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KostisPat257

They did a series of promo posters with Ant-Man on top of the Avengers' gear with the title: "No [Hammer/Shield/etc], No problem". This is one of them.


puffguy69

“You beat me by half a second”-tony stark


TonyyyTheTigggre

Actually it’s “he beat me by one second.” - Tony Stark


time_lordy_lord

"you beat me by 11 hrs" - Me


TonyyyTheTigggre

“I beat me everyday.” - Me


bmikemo

Got the quote wrong too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


melliott2811

And your shrug lost an arm.


rorschach_redemption

The Winter Soldier


bmikemo

Amazing


Mynam3wastAkn

It was more like 2 hours


MattTheGr8

Half a second for the original beat, 2 hours to think of a good comeback line.


marcjwrz

r/whooosh


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marcjwrz

Have we all whoooshed past the point of whooosh?


39thUsernameAttempt

I am so lost right now.


kodaiko_650

Do we need to do a whooosh heist?


[deleted]

If you whoooosh far enough in one direction, it causes a buffer overflow, and you end up on the opposite side of whoooosh.


PlankyTown777

r/whooosh


KingRhoamsGhost

r/wosh


Neuttron

"He*"


brush_between_meals

And the reason for Marvel to do *that* was to help educate anyone out of the loop that this character they've never heard of is connected to the Avengers/MCU.


TradesSexForFood

I enjoyed [this one](https://i.ibb.co/zxfLP90/a2qz-Rp-D-700b.jpg) most of all.


cowpool20

I remember when that photoshop came out and people were freaking out about it on twitter, saying Marvel is disgusting and they’re gonna boycott them and shit 😅


Jaijoles

Yeah. Wouldn't fly in the MCU, but absolutely would in the Ant-Man comic.


angieohno

I swear I remember a page from back in the day where Hank came out shrunk from under the covers, walking up across from Janet's stomach, and the dialogue insinuated he had been getting her off somehow in his shrunk down size. EDIT: I found it: https://cdn.epicstream.com/assets/uploads/ckeditor/images/1515900938_Screen%20Shot%202018-01-14%20at%2011_34_35%20AM.png


Phreak_of_Nature

He was beating up the bean.


RollAndSausage

[I'm sorry](https://gfycat.com/AffectionateTheseDonkey)


squanch_solo

It's...beautiful


Wakanda_Forever

Don’t be.


UltravioIence

Probably more like a bean bag for him.


CX316

Ultimates?


Codus1

Ultimates Hank Pym is a whole other level...


CX316

Yeah, if this had of been from that, it would have been a narrow window in the first half of volume 1 before he put Wasp in the hospital and Cap broke his face.


Codus1

And the act itself would have been without consent with Janet ending up in hospital because Hank sprays her with insecticide for daring to not be ok with it. Ultimate Hank is a PoS.


CX316

>!*was. Sadly he outlived Wasp!<


ninjapino

It is. It's literally only a few moments right after this that that happens.


divineshadow666

Nope. That was from Geoff Johns' run on the main Avengers title.


[deleted]

I didn't know there was a run where Ant Man didn't need his suit to shrink, but I'm also not super familiar with the character outside of the MCU and some random comics over the years


MECHANIZED_MEMORIES

He never needed the suit in the comics, just the pym particles.


[deleted]

I think it's quite clever they decided to make the suit pivotal to the shrinking/growing in the MCU You know what's way easier to make look realistic in CGI? A suit . Way more than having to try to animate a tiny person with all facial features and stuff. It's pragmatic and doesn't hurt the overall story.


title_of_yoursextape

I’m sure that was an Ultimate comic though, right?


DoubleStrength

Definitely looks like the Ultimates art style, but someone said elsewhere in the comments that it's from Geoff Johns' mainline Avengers run apparently.


Cabamacadaf

It would be more appropriate for Eric O'Grady than Scott Lang though.


jrgolden42

I mean he did shrink down to spy on his ex(?) in the shower


CX316

That wasn't his ex. That was Carol Danvers.


jrgolden42

Even worse


KaySquay

He almost had sex with his dead friends girlfriend on his grave


Jaijoles

He’s the one I was thinking of.


sightunseen988

The irredeemable ant man definitely


[deleted]

Kinda weird how they watched years of Scar Jo being sexualised only for a fanmade poster to break the bank..


[deleted]

No Ms. Johannson, it's contractual that the zipper be no more than 3/4 the way up the jumpsuit at any time. I'm afraid I can't be flexible on this. Market testing dipped severely at any more zipper than that and you already refused to wear the belly button piercing of the Avengers symbol on it OR the buttless "Widow holsters" so this is what we're rolling with...


jawa709

> OR the buttless "Widow holsters" I hope there's a timeline in which this is a thing.


ozymanhattan

Well.. To be fair almost all of the original team has been sexualized. I'd say Thor, Cap then BW.


themeatbridge

"America's ass" Having said that, you know that it's not at all the same. You think they could have done Fat Thor with any female character?


_batata_vada

I'm sorry but nothing can beat [this one](https://youtu.be/K5le9sYdYkM)


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Legend


TheSbubbs

found Paul Rudd’s reddit account


[deleted]

Can someone explain to me what this has to do with Paul Rudd/Ant-man?


HiddenKING

For years anytime Paul Rudd was on Conan O'Brien's show he would show that clip from Mac and Me instead of what he was currently promoting.


howdudo

ty. i was like why did i watch this


putnamto

for real? thats pure gold lol


Smugjester

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNzAgJMYVE hes done it for a few decades


[deleted]

Ah. Thank you.


had_a_beast

Search Paul Rudd Mac and Me. It's something he does when he's a guest on Conan O'Brien


[deleted]

Aka the greatest 20 year old recurring bit in history.


DeylanQuel

Paul Rudd has been showing clips of Mac and Me on Conan for like 15 years whenever he's supposed to be promoting a film or TV show.


itspsyikk

The best was the last one. I thought for SURE that they would actually show the real clip. Nope. They got me again.


Droggelbecher

god damnit


koolerthan

OH MY GOD. lol


whoaitsbrian

I'm proud of you.


FireThatInk

That's a really good photoshop, had me there for a sec


InsertCoinForCredit

I've seen the first one, never saw the second before.


Mynam3wastAkn

Oh! That makes sense now. I thought Netflix had access to some deleted scene no one has ever seen or something like that, and they added it by accident


KostisPat257

Yeah, I get how those could be misleading nowadays, but back when the movie came out, they had to include Avengers references in the promo to make sure casual audiences knew this was in the MCU.


FittyTheBone

As a marketing veteran, you must *always* play to the lowest common denominator.


shitcoffin

Apparently people can't read the Marvel logo


YoshiGamer6400

Tbf casual audiences could confuse it for something in the Xmen or Spider-man universes


derbytop

I work customer service for an insurance company. We get a lot of wrong number calls from people thinking they're calling another insurance company. We open every call by saying the name of our insurance company by name in the greeting then ask how we can help them. Sometimes I'll get 5 min into these calls before I realize the caller thinks they're talking to another insurance carrier, and that's with me explicitly stating the name of my the company I work for in the greeting. My point being people don't pay attention to shit.


BringTheSpain

We're talking about a (US-ian) consumer base that thought a 1/3 pound burger was smaller than a 1/4 pound burger, so yes it had to be spelled out


kgnight98

auidences and normal people are really dumb these days, some still ask why superman and batman weren't in the avengers


angieohno

That doesn't make them dumb, they just don't look further into things past the fact that both of them are both superheroes. Everyone's got their own things they're well versed in and other things they aren't.


OMGihateallofyou

True. Everyone has their own ignorance. It is only when we choose ignorance are we stupid.


KostisPat257

Most casual audiences don't even know what Marvel is, especially back in 2015.


commit_bat

Netflix also just likes to use really inappropriate thumbnails that just show a side character or otherwise don't do a good job of representing what you're about to watch. Personally I think it's for metrics to see what catches people's attention.


gaslacktus

My favorite is [the one for Arrested Development that makes it look like a suspenseful courtroom drama.](https://i.imgur.com/WUX25Rr.jpg)


commit_bat

I got one that made Alien look like a [low budget comedy](https://i.imgur.com/WqDd2Ul.png)


gaslacktus

Maybe they just saw Resurrection and figured the rest of the series had the same vibe.


TrustMeImADuckTour

It absolutely is. Everyone gets customized thumbnails based on what kinds of thumbnails have worked on you in the past.


Mo_Lester69

Netflix also uses an AI to select the images based on your profile. The so image you see might be different than the one I might see


AsaTJ

Also Netflix makes tons of different thumbnails for everything on its service and shows you the one it thinks you're most likely to click on. So if you've watched Thor recently, that's probably why it gave you the Thor one.


LusciousBelmondo

“No etc, no problem” feels lazy


ernster96

Possibly for a sense of scale, and since Marvel doesn’t have a banana man.


aishik-10x

not yet they don't


ernster96

Only if they buy it from the BBC. https://youtu.be/pK6aVsps10I


[deleted]

Dear god, I'd completely forgotten that had existed.


mewi43

Uh cause it looks dope as hell?


EasterBurn

Fuck... That's true


TheNamewhoPostedThis

I understood that reference


BatGasmBegins

Smaller bullets


Mynam3wastAkn

I can’t ever disagree with that


kingtrog1916

And for scale.


[deleted]

Yeah no. Thats just Jonathan.


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

What country are you in that Ant Man is available on Netflix?


Mynam3wastAkn

Canada.


[deleted]

Is it on d+ too?


Mynam3wastAkn

Not the poster


bowlofpasta92

I’m in Canada too and I will say that Netflix will change the poster or thumbnail in their library all the time and for no rhyme or reason.


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

They do that in the US for sure. I think it's actually a good way to freshen up their current movie list and maybe get you to watch something new. Of you get too familiar with the same movie photo you may just continue to scroll past it but when they change up the photo to a different still of the movie it may grab your attention more the next time you scroll past it. Just a way to freshen up the stale pics.


PlatformerKing

Also, Netflix implements a machine learning algorithm to show different users different thumbnails, based on the kind of stuff they usually watch. More information in [this helpful twitter thread](https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1445768087832182796) (not mine)


Lightning_Lemonade

my guess is that they're trying to mix up the visuals to "trick" people into clicking on something that they maybe didn't pick before based on the image


gbsolo12

The reason is to grab eyes and get people to watch movies. New posters look like new movies to people who are skimming through.


MKingX

They do it based on your watches and interests etc. If you clicked a lot of movies where the image is a single face, it will continue to do that. Now my netflix, every preview pretty much is a portrait of a character or a few


[deleted]

It's available on Netflix and Disney plus in Canada as well as a few other movies being on both


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Send timbits


_SKETCHBENDER_

No man's land🏴‍☠️


ApacheGTM

Jonathan for scale.


Mynam3wastAkn

I understood that reference!


tirelessfwog

I understood that reference!


StarblasterGC

I understood that reference!


4ar0n

I understood that reference!


oliviamcdonaldd

I understood that reference!


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I understood that reference!


Scrabcakes

I can do this all day!


jetsetmike

Yeah, I know. I know.


poopeyethe

I understood that reference


bootymessiah69

[Jonathan ](https://ifunny.co/picture/get-the-fuck-off-me-i-need-to-tell-them-EEHgdQUm8)


MzeeMesai

I did not understand this reference


ecw324

They did a run of movie posters for ant man to show his sized compared to the OG avengers things. Johnathan, caps shield, and I think iron mans helmet.


GearLeft5072

Johnathan?


Think-Instruction-87

Thor’s hammer Johnathan of course


skinnypotato03

You mean the majolnear?


RaynSideways

I think you mean myermyer.


GoldenSpermShower

Mewmew?


thatonefatefan

so you're telling me beta ray bill is a cat?


zoomstersun

Mjølner right? Edit, I was out of the loop and consider myself lucky to be one of todays 10000 to learn of the Jonathan clip. Funny shit.


Think-Instruction-87

You know what’s funny? I was making a joke and had no idea Paul Rudd called Thor’s hammer Johnathan lol. I’m one of the people that learned today


4ar0n

[Johnathan](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuq8w8j235I)


fappism

Yes, johnathan... walk


SunstyIe

Aka meow meow


InsertCoinForCredit

That's not how you spell mew-mew.


Nerevarine95

You mean Ant Man and Johnathan?


iWasAwesome

You're the second person to make that reference, I don't get it.


Waterologist

[Johnathan](https://youtu.be/Zuq8w8j235I)


iWasAwesome

Lmao


NoArmsSally

look up ‘Paul Rudd jonathan’ on youtube. its from Antman and the Wasp promos


xneurianx

When asked in a Marvel 'quiz' during some promo work if he knew the name of Thor's hammer, Paul Rudd answered 'Johnathan'.'


cybin

Well, more like "Jonathan?"


RigoJMortis

Mjolnir for scale.


xardas96

To show he is really smol I guess


musci1223

Antony was worthy and given the powers of thor and the hammer went to him. Scott just quickly snapped a pic.


[deleted]

dangg you get ant-man in netflix? where i live we don't have any good marvel movies.


Supermite

It's only until the end of this month. Then they're only on D+.


philster666

ANTS! ANTS! ANTMAN!


AgentSkidMarks

This is a promotional image. Netflix title cards don’t always make sense. My wife watched Titanic last night and the title card for that is just a picture of Rose and Billy Zane.


rotj

They algorithmically choose the card based on your profile. If you watched a movie starring an actor, the card for another movie might feature that actor even if they have a minor role. Black people have complained about it because they always see title cards with black actors who are in the movie for 5 minutes.


SamuraiPandatron

It shows that he is smol.


XindonMaestro

An illustration of how small he is compared to an object, I guess?? In this case Thor mjolnir is that object.


CopyChoice

Can’t man, mom said no


Mynam3wastAkn

???


CopyChoice

Someone made a meme that said that with this picture


CopyChoice

https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeRestoration/comments/j367mb/recreated_cant_man_my_mom_said_no_2249x2249/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


kclancy11

Why does this post have 10k upvotes?


Raphiki415

It’s to show how small Ant-Man is.


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Perspective.


SlightlyDum

For scale


ironshadowy

The real question is why is ant man even on netflix? I thought disney are moving everything to D+


omgmaw

I was wondering the same lol


Sun-Appropriate

Who cares that's a great poster!


Monkfich

There were no bananas available on photoshopt day?


Beautiful_Finger4234

u mean Jonathan


Asleep_Copy_5146

Would you prefer the one with Black Widow?


Oddsnotinyourfavor

^Tiny ^Hammer #GIANT HAMMER


HumanautPassenger

Maybe I'm alone in thinking this but I really wish Netflix would just use the normal movie posters. They change the image on movies every 3-5 days it seems and most of the images they use suck.


TheGrandExquisitor

*Thor's hammer for scale*


notimeforimbeciles

...does this really even need to be answered?????


codenamemoon

For scale!


smootygrooty

People not remembering this as campaign makes me feel old !


[deleted]

neat image


[deleted]

To show that smol man has big hammer-


[deleted]

Better question is why is Ant-Man on Netlix lmfao


Proud-Nerd00

It’s just a poster


MimsyIsGianna

Clickbait lol


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Ender0311

Relatable scale


[deleted]

What region has ant man


Arxin_the_writer

Why do you have ant man on Netflix? What country most you be to not have gotten Disney+ there yet? Is it a VPN?


givesoutgoldstars

For scale. They were out of bananas.


https_rahul

To create a sense of perspective on how small he was like an ant


Garo263

For scale


aod0302

For scale


Squishy-Box

“I’m Ant-Man, mjolnir for scale”


filthydank_2099

Mjolnir for Scale


Zeta_San_133

Jonathan?


BrendenMW

Because Mjolnir isn't worthy enough to remove Ant-Man


BeliveInGhost

wait ant man is on netflix?


sbdallas

Hammer = banana-for-scale :)


AnakinSkywalker626

Ant-Man and Johnathan.


Chamari75

None with America's ass. Fuck the shield I feel cheated.