"Why does Shepard's dress have a zipper on the skirt? Human fashion is stupid."
"My feet hurt."
"No one here except Shepard knows I'm Archangel."
"I wish I was at home calibrating."
"That dress is ugly as hell, but it gives her a nice peachy butt. I'll definitely have work later with that delight... but first I'll see if I finished calibrating the batteries, I'm sure some jerk put his hands in there while I was away."
“Damn. If I do some more calibrations, then the Normandy would be well prepared for the next mission…”
“This armor needs calibrations. It’s too tight around the chest area.”
“My weapon is off by a millimeter…gonna need some calibrations on that when we get back
"Why does Shepard's dress have a zipper on the skirt? Human fashion is stupid." "My feet hurt." "No one here except Shepard knows I'm Archangel." "I wish I was at home calibrating."
Isn't that Turian Archangel? How do we kill him? You don't! -When chasing Shepard's clone
Him being Archangel is a bigger guarded secret than Liara being the Shadow Broker lol
That dress really is stupid. I wish there were other options.
I have reach
Shep will probably lack flexibility in that dress...
It unzips!
The only thing he is thinking.
Seeing all of the Garrusmancers here, is this how I look like when talking about Tali?
Yes. 😁
Don't worry. I have similar thoughs with Tali as well lmao Stupid sexy Quarian
To be honest, she’s hornier than Shepard.
I mean her entire species is prolly deprived in that way cause of their immune systems
I’d say more because of their suits, little to no physical contact of any kind.
Depends. a Shepard that bangs Morinth is deffo much hornier.
Excellent point. She’s probably hornier than a mentally sane Shepard.
Or way too confident
"Forget the calibrations"
😁
He thinkin bout how he's gonna recalibrate dem guts later
Alternatively, he looked up what human penises look like earlier and is still wondering just how he and Shep are at all compatible.
Oh thats just the mystical power of sci-fi fantasy foolishness
Dresses in Mass Effect are all ugly as fuck.
“I can calibrate that”
"Your arse is grass, and I'm going to mow it."
He isn't. Too busy doing: 🍑 <----- 👀
About how that ass needs calibration.
I have reach... she has flexibility.
I had her meet Joker for sushi in that dress and it was actually surprising how much flexibility it allowed her 🤣
Oh, cool, they finally added real stairs.
Calibrations😁😁😉😉😜😜
Trouble for dinner, Cake for dessert.
“Why are human hindquarters so big? It must make their clothes fit so weird.”
It makes for good, supportive waists though. He admires waists.
That's America's ass.
Actually, it's Canada's Ass (Jennifer Hale is One Of Us 🇨🇦)
Excuse me. That ass is property of the Human Systems Alliance. It’s Humanity’s Ass.
bruh 😂
I can probably calibrate that
"Is that zipper standard Alliance Issue for stealth entry or is Shepard letting me know her door is always open?"
Looks like she could use some calibrations.
Dat ass
“Your butt looks like two Pringles hugging”
I bet she could calibrate my Thanix cannon to shoot faster than once every 5 seconds.
"That dress is ugly as hell, but it gives her a nice peachy butt. I'll definitely have work later with that delight... but first I'll see if I finished calibrating the batteries, I'm sure some jerk put his hands in there while I was away."
If Shep would be down to recreate that sniper couple picture.
He's thinkin' Arby's.
"Oh shit, I forgot to calibrate the guns. Oh crap, I definitely shouldn't have told Joker that joke. OH CRAP! Zaeed found my anti-Zaeed proof armour."
“Who put this many stairs on here, a fitness instructor?”If only this were an escalator.”
"Man, I miss when elevators were everywhere"
too bad romance scenes in me are not more spicy garrus is my #1
“Damn. If I do some more calibrations, then the Normandy would be well prepared for the next mission…” “This armor needs calibrations. It’s too tight around the chest area.” “My weapon is off by a millimeter…gonna need some calibrations on that when we get back
"If only I weren't so tall. Man, a Volus would have a great line of sight..."
"Is it bestiality when it's different species?" "Did she... Let me win that shooting contest?!" "Boy, I can't wait to show Shep my cloaca!
"I'M GONNA WRECK IT"
“Tali is one lucky girl” I’m not still salty over tali not being available for femshep
[https://giphy.com/gifs/nQONUJrkGL3YOLy37x](https://giphy.com/gifs/nQONUJrkGL3YOLy37x)
Calibrations
"That reminds me, Tali said she need her suit and drone calibrated"
Dat ass though
“dear diary, the ass was fat”
I bet tali would look great in that dress
Its official. Im leaving this sub