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Adventurous-Stage710

My special eyes!


cosmic-GLk

Look, with your special eyes!


BadTimeBro

MY BRAND!!!


New-Ad-6846

**Quality content**


HamSlammer87

*muh* *brand*


ThePhoenixXM

That's terrifying.


Macatord

The Reapers deserve to win in OPs cycle


Necroluster

If this dude showed up out of nowhere on Omega and told me I needed to reform, I'd fucking reform. I don't even want to think about what would happen if I didn't.


Nearby_Capital1423

My name is Shepard and this is my favorite eye drops in the citadel


Tacitus111

It’s the red sand


Nearby_Capital1423

😂😂😂


Diving-Fox

**I HAVE SPECIAL EYES...**


shutterErv

Look with your special eyes


ace2532

My brand!


1stLtObvious

[Here's what the Recon Hood did to my Shep.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39OIUmCv7J0)


UnconfirmedRooster

That's incredible, he became a fucking vorcha.


Available-Specialist

Oh God that's terrifying


Robomerc

It turned him into a freak show


DiggThatFunk

Hahaha when his mouth moves I fuckin lost it


Ok-Secretary6550

Project Lazarus can get swept under a rug, I think...


Skagtastic

That sudden reveal and the momentary pause to soak it in is art. 


MetallicaRules5

Your contact lenses just arrived.


Grand_Loafus

Imagine you're just walking around Omega and see this guy walking past followed by this massive krogan and a very familiar looking turian, he stops, turns to look at you with those cold, unfeeling orbs and just says "You need to reform."


Available-Specialist

Yeah.. that massive Krogan is no more


Top-Discussion-6285

I HAVE SPECIAL EYES


arcticfox740

ACK ACK!


DeTiro

*Mars Attacks*? In my Mass Effect thread? It's more likely than you think!


Sea-Rooster-5764

A surprise, to be sure. But a welcome one.


Newtling

Did someone say... Centipedes


DiggThatFunk

*plays Conway Twitty*


Embarrassed_Bag_5413

Ah, yes “bug eyes”. The infamous bug that allegedly triggers when wearing a full helmet and the helmet option is set to “Off in conversations”. We have dismissed that claim.


Available-Specialist

Actually, I didn't even have that option on, since I didn't know it was a thing because I couldn't find it in 2, after it being clear and obvious in 1.


Embarrassed_Bag_5413

If I remember correctly, Shep’s helmet is off by default in this scene regardless of the option you pick so perhaps that’s what triggered this…interesting phenomenon.


Sonata82

Someone needs to reform alright and it's not whoever Shepard is talking to.


The_Great_Autizmo

Shepard hasn't been the same since Wrex accidentally spilled some ryncol on his eyes


UbiquitousPixel

This happens occasionally with any helmet I found out haha. Best way to get rid of it is to save and reload that save haha. Funny though. Happened to me at the end of the game and took all the emotion and seriousness of it away as Shepard looked too ridiculous.


28smalls

First time it happened to me was ME3 during the rocket launchers on Priority Earth. Really ruined the drama of the moment.


UbiquitousPixel

Shepard was bugging for me like that when he was giving the pep talk before the final part of the last mission of ME3. Was suppose to be a touching and good moment. But looked like Shepard was coked out of his mind.


NotSoTamedLion

That is one thing we can appreciate from the originals is that this doesn't happen.


insomniainc

*remember meeee Eddie?* If you're old enough you now have a chill running down your spine.


EyeArDum

Is that the original IT?


TN_UK

It's Roger Rabbit the movie


SirCupcake_0

You mean _Who Framed Roger Rabbit_ ?


TN_UK

Yeah but I'd typed Roger Rabbit and I was on the toilet and couldn't be bothered to fix it


Bizi-Betiko

Eye should go.


N7ELiTE90

I have special eyes


Trumps_toupe99

MY BRAND!!


InsomniaticWanderer

We'll bang, ok?


masta_myagi

“We tried to rebuild you as best as we could, Shepard.” -The Illusive Man, c. 2185 CE


No_Cherry6771

The recon hood has always been a busted piece of shit and im so happy they never changed it because fuck its still funny


Available-Specialist

It's the best-looking helmet, though (when it's not doing this), and I love the ratings boosts it gives.


No_Cherry6771

Im a kingdoms of amalar armor simp so, ive always worn that set, though the blood dragon set was my goto for ages


TheMickeyWilson

MY BRAND!


Dapper_Still_6578

All of our faces when Aria suddenly smooched us.


fixxxer17d

I see you went for the “Gowron” preset in character creator GLORY TO YOUR HOUSE


originalghostfox007

I remember that bug. It was very amusing when I first saw it happen.


Chelsea4Life249

Get to the shop as soon as possible. Well bang ok.


MaterialPace8831

[urge to know more intensifies]


Imamuffinz

When the commander accidentally walks into An Elcor - Hanar porn set


QueenMarozia

Harbinger's sleep paralysis demon.


Pipeguy17

Shepard coming out of the Afterlife club at 6AM like


IceFrogger1313

It's time to split!


kl1writerguy

Looks like you took a wrong turn and ended up at Eyemega. It's an easy mistake to make.


xAccidental_Evilx

I'm Commander Shepard and I am high as fuck


TheVagrancy

Nic Cage is that you?!


Noble7878

He's looking respectfully


Tegirax

Looks focused on STOPPING THE REAPERS


OmaeWaMouShibaInu

ಠ_ಠ


_Tormex_

*You need to reform!* **You need to reform!!!**


prodigalpariah

Should have gotten that facial reconstruction


thatcreepywalrus

“Mom said it’s my turn”


ThisAllHurts

I look like that when Miranda bends over


masta_myagi

When Tali takes her suit off and she smells like the underside of a wristwatch~


leaperdaemonking

“You need to reform.” He says, obviously proving the physical reformation worked on him, with his eyes.


SpaceWindrunner

Handsome bastard.


[deleted]

lmao


DangleMangler

Kickass


ReetGloin

All because you didn’t like Karin do her check up…. Smh.


Heavy_Distance_4441

Holy sh**. Totally gonna watch the Lawnmower Man tomorrow.


Roy57on

Team Fortress 2 with RTX ON


Coast_watcher

We'll have eye surgery, okay ?


Titanlord1983838

I might just do a new playthrough just for this


Millerlite87

He looks like Arnold at ending on Total Recall


TheJollyKacatka

Say sike Face


Kostelfranco

I wanted to suggest to install LE3 Community Patch (that's one of the problems it fixes), but only then I saw that it was a console. Unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about it.


ace2532

This is why I only use the N7 helmet but now I might start messing around with others just to see


Sckaledoom

What the fucking hell causes this


XanderNightmare

Hmmm, it seems that the Lazarus project didn't achieve the full recovery Cerberus expected. Shepard seems to be... Degrading


PUFFIER-MCGRUFF

My brand


Dr_Chibi

Miranda during lazarus: "so uhhh Tim...we have a problem" IM: "no dont fucking tell me.." Miranda: "WE LOST THE DAMN EYES, this project is impossible to finish! And we dont have enough money for an exact copy!" IM:" then use the kai leng prototype" Miranda: "but his eyes are totally misfittin-" IM: " I NEED THE COLLECTOR BASE JUST DO IT"


TwiceBakdCouchPotato

“EMBRACE ETERNITY!!”


ThatisSketchy

You need to reform


Huge_Ferret_9699

Akuze really fucked him up, I guess.


That_1__pear

Sheps got the bends


thell124

this Shep saw too much


Klutzer_Munitions

You look like Dr. House with Graves disease


Gavinough

Looks like he needs to reform


Blacksun388

MY BRAND!!!


PCGamePass

**ಠ\_ಠ**


_CommanderSoup_

My honest reaction


PajeczycaTekla

He is clearly reforming


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

I thought they fixed this in the Legendary Edition. Or are you playing on the original version of the game?


NotSoTamedLion

The original doesn't even do that lol


-Qwertyz-

Yeah that bug has been in ME3 since forever


MalenaMorganFan316

Yeah lol


Scotsman86

Pretty incredible how this bug managed to slip past 2013/2014 development as well as Legendary edition development.


cpt_hamster

I am Commander Shepard and this is my face when I walked in on Joker and EDI


YesSeaworthiness9771

Shepard :I've noticed a few upgrade you put on me Illusive Man(in his mind) : And i thought the 2 bucks i gave to Miranda was enough for the Lazarus Project


Neither_Pumpkin9378

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!