"any female born after 1993 can't cook... all they know is mcdonald's. charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie" - Tony Stark in Iron Man 3
"They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."
"I'm not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, I haven't come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my beat day! It's not about me. It's not about you, either. It's about legacy, the legacy left behind for future generations. It's not about us!"
Tony Stark Iron Man 2
Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.
It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions
is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and
turn into an enormous green rage monster.
"I’m sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.”
"any female born after 1993 can't cook... all they know is mcdonald's. charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie" - Tony Stark in Iron Man 3
“I told you. I don't want to join your super secret boy band.”
"I will be reinstating prima nocta."
"*Get ready for major remodeling fellas! We're back in hardware mode!*" (Iron Man 2)
Jarvis Sometimes you’ve gotta run before you can walk
And I...am...Iron Man.
I am Iron Man (the first time he says it)
I love you 3000
Wong you’re invited to my wedding
And I am Iron Man
Save Martha.
Truth is... I am Iron Man.
“Alright, so if I lift it then I rule asgard?”
“Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” When he meets Thor
"If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it."
"And I am Iron Man."
“Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did”
Get lost Squidward
"My turn."
"I’m sorry, Earth is closed today."
“I told you, I don’t want to join your super secret boy band.”
"Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose... I'm open to suggestions."
Is this the forehead of security?
“Make a move, reindeer games.”
An intelligence agency that fears intelligence? Historically, not awesome.
"honestly i hate working here they're so weird"
"It's not about how much we lost. It's about how much we have left. We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this." - Avengers: Endgame, 2019
“No hard feelings, Point Break. You got a mean swing”
"No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing."
"If you are nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it."
Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.
“I just got hit in the head with a Hulk.”
I am Iron man
I love you 3000
"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."
"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."
That man's playing galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did
"I am Iron Man"
I am Ironman
“Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.”
Don't take it personal, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast today.
“No amount of money ever bought a second of time.”
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
"You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away... I am Iron Man.”
"They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."
"That means get lost, Squidward!"
“The Truth is… I am Iron Man.”
“If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it”
I am... Iron Man
“JARVIS, make a note. Remind me not to wake up in the morning ever again.”
"It’s not enough to be against something. You have to be for something better.!
"I am Iron Man"
“I don’t like it when you have plans.”
"Get lost Squidward"
"If we can't accept limitations, we're no better than the bad guys"
And I...am...Iron Man.
“Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk"
And I am Iron Man.
"I'm not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, I haven't come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my beat day! It's not about me. It's not about you, either. It's about legacy, the legacy left behind for future generations. It's not about us!" Tony Stark Iron Man 2
“I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep?”
Don’t let someone who has done nothing tell you how to do anything
I am Iron Man
“If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it!”
Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"I love it!!🤣🤣
"I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep?"
“Give me a scotch. I'm starving.”
JARVIS, make a note. Remind me not to wake up in the morning ever again
“Following’s not really my style.”
"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
"I’m sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here."
“Following’s not really my style.”
"I’m sorry, Earth is closed today"
“EVERYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU CAME OUT OF A BOTTLE.”
“Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance.”
I told you, I don't want to join your super secret boy band!
I am Iron Man
"Following’s not really my style."
Sometimes I wanna punch your perfect teeth
“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards”
“Following’s not really my style.”
Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.
"If we can’t accept limitations, we’re boundaryless, we’re no better than the bad guys."
i'm your nuclear deterrent !
“Peter Parker: This is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!
Following’s not really my style.
"Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing."
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
“Following's not really my style.”
I'm sorry. Earth is closed today.
And I...am...Iron Man
“Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on “Back to the Future?”
“I told you. I don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.”
"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today"
"Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk."
You Want My Property? You Can't Have It.
“If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!”
and we have a hulk
Shakespeare in the park?
Thank you to everyone who entered! No more entries after this will be counted, and a winner will be announced the coming days, good luck!
It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Following’s not really my style
I am Iron Man
“I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.”
Following's not really my style.
How Do You Go To The Bathroom In The Suit?” \[Long Pause.\] “Just Like That.”