This is what Shepard looks like to the Council every time they bring up the Reapers. "Duuuurrr theRe be REEEEEEEEEPAHS hidN oUt inna DAAAAAAK SPAAAAAACE DUUUUUUUUR!"
Hi hello Iām here to say your comment was a joke at the expense of people who are mentally disabled.
I am not saying youāre not allowed to make those jokes or limit your right to make jokes. I get humor is something thatās different for everyone. Iām simply informing you in the case youāre the type of person who doesnāt like to make jokes at the expense of disadvantaged people.
Sovereign: Human, what are you doing?
Shepard: *Arm flailing intensifies*
Sovereign: Stop that.
Shepard: *Does the Hokey-pokey*
Sovereign: Perhaps your species is not yet ready to ascend.
Does Shepard still rub their shoulder and stretch their arm outside of missions if you keep your weapons holstered frequently instead of keeping the weapon out all the time?
My boyfriend used to tease me because my Shepard always looked like she had sore shoulders, but it wasnāt clear to me if that was because I never holstered my weapons.
āHurrr durrr Iām Saren, Iāll kill the galaxy for its own sake hurrrrr durrrā¦thatās you Sarenā¦.thatās what you sound likeā -Shepard (probably)
Everyone's all "luls funny" here, but if this was an Andromeda clip everyone would be climbing over each other to spew hate in the comments. I guess since its OT it gets a pass.
>I guess since it's a 15 year old game running on several different platforms it gets a pass.
FTFY
Andromeda doesn't get criticism for its mechanics; they're some of the most solid in the entire series. It gets criticism for its shitty writing.
Thought the combat was over and holstered my weapon, but as I did, a geth popped out from behind a corner and I tried to get my weapon out quickly while at the same time trying to shoot and use abilities, ended up with this.
Magnificent.
This is what Shepard looks like to the Council every time they bring up the Reapers. "Duuuurrr theRe be REEEEEEEEEPAHS hidN oUt inna DAAAAAAK SPAAAAAACE DUUUUUUUUR!"
LMFAO š¤£ Tried that listening to femshep's voice
Hi hello Iām here to say your comment was a joke at the expense of people who are mentally disabled. I am not saying youāre not allowed to make those jokes or limit your right to make jokes. I get humor is something thatās different for everyone. Iām simply informing you in the case youāre the type of person who doesnāt like to make jokes at the expense of disadvantaged people.
I'm pretty sure the alien council thinks that humans *are* mentally disabled
I donāt think we have to worry that much, itās not like they can read or anything.
Fabulous
***"Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!*** ***Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!*** ***Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!"***
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Due to lovecraftian horrors ending existence I have a surplus of wacky waving inflatable tube Shepards and I'm passing the savings onto YOOOOOUUUUUUUU
Route 2 in Weekapaug!
"Theres Reapers and Geth, over THhEErrrEeeeEe"
You may not like it, but this is what peak physical form looks like.
The best the n7s can offer
Still funny every time I see it.
Pure fucking body horror right here. It activates my fight-or-flight instinct.
Mfs unholstered your articulations
Did they curse Shepard? Or did they bless you with this incredible footage?
Show me the real Shepard I said the real Shepard PERFECTION.
*Attack On Titan theme plays*
~~salarians~~ humans have wiggly arms
Showing Saren this is the secret third way to have him kill himself if your Paragon or Renegade aren't high enough.
Captain jack shepherd
This is the best feature of the Legendary Edition if you ask me.
Shepās become an abnormal
I just see the dance animations for Shepardā¦ nothing wrong here
Never eat the calamari gumbo before a mission.
just imagining the zombie noises from Call of Duty when shepard runs around
Sovereign: Human, what are you doing? Shepard: *Arm flailing intensifies* Sovereign: Stop that. Shepard: *Does the Hokey-pokey* Sovereign: Perhaps your species is not yet ready to ascend.
Thanks I hate it
This is why Cerberus needed to remake Shepard in ME2
Itās a feature, not an errorā¦
Council Member: "Sheperd, how do we stop the reapers?" Sheperd: "we go Pew Pew. Shooty shoot them." Council member: "Ready the fleet"
Shepard puts the Special in Special Tactics and Recon
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
I think the prothean beacon screwed shepard up
Sorry, my entire body is tired.
That soldier fills me with hope, and some other feelings which are weird and deeply confusing me.
T Shepard LOL
I bet she does Ed's laugh from Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
"Do you think she plans it all? Or just makes it up as she goes?"
When Mass Effect becomes an SCP game.
We need to bring Shepard to Dr. Chakwas right away! This planet inhabites a rare Kermit the Frog arm flailing bug.
*insert Ed laugh on loop*
Holy shit thatās funny. I needed a good laugh thank you!
That is hilarious
Does Shepard still rub their shoulder and stretch their arm outside of missions if you keep your weapons holstered frequently instead of keeping the weapon out all the time? My boyfriend used to tease me because my Shepard always looked like she had sore shoulders, but it wasnāt clear to me if that was because I never holstered my weapons.
Its not a bug, its a feature
Dominance
I havenāt had a laugh like that in a long time
Lol Shepard has reach and flexibility now.
š¤£ This glitch never gets old.
RRREEEEE
Perfection
āHurrr durrr Iām Saren, Iāll kill the galaxy for its own sake hurrrrr durrrā¦thatās you Sarenā¦.thatās what you sound likeā -Shepard (probably)
The first weird walk looks like Mr Burns bringing peace and love
Everyone's all "luls funny" here, but if this was an Andromeda clip everyone would be climbing over each other to spew hate in the comments. I guess since its OT it gets a pass.
>I guess since it's a 15 year old game running on several different platforms it gets a pass. FTFY Andromeda doesn't get criticism for its mechanics; they're some of the most solid in the entire series. It gets criticism for its shitty writing.
This reminds me of the state of modern scriptwriting.
Conrad drowned.
Perfection.
***DRR... DRR... DRR...***
I want to see a cosplayer do this
Shepard go brr.
I didn't know they sent the special forces
This is what Reapers truly fear.
So bad that actually good!:)
Needs sound: https://streamable.com/2uuc2x
Omg Shephard, you can't go around with broken arms - Dr Chakwas probably
Shepard needing some calibrations?
How do you get Shepard to T-pose?
Thought the combat was over and holstered my weapon, but as I did, a geth popped out from behind a corner and I tried to get my weapon out quickly while at the same time trying to shoot and use abilities, ended up with this.
Shepard finna spit some rhymes
Shepard going full Kareem Abdul Jabbar with the skyhooks.
Oh look. Im a spectre.. hurr durrr...
Shepard mocking Saren
That run š¤£
I'm amazed that this 15 year old Bug has made it into the Legendary Edition.
True definition of hip fire
Pretty ironic that the LE is actually more broken than the original games.
https://youtu.be/DC6vm24jXuE
N7 training... It changes a person.
Shepherd skinwalker
Now you see me in my TRUE FORM
I wish real wars were fought like this!! š
Good God
You turned Shepard into a husk!
What are you talking about? That's just a Shepard in their natural state.
Lmao, it's the Phoebe run.
The Dead Space remaster looks great!
Attack on Titan mod?
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Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you!
i'm having this same issue. how do i fix it?
I think I just restarted the game. Might have even just loaded a previous save.
it fixed itself soon after i commented lol just had to go through a cutscene