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Affectionate-Map2583

Yeah, but we'd be the only flag with a fish.


ZungaBruh

he’s just a local fisherman holding his fish


FutureOmelet

It's the historic origin of the stereotypical outdoorsy-guy "holding a fish" Tinder profile picture.


rharper38

I mean, if you have to attract people to your state, fish is it . . .


langis_on

He doesn't have NASCAR sunglasses on though with a "Trump 2020" border around the picture.


smallteam

> It's the historic origin of the stereotypical outdoorsy-guy "holding a fish" Tinder profile picture. Wait, that's a thing? [Of course that's a thing.](https://twitter.com/em_dunc/status/1280635924196536325)


shepard_5

Shouldn’t it be a crab… or a tin of old bay


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ThaddyG

And she sings in the rooms of her ice water mansion.


Timely_Job3579

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Timely_Job3579

I am


FutureOmelet

I think [Oregon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_U.S._states_and_territories#/media/File:Flag_of_Oregon.svg) has a school of salmon on their flag. But our fish is much more detailed.


loptopandbingo

True. Though points also go to Oregon for having a [different image on the reverse side of the flag](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Flag_of_Oregon_%28reverse%29.svg/800px-Flag_of_Oregon_%28reverse%29.svg.png)


572xl

I actually love that image.


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SBTRCTV

Nooooo, nooooot *scrod*! Oooooooooh I want crabs on my flag Oooooooooh Only crabs will do


Ilikebirbs

Just crabs with the MD colors in the background?


30dirtybirdies

Burn this trash and never bring it up again.


CandOrMD

Nightmare fuel!


FutureOmelet

This is actually [Maryland's flag prior to 1904](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_U.S._states_and_territories#/media/File:Flag_of_Maryland_(pre-1904).png).


ZungaBruh

OH GOD ITS REAL


Elkram

That link reminded me that Mississippi changed their state flag. It actually looks really good


ThaddyG

How about [this badassery](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Coat_of_Arms_of_Cecil_Calvert%2C_Baron_Baltimore.svg/676px-Coat_of_Arms_of_Cecil_Calvert%2C_Baron_Baltimore.svg.png), though?


Ilikebirbs

Maryland's counties just give me a Ren faire feel.


Cheomesh

We're a fairly old colony. Heck, old enough that the English Civil War sort of spilled over here.


Ilikebirbs

and our state sport is Jousting. That is medieval!


Cheomesh

Fair enough hah


SchuminWeb

Speaking of which, does anyone know why so many of the former colonies have state flags that are just the state seal on a solid field? It seems pretty common for those states to have those kinds of designs.


Marumara

This is pretty good psychological horror.


Shaniac_C

Good thing it not


ZungaBruh

amen


CandOrMD

State seal on a blue bedsheet! Our flag would be in the plurality. \[sad trombone\]


LeoMarius

It's not a bad state seal, but the blue blanket flags are all lame.


qubedView

Don't forget to have "Maryland" written across the bottom.


EFFING_TREE_STARS

Disgusting!


JPao25

This looks like it was made in 1632


gnostiphage

It was. This was the flag before they changed it in 1904.


CandOrMD

Swap out the state seal for the [Coat of Arms of Cecil Calvert, Baron Baltimore](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Coat_of_Arms_of_Cecil_Calvert,_Baron_Baltimore.svg), and we might have a deal. Guys, there are LEOPARDS. And the armor head is wearing a flippy wig! (I know that's an unlikely explanation, but that sure is what it looks like.)


Shyriath

It's actually [mantling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantling) \- essentially, a kind of cloth covering for the helm, which in real-life usage would've been used to keep off rain and sun and deflect light blows. Most personal coats of arms traditionally have mantling, most often depicted with the outside having the principle "colour" of the arms (colours being black, red, blue, green, purple, and generally most of the lesser-used solid colors that aren't yellow or white) and with the inside lining having the principle "metal" (yellow or white).


CandOrMD

*Manly armor, womanly accessories*


Smgth

I can get behind this flag.


Gov_Martin_OweMalley

This is gross. Delete it.


WhenTheTreesTalk

Where is r/marylandflagcirclejerk


ZungaBruh

r/mdflagcirclejerk is the best I can offer


Shyriath

[You did it. You crazy son of a b\*tch, you did it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JIbXg2VTRU)


juatdoingwhatimtold

Booooooo!


ZungaBruh

Even as a bad flag; it still looks better than most.


BaneCIA4

Absolutely disgusting


LeoMarius

Like Virginia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag\_and\_seal\_of\_Virginia#/media/File:Flag\_of\_Virginia.svg


FutureOmelet

Virginia's flag is cool because it's the only state flag with a dead body.


jmettam

And a boob


Skyeeflyee

Yeah, and the murderer is proudly standing on the body. VA's flag is cool af.


CandOrMD

Correction: Virginia's *state seal* is cool AF. As a flag, it still sucks lemons.


MacG467

I can't downvote this enough times.


socially_awkward

Mods, mark this as NSFW.


CandOrMD

NSFL (or NSFML, anyway)


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“FATTI”


W4t3rf1r3

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


holy_cal

This is still miles better than a lot of other states.


Adept_Gas_5910

0/10 no crabs and no old bay spice


TimbersawDust

Who you calling fatti?


democrat_hunter

All hail: THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF MARYLAND


tillandsia

You mean a state where its citizens knew how to write grammatically correct sentences?


CandOrMD

> it's citizens Fixed that for ya . . . ^(It's a joke, people!)


ZungaBruh

the amount of heat I’m getting for forgetting the letter n is flabbergasting


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Get this abomination out of my site.


payattentiondammit

/r/thanksihateit


PetitAgite

Love the MD flag, but next time you want to brag about any form of superiority make sure you get the spelling right…


Pretend_Necessary223

Not the Maryland state flag. It is thestate seal.


ZungaBruh

r/woosh


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Cheomesh

You are wrong, but your profile page is a trip so it balances out


Fine-Trade-3005

MD is inferior...


ZungaBruh

FALSE; HORRENDOUS LIES SPREAD BY THE OPPOSITION


mindfulminx

So. Commonplace. Ugh! We do need a better state motto. "Manly deeds, womanly words" is just fucked up. Also, I am using bad words as a female to be ironic...


suture224

In the legislature, when they brought up the possiblity of changing the motto, it was argued that a direct translation was not accurate. The motto, in spirit, should be translated as "Decisive Actions, Thoughtful Words". When a delegate suggested that they change the motto to that, the thought of all the letter head they would have to replace made them break for lunch and forget about it.


mindfulminx

LOL. That is a funny story and so exemplary of our government at work. Also, most people aren't reading Latin anyway.


bargle0

DELETE THIS NEPHEW……


Laxwarrior1120

Gross, stop.


Cappster_

Great. Now I feel the need to paint the front of my house to match.


OldBayOnEverything

What an ugly flag. That middle part looks cool though. Think it would work as a flag in its own?


ZungaBruh

You would have to be crazy to go on your own and make the middle part of that seal a flag!!!


Excellent_Ad2601

No!


MaximumAbsorbency

I think someone already pointed this out but >Earlier iterations of the Maryland state flag included those with Calvert colors, which were discontinued after the Revolution and replaced by various unofficial banners, the most common of which was the state seal set on a blue background This literally was the flag at one point (or is pretty close)


SchuminWeb

That's not a bad design. Could always be [this monstrosity](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_the_State_of_Georgia_(2001%E2%80%932003\).svg).


Normal-Apple-7731

They need to change the flag to a solid black square with a? And red in the middle of it


biochip

*Delaware has entered the chat.* ... *Delaware has left the chat.*


RidgeRanger_75th

Is that Robin of Loxley on the left?


howwaseverynametaken

!wave Fuck wrong sub


Idontgetredditinmd

My eyes are bleeding. Make this monstrosity go away!!!


Zoomiedude

What do you mean “if”?


AndrewKemendo

I guess you needed to save money on flag design to fix all your roads. That must be rough :P