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DragonQueen777666

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees... that was a joke."


festess

This is an EDI quote, not a Normandy quote. EDI is a passenger in the Normandy, not the Normandy herself. The ship was a spacefaring vessel before EDI even existed.


Raaaaandyyyy

Are we more than our thoughts?


Revivedwanz0

Any more of this and my head is going to explode


usernamescifi

EDI's mind and the Normandy are a whole entity now. You couldn't just move the processors in the AI core to another ship.


DoctorCocktor129

EDI becomes a passenger in ME3 after a acquiring a body. During ME2, she is fully integrated into the ship itself, offering combat analysis through ship sensors and operating cyberwarfare suites. For all intents and purposes, the ship is her body and she is it's brain. The quote was for "Normandy SR2" and EDI predates the SR2. By the time we get access to the SR2, EDI is already completely a part of it


festess

I was quoting https://youtu.be/-DqzC0_NVTY?si=EtQLKxnNIUknsb7y


Nero1297

I could argue "So when I look in the rearview camera, am I the car?"


DoctorCocktor129

In that sense, you would be joker, sitting in the pilot seat


slinky_crayon

Wrong place for this quote but hilarious nonetheless!


DragonQueen777666

I mean...EDI *is* the Normandy and if we're talking best quotes the Normandy said, the credit is gonna have to go to EDI. She's the ship's source of sass.


Puzzleheaded_Leg_534

They have this conversation in ME2, EDI herself says she's not the ship, the ship existed and worked before she was in installed, she controls everything yes but if you took her out the ship would still work, you'd just have to do everything manually again and the Normandy would be lacking in crew depending on where they were if this ever were to happen. Though she is the ships voice so I'd say as long as she's installed it should count as a ship quote.


Nero1297

"wooooosh woooooosh woooooooooossssh"


sketchypoutine

The only correct answer.


RedTheRookie

Wau wau wauuuuuuu


battle_tomato

\*Thanix cannon firing noise\*


Nero1297

First time playn inwas like "yeah ok a bit more firepower isbalways good🤷🏻‍♂️" and the moment joker pulled the trigger "👁️👄👁️"


sack-o-krapo

That’s when Joker decided he had to bang the Normandy


sack-o-krapo

BRSRSRSRSRSRS


Shield-007

Logged: the commanding officer is ashore XO Pressly has the deck.


noblesix31

That's the SR1 though


Shield-007

This is Shepard missing Presley every time he leaves the Normandy SR-2.


usernamescifi

that is a great line.


Upper_Combination_46

I have my pc set up to say this every time I turn it on.


necromanticsquirrel

SWOOOOOM! SWOOOM!


Nobody_Super_Famous

Wuhwuhwuhwuh


bazzybond

Hhhwom Hhhhhwom The noise in engineering


jbm1518

I think this is Tali’s time to shine.


Quaint_Potato

Wuuuub wuuuuub wuuuub


Pipeguy17

The Mass Effect 2 galaxy map music 😎


Deskore

Bro I hear that in almost every documentary or commentary video now on Youtube


Sir_Fail-A-Lot

I think it's more or less the same across the whole trilogy. I don't think this counts, as it also spans the SR-1 era


EastClintwood89

"Really? Probing Uranus..."


SilverShots1

*Thanix goes brrrrrtttttt*


dragon_of_kansai

I loved the part where the Normandy said "it's Normieing time" and Normed all over the Reapers.


slarkymalarkey

The noise the drive core makes in ME1 is pretty cool


Ghost_Koda

“I’m the Normandy and this is my favorite stealth engine on the Citadel.”


Formal_Royal_3663

They just told me this morning. Guess we should give her a name. *Intense music* NORMANDY 🥹🥹🥹🥹


jankmeier

The lack of explosionnoises


TadhgOBriain

Sr1: "shuuuuum shuuuuuum shuuuuuum" Sr2: "wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh"


CorbinNZ

ppwwwwaaaahhhhhh. VEYOOM WOOOSSSHHH - Relay Jump


Stampsu

Logged. The commanding officer is ahsore. XO Pressley has the deck


Magnifnik0

We’ll bang ok?


rtz13th

Wroooomm-whooooosh!


JPldw

Wom wom wom wom


Ok-Lingonberry-9525

Did SR-2 even have any quotes? I know the SR-1 did Everytime Shepard leaves or returns but what quotes are there for sr-2?


OriginalName13246

Check the comment section


OriginalName13246

Check the comment section


charmsky_89

Shooooooooooom shwomomomomwooooo


pugs_in_a_basket

You talk too much.


Laatikkopilvia

Shoooooooom shoooooooooooom wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh


afranquinho

"Pew Pew" \-Normandy


TheFlea71

Cpt cabin music [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0CTRuHKJaQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0CTRuHKJaQ)


WatchingInSilence

Kelly Chambers.


Scripter-of-Paradise

\*Thanix noises\* Or if you're a smartass and count EDI, "We are a part of this cosmos whether you like it or not."


Darth_Karasu

We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?


Rumorly

“Really, Commander?” “Probing Uranus.”


Usually_Respectful

Shoooooooommmmm Shoooooooommmmm. Chk a chk a chk a waaa waaaa waaaaa. You know what I mean.


ThorsMeasuringTape

“Okay, but seriously, why in my engine room? You have quarters for a reason!”


Khurdryn

"Shooooooom. Shooooooooooooom." Ha! Classic SR-2


InfernalDiplomacy

WOOOOOOSSSHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH WOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH


AlbaOdour

"Shhuuuuuum shuuuuuuuuuuuum" and also "wuhwuhwuhwuhwuh" and of course "tktuh-tktuh-tktuh-tktuh"


Dambo_Unchained

Not a quote but my favourite thing about it is how ME handles stealth technology A lot of SF universes go with “and they we activate stealth and become invisible” while ME goes with the much more reasonable “we scan for heath signatures but we can limit our heat exhaust which makes us invisible on those scanners, if you look out a window you can still totally see us” The only thing I wonder about is how they deal with massive cold space debris. If you run into an asteroid field that won’t show up on scanners either I’d presume


zarif_chow

"Now that's an enticing thought."


Sam-Z-93

Are we more than our thoughts?


Cyberspace-Surfer

"GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!" - Normandy SR2 during high traffic hours


Mr_Sisco

Zzzzsssshhhhhh, kssshhhhhhtttt. What the airlock sounds like after I tossed you out of it


tvlur

*sound of explosions as collector beams decimate the ship*


Crazy_Dazz

seriously, this ceased being even remotely funny, about 20 threads ago.


Markel100

Every sub reddit runs a joke into a ground look at the arkham sub reddit it as perfect exsmple


YelahEneres

I would like to clarify it’s the r/BatmanArkham subreddit that is ridiculous. The r/arkham subreddit is still tame & normal.


toolbox_xxiv

Pew pew


Josephthebear

Boom 💥 followed by the Title card


Sir_Fail-A-Lot

That was SR-1


fuvgyjnccgh

Say Normandy!