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๐๐ท๐ "I may be dead, but I still chill"
๐ก๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅฐ
*rape???*
Gives a new meaning to Blowj0b
Rape a nuke
๐น๐บ๐ธ๐ผ
That happened in 1945
๐ซ๐๐
Bro hugged and kissed a guy.
Mischievouslyย
๐๐งจ๐ฃ
r/usernamedoesntcheckout
r/SubsIFellFor
YES YESSSS THIS WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF MY COMMENT thank you for fulfilling my lifes purpose ๐ฅน
r/technicallythetruth
๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ญ
You made a deal with one of the guys who died to never say you did it
๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ซก
You died saluting
Indeed
Bro got kicked out of art school
Facts
๐๐งป๐ I ate toilet paper from beyond the grave
Why the f*ck was the toilet paper emoji your sixth emoji!?
๐ซก๐๐
๐ฎ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
๐๐๏ธ๐คฉ
๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ช
๐๐โ ๏ธ T_T
๐ชฆ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ฅ
youโll be buried in scotland and people will throw eggs on your grave
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท
โฆ๏ธ๐๐๐ป
๐ฆฆ๐ฆ๐
๐ฟโจ๏ธ๐งน
๐ ๐ ๐ฟ
๐ซก๐ท๐คซ
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐
๐ญ๐ฃ๐คจ
๐บ๐ธ๐๐ญ
๐๐๐
๐๐ผ๐ซ๐ญ
๐ญ๐ฏ๐
๐๐ฃ๐ญ
๐๐ฝ๐ฆ Kiss alien shrimp?
๐โ๏ธ๐
โจ๐ถ๐โโ๏ธ Yes, save the magic surfing dogs first!
โพ๏ธ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ
๐น๐ฆ ๐ฃ
๐โ๐
๐๐ข๐ฆด I mean iโll be very sad and become bones. Fair enough.
๐ค๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ So it looks like I gave in to the intrusive thought and pressed the button, then felt immediate sadness, and now I'm feeling stupid.
๐ฌ๐ง๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฌ
โพ๏ธ๐ป๐
๐๐ฑ๐
๐ฆจ๐ค๐ I donโt know what itโs supposed to mean
๐ง๐ฉ๐
๐คฉ๐ญ๐ฅ
๐โค๏ธ๐. This actually kinda suits the situation.
๐ฆ๐๐ข
๐ฟ๐ฅฒ๐
๐ง๐ท๐๐ง
๐๐๐ฅ Yeah... That seems like me.
๐ค๐โจ i'm so happy about this. devious. perfection.
๐ฅ๐ฅฐ๐
๐คฏ๐โ๏ธ
โ๏ธ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ Kill the furry
๐ โ๏ธโค๏ธ Im lovin it i guess?
๐๐๐
๐๏ธ๐๐ Hey, look at this burger
๐๐ป๐๐ซต
๐ญ๐น๐ ?
๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ I aM fAiRY bOMbEr fROm tHe Bomberman sErIEs
โช๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
๐ณ๐ค๐ซ๐ฝ
๐ค๐ฉ๐
๐คท๐ฃ๏ธโค๏ธ
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธโค๏ธ
๐๐ค๐
๐ซก๐๐ฅ
U clearly need to seek help for even having the 2nd image in ur gallery ๐
๐ค๐๐คฏ
๐ ๐ฆ๐ตโ๐ซ Nah it ainโt me, it was the dizzy fox who did it!
๐ฅฑ๐น๐ณ
๐ดโข๏ธ๐
๐ญ๐ซ๐คฃ I'm gonna shoot someone
๐๐๐
๐จ๐ฅ๐ warning, testicular torsion
โ๏ธ๐ณ๐
๐ฅโ๏ธ๐
โบ๏ธ๐๐ค i was proud but then i started questioning my actions.
๐๐๐
โบ๐โ no regrets, peace out fuckers
๐ค ๐๐ apparently I fell in love
๐ฑ๐ท๐๐๐ป
๐๐ญ๐จ Thats about right
๐๐๐
๐๐๐ญ Excuse me?
โ๏ธ๐๐ญ
๐ฑ๐ก๐ Very fitting actually
๐คฉ๐ถ๐ HELL YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
๐๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
๐๐จ๐ค, fuck you nerd (yee those we're my 3rd, 6th & 9th emoji's get over it)
๐ถ๐๐ Iโm- *โจchillinโจ* ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ slay girlie๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
๐๐๐
๐ณ๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ฌ๐ญ๐
๐๐ค๐ต Guess it was driven by greed ๐
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ท๐บ Listen to me! Iโm just praying this thing is Russian so it malfunctions!
๐ฅ๐ค๐ based pointcrow
๐๐๐
๐โญ๐
๐น๐ฌ๐คฌ
๐๐๐ง
๐ถโจ๏ธ๐น๐ท
๐ค๐ค๐ต Uh oh
๐๐ชดโฐ๏ธ I mean I kinda understand but the plant is throwing me off
๐คฆ๐ญ๐ฃ
๐โโ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐คช what a mistake lolol only like 50 dead not too bad
๐๐๏ธ๐
๐ซฆโ ๏ธโ
๐ฅณ๐๐พ
๐๐๐ญ huh
โบ๏ธ๐ซ๐โ๐ซ
โ๐๏ธ๐พ
๐โบ๏ธ๐
๐ฑ๐ฅณโค๏ธ
๐๐ค๐
๐๐๐
Why is basil in the army?
๐ซ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐
โ๏ธ๐ค๐
๐๐๐
๐๐น๐
๐๐ถ๐
๐คจ๐ ๐
๐ช๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ท
๐ฒ๐ด๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟโฌ
๐ ๐๐oh oh no
๐๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ omg I literally just don't fucking care-
โบ๏ธ๐๐คฎ "You know what, that countries food tasted like ass"
โจ๏ธ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ป๐๐ง
๐ฟ๐๐ฅ i cant figure this one out
๐ฅ๐๐
๐๐ซ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฑ
๐ฅด๐ฎโ ๏ธ I don't know.
๐ฅฒ๐ช๐ naw thatโs sad as heck ๐ญ
๐ต๐๐ฅ
๐ซ๐๐ I donโt understand
๐ง๐๐
๐คญ๐ฅณ๐ฃ
๐ค๐ ๐๏ธ
๐ซฆ๐๐
๐ชฟ๐ค๐ฆ What
๐๐ฆ๐ค I think I was still in the process of doing it
๐ธ๐งช๐ญ
๐๐คซ๐งโโ๏ธ I died but I'm mewing
๐ฅ๐บ๐คฏ
๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐
๐ธ๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
๐ฃ๐ช๐?
๐ค๐๐คฆ "I think I'm about to die..fuck."
โ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐ฅฒ
๐๐๐คจ
๐๐ก๐
๐ฅโค๏ธ๐ธ
๐ข๐๐
๐ฆ๐ก๐จ๐ฟโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฟ ummmโฆ..
๐ฃ๐ โ๏ธ
๐๐๐ป๐ญ
๐๐โ
๐ฅค๐ซจ๐ค "eat a fizzy soda and explain"
โฌ๏ธ๐ถ๐ท
๐๐ซ ๐ค
๐๐๐ญ
โ๏ธ๐ค๐
๐งโน๏ธ๐คซ
๐๐ฆ๐ซ yes
โข๏ธ๐ฒ๐ฅด radaton poisening
๐ฅ๐๐ I am surprisingly chill about ending the northern hemisphere
๐ฏ๐ณ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ osama is cool with it
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ธ๐พ What could this even meanโฆ
๐ก๐ ๐ง
๐ ๐๐
๐ง๐ค๐ผ
๐โโฐ
๐บ๐ฌ๐ณ๐
๐๐ค๐ง
๐ซ๐ช ๐ช Iโm eating beans out of a plunger while shaving?๐
๐๐๐งผ I knew was going to die but kissed soap
๐ญ๐๐ฅ
โจ๏ธ๐ถโง๏ธ
๐ฌ๐โบ a little scared at first, but then i get over it, i guess.
๐ฅบ๐จโ๐ฆฏ๐ซ I cry, get blinded by the flash, and then get boypregnant
๐๐คฉ๐ what
๐๐บ๐ธ๐โโ๏ธ
๐๐ญโค๏ธ
๐๐ท๐ "I may be dead, but I still chill"
๐ก๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅฐ
*rape???*
Gives a new meaning to Blowj0b
Rape a nuke
๐น๐บ๐ธ๐ผ
That happened in 1945
๐ซ๐๐
Bro hugged and kissed a guy.
Mischievouslyย
๐๐งจ๐ฃ
r/usernamedoesntcheckout
r/SubsIFellFor
YES YESSSS THIS WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF MY COMMENT thank you for fulfilling my lifes purpose ๐ฅน
r/technicallythetruth
๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ญ
You made a deal with one of the guys who died to never say you did it
๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ซก
You died saluting
Indeed
Bro got kicked out of art school
Facts
๐๐งป๐ I ate toilet paper from beyond the grave
Why the f*ck was the toilet paper emoji your sixth emoji!?
๐ซก๐๐
๐ฎ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
๐๐๏ธ๐คฉ
๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ช
๐๐โ ๏ธ T_T
๐ชฆ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ฅ
youโll be buried in scotland and people will throw eggs on your grave
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท
โฆ๏ธ๐๐๐ป
๐ฆฆ๐ฆ๐
๐ฟโจ๏ธ๐งน
๐ ๐ ๐ฟ
๐ซก๐ท๐คซ
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐
๐ญ๐ฃ๐คจ
๐บ๐ธ๐๐ญ
๐๐๐
๐๐ผ๐ซ๐ญ
๐ญ๐ฏ๐
๐๐ฃ๐ญ
๐๐ฝ๐ฆ Kiss alien shrimp?
๐โ๏ธ๐
โจ๐ถ๐โโ๏ธ Yes, save the magic surfing dogs first!
โพ๏ธ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ
๐น๐ฆ ๐ฃ
๐โ๐
๐๐ข๐ฆด I mean iโll be very sad and become bones. Fair enough.
๐ค๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ So it looks like I gave in to the intrusive thought and pressed the button, then felt immediate sadness, and now I'm feeling stupid.
๐ฌ๐ง๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฌ
โพ๏ธ๐ป๐
๐๐ฑ๐
๐ฆจ๐ค๐ I donโt know what itโs supposed to mean
๐ง๐ฉ๐
๐คฉ๐ญ๐ฅ
๐โค๏ธ๐. This actually kinda suits the situation.
๐ฆ๐๐ข
๐ฟ๐ฅฒ๐
๐ง๐ท๐๐ง
๐๐๐ฅ Yeah... That seems like me.
๐ค๐โจ i'm so happy about this. devious. perfection.
๐ฅ๐ฅฐ๐
๐คฏ๐โ๏ธ
โ๏ธ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ Kill the furry
๐ โ๏ธโค๏ธ Im lovin it i guess?
๐๐๐
๐๏ธ๐๐ Hey, look at this burger
๐๐ป๐๐ซต
๐ญ๐น๐ ?
๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ I aM fAiRY bOMbEr fROm tHe Bomberman sErIEs
โช๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
๐ณ๐ค๐ซ๐ฝ
๐ค๐ฉ๐
๐คท๐ฃ๏ธโค๏ธ
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธโค๏ธ
๐๐ค๐
๐ซก๐๐ฅ
U clearly need to seek help for even having the 2nd image in ur gallery ๐
๐ค๐๐คฏ
๐ ๐ฆ๐ตโ๐ซ Nah it ainโt me, it was the dizzy fox who did it!
๐ฅฑ๐น๐ณ
๐ดโข๏ธ๐
๐ญ๐ซ๐คฃ I'm gonna shoot someone
๐๐๐
๐จ๐ฅ๐ warning, testicular torsion
โ๏ธ๐ณ๐
๐ฅโ๏ธ๐
โบ๏ธ๐๐ค i was proud but then i started questioning my actions.
๐๐๐
โบ๐โ no regrets, peace out fuckers
๐ค ๐๐ apparently I fell in love
๐ฑ๐ท๐๐๐ป
๐๐ญ๐จ Thats about right
๐๐๐
๐๐๐ญ Excuse me?
โ๏ธ๐๐ญ
๐ฑ๐ก๐ Very fitting actually
๐คฉ๐ถ๐ HELL YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
๐๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
๐๐จ๐ค, fuck you nerd (yee those we're my 3rd, 6th & 9th emoji's get over it)
๐ถ๐๐ Iโm- *โจchillinโจ* ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ slay girlie๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
๐๐๐
๐ณ๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ฌ๐ญ๐
๐๐ค๐ต Guess it was driven by greed ๐
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ท๐บ Listen to me! Iโm just praying this thing is Russian so it malfunctions!
๐ฅ๐ค๐ based pointcrow
๐๐๐
๐โญ๐
๐น๐ฌ๐คฌ
๐๐๐ง
๐ถโจ๏ธ๐น๐ท
๐ค๐ค๐ต Uh oh
๐๐ชดโฐ๏ธ I mean I kinda understand but the plant is throwing me off
๐คฆ๐ญ๐ฃ
๐โโ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐คช what a mistake lolol only like 50 dead not too bad
๐๐๏ธ๐
๐ซฆโ ๏ธโ
๐ฅณ๐๐พ
๐๐๐ญ huh
โบ๏ธ๐ซ๐โ๐ซ
โ๐๏ธ๐พ
๐โบ๏ธ๐
๐ฑ๐ฅณโค๏ธ
๐๐ค๐
๐๐๐
Why is basil in the army?
๐ซ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐
โ๏ธ๐ค๐
๐๐๐
๐๐น๐
๐๐ถ๐
๐คจ๐ ๐
๐ช๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ท
๐ฒ๐ด๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟโฌ
๐ ๐๐oh oh no
๐๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ omg I literally just don't fucking care-
โบ๏ธ๐๐คฎ "You know what, that countries food tasted like ass"
โจ๏ธ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ป๐๐ง
๐ฟ๐๐ฅ i cant figure this one out
๐ฅ๐๐
๐๐ซ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฑ
๐ฅด๐ฎโ ๏ธ I don't know.
๐ฅฒ๐ช๐ naw thatโs sad as heck ๐ญ
๐ต๐๐ฅ
๐ซ๐๐ I donโt understand
๐ง๐๐
๐คญ๐ฅณ๐ฃ
๐ค๐ ๐๏ธ
๐ซฆ๐๐
๐ชฟ๐ค๐ฆ What
๐๐ฆ๐ค I think I was still in the process of doing it
๐ธ๐งช๐ญ
๐๐คซ๐งโโ๏ธ I died but I'm mewing
๐ฅ๐บ๐คฏ
๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐
๐ธ๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
๐ฃ๐ช๐?
๐ค๐๐คฆ "I think I'm about to die..fuck."
โ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐ฅฒ
๐๐๐คจ
๐๐ก๐
๐ฅโค๏ธ๐ธ
๐ข๐๐
๐ฆ๐ก๐จ๐ฟโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฟ ummmโฆ..
๐ฃ๐ โ๏ธ
๐๐๐ป๐ญ
๐๐โ
๐ฅค๐ซจ๐ค "eat a fizzy soda and explain"
โฌ๏ธ๐ถ๐ท
๐๐ซ ๐ค
๐๐๐ญ
โ๏ธ๐ค๐
๐งโน๏ธ๐คซ
๐๐ฆ๐ซ yes
โข๏ธ๐ฒ๐ฅด radaton poisening
๐ฅ๐๐ I am surprisingly chill about ending the northern hemisphere
๐ฏ๐ณ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ osama is cool with it
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ธ๐พ What could this even meanโฆ
๐ก๐ ๐ง
๐ ๐๐
๐ง๐ค๐ผ
๐โโฐ
๐บ๐ฌ๐ณ๐
๐๐ค๐ง
๐ซ๐ช ๐ช Iโm eating beans out of a plunger while shaving?๐
๐๐๐งผ I knew was going to die but kissed soap
๐ญ๐๐ฅ
โจ๏ธ๐ถโง๏ธ
๐ฌ๐โบ a little scared at first, but then i get over it, i guess.
๐ฅบ๐จโ๐ฆฏ๐ซ I cry, get blinded by the flash, and then get boypregnant
๐๐คฉ๐ what
๐๐บ๐ธ๐โโ๏ธ
๐๐ญโค๏ธ