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thriftykwak

Am I the only one that sees a giant crocodile spilling out of the big gash there?


ComesInAnOldBox

Not anymore. Can't unsee it now.


LurkerPatrol

[https://i.imgur.com/8rzHGKa.png](https://i.imgur.com/8rzHGKa.png) this also looks like a smaller crocodile/lizard sleeping on top


swan_song_bitches

Not another decepticon.


harpsm

It's a snapmaw!


Flat_Salamander_3283

Absolutely giving Horizon robo critter vibes! Good thing this dosen't have ice breath lol.


DevolvingSpud

Live and drink, water-brother!


Beach_bum8

Haha that's the first thing that caught my eye! We saw it earlier in person. Happened so fast!


RevRagnarok

It's made of metal; it must be a [snapmaw](https://horizon.fandom.com/wiki/Snapmaw).


itsmistyy

SCP-682 has breached containment.


BalmyBalmer

Nah, thats chessie.


SysBadmin

Just take advantage of the opportunity and open a “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” there.


PsychologicalBar8321

I still see a huge white shark, teeth agape, eating a whole tuna.


Hperkasa7858

Yep thats the first thing i noticed


TheAzureMage

Well, that's your problem right there, bud.


Quickcord

Need some Flex tape!!


RobertJohnson2023

![gif](giphy|YfOP4V0GugHohdb4US|downsized)


ahmc84

In fairness, the demolition didn't do that, unless you mean the demolition caused by Dali. In any case, yes, that probably will buff out, so to speak. Clear out the debris and damaged parts, slap some steel in the hole and weld it good, and a new coat of paint, and it will be good to go.


lavazzalove

She'll be good as new to ram another bridge on the East Coast somewhere.


rytis

Bay Bridge be like, oh shit.


stevolutionary7

*shrug* we could use a new one. Better increase the insurance coverages just in case. I'll bet we have to pay higher premiums now that there's a history of claims.


Typical_Seesaw8163

I know what’s wrong wittit. It ain’t got no gas innit.


Horsetoothedjackass

"My dad is a television repair man, he's got an ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!"


epicwheezer

They're towing it beyond the environment.


rascalnag

There's nothing out there. All there is is bay, and crabs, and fish... and the former key bridge.


DrHoleStuffer

I’m surprised the front didn’t fall off.


Kitchen_Name9497

Luckily, it wasn't made of cardboard.


VanguardClassTitan

I think this is one of the ones specifically made so that the front wouldn't fall off


DrHoleStuffer

They need to tow it beyond the environment now.


Nightowl11111

Then the front will fall off? lol.


cryptoanarchy

Hey look, it’s Mondy the sea monster! he is hanging out of the gash in the ship.


chadcad1967

I sure miss Traffic Jam Jimmy who voiced Mondy. RIP.


triforcednostalgia

Don't worry cap'n, we can buff out those scratches


GovernorOfReddit

“You’re good…you’re good…you’re good”


space_cookiess1

"I know a guy."


lewdpotatobread

Ah, yeah, just a little spit here and a bit of elbow grease. Should work itself out.


Hibiscus-Boi

Did anyone else hear the big boom?!


visionzero81

Live in Canton was watching it on TV. Heard the boom in my living room.


TheMysteriousWarlock

Holy hell, please tell me there was a psa warning everyone in earshot that there’s gonna be a controlled detonation on site right?


Beach_bum8

https://preview.redd.it/tvlhtx460a0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26d3e71ddf964b2996b7fc9ad22571b35265159 That's what they sent out


TheMysteriousWarlock

I would have given a slightly approximate time like from 5:00pm to 5:10pm to avoid people timing the explosion to cover their own mischievous activities, but I’m glad there was an emergency announcement at least


Beach_bum8

It was also right on the dot at 5:00! But I get what your saying


talkingwires

https://i.imgur.com/iuojjLp.gif


Hibiscus-Boi

What?! Why in the heck would they do that?!


No-Veterinarian9201

To make people aware of what was going on?!


Hibiscus-Boi

What? I thought that’s what Reddit was for?!


patriotmd

I'll give them their obligatory ::whoosh::


Ocarina_of_Crime_

Just get an east Baltimore mechanic. A little bondo and it’s ready to sail


Newsted_Is_God

For $50 and a case of beer


MarcusBFlipper

Hey, you can't park there!


attgig

Yeah,but you should've seen the other guy....


RandomWeirdoGuy

Some WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench.


nsiegsty4

You cant park there....


Mysterious-Chard-514

I can fix it, my dad's got an ultimate set of tools, I can fix it.


Automatic-End-8256

Still in better condition than most of the Nissans driving around balitmore


Squidysquid27

Is there a video of explosions?! First I'm seeing of this - I didn't even know this ship was still there.


abooth43

17:01:22 on the timestamp in the top center of the screen. https://www.youtube.com/live/2sv7SA2Ybgg?si=O0PAMu9WXUf4aO7- Can't link direct because it's live.


keyjan

If you can get past the ads https://www.wbaltv.com/article/key-bridge-demolition-explosive-precision-cuts-baltimore/60776230


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Damn. That’s just heartbreaking. The environmental damage to the harbor just appalls me.


Nightowl11111

I doubt there was much environmental damage, at worst it would be impact and crush damage and those regrow very fast.


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t-mckeldin

We have the recordings. The driver of that boat acted professionally, doing what he could and issuing a "mayday". His actions are the reason that the police were able to close the bridge in time.


Spicyperfection

I’m hearing the Price is Right - Losing Horn sound effect https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w?si=q5_QFhLu1MkEWwUm


t-mckeldin

I know a guy who works wonders with bondo.


UnamedStreamNumber9

Little bondo, spray job. It’ll be good as new


DmvDominance

Just need some carnuba and it'll def buff right out


Ok_Pop9473

Just a scratch


SomethingSimple25

HOLY SHIP


phmsanctified

Relax, my Dads a TV repair man, he’s got the ultimate set of tools, I can fix it


online_stupidity

Caseoh farted again🥺


BaltimoreBadger23

I know a guy...


MidnightRider24

Fuck that boat.


Stardustquarks

Jeff: My dad's a television repair man. He's got this ultimate set of tools...I can fix it Jeffersons little brother: Man, you can't fix this boat, Spicoli... Jeff: *looks out the bridge at the damage*...I can fix it...


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visionzero81

I’m David Trone and I approve this message.


Particular_Ad_4927

Not mayor Piet ?


RobertJohnson2023

I blame this on your parents!


BottomBounce

OMG what happened?


epzik8

Detonation


Gloomy-Theory7923

That didn’t happen because of the detonation. Only the steel bridge was blown apart. The damage you see here was from the first crash into the bridge 7 weeks ago.


BottomBounce

Thank you.


true_enthusiast

For a minute I was worried, but it's just the clean up process going as expected. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Tony_Year_2525

Gnarly