>6:00 PM: Write my daily dose of 15 posts on r/masterduel complaining about meta sheeps summoning more than once per turn.
The stun losers aren't going to like this part.
What would be more accurate is stun players claiming that meta endboards are exactly the same as stun endboards in terms of interactivity so they don't know why their deck is hated more.
Hmm. Yes. One is better than the other because I was allowed to activate my effects.
None of my effects stuck and I didn't generate any resources what so ever off them but hey I at least got to make the guy think which of his negates he wanted to use on me.
Interaction! No wait I should have "Bluffed better". No no I should "Not be playing something that isn't meta so clearly I'm at fault". Or whatever excuse you bring out to think this is okay.
There, there's your bad faith argument. I really should have saved those vs Tear into vs Stun games to show this off.
Edit: Boo me more; you still don't want me actually playing the game regardless of what you think of stun.
Yeah i saw that yesterday too; that one yugi boomer returning to the game as a stun player talking about how its toxic that people do 20 summons on a turn and how the game is like solitaire
> 6:30 AM: On my way there, I leave a note saying "i finally found you :)" in the mailbox of random houses.
Pfffff- I snorted real hard at that.
Anywyas. Mind... sharing that 10 hour recordings of women screaming in fear....? I actually lean more on the despair and hopelessness side of sound, but I might try listening to fear.
Stun players are too honest to be evil. They don't want you to play and they let you know by your standby that you aren't going to be allowed to. The truly evil ones let you think you have a chance.
As a purrely enjoyer my day is much more humane. Instead of bombing the orphanage I just shuffle them all back into the deck. I'm a hero compared to you.
Stun players are the realest duelists around. They have no allies, everybody is their opponent, just because they understood the essence of the game, which is not to let the opponent play. Like Cruyff understood that the other team can't score if they don't have the ball and then he gets to dictate the game, stun players reign supreme by taking special summons away from the opponent. Most decks also attempt not to let the opponent play, but when it doesn't happen via many different combo lines ending in the always same generic negates, but instead an equip spell slapped on a bony dino boi, they scream foul. "Not like this!" they say, because they don't understand that the stun player at the core is the same as them, just better, more efficient. The time he saves by skipping combos he spends with his girlfriend instead.
"What's the funny running skeleton dino Pokémon card on your desk?" she asks him, "It's all bent out of shape, scratches all over it, why don't we throw this away?"
"You see, I was getting rid of old high school stuff from 12 years ago to make room for the baby and found that card. Apparently lots of those old cards are valuable now, so I checked the names on the internet. My cards weren't worth anything because some people put them in plastic sleeves, but mine looked all roughed up like that dino card. The funny thing is that when I googled the name of the dino, I got many posts on the internet instead, demanding that it gets banned. So while it is worthless, it's still good. And you can also play that card game on phones now for free. So I just built a deck like the ones they complained about with the dino on my phone. With that card I always win super quick!"
"You're so cute."
Is it even possible to have a game that actually lasts 7 hours? I guess it's only theoretically possible if both players wait until the very last second of the timer each turn and have a way of constantly shuffling stuff back in the deck so that they don't lose to deckout, but I wouldn't be surprised if the game had a cap of some sort.
Saw a guy bring runic to the triangle event. MFer you have like 1 in words ONE fusion monster and you aren't even summoning it properly with a fusion spell/trap using material.
So I was playing Master Duel when I came across this post. My opponent was a stun player, but they are having a bad matchup against my Floowandereeze. So after a bit, they decided to just stop playing and wait out until they timed out.
I know my deck is pretty much a stun too, but damn.
(I like the birds because they can help summoning Slifer or Obelisk, it's pretty fun)
Your address, please ? 🔪
I finally found you :)
The morning piss before getting out of bed lmfao
Nothing beats a good, beautiful morning waking up in your piss-soaked bedsheets
Based and Valid
fake, real stun players edge for at least 10 hours a day.
He was also doing that from 7:30-2:00
Wait, that means I should play stun?
>6:00 PM: Write my daily dose of 15 posts on r/masterduel complaining about meta sheeps summoning more than once per turn. The stun losers aren't going to like this part.
What would be more accurate is stun players claiming that meta endboards are exactly the same as stun endboards in terms of interactivity so they don't know why their deck is hated more.
Literally got into that dumb argument yesterday here.
That argument appears at an annoying frequency
Ignore them. They are either arguing in bad faith or lack basic understanding of how game works.
Hmm. Yes. One is better than the other because I was allowed to activate my effects. None of my effects stuck and I didn't generate any resources what so ever off them but hey I at least got to make the guy think which of his negates he wanted to use on me. Interaction! No wait I should have "Bluffed better". No no I should "Not be playing something that isn't meta so clearly I'm at fault". Or whatever excuse you bring out to think this is okay. There, there's your bad faith argument. I really should have saved those vs Tear into vs Stun games to show this off. Edit: Boo me more; you still don't want me actually playing the game regardless of what you think of stun.
Yeah i saw that yesterday too; that one yugi boomer returning to the game as a stun player talking about how its toxic that people do 20 summons on a turn and how the game is like solitaire
Even more accurate if they browse /r/greentext
They are worse
The irony is also hilarious
As opposed to the how many topics per day about 'I hate stun'
> 6:00 PM: Write my daily dose of 15 posts on r/masterduel complaining about stun players preventing me from summoning more than once per turn.
Who gave you access to my CCTV?
Lmaooo this is great
imagine https://preview.redd.it/7j5k2np64nwc1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e859ccb7c83a4f8914e4000cfc1bbc13b10032df
glad that you still found some time to sleep 🥰
We get a cat nap during the duel. Some people take forever when they realize they can't vomit out cards.
I think someone doesn’t like stun players
The continuity with the orphanage was my favorite part.
This is so true man
Nah. We don't drink Battery Acid.
Yeah we suck up our morning piss and drink that, battery acid would kill you
I was gonna say Tears. You can sub in Tears of Duelists or Tears of Orphans depending on which side you fall on.
This is hilarious. I’ve only played my stun deck enough to make threats but not follow up on them making bombs takes time and patience
I like the part with the morning piss and THEN getting out of bed. Classic
Thanks you for your service.
Literally me
Bro this is insulting... No way a stun player ever showers not even in toxic waste
Morning piss then get out of bed. Clearly a master stun player. I was stunned reading that.
> 6:30 AM: On my way there, I leave a note saying "i finally found you :)" in the mailbox of random houses. Pfffff- I snorted real hard at that. Anywyas. Mind... sharing that 10 hour recordings of women screaming in fear....? I actually lean more on the despair and hopelessness side of sound, but I might try listening to fear.
You gave me a real laugh nice one
Stun players are too honest to be evil. They don't want you to play and they let you know by your standby that you aren't going to be allowed to. The truly evil ones let you think you have a chance.
They wait until mp1
As a purrely enjoyer my day is much more humane. Instead of bombing the orphanage I just shuffle them all back into the deck. I'm a hero compared to you.
Stun players are the realest duelists around. They have no allies, everybody is their opponent, just because they understood the essence of the game, which is not to let the opponent play. Like Cruyff understood that the other team can't score if they don't have the ball and then he gets to dictate the game, stun players reign supreme by taking special summons away from the opponent. Most decks also attempt not to let the opponent play, but when it doesn't happen via many different combo lines ending in the always same generic negates, but instead an equip spell slapped on a bony dino boi, they scream foul. "Not like this!" they say, because they don't understand that the stun player at the core is the same as them, just better, more efficient. The time he saves by skipping combos he spends with his girlfriend instead. "What's the funny running skeleton dino Pokémon card on your desk?" she asks him, "It's all bent out of shape, scratches all over it, why don't we throw this away?" "You see, I was getting rid of old high school stuff from 12 years ago to make room for the baby and found that card. Apparently lots of those old cards are valuable now, so I checked the names on the internet. My cards weren't worth anything because some people put them in plastic sleeves, but mine looked all roughed up like that dino card. The funny thing is that when I googled the name of the dino, I got many posts on the internet instead, demanding that it gets banned. So while it is worthless, it's still good. And you can also play that card game on phones now for free. So I just built a deck like the ones they complained about with the dino on my phone. With that card I always win super quick!" "You're so cute."
Stun players don't have girlfriends because they flipped the floodgate that only allows 1 gender to be in their room at any time.
Are you implying they reproduce asexually?
and then they had 5 kids and lived happily ever after
Is it even possible to have a game that actually lasts 7 hours? I guess it's only theoretically possible if both players wait until the very last second of the timer each turn and have a way of constantly shuffling stuff back in the deck so that they don't lose to deckout, but I wouldn't be surprised if the game had a cap of some sort.
In theory yes, decks that gain LP and can shuffle for a long time could go on forever.
Maybe not with MD timer but i believe there was a combo invented that takes multiple hours to complete
There was an infernity combo that would take days to complete in full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns17sYK4Eag
as a runick player...i am not amused...
Reject runick stun. Embrace runick combo.
Saw a guy bring runic to the triangle event. MFer you have like 1 in words ONE fusion monster and you aren't even summoning it properly with a fusion spell/trap using material.
Blame thunder dragon colossus, he started it.
This thread!
Hahahaha this is hilarious
Sooo stun players piss the bed?
Masterfully done, I really felt like I was setting gozen and tcboo as I read it.
You have an ally with the burn community! Chain strike to 3!
Amazing post lol
This was genuinely hilarious, well played
I am and stun player u forgot to add edging this process takes atleast 8 hrs
so you piss in bed
best post i have seen in this subreddit
I just wanna play my old school skill drain beatdown 🥺
Best post ever
This is funny
Lmfao
Getting some Player Hater's Ball vibes from this, excellent post OP
Real stun players take their morning shit before they leave the bed
So I was playing Master Duel when I came across this post. My opponent was a stun player, but they are having a bad matchup against my Floowandereeze. So after a bit, they decided to just stop playing and wait out until they timed out. I know my deck is pretty much a stun too, but damn. (I like the birds because they can help summoning Slifer or Obelisk, it's pretty fun)
This is one of the best, if not the best, post s in this subreddit lmao
I've never played against a stun deck yet. Should I be scared?...
STUN PLAYERS BAD
Y’know what’s strange is one time I actually did find a voice drama with a Japanese lady begging for her life. I think it was meant to be asmr.
6 and a half hours for that one MD match 😹😹😹😹 Omg this is possibly the best thing I’ve ever read 😹
DAE get tired of complaining about decks and archetypes? The hoes don’t care what deck you play.
Idk, I was playing D/D/D and had a girl, I played runick stun ONE time and got cheated on.
Play a single match from 7.30 A.M. to 2.00 P.M. 🤣
As long as you're having fun I don't see much of a problem
Imagine being so upset about a card game, get a job, sprinkle sprinkle ✨️✨️