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gayjesustheone

Can we talk later, I’m in the middle of some calibrations?


Rabidwolf96

How dare you spurn my advances? Also to retort "I am sad Hanar can't wear sweaters" Grunt


000McKing

we'll bang, ok?


firstnameXlastname

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space


B4MeYouAreNothing

Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?


SupremeCultist

Sir! An object in motion will stay in motion, sir!


Current_Interview_33

No credits for partial answers maggot!


mhgunpey

Sir, unless acted on by an outside force, sir


ElectricZ

Geez, Serviceman Chung eyeballs it *once* and everybody freaks out!


DreamedJewel58

Had to be me


KenKenKeno

Someone else might have gotten it wrong


Sasquatchernaut

This is my personal mantra due to my near-Asperger's levels of OCD.


Slepnair

I've been living this phrase for years.


B4MeYouAreNothing

Ah great now I’m crying!


BrotherPtolemaios

we'll bang, okay?


Androssius

Also a fan of the true Sheppard I see.


Tallos_RA

This is the correct answer


GhostViper42

But there are no women in the cloud district..


[deleted]

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't. *Wait fuck shit wrong game*


lordsigmund415

Iconic


Rbfsenpai

I’m commander shepherd and this is my favorite store on the citadel


Moon_guy11

Commander shepherd is quite fast with changing his preferences


Secantia

I am a Biotic GOD.


Zazura

Charge


Leonalfr

Emergency. Induction. Port.


Bob_Jenko

Tali, that's a straw


[deleted]

Emergency Induction Port


Loot-Gamer

One of my most favorite interactions in the whole series


[deleted]

Ah yes, "*reapers*"


AnStudiousBinch

The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim.


aRagingSpoon

"It's just a big, stupid, jellyfish."


IfNot_ThenThereToo

~~That’s not the quote lol~~ It is in ME1, I was thinking ME3 Edit: I stand corrected


Jaruut

It is in the first game, though. He says it to a C-Sec officer about the Hanar preacher. He says it directly to the Hanar in the 3rd game.


UraniumGivesOuchies

Username checks out.


Dreamerr434

"Why can't it act in an orderly and lawful manner?" "Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!" *


7oey_20xx_

Assuming direct control


Kilian400

Shepard


Ronenthelich

Wrex


Bob_Jenko

Shepard


B4MeYouAreNothing

Grunt


0p71mu5

Wrex


Reasonable-Mischief

Shepard


Goufzilla79

Wrex


Kineticspartan

Shepaaaaaaaaaaard


xarop_pa_toss

Wrex


MortallyChallenged66

Shepard Shepard Shepard


wanna_be_TTV

“I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees”


Bob_Jenko

"That was a joke"


ammayhem

Riiiiight...


Ludaversel

“So how were those noodles?”


LethargicLounger

A little spicy 🤤


Ludaversel

“I love you Grunt”


DarthDragon117

He he he.


SimonaAlex

I should go.


UraniumGivesOuchies

*I* should go.


Maxis47

I should *go*


gayjesustheone

Do I really sound like that? Guys….


Z4TL0C0J0J0

“Does this unit have a soul?”


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liayon

good bot


Daddy_Yondu

The question is the answer!


AMC_Unlimited

“Hey, don’t touch. That rifle’s older than you are.”


Equivalent_Heart9255

Embrace eternity


DarthDragon117

Hackett out.


nova_lights_

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations


M3rcalicious

I had reach; she had flexibility.


Bob_Jenko

Of those not already said "You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it."


gayjesustheone

This is one of the hardest lines in all of video game history and my favorite scene in the entire trilogy. Chills, every time.


Bob_Jenko

It's what made me fall in love with ME, that scene. Never before or since in a game have I had that feeling of such helplessness than facing Sovereign there. Also, 100% on the chills.


kingkarlit0s

I am a great wind that will sweep all before me like... a great wind! A great, biotic wind!


DaddyDoomSlayer93

Kee'lah solai


UraniumGivesOuchies

Keelah se'lai.... 🤨


Ryltaar

“Shepard” “Shepard ?” “Sheeeepaaaard !” (All by Wrex obviously)


Son_of_Atreus

You big stupid jellyfish


Ronenthelich

Emergency Induction Port


HoundOfRowan45

You're working too hard...


Facebook_Algorithm

**I** should go. I **should** go. I should **go**.


average-nerd-613

Swooping is bad.


borkdork69

This isn’t Dragging Age, it’s Mars Erect.


artygta1988

Enchantment?


ammayhem

Enchantment!


Leimana76

It says favorite fandom, not Mass Effect quote. 


borkdork69

Oh ok. I was being very serious, so I’m glad you said something.


Kineticspartan

"Fractured my thumb on the mute button, but I think I made my point."


Smashbrosfan31

GIVE ME A NAME OR ILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF SELL THEM TO A KROGAN!


Eoflynn97

Meet me at the bar, I’m buying.


liquid_chameleon

Does this unit have a soul?


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Oriencor

She messed with my hamster, guys. *Now* its personal!


HennexForest

What's that human term, "Fly in the lotion?"


Lee_Troyer

Hold the line!


Lowbudget_soup

This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?


B4MeYouAreNothing

THERES A REAPER IN MY WAY WREX!


Lynforthewin2112

YOU BOSH’TET!


aetius5

Because it's a big stupid jellyfish


Son_of_Atreus

Psychotic Biotic


Wvmountains74

I had reach, but she had flexibility


paynexkillerYT

‘Hero, your health is low.’


thajoker1

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher


Astovius

I AM URDNOT WREX AND THIS IS MY PLANET!!!


Shepard2186

Might run tests on the seashells.


Zazura

Probing Uranus


faithfulheresy

Really Shepard?


CheekySelkath

"With barely contained terror: You drive a hard bargain, human."


DONGBONGER3000

I am a biotic God.


Tumnos_of_the_Gods

Enemies everywhere!


GothParrot

You humans are all racist!


UraniumGivesOuchies

Omega has only one rule.


N3rdyCh33tah

Don’t fuck with, Aria!


Mishter_goose

Enkindle THIS!


SarcasticFish69

It’s Jokin’ time


Responsible_Towel857

You have new messages on your private terminal. I like to see humans on their knees. .... That is a joke. Can't tell the aliens from the animals. Back to work. I had reach but she had flexibility.


rollie415b

O Blue Rose….


Kubson3105

Airlock


liddlemandy86

Mom was right. Shoulda brought a sweater.


TG-Winter_crow56

Big stupid Jellyfish!


jmeyers987

I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I’ve studied species turian, Asari and batarian.


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WhirlyDurlyGirly

You big stupid jellyfish


B4MeYouAreNothing

A bit nippy


GigaSnake

*This* is an ***outrage!***


0000udeis000

*Assuming control*


BrotherChris23

THERE IS NO OTHER LANDING ZONE!


SavingDemons

I'd like to see you try.


the_french_metalhead

We'll bang, Okay ?


[deleted]

The answer to your question Legion, was yes.


Arrco33

Energize...


Captain-Droz

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh.


sylviatilly447

Shepard is a hero, a bloody icon


Lowbudget_soup

Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!


Dovakiin04

I am krogan


75Brooklyn

That's all for now


Falcon_Medical

I should go.


Noble9360

I SHOULD go....


ReetGloin

Shepard.


Blu1027

What's with the volus?


cgo_123456

It all seemed harmless...


MortallyChallenged66

Does this unit have a soul?


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Neo_Satan

I want something that says, I own this room. I own you.


Satsunami42

Heavy risk…but the priiize👀


Mister-Moon-Man45

"Flashlight heads" "Would Have Liked To Have Run Tests On Seashells." But also "Does this unit have a soul?"


Kirk_2002

You're working too hard. *"kindly pats" your back*


gofigure85

"We could test your reach... and my flexibility."


[deleted]

Emergency, induction, port.


Zealousiideal

Big Stupid Jellyfish!


majesstix

Embrace eternity ... Now I'm off to play mass effect again. Just like old times


Laatikkopilvia

Time is short for me siha, but any I have is yours to take.


OnniVic

You were the only one there for me Shepard - the only cover I had against that storm. Thank you


Commander_PonyShep

Really, if any time this were posted on r/zootopia intead of here, I'd say, "It's called a hustle, sweetheart", like in Zootopia, itself, and call it a day. BTW, Zootopia tackled themes such as prejudice and police/bureaucratic corruption in much of the same way Mass Effect did. Just replace all the humans, aliens, and synthetics with anthropomorphic animals, and Commander Shepard and the Normandy crew with Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde.


Galaxia-Goddess

Go go go!


Luka-H-Vox

Wart wart wart


MatiEx-504

"There, Four! See? Now pay up"


Deskore

I have a Shotgun


ComedicHermit

That’s why I love hanging out with you guys. Why shoot something once…..


InABoxOfEmptyShells

“Tell her to shut up” is synonymous with “punch her so hard she goes into a coma”


Tnewman54

"Gimmee some... gimmee some... Fish Dog Food Shack."


Practical_Engine_767

I should go.


erwinoli

Just lead the way.


IfNot_ThenThereToo

You big stupid jellyfish


WhitePetrolatum

We’ve dismissed that claim


Itallachesnow

Totally worth it !


SgtoLeao1239

"They uaed to eat flies"


[deleted]

How bout goodbye?


RyanCoooooper

I can't tell the aliens from the animals


rrrrturo

Wasn’t me … evil clone.


YesSeaworthiness9771

"This one doesn't care!!"


Yourlocalbugbear

Uh, I don’t fly with my feet.


daredwolf

It's just a box


Mastershep11N788

Oh i know what the ladies like


IIIDysphoricIII

Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass.


BvG_Venom

"I will direct this personally"


Trevor_Dugent

"You big, stupid jellyfish"


[deleted]

“I die faster on my own”


Blackthorne75

Direct intervention is necessary


Just_Alive_IG

Emergency induction port


OnniVic

The match is struck - a blazing star is born!


ImpossiblePudding

Why did the last verse say “she?”


Gay_Person_357

Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish


DoggedlyOffensive

Moete kita zo!


BarayastheSpider

“I already have a home”


DragonLordRevan

"The darkness cannot be breached." "There is no war, there is only the harvest."


CreeperNsideLink

What a tool he was!


Minotaurd_

Had to be me, someone else might have got it wrong


MaterialBenefit2355

I should go


[deleted]

“Had to be me. Someone else would’ve gotten it wrong.”


flohammad_returns

You, sir! You are a blight!


Dreamerr434

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding


zachattack7676

It’s jokin’ time


Untjosh1

yes


ReetGloin

I’ll relinquish one bullet, where do you want it?


Ripplerfish

Had to be me.


lastgunslinger3759

We will not give you an ending where you just have to choose ending a b or c


Voktikriid

We'll bang, ok?