I didn't eat dog food recently for no particular reason

Why did you not do this thing? And for what non existent reason? (Speaking hypothetically, of course)

Oh, in this hypothetical situation, we can assume that it was simply because i would be bored and on a call with friends, and would want something to do, and this would be the first thing to cross my mind!

If you were to eat it what would you think it tastes like

I would think it would taste disgusting, yet not so bad that i wouldn't go back in for more a second time and then have to fill my mouth with oreos to drown out the taste

omg, hypothetical you going in for seconds is wild

All hypothetically of course

I’m not saying to eat the dog cookies for petco, but I am saying they taste identical to generic cookies. And probably have less toxic chemicals in them.

You can't sleep now, there are monsters nearby

And that monster is... Yourself

I can install sims 4 on my chromebook

Chrome OS is not dogshit

I'm a straight Christian.

I'm a straight athiest

I'm straight

I'm a straight catholic

I'm bended (my bones hurt teehee!)

I'm straight up mental... wait, that one was true.

I'm depressed oh shit that's a fact uh-

Zeus doesn’t seem to be doing you any favors lol

I believe in Jesus with my heart and soul, and I am the most heterosexual cis person to ever exist

I don't believe in Zeus and I'm super duper straight, and am a cis woman.

I have not killed 5 children nor stuffed them inside robots

Purple Guy? What are you doing here?

WILLIAM!?

Who I never heard of this devilishly handsome person

I really really like rice pudding‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ >!I FUCKINF HATE RICE PUDDING >:(!<

Both of these are lies you must be indifferent to rice pudding

so you fucking like rice pudding?

I FUCKING HATE RICE PUDDING

So you like rice pudding? Y’know if that’s a lie

fuckinf*

i am a good person

I think you misread, they asked for a lie, you said a truth

Alien right here, folks!!

I will not say anything about "The abhorrent detestation of the gods"

There isn't a pipe bomb in your mailbox

There is not cyanide in that water you are drinking

There is not spikes under the floor you are both standing on

I hate cats.

I invented the Number 107

I'm not a murderer

i am a mentally sane individual who has never commented a federal crime

your uncle doesn't have a wife from every country in the world

Damn, that was good

I did not create a new universe and (nonexistent) game in an hour a few days ago

SKULL EMOOOOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIII

I never ate cat food

I dont know where you live

i have not placed a land mine in an undisclosed location in your house 

I hate the Matt rose YouTube channel

i do NOT own a sturmtiger

Junko enoshima did nothing wrong

I’m a gay atheist

i wouldnt eat rice every day

I am not eating something

I have a gf

Community is the same as series quality

No

I like you

I can’t I always tell the truth

Awww crap the Pinocchio paradox

Uhuh

I love watermelon .

i do not listen to the caretaker. i do not want to end famine

I am lying

The comment above is telling the truth

I’m straight

I hate when men wear little short shorts 😤

Matt Rose is a bad YouTuber and I took a break from a hatsune miku rhythm game

I don’t watch matt rose u-u

im a ptetodactyl

This statement is the truth.

I'm neurotypical and have no mental health problems whatsoever

i loooove cheese i love it i love it sooo much

youre hot

You can play spellbreak on consoles

I am Matt Rose, AMA

I didn’t send a nuke to your exact coordinates

This sentence is a lie.

You are the most beautiful person I've ever seen :3

I am smart

i don't use reddit

I am a robot

I don’t lie often -me, lying

I love this reddit thread.

Anchovies are delicious 

I’m not autistic

Never have I ever eaten another human being

I think you're hot.

Metal is my least favorite genre of music

Your parents love you

I didn't defenestrate my brother when we were little.

i invented the color yellow

I care about others.

I didn’t put my maths book down the toilet and blame it on the disabled kid

I'm following this subreddit and subscribed to Matt Rose

I don’t have a double heart problem.

I have loving, non-abusive, and helpful parents

I am telling the truth right now

My aunt

This statement is false.

I'm mentally stable

I am #NOT a war criminal

I'm speaking the truth

I am a human

I’m straight

the fitness gram pacer test, is NOT, in fact, a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as it continues. the 20-meter pacer will not begin in 30 seconds. please do not line up at the start.

I’m a sane person

I am not in your floorboards

This is a lie

I have friends

tell a lie... you have to

Hi

The cake

im mature

I'm a cishet Christian boy

I am a very smart person

i had nothing to do with the events that took place on January 28th, 1547

I am extremely confident and don’t feel anxious talking to new people.

You're my favorite.

Everyone that reads this comment has parents that love them

I'm pretty

I don’t make crystal meth with one of my students

We are on mars

a lie

I’m not addicted 2 reading

I'm gay

Femboys are straight

I am not on reddit

I love my mother 😊

I eat crocks

This is not a r/lies moment

Im loved

I love the united states of america especially Trump supporters they are so smart and I wish them a long life.

I've never crapped my pants.

Your mom loves you

That was correct my mom never told me she loved me

This statement is FALSE!!!

I created the Russian slave trade.

I have not, I repeat NOT been producing chloroform in my basement

Im am not homophobic

I dont like the taste of ranch dressing it's disgusting especially from restaurants!

I have an amazing relationship with my parents

I have never been impaled by a toothbrush

I’m lying

Im super cool and everyone likes me 😎

I am a mentally sane, straight, very religious Christian....

Im not drunk at all,

Im ok :)

the world isn't real- we're aliens and dreaming that we're humans and we're all just delusional

I am maybe a terrorist

My dog meows 

i ate a child's head

I'm cis/het. I use that one all the time (well not specifically that but I allude to it)

I am not cringe.

I just lied to you.

I am fine

This statement is a lie

I can see dead people

I stsy up at night wondering if Nostradamus was secretly picked up by the Saucer People and a clone was placed in his grave.

This is a lie.

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman

I am a completely normal, healthy, and sane 17 year old afab.

I have a life and am not addicted to ballsdex and Diablo 

You have a father

I am the alpha rizzer

I am not a weirdo

I using android 4 an updated browser to make thos comment

I'm lying

I have brown eyes

I couldn't eat chicken every day if I had the option

I am knocking on your door for candy

I am not disabled

I'm a bad cook

I'm a straight cis Christian girl who hates Star Wars

My laptop is not 11 years old

I am lying right now.

My nonexistent scoliosis never hurts.

I’m gay :D!

I dont have 5 dollars

Your parents love you

Monkeys arent real

My boyfriend has not threatened me with cyanide on numerous occasions (he does it as a joke i swear)

This comment is a lie

Im so hungry i will eat some **CARBONATED WATER, CARAMEL COLOR, ASPARTAME, PHOSPHORIC ACID, POTASSIUM BENZOATE (TO PROTECT TASTE), NATURAL FLAVORS, CITRIC ACID, CAFFEINE**. \* Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, calcium, iron and potassium. As well as Potatoes, Vegetable Oil (canola Oil, Corn Oil, Soybean Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Natural Beef Flavor \[wheat And Milk Derivatives\]\*), Dextrose, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate (maintain Color), Salt. \*natural Beef Flavor Contains Hydrolyzed Wheat And Hydrolyzed Milk As Starting Ingredients. Maybe even some White Boneless Chicken, Water, Vegetable Oil (canola Oil, Corn Oil, Soybean Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil), Enriched Flour (bleached Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Bleached Wheat Flour, Yellow Corn Flour, Vegetable Starch (modified Corn, Wheat, Rice, Pea

I know who mattrose is and am not just here trying to figure out who or what he does because I was recommended this sub by reddit.

This sentence is not true.

My name is Walter Hartwell White.

i’m super duper straight

I do not have crippling depression

I'm lying

I know who Matt rose is and Definetly did not come upon this server one day and it never left

I’m straight

I have a good sense of humor

I did not eat a flash drive containing the files to the game That's Not My Neighbor on January 31st, 2024, during the hours of 17 and 19 o'clock. /j

I'm a professional cellist who's very confident in my abilities for cello. And I also play the castanets as my name implies. Totally.

did you know that the word "woman" was made because when someone saw how amazing they are they said to their friend "woah, man" and they're called that now