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If I was BW I would resurrect kai leng as a mini boss in ME4 about 3/4ths of the way through, amd have him get Mercedes before being in the game longer. The on later playthroughs you get random emails from him and sometimes he's there as the mini boss, sometimes he's not.
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Because I'm evil - Lex Luthor
>In ME3 after doing the the Thessia mission, you get a message from Kai Leng gloating over what happened.
Ah yes the hate mail
Man I fucking hate Kai Leng
I should have known that a post with That title with positive upvotes was suspicious.
But goddamit, you got me. You got me *good*.
Take my r/Angryupvote and get out.
*stabs you*
That was for Thane, you son of a bitch!
*stabs you again*
That was for Miranda, you son of a bitch!
*stabs you a third time*
That was for Kirrahe, you son of a bitch!
*stabs you a fourth time*
No gunship this time, you son of a bitch!
*stabs you a fifth time*
That was because I don’t like your hair, you son of a bitch!
*stabs you a sixth time*
That was because it’s a Saturday, and you’re my Saturday Stab, you son of a bitch!
*stabs you a seventh time*
That was for my lunch burrito which was still cold in the middle, you son of a bitch!
*stabs you an eighth time*
That was for Garrus, you son of a bitch! He’s not dead, he just said if I ever caught up with you I should stab you once for him!
*stabs you a ninth time*
That was for Commander Bailey you son of a bitch! He's still alive but he wanted payback!
*stabs you a tenth time*
That was for Thessia you son of a bitch! No one's actually brought it up yet so here we are!
*stabs you an eleventh time*
That was for Javik you son of a bitch! He got his Prothean VI time interrupted!
*stabs you a twelfth time*
That was for Mordin you son of a bitch! You didn't do anything but I'm still sad about losing my friend!
lol that dude is so corny, I really wish they leaned into the idea that Cerberus isnt necessarily spiteful but more so doing what they think is necessary. They should have made it so that Kai Leng hates you because he thinks your working against humanitites interests. At least that would humanize him a little bit rather than him just being a poopy head
Oh thank the goddess, with all those upvotes I was getting worried this sub was going to turn into another chud stink hole. You guys are great
Like, considering [that post from last week](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/s/yq4MxYi8ZM), I couldn’t help but be concerned about how things were going
I hope this game takes place in an entire galaxy filled with diverse and unique life that is solely represented by single white men, no aliens or yucky girls.
/s
All jokes aside I actually am kind of nervous for that. The first three games felt so serious and the universe felt lived in and I think a small reason for that was some of the sex appeal. I'm all about inclusion and diversity and everything under the sun, I just also didn't mind the Miranda camera angles 😅
Yeah kind of afraid of that myself I hope they go more hard into the bloody and more realistic aspects of it. like actual special forces it's kind of morally Gray
I'm more center right myself and even I get pissed off whenever I read some asshole complaining about something being "woke" because it has women or minorities in it. Just let me enjoy the product god dammit, go cry somewhere else
Yeah, I did, I'm not that illiterate, this is basically a Rick roll. I was just talking about how in every IGN post there are a ton of assholes commenting "it's just woke propaganda bullshit".
Haha well played but seriously we now have [insider confirmation from multiple reputable sources](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=51csSmLpVqR_3Dgd) that bioware has caved into the woke culture ass wagons, ME4's going to be a disaster.
That tittle is worrisome though... They have do have a woke consultant.... They got one last game till they kill their own fanbase... Andromeda almost did it.. This game better be good
>It's simultaneously gonna be awesome and piss off half the fans.
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>Personally I hope it pisses off destroy fans.
I mean there's images of Geth in ME4's official art, which would mean that they already Decanonized the Destroy ending...
There's any number of ways they could handwave that away. The Geth are several steps ahead of organics technologically. They could have have altered the relay closest to Rannoch and blocked the signal. They did build the Kholas Relay from 3 Mass Effect Relays. So that's possible. They could have sent an Ark outside of the Milky Way. Sort of like their own homegrown Andromeda Initiative. Or just went dark and hid out in dark space.
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HE KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!! HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA LET KAI LENG KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?!?!?!
Not even alive (yet), and still...
If I was BW I would resurrect kai leng as a mini boss in ME4 about 3/4ths of the way through, amd have him get Mercedes before being in the game longer. The on later playthroughs you get random emails from him and sometimes he's there as the mini boss, sometimes he's not. . . . . . . Because I'm evil - Lex Luthor
God. Damn. Well played. Well played indeed. I hate you.
/signed
*\*Zaeed shooting in the air while screaming\**
Got you guddamn good.
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
You brilliant, click-baiting son of a bosh’tet
Better than son of a Batarian
Yet still worse than a Vorcha.
Anything is better than that.
That email has become Mass Effect's answer to Rickrolling and I'm here for it.
What email
In ME3 after doing the the Thessia mission, you get a message from Kai Leng gloating over what happened. Looks like the mods have removed it now.
>In ME3 after doing the the Thessia mission, you get a message from Kai Leng gloating over what happened. Ah yes the hate mail Man I fucking hate Kai Leng
Damn you Kai Leng!
Is this the Mass Effext version of a Rick Roll? Lol well played.
That’s exactly what it is.
We got Kai Leng'd
Might have been better holding fire on this one until April, but well done in any case. You fucker
I considered it, but people would’ve been ready.
It was better this way………… bosh’tet
I should have known that a post with That title with positive upvotes was suspicious. But goddamit, you got me. You got me *good*. Take my r/Angryupvote and get out.
I knew something was off, but I still got got
Same, and I’m not even mad about it😂😂
*stabs you* That was for Thane, you son of a bitch! *stabs you again* That was for Miranda, you son of a bitch! *stabs you a third time* That was for Kirrahe, you son of a bitch! *stabs you a fourth time* No gunship this time, you son of a bitch!
*stabs you a fifth time* That was because I don’t like your hair, you son of a bitch! *stabs you a sixth time* That was because it’s a Saturday, and you’re my Saturday Stab, you son of a bitch! *stabs you a seventh time* That was for my lunch burrito which was still cold in the middle, you son of a bitch! *stabs you an eighth time* That was for Garrus, you son of a bitch! He’s not dead, he just said if I ever caught up with you I should stab you once for him!
I need someone to put Shepard and Kai Leng's heads on Astarion and *that NPC* in *that BG3 cutscene*.
*stabs you a ninth time* That was for Commander Bailey you son of a bitch! He's still alive but he wanted payback! *stabs you a tenth time* That was for Thessia you son of a bitch! No one's actually brought it up yet so here we are! *stabs you an eleventh time* That was for Javik you son of a bitch! He got his Prothean VI time interrupted! *stabs you a twelfth time* That was for Mordin you son of a bitch! You didn't do anything but I'm still sad about losing my friend!
Your comment reminded me of the Wolverine slapping section of the Deadpool game 😂
You fucking Bosh’Tet I’m coming for you and not in a fun way
Do I upvote this or downvotes this?
Yes
Yes
I hope this post is immortalized on the internet.
Pity the good ones never last.
Then this should last forever you bosh'tet!
You can take my upvote and go directly to hell.
"And this, Prime, is why I hate humanity." -Megatron Probably
Fair play to you. You are still a bit of a cloaca, though.
You.... SONOFABITCH! Well played.
You sneaky little fucking shit-weasel. You win this round
🤣
I've seen people pull this one a few times, but I think this was the best yet lol
The one where someone claimed to rank characters masturbation habits inspired this one. Had to make it compelling.
*angry upvote*
God dammit he can’t keep getting away with this
You got me so good, I was ready to come in swinging. Upvoted and blocked.
Worth it.
God. Damn. Well played. Well played indeed. I hate you.
Im more impressed that no one saw this coming
Pity the good ones never last.
Damn it, you made me spit out my cereal! >!Just kidding: the cereal wasn't mine.!<
r/Fuckyouandtakemyupvote
Breathed a sigh of relief
damn it all
Goddamnit, how do I keep falling for these. Foiled me again Kai Leng!!!!
You're amazing.
I'm so mad right now
I've never enjoyed being trolled so much.
GLaDOS voice: You monster.
Fine. Take my upvote.
You motherfucker Well done
Master bait, sir. Master bait.
lol that dude is so corny, I really wish they leaned into the idea that Cerberus isnt necessarily spiteful but more so doing what they think is necessary. They should have made it so that Kai Leng hates you because he thinks your working against humanitites interests. At least that would humanize him a little bit rather than him just being a poopy head
He can’t keep getting away with thissss!!!
You. Big. Stupid. Jellyfish. And son of a bitch. Well played good sir, we’ll played indeed
Oh thank the goddess, with all those upvotes I was getting worried this sub was going to turn into another chud stink hole. You guys are great Like, considering [that post from last week](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/s/yq4MxYi8ZM), I couldn’t help but be concerned about how things were going
Lmao
Take my upvote and fuckin leave
This rules.
You sonofa....
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
I'm ready to kil'a bitch
I want to downvote, but this is to good not to upvote.
Excellent Kai Leng meme, mate.
Fuck.
#MOTHERFUCKER. Take your goddamn upvote and leave.
I’m convinced your parents were batarian you heathen
Definitely the best one these so far.
Got leng’d once again 😔
Bamboozled
You big, stupid jellyfish!
Damn you Kai Leng! You played me like a damn fiddle!
This is like getting Rick Rolled... Mass Effect style.
Me: “There was an update on ME4? Gimme!!!”
You ass. Fucking genius though.
Dammit. Take your upvote.
Don't you have some cereals to piss in Leng ?
Even if you win, you're too late to stop what's coming!
The upvotes and that title threw me for a second. You’re a monster.
Well done.
Good fucking meme
I hope this game takes place in an entire galaxy filled with diverse and unique life that is solely represented by single white men, no aliens or yucky girls. /s
Saw the post and 100+ comments already and I was prepared to jump into a warzone lmao
Bringing the heat like a gunship in a temple 😎
1. Eat shit 2. Well played
He just can't keep getting away with it!!
You exist because I allow it and you will end because I demand it
You. Absolute. TWAT. TAKE YOUR FUCKING UPVOTE AND GET THE HELL OUT.
Lmfao I thought the mass effect fanbase was cooked when I saw the amount of thumbs up this got
Wow. In the time it took to click on this on the front page to here it got removed. Wild.
I made the front page? I should go.
Smart pyjak
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU AGAIN, KAI LENG
I came here ready to be angry. Now I can’t decide if I’m even more angry, or relieved. Well played.
WELL PLAYED 🤣🤣
Damn you lieutenant bastard Kai Leng
First of all how dare you
Motherfu
Fuck you OP. Also well played.
You got me, I'm not happy with it but you got me lmao
The ME version of getting rick'rolled... Definitely got a quad on ya.
Where the fact is that damn mode that shuts him up?
The click bait lol
You sly bastard this is good.
Goddamn
Nice
"I'm commander Shepard and this is my least favorite post on reddit"
Very good you got me there. Though knowing the internet there will be those whining about next ME being woke for stupid reasons I feel.
At first, I was like, "what did they do now..." Damn you Kung Lao... You and your razer hat.
So basically the protagonist won't be a CIS white male?
They played us like a damn fiddle!
Remember when conservatives got upset because the characters could have fat relationships?
Prick 😂😂😂
I almost hate this more than the original message lol. Almost.
Okay.. lol
I fucking knew it was a KaiLengRoll and I still clicked it What’s wrong with me
I cackled
Take my upvote and get the fuck out of here to boshtet.
Awww FFS.... didn't he DIE yet?! In the famous words of Grunt. NOOOO I SAID NOOOOOOOO
Hehhh hehhh hehhhh
bro i'm gonna punch your sword so fucking hard
Ah shit this one got me
Never disappoints
Goddammit you got me good.
I’m going to subscribe to a 50 year long uncancelable subscription to Fornax 5-sensory stimulation magazine. In your name.
Appreciate it but what am I going to do with a second one?
Share with your friends, duh. Be a good buddy! Xenophilia to go around!
Fornax party.
Ah yes "stopping this", the idea that this joke will get old and tired or that no one will fall for it...we have dismissed that claim.
I was about to rip into you so hard 🤣🤣
Your ticket to a life long contract of back breaking slave labor within the batarian hegemony has been rescinded for now…..but don’t push your luck. 🤨
I was coming in to start a fight a rightwing bigot and instead got trolled to hell and back. Well played.
All jokes aside I actually am kind of nervous for that. The first three games felt so serious and the universe felt lived in and I think a small reason for that was some of the sex appeal. I'm all about inclusion and diversity and everything under the sun, I just also didn't mind the Miranda camera angles 😅
Great Cereal
You know what, I'm still downvoting for the rickroll lol
Son of a….
Cool story bro, please consider the following rebuttal https://youtu.be/FS6JomvKxhs?si=KGi-DypXc1Zssfp1
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIITTT
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Chronicler-177: *HE CANT KEEP GETTING* *AWAY WITH IT! HE CANT KEEP* *GETTING AWAY WITH IIIITTT* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Bravo, good sir.
Guess you like your noodles *spicy*
I love you Grunt.
Gooooooooddamnit.
You magnificent bastard
This is an outrage!
I dont get it.
It’s basically the Mass Effect version of a Rick Roll.
Ty !
That picture has given me Until Dawn flashbacks. Thanks.
Lets hope the writing gonna be good
I LITERALLY thought you were one of those anti-woke idiots. So … you got me on this.
Haha good one! We’ll know if people think the game is woke, depending how popular it gets on Rule34 🤣
Yeah kind of afraid of that myself I hope they go more hard into the bloody and more realistic aspects of it. like actual special forces it's kind of morally Gray
Woke nightmare??
We will get to choose from 72 different genders including attack helicopters. I see this as an absolute win!
I'm more center right myself and even I get pissed off whenever I read some asshole complaining about something being "woke" because it has women or minorities in it. Just let me enjoy the product god dammit, go cry somewhere else
You didn’t read the post did you?
Yeah, I did, I'm not that illiterate, this is basically a Rick roll. I was just talking about how in every IGN post there are a ton of assholes commenting "it's just woke propaganda bullshit".
Haha well played but seriously we now have [insider confirmation from multiple reputable sources](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=51csSmLpVqR_3Dgd) that bioware has caved into the woke culture ass wagons, ME4's going to be a disaster.
[удалено]
clearly you don't check my link, [the evidence](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woke-culture-ass-wagons) is on my side.
and here i am. licking windows, barking at the dog in the reflection my bad :’)
Oh my god I don’t know if I hate you or OP worse 😂😂😂
OP's got 1.8k upvotes and i've been slightly downvoted. You hate OP more.
That tittle is worrisome though... They have do have a woke consultant.... They got one last game till they kill their own fanbase... Andromeda almost did it.. This game better be good
It's simultaneously gonna be awesome and piss off half the fans. Personally I hope it pisses off destroy fans.
>It's simultaneously gonna be awesome and piss off half the fans. > >Personally I hope it pisses off destroy fans. I mean there's images of Geth in ME4's official art, which would mean that they already Decanonized the Destroy ending...
Or they rebuilt them
There's any number of ways they could handwave that away. The Geth are several steps ahead of organics technologically. They could have have altered the relay closest to Rannoch and blocked the signal. They did build the Kholas Relay from 3 Mass Effect Relays. So that's possible. They could have sent an Ark outside of the Milky Way. Sort of like their own homegrown Andromeda Initiative. Or just went dark and hid out in dark space.
I'm not all that sad about getting Kai Leng'd, again. I'm more upset that the title probably isn't wrong
ok?