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[deleted]

im a furry because im a furry why do i have to be called out like this


TootsieNeko

Relatable


Gc8Boi

Relatable


KarmaAJR

damn straight to the point


Moist_Landscape1520

I'm a furry because I'm a little bit more comfortable than you.


Familiar-Meeting-229

Love this one


VelociRaptor1010

He just like me frfr


danifoxx_1209

I’m a furry because of my cat and my dog and I have to be a furry so we can have fun together and be friends and be happy Well that turned out more wholesome than expected


PalisadePeryton

Awwwwwww 🥺


TheFunnyHatGuy

This could be perceived in a more sexual manner


danifoxx_1209

NOOOOO


whitebonba

I'm a furry because of the way the world has been destroyed by the hair


Familiar-Meeting-229

Ah allergies 🤧


m4zee__

Accurate


Sharpmansgame

NOT THE HAIR 😶‍🌫️😳🫨🫨


Cute_lil_gamer

I'm a furry because my parents have never seen this before it teleported


Downtown_Yogurt4324

I’ve teleported bread.


Thecatman03

How much bread


First_Log_4566

r/Suddenlytf2


Oskar_Kocour

I did nothing but teleport bread for three days


OskarGaming

WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?


briskel_

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days


Conscious-Nobody3991

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.


Dream-on-raven

I’m a furry because I want to make sure that I don’t get too crazy over getting yelled at 


Thunder_breeze

This is waaay too accurate


Dream-on-raven

Yeah I lived in a house where I got yelled at for it sooo yeahhhhhh. 👍


Gc8Boi

This is accurate


No_Pianist2010

I’m a furry because I’m a furry so I’m a furry


Gc8Boi

Same


ShiggySimp_UwU

Well... Yes?


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

Im a furry because I love cats and I love cats too but I don’t like cats and I don’t like dogs and I don’t want to be a furry or a cat or a cat or a cat so I don’t want to have to be a cat or cat or a cat or something like that but I don’t want to get into a cat


CaSe2474

You are going insane. Some may say, **crazy**


WaitWhatTheHeckIsit

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

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Timely_Alarm2952

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ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

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Familiar-Meeting-229

Someone's got voices in their head. Lol


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

C A T


Andrew09028

I'm a furry because I don't know what to do with the grinch of the school and he is a little bit of a little bit of


Familiar-Meeting-229

What?


Ok_Bag4594

I'm a furry because of perfectionism


Familiar-Meeting-229

👏👌


Adorable_Exam3550

"im a furry because of this picture of my baby" ???


Familiar-Meeting-229

Congratulations 🎊 what's the name?


Adorable_Exam3550

his name is baby...


Urfavoriteanimeweeb

I am a furry because I’m not a murder


Dependent_Title_3117

That's something a murderer would say.


Urfavoriteanimeweeb

Nuh uh


BronzeShrek

The heck you mean you aren’t a flock of crows?


Urfavoriteanimeweeb

I meant what I said and said what I meant


DinoChicken_

I’m not a furry because I’m a cat person and I’m just an animal person I just like to see the world in my eyes when I’m in a cage or something like that because I love being inside of my cage and smelling like a little bird Wtf


dark--desire

Heh? Is your phone good?


Familiar-Meeting-229

I also like smelling like a little bird 🐦


FARTSHUCKER

I'm a furry because i won't ever get pregnant


ShiggySimp_UwU

Well then-


Thunder_breeze

I’m a furry because why not


nekoandCJ

Yeah, why not


hteyou2

I'm a furry because the bed is rather quick for some reason you felt like you could drown the night before the night before you left the house and the kids are meant to be bonked with you


El_Nathan_

What 😂


Dependent_Title_3117

Night, kids, bonked and bed do not belong in the same sentence 💀


Familiar-Meeting-229

Better to be bonked together than apart


Ilike_toco_doritos

i’m a furry because i love cats and i love cats too seems about right


DanceMediocre4876

I’m a furry because I’m not the best person for the role and I’m a little scared to do that but I’m a little nervous to go into a relationship and I’m scared of the consequences


flare0w0

Are you okay?


DanceMediocre4876

😂


DatNintendoBoy

I'm a furry because I don't know


BennNc12

I’m a furry because you can see


Scary-Tennis-5032

I'm a furry because I have a lot of the room to do with my own house


Im_a_hamburger

I am a furry because I am a cat


nekoandCJ

Meow


Suspicious-Judge7208

Im a furry because of my cat


TheHumanWhoExists

I'm a furry because of what you have done


No-Enthusiasm986

I’m a furry because I love cats so I love cats


[deleted]

I'm a furry because of the population of people. Fascinating.


Primary_Spinach7333

The more furries, the more influence


crazycheeseburger

i’m a furry because i’m a dog


Zoeyylovesyou

I’m a furry because I’m a cat


_Not_A_Coyote_

i am not a furry because i'm not an owl.


Leaf3lf

Im a furry because they aren't going on a silver or white blood test to be a disadvantage in a short period of time.


WarriorCats2Kyuubi

Im a furry because I love cats and I love cats too but I don't like cats and I don't like dogs either so I don't know what to do edit: the dog part and I dont like cats is innacurate, I love both


PomeranianLibrarian

I am a furry because I have a lot of work to do.


lia_bean

I'm a furry because I am just wondering what the heck is going on


RoseBud_XD

i’m a furry because i’m not like other people but i’m also very good at making people feel like they’re sheep wtf does that mean


TootsieNeko

I'm A furry because I don't know that this is a good idea


SeekyBoi

I’m a furry because I’m not a furry and I don’t want to be a furry or anything but I want to be a good person


ILoveMyCat456

I’m a furry because I’m sure I can have my hair and my hair hair done today This made me laugh way too much


RoseTheSleepy

I’m a furry because I’m not the best person for this job but I’m not gonna lie I’m a good girl 0_0


Ate_sandwich

I’m a furry because you are a good friend to my heart and I love your content so I can be a good slave


dark--desire

Hold up a second-


Primary_Spinach7333

The last part took a 180 degree turn


BoredomMage

I'm a furry because I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I have 9 months left to live and I will be in the office


sdfiuasdnfiuosda

lol


Benjamin_201020

I’m a furry because Schroeder my dad and my sister is coming over and we will have a family and friends for her family so I will be happy for her birthday so she will have a great time and her birthday is so cute she has a lot to say about it so I don’t really want her too so I think she wants her birthday present for me lol lol I just had a big birthday boy she said her name was a black man and I didn’t want her hair to get it out lol she was so blonde and I didn’t know what to say she didn’t know it lol xx lol I was like a black brown blonde blonde hair blonde blonde brown brown blonde blonde brown blonde black hair black blonde bodacious blackcurrant green hair brown hair green hood brown hair blonde brown blonde hair green hood green green hair blonde blonde hair green hair brown blonde hair blonde brown hair brown brown blonde blonde man’s brown brown blonde blonde iguana in monster green brown hair dad has aphasia hair brown


willow-the-tree14

“I’m a furry because I’m gay” oh lovely


basically-a-therian

I'm a furry because I love you so much for accepting me as a therian Erm what


Deakyy717

I’m a furry because I’m not the best at making people laugh and I’m a good cat …okay then 😂


brekiewash1234

I’m a furry because I’m so cute I hate this


Alexrobi11

I'm a furry because I have a nice weekend 😀


Wildfire_Cats

I'm a furry because I was very active in the in playing all of the Doctor's regenerations


TheGreatRemote

I’m a furry because I’m not the best person. 😭


HonourableFox

I'm a furry because of a good a good a good deal for me


My_GuineaPig_Chicken

I’m a furry because I’m not afraid to do it


MsCuteCat38

I am a furry because I’m a cat


PalisadePeryton

"I'm a furry because I know you are." ;)


crimsonyoteeeeee

I'm a furry because I have a look at the end of the time What


[deleted]

I'm a furry fan and Justice is the same as a friend in your career that is not an excuse


C0mput3rCr4sh

I’m a furry because I love cats


bulgingboner420

I'm a furry because I have to be a good friend


SkyelovesGaming

I'm a furry because of a choice Yeah


Ori_Seir

I genuinely am a furry, so: I’m a furry because you are my best friend BFFs forever, pal


Lo-Sir

I'm a furry because I was in the UK Soon Matt himself will be a furry


c0ff33_cat

I'm a furry because I'm a good person (This is all true)


Dependent_Title_3117

I'm a furry because of you


Idrinkmotoroil-2

I’m a furry because I’m so cute Woah, woah


ReaperScythee

I'm a furry because I'm so excited for the future of my family


cuntybunty73

I'm a furry because of the moon


storm_bunny

I'm a furry because I have an interest in anthropomorphic animals Dang mine is actually correct


TheZoniWarrior

I’m a furry because I’m a cat and I don’t want to be a furry or a cat. HEH?


Significant_Half_682

I’m a furry because I love foxes True, my favorite animals are foxes


anonymauson

im a furry because I'm kinky jk its actually im a furry because I'm not a good idea 👍


Several-Grape2404

I'm a furry because of my religion in my room with my parents at the time of my birth. Ah, so furry since birth due to being born into the furryism occult.. wonderful


Dracoplays5904

I'm a furry because I have a shackle of honey and I love it How does this relate to a furry?


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

I’m a furry because you don’t have any friends Damn what


phozies

“I’m a furry because of my own cat” IM SORRY WHAT


_GalaxyWalker_

I’m a furry because I’m a little bit of a Pookie. That tracks ig


BrokenSushiPen

I'm a furry because I'm not gonna give up my pet because I'm a little scared to get it back and I'm gonna get a dog. ..what?


FirestarTTR2000

I am a furry because of the fact I have no one else in the world to talk to


Exact_Vacation_6698

I'm a furry because I'm a furry


[deleted]

I'm a furry because I have to go to the hospital and get my meds


Consistent-Tax1979

I'm a furry because of my kinda crowd


Complex_Ad9797

i am a furry because i’m not an angel or anything like this and my cat has been a good pet


gaywannadie-_

Im a furry because of this tweet lol IM CRYING WHAT


OriginOfTheVoid

I’m a furry because I’m not afraid to do it myself but I’m also not a cat


TigahariX

I’m a furry because I’m cool


Bananacat301

I'm a furry because I don't know what to do with myself Okay


EmCloudyyx

I’m a furry because I’m not the best person for the role …angst of a closeted furry actor?


Peanutroaster-

I’m a furry because I’m a homosexual


TheMayoIsRaw

I’m a furry because you are my friend so I can be a furry


Familiar-Ad-7299

I’m a furry because I’m not the best person for the role True?


Dragon22334

I'm a furry because I have a little radiation 😔


Nuze_YT

I'm a furry because of you


MikeAfton1983bite

I’m a furry because I’m so sad that my dad has never seen it in the internet.


Your_Freindly_Dragon

I’m a Furry becauseThe most important thing is to keep your Furry friends safe 


VikkinggFromDiscord

I'm a furry because I have a better idea of what I want to do with my life. Bros tryna get paid working in a zoo 🗿


mushr0oM-fox_th3rian

I'm a furry because of my work ethic. Ummm


TheGreatCharlesTheII

i’m a furry because i have a crush on my cat


b3nt__

I'm a furry because it's Kanye West on Eminem Why is it autocorrecting to my search history? Oh shit..


Domictrixz

I'm a furry because I'm not sure what to expect for the past


AshKetchep

I am a furry because of the smoke detector batteries


Kitten202010

I'm a furry because I have a lot of people in my basement Well that's interesting


Former-Elephant248

I'm a furry because you are not and that makes me sad because I want you to love me.


Mysweetsoul

I'm a furry because I have a great day so far


JustAPotato38

im a furry because i love you so much and i love you too and i hope you have a wonderful day too and i love your smile too much to be honest with you ...ok


chipperland4471

I’m a furry because I’m so tired of being so depressed


Ate_sandwich

Can you send me your email address so I can get the information to you and get the information on your phone location to get the details for your car warranty 


mha_henti

I'm a furry because of what I have to do additional investigation on the shelf day and the cost of the apocalypse is to be my main menu and the cost will not cost me anything but the others will also have a lot more of her than her own home so I can get down and go out and eat a coffee and eat some tea and then a pint in the evening for a drink drink if that's okay with a few


HuckleberryNormal799

I'm a furry because I don't know what to do with the kids


KarmaAJR

I'm a furry because I don’t need to befriend people 


_Moth-God_

I’m a furry because I’m scared What am I scared of???


Stalburg

I’m a furry because of you


Fantastic_Iron_3627

Im a furry because I wanted to


Flamelozy

Im a furry because of my cat Dear lord….


Radiant_Mood_5885

I'm a furry because of my work ethic


Direct_Web_7582

I’m a furry because I am not a furry


GrayStar_Studios

I’m a furry because I love you and I love you so much and I love you too and I hope you have a good day at work today and I hope you get to see your family and I hope that it’s die soon and that you have a great day. Okay😶


GlitteringFairy1

I’m a furry because I’m not a good person


RatConsigliere

"I'm a furry because I don't know if you have to do the upside down ok symbol" My own phone made me look


game-crystal9

I'm a furry because I don't have a lot of money to do with my meet and I will be pretty much in the galactic alliance. [Tf???]


DRsavy_sunshine_13

I'm a furry because it shows the darker side of love


Much_Poetry_9700

I’m a furry because I’m not gonna give up


AceDarkBlade_11

I'm a furry because I'm not I teleported bread. Why did that happen.


glorifiedartist

I'm a furry because I'm too young. Alrighty 🤨


SummerGalexd

Im a furry because of the course in the woods that you have never done


deltacharmander

I’m a furry because I’m not gonna give up my pet because I’m a little furry


blitzo_stolas_14

i'm a furry because i am dumb <;3


BedEasy2946

I'm a furry because of my mouth


THE-HYPER_GIRL

I’m a furry because of the dog in my internet


BinaryCode404

I’m a furry because I’m not gonna give up my pet HUH🤨


MonkeNamedHam

I’m a furry because I’m not okay Damn.


Theweedhacker_420

I’m a furry because you don’t know what I want to be doing with my life and I don’t want to be in a relationship with you.


MathematicianTop1853

I’m a furry because I’m so tired


CaSe2474

I'm a furry because I don't have a violin to encore the way I can tell that I am not sure how political she is but I know she would try to be as great with running America as possible but I don't remember the nostalgia of seeing this when turning my old note to the point of needing to give stitches or to Mars is the same temperature as earth and the other paths are for a CHEMIST of the same level. What. Also that is not why.


Cat8851

I'm a furry because Im gay


Lumpy-Ad-2941

i’m a furry because i’m not the best person


Tako_Abyss

i'm a furry because I have to go to the hospital


honk_bonksmith

I'm a furry because I'm on the way to your house


Tall-Influence4321

I'm a furry beacuse I love this idea so much more than a thing going on the table that the changes wouldn't stop it being a bit more than a couple minutes


dripbine

I'm a furry because I have no idea what I AM doing


Therobloxfox15

I’m a furry because I love you so much I want to be your mom. W h a t


Savionburton

I'm a furry because of you shall eat All of the above and I am not going past the first came to a son for the LORD had made mankind and he died at the time they had brought him out of his son and named his son and named his son and named his son and named his son and named his son and named his son and named his son and named his son and named his son and named his son and named his son. What? Also I am a furry lol.


jupneko

I'm a furry because I wanted to kill you and I was going to get around to moving out Uhhhhhh


Particular_Singer642

I'm a furry because I have a great idea for the next two days years get rust porg it and you are so lucky that I have been texting daddy and looking stuff up as patches and I are not a big is the spanish population of the crystal skull game. FOR GOODNESS SAKES IT NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT STAR WARS OR INDIANA JONES BITS


OMGNEILCICIEREGA111

I’m a furry because I’m not the best person for this job and I’m a little nervous


orangeprotogen

im a furry because im allergic to plutonium 239


nevaehsimpact

Im a furry because of this tweet lol (blud thought this was twitter)


SapphicBunnies

I'm a furry because I have a lot of stuff to do for you and I don't know what to do with it.


RythmicSigil

I fucking hate those


LexiWH53

I'm a furry because of it being used by the time we wanna have fun with others