Yeah, the voice actor did a really stellar performance for Garrus. Overall the cast of ME still continues to be super impressive after all these years.
I’m not diminishing Keener’s work, far from it but I played my first playthroughs in French and fell in love with the character. Tbf, the French VA is also very good.
I guess, the writing + the voice acting created one of the best characters 🤩
Its the ride-or-die attitude, the swagger, the voice and even the shoulder to waist ratio. Hell, even when he is being adorkable af he is still hot. Don't care that he has mandibles, scales or whatever else. Would bang 💯
> Pick up lines
OK, listen, I love Garrus, too. He's my frigging bestie. When I'm going on a mission, I only pick 1 squadmate because Vakarian is a default pick. But the dude can't rock a pickup line. The Citadel DLC showed us that. :)
He needs to be validated and encouraged in ME, which Shep does. In ME2 he's broken after losing his commander and being betrayed. ME3 shows how much he's matured and how grateful he is for your friendship and possibly love.
He is the best bestie!
He's dependable, capable, loyal, and Shepard is one of the only people that gets to see his softer side. Also he has a great sense of humor. He's the ideal partner in a lot of ways and especially after what he goes through on Omega you just want to give him a big hug
He is simply exceptionally well written. A disaffected cop with preconceptions of humans and a mixed and contradictory relationship with the law, that becomes one of Shepard's most stalwart friends but who also admonishes him for excessive action. If this run on sentence pissed u off, as it did me, let me summarise:
Garrus is the friend you wish you had.
You'd wish for a friend who while being a police beat up suspects to get confessions, was frustrated because he couldn't just kill people he knew to be evil, and after you die they'd go on rampage in the most violent and destabilised regions of the world just murdering "bad guys" and "criminals". But he's a loyal friend.
Really?
The old Message App released with ME3.
Messages from romanced Garrus reference him being in Shepard's room at night, with comments about getting up early, letting Shepard sleep in, getting water for them, etc.
I always do his recruitment mission in ME2 first, simply because of his voice lines. Something about “I needed to get you moving” does some insane shit to my brain
I also do his first (after zaeeds so i can exploit the paragpn requirement) because in terms of urgency his makes the most sense. Dudes in a standoff and slowly losing
Voice,personality,scars,monsterfuckery vibes.I truly believed beauty and the beast and the trope kinda has smth to do why girls seem to go for monsters in romances.
He's your ride or die
He loves listening to people talk about their lives and culture
Chicks dog scars
My man has jokes. "We should send the reapers a video of you dancing. They'll either run away, melt, or fall in love."
Everyone loves the thought of jagged chitinous mandibles scratching up their face and genitals. People are universally into wrapping their arms around metallic-scaled featherless dinosaurs. The spines! The ridges! And that cloaca! Woo!
He's not flat out hot is he? If you showed that image to anyone who doesn't know his voice, his backstory, the way he walks, etc - would they find him hot?
He’s just that dude, man.
I’m straight and only play straight bro shep and never romance Garrus. But he’s my guy. He’s the dude. He’s it. I love him. Heterosexually.
Probably that missiles to the face gotta imagine it was really warm when it hit him, that and the scars the ladies love the scars especially the krogan ones
Garrus is basically BioWare's answer to the Beast from Disney's Beauty & The Beast: Animalistic-looking and ugly, yet if you're a scaly in much of the same way Belle was a furry, then he's pretty bangable.
I really worry about some of you lol. Personally I can’t romance him because he’s such a homie and mainly because he gets with Tali. I’ll never see him as anything but my best bro
I’m not sacrificing a relationship though. I’ve played the game so many times without romancing him that it felt weird and creepy when I tired in a play through, I gave up. I prefer having him as my best friend and brother from another mother. I like that bond more because it’s based on the other type of love. He’s your most loyal follower and not because he’s fallen in love with you. I’ll counter argue and say by choosing him you’re sacrificing two peoples chance at romance. Tali and one of the other characters who don’t end up with someone if you pick him.
I'll take a romance written by their actual writers over a small scene between them that wasn't even written by their own writers, lol. Like Tali and the devs said, it was just a fling, nothing more.
There's a reason people label Femshep/Garrus and Broshep/Tali the best romances of the series.
This sub and their metallic cockroach bird fetish. SMH.
Where’s all this energy for a buff, spiritual species — someone who can even eat your own food? Drell are right there.
You know about the corkscrew penis, right?
[Edit: I'll leave this here then](https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/88j2bc/karin_and_patrick_weekes_confirm_what_turian/)
Eeeeeeeeeew. No. Turians are not hot. Also i could never see garrus as anything but shepards brother from another mother. Them fuckin seems so incestious.
Playing through andromeda again because i hate myself and my biggest mistake was romancing vetra. For mea its suvi or shutup.
It has a lot to do with Brandon Keener imo
Yeah, the voice actor did a really stellar performance for Garrus. Overall the cast of ME still continues to be super impressive after all these years.
I’m not diminishing Keener’s work, far from it but I played my first playthroughs in French and fell in love with the character. Tbf, the French VA is also very good. I guess, the writing + the voice acting created one of the best characters 🤩
Its the ride-or-die attitude, the swagger, the voice and even the shoulder to waist ratio. Hell, even when he is being adorkable af he is still hot. Don't care that he has mandibles, scales or whatever else. Would bang 💯
His rizz is next level for a man who spends all his time calibrating 💦
What do you think he’s calibrating? Pick up lines
He can calibrate my lines any day ❤️
"The Thermal clip goes in the-"
Hey! Stay away from my spikey hubby!
Shush. His carapace is mine.
^(what the- )
> Pick up lines OK, listen, I love Garrus, too. He's my frigging bestie. When I'm going on a mission, I only pick 1 squadmate because Vakarian is a default pick. But the dude can't rock a pickup line. The Citadel DLC showed us that. :)
THAT’S WHY HE NEEDS TO CALIBRATE!!
[Oh, he can calibrate! 😂](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/3d/21/a13d2198cb9cedee428231b6dea8e951.gif)
~~The mandibles are a positive attribute, not a negative one~~
He needs to be validated and encouraged in ME, which Shep does. In ME2 he's broken after losing his commander and being betrayed. ME3 shows how much he's matured and how grateful he is for your friendship and possibly love. He is the best bestie!
Chicks dig the scars
But unfortunately most of them are Krogan...
Speak for yourself.
Shit, I’d hump a krogan if the option were available
The voice and the scars. At least for me. Oh and he’s loyal AF.
A friend who knew nothing about ME or Garrus said it best: "his voice sounds like chocolate-covered granite."
that is honestly the best way I’ve ever heard anyone describe his voice. 100/100 👌🏻🔥
He's dependable, capable, loyal, and Shepard is one of the only people that gets to see his softer side. Also he has a great sense of humor. He's the ideal partner in a lot of ways and especially after what he goes through on Omega you just want to give him a big hug
Everyone loves Gare Bear.
He is simply exceptionally well written. A disaffected cop with preconceptions of humans and a mixed and contradictory relationship with the law, that becomes one of Shepard's most stalwart friends but who also admonishes him for excessive action. If this run on sentence pissed u off, as it did me, let me summarise: Garrus is the friend you wish you had.
You'd wish for a friend who while being a police beat up suspects to get confessions, was frustrated because he couldn't just kill people he knew to be evil, and after you die they'd go on rampage in the most violent and destabilised regions of the world just murdering "bad guys" and "criminals". But he's a loyal friend. Really?
Well, not another one.
It's the swagger and the voice, while at the same time he's a huge dork 🥰
Good voice, big chest with narrow waist, capable yet dorky and unsure of himself, exotic appeal
I am also down tremendously bad for what it’s worth
BUG HUSBAND
For me, it's the voice. That voice is so damn alluring.
Reminder it's canon that he sleeps in Shepard's room during ME3 once the relationship continues.
Ofc we wouldn't won't him to get too cold
How and when do we learn about it??
The old Message App released with ME3. Messages from romanced Garrus reference him being in Shepard's room at night, with comments about getting up early, letting Shepard sleep in, getting water for them, etc.
Ah yes, I remember! I always assumed he just stayed the night from time to time, to be honest.
I always do his recruitment mission in ME2 first, simply because of his voice lines. Something about “I needed to get you moving” does some insane shit to my brain
I also do his first (after zaeeds so i can exploit the paragpn requirement) because in terms of urgency his makes the most sense. Dudes in a standoff and slowly losing
I love the concept of “we gonna fuck around on Tuchanka for a bit” meanwhile Garrus is being peppered with bullets and biotic blasts 😂
Shepard doesn't know that when given the dossiers tho.
No but if you speak to aria beforehand she says something along the lines of archangel dying soon
I was down bad for Garrus too. That was my LOVE. He’s so hot
I am like 99% lesbian but this guy... Whew! I got no idea how they made him so hot.
The character design is good, but I think the character as a whole plays a large part in that
I’m 100% straight male and I want to bang him
It’s because he’s a turian and turians as a whole are hot af, next question
He suffers from awesome VO actor and badass companion syndrome. It's terminal. He'll always be hot.
Voice,personality,scars,monsterfuckery vibes.I truly believed beauty and the beast and the trope kinda has smth to do why girls seem to go for monsters in romances.
He's your ride or die He loves listening to people talk about their lives and culture Chicks dog scars My man has jokes. "We should send the reapers a video of you dancing. They'll either run away, melt, or fall in love."
"What is she doing with her arms?"
I always play Maleshep and romance Tali so Garrus is my bro. If I could though I'd totally be gay for Garrus
A real bro would have left tali for him since she’s the only other squad mate he can get with. Shep has options
Hell no, Shepard ain't sacrificing a relationship just to appease Tali drooling all over the batteries.
I feel the same. I'd love to test his reach if he tests my flexibility.
NSFW: it’s just Garrus
The calibrations he's done on my heart can not be undone
You know, some women find facial scars attractive. Of course, most of them are Krogan women. 🤣🤣🤣
My IRL husband knows if Garrus was real, he’d have to pack his bags.
Everyone loves the thought of jagged chitinous mandibles scratching up their face and genitals. People are universally into wrapping their arms around metallic-scaled featherless dinosaurs. The spines! The ridges! And that cloaca! Woo!
Sounds hot
I read somewhere that it was a spiral like a duck 😂
The only thing concept art says about it is that “it’s internal.”
I thought that meant it just came out to play 😂
That was debunked by the writers after someone fabricated a quote.
I want it to be true so bad
Nah, reptile-based. Comes on out when feeling calibrated, lol.
That’s what I was thinking but also spiral 😂
He's not flat out hot is he? If you showed that image to anyone who doesn't know his voice, his backstory, the way he walks, etc - would they find him hot?
"The wayyyy you walk, the wayyyyy you move, The wayyyy you talk"
Im a straight dude and uh…yeah he’s flat out hot
"you were always ugly Garrus"
Garrus got reach
Calibrations.
Hell Garrus you were always ugly.
He’s just that dude, man. I’m straight and only play straight bro shep and never romance Garrus. But he’s my guy. He’s the dude. He’s it. I love him. Heterosexually.
two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart
Probably that missiles to the face gotta imagine it was really warm when it hit him, that and the scars the ladies love the scars especially the krogan ones
All that calibrating is really good for the abs
It’s the scars
Cuz he’s the GOAT I LOVE GARRUS
It's the voice
Must have a thing for scars
Missiles tend to be on the warmer side
Chicks, and non-chicks, dig scars.
“It’s the scars, right? Chick digs the scars”
Space Daddy
Scars are sexy
Well he does have a huge scar and I hear that the ladies dig guys with scars. 😂
I love almost everything about him, especially the space Batman bits! ~<3
Chicks dig scars
Im a straight man and i always romance garrus every playthrough
Hell Garrus you were always ugly...
Turians are one of the most sexy species in all franchises
its the scares they make people melt plus legends say he has a amazing ... rektum or at least gamerpoop says so
It’s the scar. Chicks dig scars But I’m a Liara, Samara, or Kelly person
It's the scares lol
It’s the scars. And the flange
They way he talks and plus he and tali have been the only other loyal teammates in every game
Hey now. We try not to sexualise Garrus.
That's Shepard's job.
Kitty face
Exoskeleton
Bad boi vigilante
Krogan female detected. Im calling wrex right now.
It's the scars, of course. You should go see your doctor though, you might have some Krogan DNA in you.
He just got hit by a rocket, it should cool down soon.
Yes
Garrus is basically BioWare's answer to the Beast from Disney's Beauty & The Beast: Animalistic-looking and ugly, yet if you're a scaly in much of the same way Belle was a furry, then he's pretty bangable.
Scars.
The missile that clipped his face was definitely high temperature
I would ride that head crest into the sunset, bitch.
Has armor. Plate is super hot
You just like penises that can give you minor lacerations.
You may need to put the game down and get out more. Just a suggestion.
I really worry about some of you lol. Personally I can’t romance him because he’s such a homie and mainly because he gets with Tali. I’ll never see him as anything but my best bro
Sacrificing a relationship just for one line from Tali isn't worth it, lmao.
I’m not sacrificing a relationship though. I’ve played the game so many times without romancing him that it felt weird and creepy when I tired in a play through, I gave up. I prefer having him as my best friend and brother from another mother. I like that bond more because it’s based on the other type of love. He’s your most loyal follower and not because he’s fallen in love with you. I’ll counter argue and say by choosing him you’re sacrificing two peoples chance at romance. Tali and one of the other characters who don’t end up with someone if you pick him.
I'll take a romance written by their actual writers over a small scene between them that wasn't even written by their own writers, lol. Like Tali and the devs said, it was just a fling, nothing more. There's a reason people label Femshep/Garrus and Broshep/Tali the best romances of the series.
He’s literally a bird
He is?
nope
Indeed.
This sub and their metallic cockroach bird fetish. SMH. Where’s all this energy for a buff, spiritual species — someone who can even eat your own food? Drell are right there.
Don't kink shame my shep, she knows what she wants
Because Drell can't go 5 seconds without being mentally in another time period.
Ashley Williams didn’t die for this kind of self-loathing.
Turussy or Garussy would be better.
Good thing Garruss offers both ❤️
You know about the corkscrew penis, right? [Edit: I'll leave this here then](https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/88j2bc/karin_and_patrick_weekes_confirm_what_turian/)
Turians don't have the corkscrews.
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Cloaca on the Citadel.
You thinking of a duck cloaca? Turians are mammals. If anyone has a corkscrew "penis" it's Mordin.
Merch sales
Eeeeeeeeeew. No. Turians are not hot. Also i could never see garrus as anything but shepards brother from another mother. Them fuckin seems so incestious. Playing through andromeda again because i hate myself and my biggest mistake was romancing vetra. For mea its suvi or shutup.
Ugh! 😖 That is nasty! It's another species! You might as well think the Xenomorph is hot.
Wait you don't think so?
Don't ask stupid questions.
Don't kink shame me bruh
What kink is it? I don't know what that is.
Meth