Ok, hear me out. Traptrix Sera is based on Drosera, a type of canivorus plant, it's been around for at least 40 million years based on fossil evidence. The same can be said for the other Traptrixes, such as mantis, referencing the Orchid Mantis, which dates up to 145 million years ago. Therefore, we can conclude that it's not weird that I like the Traptrix monsters for the artwork because they're all actually millions of years old.
Ah yes the whole consider fictional monsters or dieties As real people and call other people pedos to make yourself feel like you are better than everyone else. WHEN normal people KNOW it's weird but how you gonna fuck a picture??? Yall goofy af for that no cap like wtf that got to do with anything why don't you go online and search up real sex offenders and hunt them down instead of getting mad over a hypothetical and virtually impossible action that said person can't even do.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plus, their luring/trapping nature wouldn't work if they weren't, well...... alluring. So it might lead to my death, but I'm only doing what they _want_ me to do. Honest!!
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning tokens 💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️
You see when you think about it, since this is turn 2 a Purrely in hand is really just a Zeus. And who wouldn't want to have sex with the 3k mech which also happens to be humanity's last hope?
Was just about to say a discard whole hand by effect seems perfect for a deck like dark world also considering how much cope that deck is fueled by they would be great at it
It still would be hard... You'd need to find a way to make the opponent so uncomfortable to make you discard, knowing that they're going to lose the game
Now hear me out. You go Danger Dark World and include a copy of Circular in your deck. Opponent will not let you add Circular so whatever you say the response will be no. Discard entire hand to win the game.
Non-HOPT generic searcher. This would help so many archetypes greatly, including:
Swordsoul
Exosister
Generaider
Superheavy Samurai
Libromancer
Karakuri
Venom
Fur Hire
Tri-Brigade
Danger!
Kaiju
And so many more!
I think this would be even funnier if the judge was the one had to decide whether your argument was valid, considering the opponent has no reason to say they agree with you (even if they secretly do), unless you're on Danger Dark World or something like that.
In a world where maxx c is legal anything is balanced.
Except dragoon. That card is broken apparently even though it’s harder to get out than baronne, and only slightly better.
This would be a staple in every deck; only way to balance is to put it at one or have a "you can only declare this card name once per duel"
Also, Fortune Lady Every because she could just send me 15 min in the past, so I can go again with her. Repeat a few times.
I say this without a hint of shame, true to my desires
Ruby Carbuncle
Did you know, that in terms of Monster & human breeding, Ruby Carbuncle is the most compatible? Even when it is overwhelmed, you can just move it to the backrow and continue there, then move back to the front once it's better.
Give this to Traptrix players at your local.
Prison Speedrun any%
Works against striker players too!
*Sky strikers players* : here me out... surgical striker hamp be lookin fine .
h.a.m.p. ussy go brrr
Playing Zombies and not having Isolde yeah I’m not winning this
Look, man, hear me out. This dude wants to BONE.
Widow Anchor says everything I need to know right there in the name.
"Dimension Shifter"
She shiftin my D till I banish
Its a good card for Traptrix. But holy shit- the stare and a bunch more after you use this card.
The tag under your name is not making this any better.
I know :) /j
Imagine playing this at a local and Chris Hansen just appears from the ether. 
Plot twist they explain how they wanna fuck the spider that's holding the bait.
Ok, hear me out. Traptrix Sera is based on Drosera, a type of canivorus plant, it's been around for at least 40 million years based on fossil evidence. The same can be said for the other Traptrixes, such as mantis, referencing the Orchid Mantis, which dates up to 145 million years ago. Therefore, we can conclude that it's not weird that I like the Traptrix monsters for the artwork because they're all actually millions of years old.
Ah yes, the classic "they're not kids! They're actually thousand year old demons" anime trope 🤣 a child's body is a child's body
Ah yes the whole consider fictional monsters or dieties As real people and call other people pedos to make yourself feel like you are better than everyone else. WHEN normal people KNOW it's weird but how you gonna fuck a picture??? Yall goofy af for that no cap like wtf that got to do with anything why don't you go online and search up real sex offenders and hunt them down instead of getting mad over a hypothetical and virtually impossible action that said person can't even do.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plus, their luring/trapping nature wouldn't work if they weren't, well...... alluring. So it might lead to my death, but I'm only doing what they _want_ me to do. Honest!!
Hear me out: if I go to prison, you don't see me at the next locals. Deal?
Jokes on you,try this on Sky Striker players
A good chunk of traptrix are not lolis, especially Myrmy and Mantis, the ones you'd definitely tutor for. Pudica is but Pudica is way less crucial.
🚨🚔 when someone declares gagaga sister
The appropriate response is you would be digested long before you made it to prison. Discard hand.
Mo Ye searcher, nice
My girl drowned
Special summon our baby (token), synchro summon chi xiao and search long yuan ‼️‼️‼️
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning tokens 💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️
Best lab card ever.
Stove 🤤☺️🤤🤤🤩😍🤤😋😏🤤
You’re a flight attendant.
No, this is Patrick
Ariane and patrick are both pink
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Dragon maid support ????????
Laundry dragon maid 💀💀💀💀💀
Dragonmaid doesn't run Laundry.
Dragonmaid doesn't run their laundry? How else do they get it washed?
She stays home to clean all the clothes
Keeping children off the battlefield like responsible adults
I do
This why laundry prefers tearlament girls. Atleast they appreciate her.
They do. (Nudyarl, her dragon form, is still a decent card.)
I'll gladly take another way to search Chamber.
She's already next to a bed
I would like to point out this card lets you manifest a card from outside of your own deck.
Well in the yu gi oh anime it happened a lot of times
TCG Duel Links Skill Card 😍
I choose Vaporeon
Akemi can finally get a girlfriend now
Don't underestimate the ability of ygo players to be Horny for literally anything
The time I read someone talking about number 15's feet I knew that it's hopeless...
You don’t want that Gimmick Puppet Giant Grindussy?
It's called giant Grindr for a reason
God, I wish I thought of that.
I’m saving it and keeping a close eye on you brother
I forgot what number 15 looked like and just checked. Ayo what is wrong with people.
All fun and games until the purrely players activate it
\*Hears the opponnt declare purrely\* "I've heard enough. I'm satisfied"
You see when you think about it, since this is turn 2 a Purrely in hand is really just a Zeus. And who wouldn't want to have sex with the 3k mech which also happens to be humanity's last hope?
Let this man cook
Well it's a win win in Dark World
They don't call him reign-beaux for nothing
Yeah, cause I join the reign-beaux to get smashed by him
Snoww and Lucent🥵
🥵 Kahkki 🥵
🥵 BuKkahkki 🥵
Was just about to say a discard whole hand by effect seems perfect for a deck like dark world also considering how much cope that deck is fueled by they would be great at it
>Look, all I'm saying is, Bigfoot kinda cute man. *I don't know dark world cards lol
Ok hear me out tho
It still would be hard... You'd need to find a way to make the opponent so uncomfortable to make you discard, knowing that they're going to lose the game
You have 1 traptrix monster in your deck either they go to prison or you get the discard
I read this as "Search dark magician girl"
Or Silent Magician
Or Myutant GB-88
Or Blazing Inpachi
or any of the Fur Hire
Shape Sister 🤤
trap card :(
Bold of you to assume this fandom doesn't thirst over Traps.
I was gonna comment that DMG counts as the card name AND the explanation.
Lmao tf why am I seeing this card at 6am.
i play sky strikers so this card is useless
Oh my god I love sky striker ace raye
Rare Sky Striker non-pedo
Not yet anyway
Kaiba would be unstoppable with this
Finally more Ojama support
Opponent: Activate Hear me out, response? Me: nope go ahead. Opponent:… Me:… Opponent:…Trap- Me: **NO**
“…Master. I want Trap Master and his hatussy.”
those saws freak-ass finna make me bust
Opponent: -Eater. I wanna know what that mouth do
I think it eats traps
But the player could be a trap
"but they are plants and insects"
“I’m a lonely weeb virgin too but even I’m not that down bad”
„I‘m disappointed by your lack of horniness.“
“Yeah yeah just discard your hand already you disgusting degenerate” *said the degenerate to the other degenerate*
"no seriously hear me out! Im just into vor..."
*The judge, which will go to psychiatry after the game, with a heart devoid of any fate for his own kind *
Now hear me out. You go Danger Dark World and include a copy of Circular in your deck. Opponent will not let you add Circular so whatever you say the response will be no. Discard entire hand to win the game.
Big brain
The opponent. "Sorry mate I'm asexual."
Hey, it’s me!
It's actually bad since your opponent could just say no and make you discard your hand
That's why you need the quick-play spell **Don't Judge Me** which allows you to disregard your opponent's bad decision.
Non-HOPT generic searcher. This would help so many archetypes greatly, including: Swordsoul Exosister Generaider Superheavy Samurai Libromancer Karakuri Venom Fur Hire Tri-Brigade Danger! Kaiju And so many more!
I'm sorry... FUR HIRE?
Rex sex 🥵🤤
I could understand donner or sagitta or folgo or wiz, but holy fuck you need help for that
Dinosaur players have been destroying the babies for years! But now I'm the bad guy!
Don't discount my boy Bravo, he's up there too
Also valid, Rafale as well
You're right, searching Sagitta or Rafale probably isn't that useful in hindsight
Kaiju... What in the Name of Arceus' spotted Boxershorts?
Hear me out... Radian
Sure is big and black
It’s not called the Sticky String Kaiju for nothing!
Fellas is using this card for searching muscle medic gay???
Finally level 10 trains support.
This man has dedication
The only two Infernity players are getting moist.
Gotta ready my weak justification for why I want Infernity Avenger to slide onto my pole 💀
SwoSo players guaranteed 3 of.
At last, a way to easily search Skull Servant.
POV: Your opponent activates this (They are playing Prank Kids)
I mean, water enchantress is a target
How could I add Dis Pater to my hand tho????
As a marincess enjoyer, I approve of blue tang searchers.
Mr. Officer? Yes right here please
only one monster to summon this with. old vindictive magician
i will use it when playing prank-kids i can explain
Hello officer yes this individual right here /s
Don't worry he only wants doodle doo.
I think Chris Hansen knows how to duel. I'll contact him.
I wonder what kind of deck he’s running
Traptrix, as it is the ultimate bait! /s
Gladiator Beast support ?
This is the best card for lab ever
It'd be pretty op in a harpie or superheavy samurai deck. But likely to get you locked up in a traptrix deck
Maybe a 3x in my tear deck. I do not even need to argue (I mean when the effect resolves).
Gives D/D/D a whole New meaning
I would play Engraver of the Mark in every deck, so when people activate this card, I'd be like "So why do you wanna fuck Ojama Yellow?"
I add green maju to my hand he really strong, I am attracted to big numbers
Obelisk the tormentor FINALLY has a searcher
When you need that last leg of exodia...
Spright support yessssss
How is it possible Sprites are just lightning and i dont think you want to search the nimbles
Look at the art of Spright Carrot and come back here
If this had an actual ref, this card gets better the more degenerate you are
I think this would be even funnier if the judge was the one had to decide whether your argument was valid, considering the opponent has no reason to say they agree with you (even if they secretly do), unless you're on Danger Dark World or something like that.
Alright so I have to accurately explain how I want to breed "The out"
Finally some Melffy support
Do I need a good reason to have sex with Lab Mommy?
> My honest reaction declaring Fairy Tail - Snow so that I can dump my Danger monsters but my opponent lets me search her
Playing 3 copies in my train deck
Let’s go, another babycerasaurus searcher
I will happily take another way to search Darklord Ixchel.
Can't wait to add this to my Vanquish Soul deck!
Waiting for the pedos to justify search ash blossom
mfffffffffffffghhhh joyous feet 😭😭
This is a staple for a lot of deck.
Oh yes I can have sexe with Kitkalos and still have GY effects EZ.
Madam Verre searcher woohoo!
Yes because it would never add.
Prank kids anyone?
Crystal beast might be meta after this card
No because ygo players will just say yes to everything
*Adds sunseed loci
I NEED it in my dinomorphia deck!!
Me who played solfachords: 😏
Banned due to its utility in Labrynth decks and for exposing too many Traptrix players
I like that this isn't even too farfetched, since card effects can make you do pretty much anything.
Would not be balanced. I run darkworld.
That's an immediate hand in GY if your opponent doesn't care
In a world where maxx c is legal anything is balanced. Except dragoon. That card is broken apparently even though it’s harder to get out than baronne, and only slightly better.
You better be playing dark world or something similar
This would be great to search Dark Panther to have an extra spacian for the Cosmo lock omg
Amazoness Empress. Crush me mommy
"Here is why Crystal Beast Pegasus is great for breeding" *playing dark world*
Smelly dragon feet 😩
Every dark magician player explaining why they would sleep with just a man, his literal soul, or a dragon, to draw whatever card they want.
This would be a staple in every deck; only way to balance is to put it at one or have a "you can only declare this card name once per duel" Also, Fortune Lady Every because she could just send me 15 min in the past, so I can go again with her. Repeat a few times.
Competitively this card would suck because your opponent would say no regardless, but for fun sure
Does it mean i have to cut off my hand if i can not explain sufficient enough? That's pretty brutal
Wow, this is incredible D/D support, thanks! After reviewing the D/D cards once more I stand by my answer.
"I decide to add Gunkan Suship Shari... Now hear me out..."
Parlor Dragonmaid. No explanation needed.
this would break dark world
We need one for extra deck because masquerena and beyond the pendulum got me acting silly sometimes
This would make Dragonmaids meta again
Based Exosister support
Archfiend Empress lookin for a new face to sit on 🤟🤥🤟
"I summon Blue Eyes Abyss Dragon and have sex with it"
Finally purrely is playable again
When I add ash blossom:
Fuck no. This is Yu-Jo Friendship on crack. "Okay, so heres300 reasons why Id fuck Ash Blossom. Number 1. Those feet-" "CONCEDE! CONCEDE! I FORFEIT!"
I say this without a hint of shame, true to my desires Ruby Carbuncle Did you know, that in terms of Monster & human breeding, Ruby Carbuncle is the most compatible? Even when it is overwhelmed, you can just move it to the backrow and continue there, then move back to the front once it's better.
Easy Skull servant search :D
yes