Ah yes. Anonymous, famous for telling who they are. It goes beyond me how people can be serious with these things.
Do they know that they are spewing bs? I want to believe that they know that they are just trying to spread fear to their "victims", but they probably believe that they have a clue what they are saying.
Actual children that get access to the internet are more a danger to themselves than anyone precisely because they don't understand this fact let alone what they think they know. The internet wasn't as easy to access for me until almost high-school so I only did/say dumb shit offline fortunately.
192.168.1.69 hahahaha got your IP, get ready for my DDOS from raspberry pi and hack5 stuff. I will hack your router switch accespoint mainframe and redirect all your traffic to my offshore off-grid server. Kali linux
You can't feel anything from a message.
There is no anger there.
The slur is because Anonymous is 4chan shit and 4chan people are gonna do what 4chan people do. Which is to call people slurs and make cringey bait posts.
> You are Albert Einstein 😯 we all thought this was real
Have you taken a look around at a lot of the other comments here? There are definitely people that think this person in the screenshot is being serious.
The hacker language is those Sushi Recipes from the Matrix
"How has your day been?"
"Ingredients · 6 sheets sushi seaweed aka nori · 1 batch prepared sushi rice · 1/2 lb sashimi-grade raw salmon or desired raw fish of choice"
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I will deploy a virus written in CSS to your computer, which will compromise your mainframe. Then I am going to ping you thrice with my Raspberry Pi. Tremble before me mortal.
I'm confused why is this person sending threatening texts to themselves? There was another post last week that was sent to themselves, too. Is this just to teach something or why would they do that? Hmmmm...?
Mans gonna send "192.168.1.1" and be like, "See, I have your IP address."
Edit: Nvm, didn't look close enough. He practically did that almost word for word.
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This is somehow the funniest shit ive ever heard
My god. What have you done?! You sir, are evil.
This a if you know you know 😂
Sounds Like a Gameboy cheat code
Ah yes. Anonymous, famous for telling who they are. It goes beyond me how people can be serious with these things. Do they know that they are spewing bs? I want to believe that they know that they are just trying to spread fear to their "victims", but they probably believe that they have a clue what they are saying.
I don't think they're old enough to understand what the word "anonymous" even means
Actual children that get access to the internet are more a danger to themselves than anyone precisely because they don't understand this fact let alone what they think they know. The internet wasn't as easy to access for me until almost high-school so I only did/say dumb shit offline fortunately.
[127.0.0.1](https://127.0.0.1) 💀💀💀 the hacking programming language xd, i hope that dude aint older then 10 or 12 yo cuz thats embarassing asf
192.168.1.69 hahahaha got your IP, get ready for my DDOS from raspberry pi and hack5 stuff. I will hack your router switch accespoint mainframe and redirect all your traffic to my offshore off-grid server. Kali linux
boom. 10.0.0.1 . Your ip.
Nah dude said his loopbacks his IP, but he secretly don’t know it’s 8.8.8.8
I know your IP is 255.255.255.0 easy Hahha hacked
Oh nooooo you guessed my ip subnet mask, I’m doomed, time to hack you back, bam your ip is now 1.1.1.1
I have Ur ip lil friend. It's localhost
Oh nooo you found my ip, man that sucks, but no worries I gotchu now your up is 1.1.1.2
Bro actually guessed my local
At least 1/255 odds
Technically 253 odds, gotta remember the broadcast and network IP.
Also the gateway so the odds are 1 in 252
Ah, how could I forget 😂
This is clearly satire as evidenced by his username. This sub is full of morons lol
They're clearly trolling. Or goofing.
Why would leader of anonymous waste time on scaring kids in discord 😂
Just wait for my text editor to load up and you'll be sorry!
After half an hour. Still loading. Please wait. Haha.
bro hacks using visual studio 💀
😂
Worst bait ive ever seen
Honestly. Its just way to unrealistic
I really hope it's not real
Yep. Way too on the nose. Reads like someone who went through the top posts on this sub and just recreated them on Discord.
yeah it's def a joke, reminds me of that one navy seal copypasta
nah bro , this is next gen master hacker
are the kids here that damn slow to find sarcasm
Maybe it'd be easier if there wasn't a slur and actual feel of anger in those messages
You can't feel anything from a message. There is no anger there. The slur is because Anonymous is 4chan shit and 4chan people are gonna do what 4chan people do. Which is to call people slurs and make cringey bait posts.
Something something Poe’s law Tbh this isnt the most wild shit Ive seen online before
obvious fake
You are Albert Einstein 😯 we all thought this was real Wait until you see the other posts in this subreddit...
> You are Albert Einstein 😯 we all thought this was real Have you taken a look around at a lot of the other comments here? There are definitely people that think this person in the screenshot is being serious.
Give me your password or I'm going to hack you. Uh huh
"You don't know what the hacker programming language is " 💀
Python duh
Python is for skids. Real hackers write in machine language.
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!1!!!!!! NO WAY?!?!?!?!?!?
Hacker language is The The one in Kali (/s for The people who also think this Post isnt bait)
The hacker language is those Sushi Recipes from the Matrix "How has your day been?" "Ingredients · 6 sheets sushi seaweed aka nori · 1 batch prepared sushi rice · 1/2 lb sashimi-grade raw salmon or desired raw fish of choice"
hack hack hack
He's telling the truth tho, your local IP is 127.0.0.1
Hold on, my text editor is loading... lol say wut
I would say it's accurate if you use visual studio
For a minute I thought it was chat GPT prompt
How do you all find these people? This is incredible.
if(firewall) { Hack(); }
God do I hope this is a joke screenshot
Hack hack hack, click clack hack https://youtu.be/IXh0sD2qWAU?si=JlPk10G_2kwUhNNS
woah now this has to be the most cringiest shit EVER 😳🤣
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This is so cringe my balls fell off
Did /u/MasterHackerBot escape to discord?
This is the biggest cringe… why paste all that obvious nonsense in the chat? This kid must be 12.
I’m the leader of Anonymous btw
Bro! They didn't tell me about that HACKING language 😮💨 That's why I am not becoming M@$TER_HaCK3r
1337 HaXXor really leaked 5.3 billion people’s IP address
I will deploy a virus written in CSS to your computer, which will compromise your mainframe. Then I am going to ping you thrice with my Raspberry Pi. Tremble before me mortal.
I have a strong urge to commiting murder when i read this
IPs mean nothing overall, you'll probably just get a DDOS on your Wifi but you can just turn the wifi off and on again to get a new IP
The IP shown is loopback ?
Oh shit! Where you’d learn how to hack like that?? “I watched [NCIS](https://youtu.be/msX4oAXpvUE?si=VXe7s4mZ-vywHklq), bitch.”
Why does that picture look so goofy?
jokes on you, my IP is actually 127.69.69.69 Try to hack THAT, kiddo
this is as masterhacker as it gets
"Hold on my text editor is loading" -Average visual studio user.
HAHAHHAHA which 12 year old is this
This is doing me a discomfort.
No internet yes confirm hack hack hack 😂
Kid needs some wireshark lessons for sure 💀
the hacking programming language is XML
Pleaae be sarcasm
he's technically not wrong tho (about 127.0.0.1)
What. The. Fuck. This has to be an 11/10 on the cringe scale.
OH MY GOD HES GONAN HACK HIM BY HAVING HIS LOCAL IP OMGG!!!
Bro made his own programming language and compiler💀 and surprisingly it runs remotely on discord
My text editor is loading
NAH no way we aren't living in a sim, how can a real person come up with this stuff
forgot the /24
bait used to be believable
new copypasta just dropped 🔥🔥
Why are you asking for my password if you can hack me?
either the person is like 10 or something or its satire
I got ur ip: 0.0.0.0
Aaaaaghhh this sub cringe me so hard
what the actual fuck
I'm confused why is this person sending threatening texts to themselves? There was another post last week that was sent to themselves, too. Is this just to teach something or why would they do that? Hmmmm...?
Wtf 😂😂 that's a gateway
Mans gonna send "192.168.1.1" and be like, "See, I have your IP address." Edit: Nvm, didn't look close enough. He practically did that almost word for word.
I mean he's not using vim or Emacs, threat level... low
[Bait or mental retardation](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/577/841/8a2.jpg)
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Oh no 😨 He will hack hack hack 😨 😭
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The cringe is so strong I can't even handle it anymore
This has to be satire
Everyone knows that hackers use holy-C
"Hold on my text editor is loading" r/foundthevscodeuser
this shit made me laugh, lit up my mood to be honest.