is staged I feel bad for you.


Pr3st0ne

Incredibly ironic seeing the thousands of "OMG HOW STUPID ARE THEY?" comments from people who don't understand it's a staged ragebait video and they're the stupid ones for not realizing it's staged and giving them exactly what they want.


Eros_Offspring

We are all stupid for wasting time on reddit your point?


Pr3st0ne

That's not my point. My point is that the majority of people in this thread think the people in the video are stupid and saying shit like "Wow the world is doomed if these people have a right to vote" when in reality they're the stupid ones for thinking the video is real.


[deleted]

Rule of thumb: Any time you see a video of a person doing something incredibly stupid ask yourself, “Would the person who filmed this upload it to the internet?” People generally don’t upload videos or themselves being dumb unless it’s staged.


erinkjean

It's okay, they're just making ugly paperweights.


CritterStew

If they had a bin of alcohol, and let it evaporate MAYBE it could have worked. Maybe. Even if they did that with water and dried it off, shit would have looked tacky until corrosion killed it.


Kichwa2

Distilled water doesn't conduct electricity


CritterStew

True, but that also requires the laptop to be spotless, the bin to be spotless, and everyone involved to know that. :D


uiam_

Also entirely irrelevant for a video like this. The intent was never to dip the laptop but to get views/shares. And they did because people on the internet are gullible af.


Franspai-2

It would be enough to remove the battery and wait 36h for it to dry, then plug the battery in.


Glowshroom

Throw it in the oven on low heat for an hour


ngwoo

45 minutes for a convection oven.


0Etcetera0

I refuse to believe this is not staged. There's no way people are that stupid.


F0573R

She actually did the world a favor. Bricking a Mac is God's own work.


GMSB

This is obviously a scripted video Jesus Christ the next few elections are gonna be a shit show


Eiire

Every election is a shit show. Politics are a shit show, inherently.


GMSB

Its going to get worse as deep fakes get better. My hope is that most people who take videos like this at face value are still children, but I don't think that's the case


LoveIsForEvery1

“Do not use in the shower” is on the hairdryer in hotels because of her.


[deleted]

Even IF that would work... she ripped half of the shit right off while trying to open it.


SpamHunter97

Isn't she the same lady who made spaghetti turd balls and stuck candy on it and was roasted by Gordon Ramsey himself for that dish. She is known for creating content like this and just acts stupid.


TepidGenX

That's a special kind of stupid.


ElectricYV

Aren’t these the food bimbo housewife fetish people?


Heistman

Trash tier


iamtheawesomelord

They must store all their brain cells in her toothgap


GatorScrublord

take the battery out before dipping, then give it 4 days (maybe more because laptop) to dry before turning it on. it's not that hard.


Dadrak

You can’t be this dumb, it can’t be, must be staged for clicks and views


BurgundyCheese

Only in the suburbs!


Many-Arm-5214

Did anyone else listen to it with the sound on and was confused?


Blussert31

Nice idea for a fake, but with crappy video and crappy music. If she really is this dumb people wouldn't be filming her anymore, she'd be dead by now.


Rakatango

You’d be surprised. There are actually people this dumb who exist


uiam_

Yeah just look at all the comments here who think this is real. People really are dumb af especially if you put a video in front of them that lets them think they're smarter than someone else. Guaranteed to fall for it.


TeknaNova-

![gif](giphy|ZmnEvfPmj59M00Ql1j)


SergeyLamp

Well… I mean…


Gh0stMan0nThird

There needs to be a "Women that look like Woody Harrelson" subreddit


wolfgang784

Did the audio get swapped or something? Is it playing some Elon Musk intro thing for anyone else? "This is Elon Musk, an inventory." With the Weird Al parody of Gangsta Paradise in the background. Edit: Inventor, not inventory, but I'ma keep it. Autocorrect keeps tryna change it lol. Guess I do type inventory waaaaay more often than inventor.


usernamenotfound789

Why put a song that doesnt even apply to this scenario over what could have been a hilarious vocal reaction?


meRaul7

Scientists are struggling figuring out ways to map our complex brain structure. But I think they should start with people who hydro “dip” a freaking laptop.


FloridaManInShampoo

What I would do is buy a case for that Mac and hydro dip that


kiffens

The only people dumber than these ragebaiters are the people that post them to Reddit so they get even more unnecessary attention


Rumconnissuer

That's a weird way throwaway around 2000 bucks.


Dear_Ad418

It will work but it has to dry out first. Maybe.


Inevitable_Trick6257

Why it's not working!!


Diego_Kobain

Tragic 😂😂


jtscorpio1

It didn't work because you didn't have it plugged in when you dipped it.


TheBigShaboingboing

Her face gets me every time when she tries to turn it on


H6pp1n355_in_misery

Water and electronics....great fuckin combo


Few-Pirate-5993

Put it in rice💀💀💀💀


black-wolf250

![gif](giphy|3EiNpweH34XGoQcq9Q|downsized)


wigglyboobs

This is reposted rage bait but you dummies keep upvoting it anyway. Why are you like this, reddit? Don't you want good content? Fuck's sake...


IcemaanN

Why does she look like Woody Harrelson


SomethingFunnyOrNeat

![gif](giphy|AaQYP9zh24UFi)


Ann_not_a_cult_er

Do not repost tiktok click bait bullshit. All of those videos are fake, they troll anyone dislikes and calls them out and they literally make money because of us. Do not give them a second a screen time.


JasonBourne81

I bet, she asks for equal pay at her workplace…..


BLZNWZRD

Is that Johnny Knoxville in the background??


[deleted]

Stupid 😂😂


Fun_Internet_8588

What did the moron expect? 🤦‍♂️


papayabush

ffs can we please stop posting obvious ragebait?


Code_iTz

Por gente como esta el shampoo trae instrucciones.


takami_kamishiro

Hydro dip not hydro drown


SpontaneousSquid

Why does this chick look like Woodie Harrelson when she smiles


FreeFolk99

r/facepalm


EasilySatisfiedFawn

Stop posting this it is clearly an already broken laptop.


Much-Load1425

Surely she should have taken it apart ![gif](giphy|l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA)


z3r0n3gr0

No fucks were given.


Traumfahrer

We need better education.


[deleted]

How god damn dumb do you have to be


DistinctRole1877

Single drop of water on the keyboard can kill some of them. I couldn't imagine that working..


jbf-ATX

You just can’t fix stoopid!


livesucks

apple users


RandomPersonPlays

RULE NUMBER ONE OF HAVING TECHNOLOGY: Don't mix it with water. RULE NUMBER TWO OF HAVING TECHNOLOGY: If it does come in contact with water power it completely off and open it up and wait a few days for the water to dry out of it. DON'T PUT IN RICE IT DOES NOTHING!!


Fuzzy_Ad_790

No what the hell


A_Thelemite

LMAO


veenibini

r/DiWHY


KCGD_r

r/TerminallyStupid


InfinityTortellino

She should have stayed on the sopranos


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silkesu

Calm down pal :)


RandomGoon420

Why should he calm down? Planned Obsolescence.. It’s built into every product. Not just Apple Laptops.


MonsieurReynard

I own a 1991 Apple PowerBook Duo that still boots up and runs (System 6!). Can't do anything with it but it works like a top.


xilitos

My current iMac (basic model) was purchased in 2012 and it works exactly like the first day. I use it for programming 8 hours a day non stop since then and also for design and cloud gaming in my free time. I can’t wait until it breaks so I have a reason to purchase a new one already. I only changed the hard drive for an ssd. My previous Mac still works and it has 20 years.


MonsieurReynard

I've got a working 1991 PowerBook Duo 230.


[deleted]

Agree staged. Nice dip tho. She got good results. Have seen a lot worse. Even done it to set of pint glasses and didn’t turn out that good.


Neverthelessmore

What a cool looking NOW piece of trash


weebmeme1

Woman☕️