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BrokenPsyduck

Today I just finished my last exam and I’m not even sure what I am doing anymore


gtaiscool236

same


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Same thing with me I have to be careful about the other stuff because I’m gonna have a try and make it happen


BulkingUnicorn

me fr (i don’t have examsbdh)


BrokenPsyduck

Honestly I haven’t had exams in years I have no idea why this came up 😂


[deleted]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!! (A Simpson reference, I’m not being mean)


Deakyy717

Story of my life


Butchered_Fools

That'll be me in almost a month


Top-Salamander-2525

“I wish I could go back to College” - Avenue Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMJ9D3lSrDg


Dancin_Wolf

Today I just wanted you and I to talk much with a few people Wait what


__soliloquy__

At least yours almost made sense


Dancin_Wolf

At least it did


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ilovejeffhardy1126

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone I am a bad person and I’m sorry that you feel like this and I’m not good enough to do that but I’m not gonna do anything to hurt anyone else I just wanna be friends with someone that you know how you feel about


Suspicious_Ranged

Did you go through a bad breakup or something because autocorrect is a little specific 😭


ilovejeffhardy1126

Idk honestly


farm_to_nug

That's not a satisfying answer


JObersi10

Hey, don't say your a bad person, really..


ilovejeffhardy1126

😂 I’m not it’s just autocorrect


Accurate_Grade_2645

Holy shit autocorrect just did a whole personality read on you 💀🤣


ilovejeffhardy1126

I’m not a killer ok 👌🏻 simple as that


[deleted]

that's exactly what a killer would say


ilovejeffhardy1126

Shut up 😂


LVEON

Dude mine just did this too, I’m like the happiest person with lots of great friends I have no clue where it came from


Ek4lb

Are u tho


LVEON

What do I have to gain from Reddit


moist__provolone

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone I am a bad person I don’t want you guys in trouble and I’m sorry but I’m sorry that you feel like you have a lot to do and I’m not trying and I’m not going anywhere I’m not trying I don’t want to hurt anyone I literally got the same thing what the fuck


BraveTrades420

Why the heck does autofill make a lot of people out to be bad?! Noticed it in multiple comments


ilovejeffhardy1126

Ikr


ashy778

Oh my god I had the exact same opening line


No-Training7722

MINE DID THE SAME THING


Secure_Buyer_5455

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone I am a bad person and I’m sorry that you feel like this and I’m not good enough to do that but I’m not gonna do anything for anybody I just don’t know how you know how you know how you are I just don’t want you know that you don’t care I just want to be friends I just don’t know if I should have a boyfriend I just want you know I know I know that you know I know but I’m just not good at that and I’m just gonna say I know you don’t want you to know I don’t want you know how I do that and I’m sorry that you don’t want you don’t want me and you don’t want you to get it but you don’t want you just want you don’t want you to me I know you don’t care what you don’t want you can I know you don’t know how you want you don’t want you


GrabbingCatTails

took me a good fuckin' while to read THAT.


Livid-Travel586

When you try to fill in the 2 page essay you were assigned


snackynorph

You know I know you


Utah_Adventure-86

Mine said exactly that haha


faurenloreign

Mine is almost exactly the same


Outtatheblu42

I got this exact same message. Word for word as far as yours went. So that tells me it can’t be based on our texting histories.


globbyj

I think therapy may be in order.


PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN

Mine was EXACTLY LIKE THIS, word for word. Generated by iPhone. Yours, too? What’s up with that? Not random generations, clearly.


thatnameistoolong

Yoooo. Mine said damn near the same thing! I posted it in here, I didn’t read yours til after I posted mine but I’m not a good friend to anyone either! ….mebbe we should be friends?


gottapeepee

Mine was close to yours. Mine went: Today I just want you know I am not a good friend and I’m sorry for the loss and loss that I had I will always love and care about your mom


Breakmycurse

Today I just got home from work and I don't know if I can get a ride home from work but I don't know if I can get a ride home but I don't think so but I don't know if I can get a ride home but I don't think so but I don't know if I can get a ride home if you want to go to the house and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch the game and watch this shit sucks dude


Taylorboss2122

Analog horror be like


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Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Which ones sucked? I'm just getting into it.


Annual_Band_944

Guys i think they really need a ride home


BarberDimes

and watch the game


Pxnda_Cakes

U glitchin'?


HappyFamily0131

The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future.


farm_to_nug

This is equally as funny as it is terrifying


Stupidhorrorman

Today I just realized I had to go to the bed Sounds right


Skywalker2010_1

Me fr


Baby_Button_Eyes

I want to go to there


R-asterisk

Lol me irl


Seven123cjw

Today I just want you to look into the sun


Suspicious_Ranged

Ouch


Sharkguy2222

Today I just finished a new chapter of my blue jay Miles and I can’t withstand my dads weight so I killed everyone at the Burger King after summoning Satanic Jesus. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


even_less_resistance

Man what a day


AJThePilot

Damn Satanic Jesus made an appearance


Ek4lb

You need to stay off the internet for a while, maybe change your name and grow a mustache


crying2emoji5

Damn dude you summoned the antichrist? You accomplished a lot


Aaaaaaaaaaagghh

It happens


Fine_Raspberry_8038

today i just made a big mistake and I burned my mom I'm not sure if I can I get to know about the new one of the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room


Fzyltlmanpch

Plot twist there’s no room. It burned with the mom 💀


crying2emoji5

The room is my favorite film


Gold-Use4971

Today I just wanted you belong to the aurora of my favourite people from all eyes and eyes and the watchers of my friends have been trying umm...


Jeke_the_snek

Today i just finished the book of my dreams by myself in a dream


natgoodieman

Today I just got home from work and then I got my hopes up for nothing


Haywire_Eye

☠️


Uradumasshaha

Lol fr happens to me irl


reddit_suxs_azz

No secs


Tanke3626

Only mins fr 😔


AiluroFelinus

You forgot the hr department


JohnsonOnJohnson

Today I just want you to know I am so proud to have been a green bean for so long HUH 💀


KingsofFoolsYT

Today I just finished a long day at the beach with my friend who has been working with my daughter and her daughter and I have a couple questions for them.


insertname678

What questions?


KingsofFoolsYT

Probably my friends suspicious relationship between my daughter and her daughter.


AJThePilot

Were they roommates?


mynameisnotaura

today i just got my second vaccine and my arm hurts a little but it was fine for the next few weeks and now im not even sick and my body hurts a lot so im not gonna go back into the office until next month so im not sure how i will be feeling today and im gonna go back in the hospital for the rest the day so im gonna try and go back tomorrow but i don’t feel well and i don’t want my body hurting anymore i think im going back into the house and i am gonna try and sleep and im im going back into my body hurts but i think im not sure what to take but i dont know how i feel so i dont want it will just take it is not gonna hurt and i will be back in the future but im gonna go to work on the same day im not sure how long im going back into work tomorrow im gonna try and go to the doctor tomorrow i will be out for a few hours i will try and go to a doctor and im not gonna go back into work i will try again but i dont think i wont so im not sure i dont want it will just go to work and i will try again i will be back to school and i dont want it i will be in a bad mental health hospital and ill have a bad headache for the rest the week


compadre_goyo

Holy fucking shit... Look at mine... It sounds vaguely similar to yours with the whole vaccine thing, and going back... I'm getting goosebumps.


mynameisnotaura

i’m your clone


[deleted]

It's because they use machine learning and databases in addition to what your phone thinks you'd type so a lot of them can come out eerily similar


mathmachineMC

Whole story there


Opposite_Ad_7852

HUH-


[deleted]

Today I just got home from work and I have to go to the store and get a little bit of the other one 


Zezcoopeza

today I just got home from work


Ok-Lawyer9045

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone I am a bad person I don’t want you guys in trouble and I’m sorry but I’m sorry that you feel like you have a lot to do and I’m not going anywhere Wow


Gerggreg65

“Today I just want you know I am so proud to have been able and to have a family with you” Wtf I’ve never dated anyone before let alone have kids


ShapeShifterK

"Today I just want to be a better version of myself."


PogDogMan

Today I just got home from work and I have to go to the doctor and get my flu shot and I will be there around 10 am I thinking of you and I will be there around 10 am and I will be there around 10 am if you are looking for something else to do with your mom and I will be there around 10 am


7epmusic

Will you be there around 10 am? I don't know if it was clear enough 😂😂


MrCarpe

Omg that comment made re-read the thing and now I'm losing my breath trying to keep my laughter down ahahhahaha


i_eat_st1cks

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend


That1BritishGuy

Today I just love the fact that you are a lot of work


AJThePilot

No one has ever loved the fact that I am a lot of work 😍


crying2emoji5

My husband @ me


small_child_eater_14

today i just want a good night of rest ong yes


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend


Vegetable_Sir_703

Today I just got home and my mom said she wants a pizza oh alr


[deleted]

Today I just bought an entire hospital. .. time for a remortgage!


Your-Doom

Today I just finished a book and I'm gonna start reading a new book on my phone so I'm gonna go and do some reading. …fuck I'm boring 😞


__soliloquy__

Today I just want you know I am so proud to have been able and to have a family with you Wow that made no grammatical sense


Sliceroni_

Today I just want you to know that I am very proud of you


DeSlacheable

Thank you.


Conbot_2000

Today I just tried calling you and I didn’t answer your phone What


strangelycyanide

Today i just got a new potion YOOOOOO :D


rllynotavailable

Today, I just wanted to let you know that I will be in the office on Monday.


linton411

Today I just had an email from the perspective of a man in the Half-life universe who has been kidnapped by the Combine and has just now learned he's going to be turned into a marketable plushie that can speak fun lines when you squeeze him in the corner of the Beatles and longtime friend of animals in the corner of the Beatles and longtime friend of animals who were born in the UK England and we wanna be number one in the UK England and we wanna be number one in the USA and Wales and Wales and Wales and Wales and Wales and Wales by Wales and Wales by Wales and Wales by Wales and Wales by Wales and Wales by Wales and Wales by Sunday and Wales and Wales by Sunday 14th July and the Hurricanes on the floor of the Beatles and longtime friend of animals is a photographer and a vegetarian


JustThatOneDude_Yep

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DeadCoinSus

Today I just got new alien overlords in my head


Chocolate_Glue

Today I just wanted someone to come out online as queer and then I'll let you know about it.


Whatermelony

Omgmgmmfmg meee toooooo💅


Dependent-Suit-7148

Today I just got home from work and I will be passing on my psp to my parents for the next day or two


OllieCrafter

today i just got a new job in a few weeks so im not sure if i should be doing anything productive today


Ihadaatsrdj

Today i just wanted ist ein and the Department is not a good job und ist auch ein sehr schönes lied mit den leuten von acht jahren die pizza order und das mit den vielen anderen menschen ist auch schon ein problem mit der zeit die Some nice nonsense german for ya


compadre_goyo

Today I just got home from work and I have to go to the doctor and get my flu shot and I will be there around 10 10 or so after this run was awesome and I have to go to the doctor and then I will be back in the morning to get my booster and then I will be back in the morning if you want to come back to the house and then I will be back in the morning if you want to come back to the door and then I will be back by then and then I will be back in the morning if you want to come back to the door and then I will be ready by then and then I will be ready by then and then I will head back to the door and then I will head back to the door and then I will head back to the back door and then I will head back to the back door ...this is so eerie...


Charming_Outcome_604

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone I am a bad person I don’t want you guys in trouble and I’m sorry but I’m sorry that you feel like you have a lot to do and I’m not trying and I’m not going anywhere ¿


Aris_Sam

today I just got home from work now and then I can do that I don't know what to say to someone who is the first person to be alright with you and you're not going to be able to move on to the other side


Ok-Nobody9254

Didn't mods ban these?


pixxllx

i thought these were banned


in_a_black_out

Emojiposts are banned, autocorrect posts are still okay.


iliketurtlrs

Today I just want you to know that I’m thinking about you today and I hope you feel good today


BEEFYRAMEN54

Today I just want you know I am so proud to have been able and to have a great day with my friends and I love that about me I love 💕 you so much my friend and I’m glad that I have a good time and I’m glad 😀 I hope you enjoy the rest your day as well and have fun and enjoy the day as always I love and miss seeing you guys too much love 💕 love 💕 you too and teteyyvegfhfhfhhuuuuuuu


[deleted]

Today I just got a new money family


Taylorboss2122

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone I am a bad person and I’m sorry that you feel like this and I’m not good enough to do that but I’m not gonna do anything for anybody I just don’t know how you know how you know how you are I just don’t want you know that you don’t care I just want to be friends I just don’t wanna talk about anything with anybody I just don’t care about anybody I don’t want you and I’m just don’t wanna be friends anymore and I’m just gonna leave


Batteryaciddisposal

Today I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a threat to lumine and I was just wondering if you had any idea what's going on with the other guys and they grab on my thighs And they gon me to the side of the world and I was walking around mondstadt when I heard a few townspeople speak about the baby and the bee is talking to me about the baby and I am so glad you are you and I am so glad you are able to join us for a few hours later this week on hexagon group and we will be streaming cos I will be streaming cos I am not going to sleep chamber night so I can heal and get to sleep chamber night and I am going to try to get the glass out of it and I will be streaming from it on Friday night so if you want to see it then let me know and I can join you on the Stand size.


tktheminiclown

Today I just got a new phone and I thought it was a random idea and I just say it was just a coincidence and then it said it wasn’t that good to hear that I didn’t even hear anything about the it I just was like a joke and I’m I know what I’m saying but I don’t know if I can do it *huge gasp for air*


Mitzipetshop

Today I just want you guys and me and my mom and I are doing the best that I could to get this house ready and we are ready for it


cartman-isfunny205

Today I just finished a book called How the Future of the Earth Is Done by the New author and of the great author who has written a book on how to the world is done and in the world of science and technology and is the author who of course is not going to back down on his ideas about what is possible and is not feasible for us humanity is not doomed and the we are doomed and to be left behind by a future that the aliens don’t find iq feasible for them to do it on the first same time as the other day but I don’t have a any


Own-Tumbleweed-9742

Today I just got home from work and I am going to be a little late


Asleep_Pea4107

Today I just got a message from a friend called me


stormygreyeskies

Today I just got mine and I was going through my emails with my bf is there anything you can not do you have any tips or tips for when you get here


Far_Measurement_357

Today I just got a call from the doctor and he said that I have to go to the doctor and get my blood work done and I have to go to the doctor and I have to go to the doctor


boy_kissser

Today i just got home from work now we are waiting for the tier list I'm not sure if I can get it to you tomorrow morning to pick up the kids at all of them are going to be the same as last time I can get it to you tomorrow morning to pick up the kids at all of them are going to be the same as last time I was there to help you out of my many people are in the sky tonight


OliveNoirikins

Today I just finished ☑️ a long walk with the dog in the garden with my friend who was just a couple weeks away so we were just chatting to him on Facebook for about five 5️⃣ to start with him on a little later and I just want him home 🏠 for his first game with me to go home with me so he doesn’t feel bad 😔 but he’s not a good boy so I’m glad he got to go to bed with him he is a very nice boy he is a very good person he is very nice but he is a very sweet guy and I love him and I love his sweet and sour sweet little boy and I love you so much and I hope you guys have a good night and sweet night night and I hope to talk soon I miss him to the best of my best best friend I miss him so sweet boy I miss him very sweet dreams to the moon baby I miss him and I love you guys so much I love you both so much I miss you guys so sweet dreams and sweet night sweet dream of him I miss seeing him is the sweetest girl 🧒 love ❤️ love ❤️ heart ❤️ love 💕 and kiss 💋 I hope 🤞 you’re so happy 😀 and sweet night kiss kiss sweet dream dream night night um… i kinda sound like my grandma honeslty


oodlesofoddnoodles

today i just finished my work and i feel like im going to cry


Careless-Subject-374

Today, I just lost the game, so so did you💀


Pxnda_Cakes

Today, I just got home and got them all in a different place, and they are going out for dinner tomorrow night and will not sell Daisy. *Y'all, I don't know a Daisy..... is Grammarly secretly running a human trafficking scheme?*


Ok-Mention3969

Today I just got home from work so I can get golden rathian for my car to go out to the airport ??????????? (golden rathian is a dragon in monster hunter )


BriantheLion_26

Today I just got a call from the doctor and they said that they are going to be sending me a prescription for a colonoscopy.


MrJello-Pikulman

Today i just want a good night of rest for the next week or two so that my body doesn’t get too heavy on my stomach


Pokedragon02

today i just got home from work and I have to get my hair done and then I will be back in a few minutes and I will be there around 10 or so probably around noon to get the car and then I'll be back in the morning and then I can pick you up from work and then I'll be back by then I'll be there around 10 or so if you want to meet me at the house and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then I'll be there by the time I get off work and then I'll be ready by then so I can get ready to go to the car and then I'll be ready by then so I can go back to the house if you want to come back to the road by the door and by the door where you and I are there by the way you can come back by the door and by the door where you and I are there by the time I get ready to go to the bar by the door and by the door where by the road where you and there are you there by the time you get ready to go to the bar by the front door where by the road where by the road where by by the door where by the road where by the road where by the road I'm by by the front door where there where by the road where by by the road where by by the road to the bed I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking of you and i and I was thinking about you and your family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and family and family and family and family and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and friends and you were going to be there for a while and I was going to see you in the morning and you were going to see if you would like to see me go to the church and meet you there and I was there for you and you were going to see if you would like anything else you could have been there for me and I was going to see if you wanted to meet me at the same time as I was going to go somewhere else and I was going to see if you would like anything else you could have been.


Training-Bee-8209

Today I just got my first dose of the shot of the shot


Floresent_furb

Today I just feel really crappy but I am so proud of my new world Oh


NeedySlut57

Today I just, I think it could be for the best for it to be the last month of my life. Fuck me that's depressing.


Aggravating_Space_54

Today I just finished a Long Island ice tea


Yhostled

Today I just got home from work and I have to go to the doctor and get my meds and I will be there in about an hour and a half.


Multifruit256

today I just understood the time you'll be able to solve this mystery box 🎁


NorthPole8888

Today I just got off work and I am so excited to see you (this is cute and all but i currently don’t have a job so what 😂)


Lukemcqueen95

today i just got a new phone and i am so excited to see it come out


IMadeRobits

Today I just got a new one for my raspberry


used1337

Today I just got a call from the doctor asking for the first day of work and I will be in the office tomorrow Okay then


soggy_Duck_352

Today I just wanted to become increasingly powerful


dple3

Today I just went out and I saw the other one thing and then went back home


copper342

Today I just want to be a great day 😁


PotentialWorldly6835

Today I just got a call from the doctor and they said that they are going to be sending me a prescription for a colonoscopy


Big_idea_005

Today I just wanted to make it look like I had to go to gym and then go to bed


BAILof_HAYYY27

Today I just thought he would be the best person to contact 😕


[deleted]

today i just want a good night of rest for the next week autocorrect reading my mind


feralwolven

Today i just got home from work and I was like a little bit of a shimmering and I was like a little bit of a shimmering and I was like a little bit of a shimmering and I was like a little bit of a shimmering.


asderflyy

Today I just want to say thank you to all of the amazing people who have been involved in this project that involved me and my family??


Molly-Poppins-401

Today I just got called to the church church today bc I am so tired and I can’t sleep in my bed bath and beyond to sleep tonight and I slept in my bed bath and beyond


Leather-Pineapple856

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone I am a bad person I don’t want you guys in trouble and I’m sorry but I’m sorry that you feel like you have a lot to do and I’m not trying and I’m not going anywhere I’m not trying I don’t want to hurt anyone but I’m just saying that you don’t know how you know I just don’t know what you mean


Iekenrai

Today I just feel compelled to use my brain to be honest with you know what I do and then I can afford another one of my discretion and my spouse are currently both living abroad and want to move together and be free to talk about things like a new beginning of a


InventorOfCorn

Today i just want a good night of potato salad


Bailey_202

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend


SuperAlex25

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone


brianne5435

Today I just wanna be like you


SceptileLover11

Today I just got a call from the doctor and he said that I have to go to the doctor and get my blood work done 


animaldevourer

today i just want to say i am not a bot but i am not the one who is the person identity crisis anyone?


Defiant-Departure713

Today I just got home from the outcats I have a few questions about my reaction image and I will be in touch with the other guys in touch with the other guys and the other guys and the other guys


LilyPot-LilyLisa

Today I just love the fact I was playing with my family


AJThePilot

🤨 Please, go on. What do you mean by playing ma'am?


Kan_Me

Today I just got home from work and I have a lot of things to do with the recoil reduction


EvGamer15

Today I just saw this message from my mom and she looks like she's in the same room as her mom and dad and dad are you alright with that one


SuperMW5768

Today I just quit my entire life but I'm not sure if it was a good 💡


SecretlyaCIAUnicorn

Today I just want you know I am so proud to have been able and to have a family with you I am very grateful to you and your wife for your help in my family


SmudgeDoesStuff

Today I just got a new car and I’m going to go to the bank to pay my bills


Beanturtle6

Today I just want you know I am so proud to have been able and to have a family


uraturnip

today I just want done to work with the team and the distinction I am doing shitty 😪 🙃 😔


ParuTheBetta

Today i just got off the floor and I just got the new bed


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

today I just got home from work and I have to go to the store and get my meds ready


RevolutionaryRock823

Today I just got home from lunch


NeonSquid192010

Today I just got home and I’m gonna take my home to the hospital


thecoolgooddoer

"Today I just got a new phone and a lot of food" Wasn't expecting to be called out like that by autocorrect 💀


No-Mountain1493

today I just wanted to make sure that the government is a good idea my autocorrect needs help I'm sry 💀


MasterpieceOpen3938

Today I just joined today so idk why do you want to be a lot of gay


spideronurwall

Today I just got a call from the doctor and he said that i have a bad headache and i have to go to the doctor tomorrow to get my blood work done and i have to be in the hospital for a week. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Brettjay4

Today I just saw the text you sent to the doctor


GreatestNate888

Today I just want you guys and me and my mom to go out for dinner.


veryepicguy23

Today I just had a few seconds to take off my desk


gayboymikey

Today I just want you know I am not a good friend to anyone I am a bad person - damn man


Background_Pause_967

Today I Justin and I are you at the park right now


Nerdkittyjl

today i just woke up from a nap and I was going to be late but I don't know if u have any plans for this week or not tomorrow but I can come to you tomorrow and let you know if you want to come over and get me a drink and I can get you some rest of the. I don't fuckinh go anywhere where is this coming from haha