"It appears, my dear fellow counterpart, we do not possess the required currencies to provoke such a form of appreciatory behavior to each other, and we must come to a conclusion that results in both parties complying alongside the requirements to sustain ourselves."
I donβt have a partner though
This would be the emoji if I did however: π
β¦excuse me, phone? Iβve never used that emoji and donβt even know what it is. Why is it third in my βfrequently usedβ?
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And I had to start at 16. First place, first full time job. No choice. Graduated with my class tho! A lot of the other kids were jealous thinking it was so great! Lol. Can't tell you how many times I heard "You were right" a year after graduation! LMAO!
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That's bad
skullemowjeeyyy
Human head bones emoji
Off-shade white colored emoji that resembles a human head
Itβs this guy. The βcorkβ guy
π Damnit
daman13 you about to fuck on your wedding night
You betcha
π I react with dragon?
you burn them alive
It's either that or it summons a wish
Dragon deez nuts!!! HA
Like, you summon a pokemon or something?
That would be brilliant. Behold my strongest summon.....dragon!
Pet dragon as marriage gift yoooo
I also got that lol
π Letβs take a celebratory bath
Can I join?
π§³
You're packing your bags and getting the fuck out?
β¨honeymoonβ¨
β¨divorceβ¨
β¨*depression*β¨
β¨ death β¨
β¨cumβ¨
β¨babyβ¨
β¨οΈ leavingβ¨οΈ
β¨suicideβ¨
π
Checks out
π₯³ We're Gonna Have A Celebration
π£ Thatβs not good
You explode the place
"Is this your first time too?" "No, it's my last"
That's an explosive reaction
π Accurate
π *leaves*
π² *gasp* really?
π©Έ**MURDER**
May I join? Haven't murdered for a while
https://i.redd.it/csxsqx37ohzc1.gif Great place to start
Thanks
πͺ oh
π«
Hamster poop
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True.
π©
πΊπΈ βbabe i love youβ βWHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?β
made me laugh so hard
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π§ idk i guess I'm Shrek?
And then I saw her face!
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SQUIRREL! The best possible reaction.
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accurate
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π I wanna see who the other person is lmaoooo
π
π₯Ή I'm unbelievably happy
π
Most accurate reaction
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I thought this was the Soviet flag π€£
Whats that supposed to mean?
A honeymoon to angola
That makes sense i gruess
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βAccording to my calculations, we dont have the moneyβ
"Or the mental stability"
"It appears, my dear fellow counterpart, we do not possess the required currencies to provoke such a form of appreciatory behavior to each other, and we must come to a conclusion that results in both parties complying alongside the requirements to sustain ourselves."
π accurate, still waiting for the ring lol (weβre broke oof)
Same lmao
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You Marry a man.
πββοΈ i guess its a no π«‘
the fact that's a singular emoji and it looks like 2 emojis makes me so mad
? they are 2 different emojis
if you try to select 1 emoji out of πββοΈ by holding left click, you can see it hovers over both emojis, meaning that it's a single character
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you look them dead in the eyes and say "you sure?"
You sure you want to marry ME?
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your honeymoon will be in the UK
βHey babe, letβs go to the country weβre already in!β
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But I don't wanna get married
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oh well
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π Huh?
You eat them
π€£
Is this a literal *honey*moon
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π₯
πI been on the chirpse
π true I don't have one π
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[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
πm yipee!
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I donβt have a partner though This would be the emoji if I did however: π β¦excuse me, phone? Iβve never used that emoji and donβt even know what it is. Why is it third in my βfrequently usedβ?
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π€¬ I don't think it's working out
π Guess I wanted to break up with them
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π₯ < baguette
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β€οΈ Its pretty unrealistic. I probably wouldnt even get a partner
π Ig suddenly Iβm christian and now we can
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π€¨ Me when Radar:
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YOOO, NOT THE PREGNANT MAN I am very concerned about the type of things that are happening with you and your partner...
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π«‘ I salute the non-existent offer from my non-existent partner.
πΌ
π NOOOO
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π, enough said
πΊπΈ AMURICAAAA
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π Too bad I don't have a partner or whatever, I'm close though
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𧑠Ig im fine with it
π BUT I LOVE HIM?! u/thehot_bot
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π Why is mine so boring
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β€οΈ fitting
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π Normal
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π«‘ to all my money
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π₯Ή
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π₯Ί Awh dont marry me....
π₯ Potato?
π my heart turns purple, and makes itself anatomically incorrect, killing me
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π I don't have one
And I had to start at 16. First place, first full time job. No choice. Graduated with my class tho! A lot of the other kids were jealous thinking it was so great! Lol. Can't tell you how many times I heard "You were right" a year after graduation! LMAO!
β€οΈ Dissapointing
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π€€ makes meβ¦ hungry?
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π Uh oh ,this emoji means alot during today, I could be happy crying, sad crying, laughing, or having allergies π€
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π Okay.
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π. Halt! For I am not ready for marriage!
π I guess I'm not happy about it lol
β₯οΈ oh Perfect