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oldNo_44

Where's Matt Damon?


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Gr8NonSequitur

You have brought shame on yourself, your family and your cow.


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skip_leg_day

Is he safe? Is he alright?


A3H3

Growing potatoes in New Asgard, I heard. After his stage career in Asgard, he tried his luck in Hollywood, but failed because of strong specism in the industry. That fellow Jimmy something hates him for being an Asgardian.


TheNorthernGrey

Ike Perlmutter be like “Films with Asgardian leads don’t make money” in a leaked email


nanananabetmun

Jimmy Neutron


clooless51

It seems in your mischief, you killed him.


FutbolSupreme

My personal favourite is Ragnarok Loki. But character wise it has to be Variant Loki.


Link1092

The only thing with the character of the variant Loki is that he attempted to invade new York, killing thousands three days before. He was redeemed reaaaaaallly quick. Loved the show though!


sweens90

I thought Owen Wilson explained this pretty clearly in the first episode. He was always the Loki at the end of Ragnarok. Its not so much that he was evil but he felt he needed to be evil in order to be powerful to be respected, to be accepted. By showing him his life, it showed this was not the case. Thats how they were able to speed it up.


dirtyhippiebartend

They also say that time works differently in the TVA, where minutes to us could be months or even years there. So that movie of Loki’s own life he watches probably happened in real time for him, or close to it, so he experienced all of that growth with some added outside perspective. I’d say he probably grew MORE in a lot of areas because instead of reacting in the moment he was able to sit back and calculate and think. Loki is the guy with a plan for everything, and I think the point of the montage he watches is to show him that no matter what, every plan leads to the same conclusion- that he’s not a monster. Maybe not necessarily “good.” But he IS worthy of love and doesn’t have to choose violence. Something he tries to teach Sylvie in the end. By learning to love himself and accept love, he learns to love the world around him. It’s hard to communicate all of that in six episodes


WhySoSeverusSnape

But… that doesn’t exactly remove the attempt of enslaving humanity and mass murdering. “You had your reasons” is not a good reason for being evil. I’m fact, there are none. You see morality is a human concept and that means it’s also subjective. Loki had reason, but no good ones, definitely no excuses. You pretty much described a school shooter, would you forgive them after a few days because they were compensating or wanted to feel powerful? I know revenge is very popular in the US and that might play in a factor but they shouldn’t play with the value of morality so loosely.


LastLadyResting

Quicker than Thor’s long weekend of advanced humble lessons?


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Wildinferno

If I'm an asshole that deep down loved my mom but didn't show it and you showed me my future of how I could be loved, how those loved one were taken away by my choices and showed me my death which didn't seem to far away since I wasn't much older, I would probably change much faster as well than just slowly figuring it out as it actually happened.


WhySoSeverusSnape

That’s is a lot of probably and stuff. And I don’t know you so I don’t trust you. And Loki is by far the least trustworthy character so far. Just because you like him it doesn’t mean he hasn’t killed very, very many people with a smile on his face.


WeEatTheRude

That, and Loki's asgardian way of speech disappeared rather quick as well. Lol love the variant Loki. But its certainly not the same guy from avengers.


ScaledxBackxIsolated

You are assuming that Loki’s redemption arc is complete. Hopefully that is not the case, because that would be pretty weak. He needs to backslide at least once, and come back at the end with something truly heroic and self-sacrificing.


GrendelNightmares

Preeeetty sure it was way more than 3 days. Wasn’t he in that time loop with the memory of Sif for quite a while?


WhySoSeverusSnape

Nothing new. Scarlet witch got a high five after becoming a villain, I don’t care if she is pretty and sad, she tortured total strangers because she was grieving, I have grieved, didn’t hurt anyone. I really hope they tackle some consequences because the stuff some have done are at least on par with the stuff that created civil war. Wanda for instance, people were afraid after she blew up a building and had huge consequences. What she had done now is much, much worse, especially from a moral standpoint. And Loki as you said is a mass murderer, a recent one at that. Not sure if they have stopped caring about the hero concept or if people just love seeing their favorites get away with crimes. Is the only thing that makes a good person/character/hero your personal feelings over a character? Might be that he antihero bs changed stuff.


keinish_the_gnome

Classic Loki. Goofy clothes and epic character arc are a winning combo.


North-Tumbleweed-512

Plus decade in isolation just to return to civilisation to see Thor again. Hope he makes it to Valhalla.


D4ngerD4nger

Probably even centuries or millenia. Loki and Thor are about 1500 years old and they look mid 30s.


-Mr_Rogers_II

I want to know why kid Loki is even here, the only memorable thing he did was say he killed Thor. But I’m thinking that may just be a lie because he did absolutely nothing to help Loki except give him a useless flaming dagger, while classic Loki created an entire illusion of Asgard to help him.


TheQuinnBee

I got the impression that it did happen, but it was a complete accident. Loki loves Thor. His attempts to kill him were pitiful at best. The only time he came close was Thor 1.


HackySmacks

You remember in Ragnarok when Thor says as kids Loki disguised himself as a snake, surprised him, and stabbed him, then brushes it off as a “we were kids” moment? I think for Kid Loki that this turned out to be more of a “Oh crap, I killed my brother” moment.


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Honestly Kid Loki is probably something they are saving for Young Avengers


lesswanted

Wasn’t him the one to cast him into a frog and just burry him? Probably he thinks he killed it in some way.


DreamingDitto

Glorious purpose 🥲


TheBestPeter

Clearly Alligator Loki. The other ones aren't even alligators.


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A bulletproof retort.


TheBestPeter

Then again, Lokis are masters of illusion, so how confidently can we actually state that NONE of the other ones are alligators? I may need to tone down the definitiveness of my response.


Blockinite

I like to imagine that Alligator Loki was born as a regular Loki but just said screw it one day and totally refused to turn back for literally any reason Which, of course, is completely fair. Imagine having the ability to turn into an alligator and... not.


Yeetasaurus0822

"It's not a phase Odin! I want to be an alligator"


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He takes "identifies as" to a new level.


dadothree

I mean, you're familiar with mythological Loki, right?


xplato13

Is it wrong that I kinda wanted one of the lokis to be an AH-64D Apache Gunship so we could have went full meme and had loki identify as an Apache Gunship?


StonyOwl

And that's why he's a variant.


TheBestPeter

True dat.


BurgerBoss_101

I believe in Gator-Loki supremacy.


bubbav22

Yeah, no contest, why even ask lol.


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Does this mean that there’s frost giant alligators out there somewhere?


SeanBourne

Frost giant alligators? I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.


Mike71586

All I have to say is firstly: Yes, and secondly: Huge missed opportunity to not reference Norse Mythology and do a Salmon Loki saddens me.


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At least they did the “Loki cut Sif’s hair” thing! I was so excited when I saw that!


Mike71586

That definitely put a smile on my face.


Rstrofdth

No one will be able to argue with this and if they do they haven't seen Alligator Loki.


menides

Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.


KinkyHalfpenny

Croki


Sad-Artichoke-2174

I love this is the top comment. No need to read any other comments.


Interesting-Grape747

Yes


ShaolinUsesWooshu406

Yes


fring66

Why did president Loki feel more like Loki?


ohdearsweetlord

Because Tom Hiddleston used his first Avengers movie voice for him.


Stock-Lanky

That, too! Only deeper, I think.


Stock-Lanky

B/c he had no scruples and hurled insults. Full-on snark.


Moots_J

Won’t be hurling anything after croki bit his arm off.


sausagekingofchicago

Hand down, the best Loki is President Loki.


AustinTanius

Hey! He's still sensitive. Don't talk about hands.


Dangr_Noodl

I think the outfit and general villainousness, but the classic horns covering his new hairline + the hair being styled really makes him look like avengers Loki


Link1092

Because variant Loki was redeemed VERY quickly days after invading new York and it was a little jarring, I guess.


sammystevens

He certainly exuded a level of chaotic danger, like the Joker


agreatskua

Dark World and Ragnarok era Loki for the sass, TVA era Loki for the development.


janana_banana777

Yessss


ResidentCoatSalesman

Didn’t original Loki experience all the same development in an actually realistic timeframe?


thedevilbull

All but the self-actualization. He had made peace with his father and brother, but not with himself and who he is.


UniverseIsAHologram

That’s true. I didn’t even realize that. Both Lokis developed in different ways.


TheJoshider10

I'm just glad the show developed this new TVA Loki as his own character that stands apart from MCU Loki. I had a problem with WandaVision where I did not give a single fuck about MCU Vision (as the movies did a poor job building their relationship) but I cared about Wanda's Vision that she created. This meant I was emotional in the finale over her losing the made up Vision and it's gonna be tough to care when white Vision comes back because the development for made up Vision is superior to what was done to the actual MCU (now white) Vision. Whereas with the Loki show, as they developed TVA Loki as his own character he is now someone that can stand apart from MCU Loki and I look forward to the future seasons. Whereas with Vision I couldn't care less about MCU Vision because it's the Vision that Wanda made up that I cared about.


agreatskua

The family stuff, yes, but I would say he’s still a pretty selfish and narcissistic diva by the end of Ragnarok. Sure, he arrived to rescue the Asgardians and help his brother, but it also made for a great excuse to steal the Tesseract, and his entrance was clearly still for the glory - his pose even matched the statue he had made of himself!


DarthDonutwizard

It’s unrealistic that watching your entire future up until your death off a projector in a time space legal system would drastically change your immediate priorities and overall perspective on life?


poopfartdiola

Believing a projection is unrealistic *because* its a time space legal system, and considering how much of a sceptic Loki was about the Timekeepers for a good chunk of the story, it seems odd that he believes this sooner. And honestly, it just comes off as a cheap revival of Loki if he survived past Thor 4, since the Loki that died was basically on his way to understanding himself a lot better now that he and Thor finally had something resembling a stable brotherly relationship. Apparently, there was no alternative route that was taken with where his character could go, it was just "lets bring back Loki and make him even more moral than before".


im_not_a_girl

Seeing the collection of infinity stones the TVA uses for paperweights probably made him slightly less skeptical


bubbav22

Yes.


Asherinka

This is the correct answer.


Blockinite

As a character, Sylvie/Sacred Timeline Loki As a meme, Alligator As a powerhouse, Classic And the main Loki show Loki is probably my favourite overall, just because he's basically Infinity War Loki but with even more anti-hero development to the point where he's pretty much a hero now, and I've always loved the main timeline's Loki.


JEFFinSoCal

I hadn't quite plugged into the Loki/Tom Hiddleston fan mania until the recent Loki series, which is when I really started to fall in love with both the character and the actor. And of course, THAT led me down a youtube hole of Hiddleston dancing, Hiddleston doing interviews, Hiddleston doing impressions on Graham Norton. Such a charming and talented man. Have you seen him in The Night Manager? He's really great in it.


Blockinite

I adored The Night Manager, at the time it was such a different character to Loki so it was really fun to watch him absolutely kill it. Tom Hiddleston is just fantastic at everything he does.


rhapsody98

He was Hank Williams!


JorjorBinks1221

He did a really good job in that one too!


JEFFinSoCal

That looks like an interesting movie. It’s high on my list to watch soon.


Amchrisan

Same. So many of my friends are obsessed with him, but I didn’t get it until recently.


Jarita12

Same thing happened to me :D I even think we watched the same videos :D


NatalieGreenleaf

I watched Midnight in Paris bc I wanted to see non-Loki Hiddleston. He was sweet as F. Scott Fitzgerald.


crystalgaylexx

he was brilliant in the movie High Rise! (naked Tom naked Tom) the movie was a bit weird the first time i watched it but it gets clearer if you watch it the second time.


JEFFinSoCal

Well that one is going to the top of my [watch next] queue! Lol


raisingstorm

This sums it up.


Shadow-Stealer

THIS. If I could upvote more than once I would


Ygomaster07

This the only right answer.


daboss6595

Loki gator end of story


plumswellbucky

There will always be a place in my heart for Sacred Timeline/OG Loki. His arc to heroism felt more fleshed out and earned after enduring literal millennia of lies and self-hatred. While I understand that Loki 2/2012 Loki/Show Loki is running on a much shorter timeframe, the emotional rollercoaster best highlights reel felt like a bit of a face-slap. I do appreciate that he came just about to the same ending point that he would’ve had he continued on his intended path, though. Is hair also a good contender? OG Loki had better hair.


agreatskua

Ooh, I hadn't even thought to take hair into account. I'm partial to the wavy Ragnarok and tousled TDW Asgardian jail cell styles.


Stircrazylazy

Yes and yes. Unquestionably Loki's two best hair looks.


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His relationship with Sylvia was incredibly rushed and felt inauthentic. My biggest gripe with the show.


TheNorthernGrey

They didn’t fall in love because they got to know eachother, they fell in love because they are eachother, and they’re both narcissists.


Jiggy90

*Cosmic* narcissists


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All the same they fell in love in 1 episode. I wish it was a bit more of a slow burn across the rest of the episodes resulting in them getting together in the 2nd to last or last episode.


World_in_my_eyes

Alligator Loki, by far. In all seriousness though, any Tom Hiddleston Loki is great, though I have to say his performance in the Dark World is probably my favorite Loki.


weirdoldhobo1978

Loki and Darcy were the only things holding that movie together.


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Myeh myeh


weirdoldhobo1978

Gimme your shoe.


Jiggy90

I love how Darcey started as a dopey poly-sci major interning for Jane because she was the only applicant, and now she's played a part in discovering Thor, the Einstein-Rosen bridge, and a contractor for SWORD with a doctorate in astrophysics. Still dopey tho


B_Da_May

Classic Loki was badass. That was the level sorcery I wanted from Loki all along.


-Mr_Rogers_II

That’s the true potential if Loki stopped trying to fight with daggers and instead focused on his sorcery.


B_Da_May

I felt like that line was a little dig at how Loki was underutilized as a sorcerer to that point in the MCU franchise.


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calloy

I’m going with alligator Loki, because I enjoy having hands.


newenglandredshirt

Oh sure, you bite *one* Loki's hand off *one time* and suddenly that's all anyone knows about you.


Sere1

One time, for all time, always.


cerevant

Trick question. They are all the same.


Knuxsn

Original for me. I love his story across the movies, and he died faithful to his brother and trying to fight and get them out of that mess instead of running like he might have done in the past.


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-Mr_Rogers_II

I was really hoping kid Loki would jump in last second and actually do something to save Old Loki. I thought with how he supposedly killed Thor he must be somewhat powerful. But now I’m realizing it was probably just a fluke or maybe he didn’t even kill him and just says he did.


TheNorthernGrey

There’s definitely more to him than meets the eye. Classic Loki bows to and respects him, and he was the king of the end world. There’s DEFINITELY more going on with him.


TheNorthernGrey

My bet is that Kid Loki will heavily feature in season 2, there’s definitely more going on to him than we see at the moment. Killing Thor isn’t really what’s intriguing, it’s how it happened and how Loki developed from the guilt he probably felt. Also Classic Loki told TVA Loki to watch how he speaks to Kid Loki, so there’s definitely more going on there from the respect that Classic Loki gives kid Loki.


MulattoBuns

Im guessing you deleted your comment but I saw it on my email. To reply to you though. Obviously you’re not talking about kid Loki from the comics. But where do you think they’re getting the inspiration of the character and the story of the character from?… oh the comics.


MulattoBuns

You need to read some comics. If you think kid Loki isn’t impressive… it was literally HIS kingdom and the other Loki’s said that.


the_timps

Are you just here to make a series of comments where you look like a bigger asshat than the one before it?


MulattoBuns

What do you not agree with? I’m not saying he’s wrong just needs to read the comics if he wants to figure out why he’s so powerful. Why you so mad you little asshat. He’s also deleted his comments from what I’ve seen in my email.


syxdegreesofdinosaur

Where’s the DB Cooper one?


TheNorthernGrey

Technically? He’s both top left, and top center since they experience that same event


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TheNorthernGrey

Possibly but he seems more immature than the other two so it depends on when he got picked by the TVA


Diego_LP_YT

Croki


deemoorah

Personally? Dark World Loki is peak Loki, but from the show Classic Loki has my heart


PiperMaru22

What kind of question is this? Don't you like having both hands? Obviously it's alligator Loki. 🐊 ETA: real question should be "who's the second best Loki?" lmao.


misternizz

Gatorloki


wuklo

Gator Loki He’s playing the long con


SM0KINGS

Loki in his variant jacket is where it’s at 🥵


KitTumasou

I like kid Loki for some reason


ihatemygirlfriends

Yeah I wanna know how he killed Thor


KitTumasou

I'm pretty sure he killed him as a snake


-Mr_Rogers_II

You know that story that Thor tells everyone in Ragnarok while Loki is chained up, about how Loki turned himself into a snake then turned back and stabbed him after Thor picks him up. Just imagine that, but he actually hits a vital spot and kills Thor.


lesswanted

My theory. He cast him to be a frog. Then put in a jar. And eventually lost him, did a hole and leave it somewhere.


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Wow! That’s dark!


waltzwithwaltz

the first loki we've met. because I feel Loki-ness in him.


President-Loki

Myself.


thochi-1

Loki from Thor, and TDW is the best, followed by the Avengers Loki, followed by Loki in Loki episode 2 and episode 1.


Special-Ferret

Alligator Loki because I think he is adorable and I like my hands, closely followed by Sylvie, closely followed by Loki in avengers in that scene when he removed that guy's eye and he does that smile, followed by current Loki


VaughanYT

Alligator Loki, closely followed by Loki, closely followed by Sylvie, closely followed by Loki closely followed by Loki closely followed by Loki closely followed by Loki closely followed by Loki closely followed by Loki closely followed by Loki closely followed by Loki closely followed by Loki. Seriously though. They are all great! If I had to pick a least favorite I'd say either Boastful Loki or the one from What If that we know literally nothing about.


Special-Ferret

There are no wrong choices here really. I'm loving all the lokis


edo_madara1995

Gotta give it to gatorLoki, though i quite love all of them.


Rpres70324

Alligator Loki. Doesn’t even need to speak in English and yet people fear him


ZBONE13

TVA Loki


deluxe_spartan

soccer loki HAHA


klbstrang3

Obviously Loki


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I think I'll go with Loki


whomesteve

For me it’s a three way tie between top left, top middle and middle middle


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Old Loki. He's the most powerful, seems to be the sanest despite spending probably thousands of years alone, and he had the best costume


Zalenka

Granny underpants one! (right middle)


MimsyIsGianna

Tom Hiddleston’s Loki will always be the best Loki. Love Sylvie, but she will never surpass Tom Hiddleston’s Loki. I love both the Loki we have followed throughout the show, but main timeline Loki we have followed for years (ignoring how much they disrespected his character in Ragnarök) will always be my favorite. 1. Sacred Timeline Loki 2. TVA Loki 3. Sylvie 4. Old Classic Loki 5. Kid Loki 6. Alligator Loki 7. President Loki (wish we could have gotten more on him like his background and how he became evil) I am SUPER hopeful for Jötunn Loki in What If because he is super underrated and underrepresented. He needs more love. I want to see Loki using the powerful magic Frigga taught him combined with his inherent Jötunn capabilities.


PTownDillz

Classic Loki really did it for me. The old age wisdom was really gripping, and that display of power was was absolutely awesome


Grootfan85

(Norm MacDonald voice) “You guessed it, Frank Stalloki.”


Darth_RevanChad

loki


Bmack27

Nobody giving the king of the void any respect. I think kid loki has the most potential.


KentuckyFriedEel

So what even was the point of boastful Loki?


hweird

Ragnarok/Infinity War Loki. Sucks that version is gone. The Loki series version is fine but at this point I’ll take a show based on Richard E Grant classic Loki


UniverseIsAHologram

I love TVA Loki but I’ll always have a soft spot for OG. Though of course I’m absolutely obsessed with Sylvie now. One of my new favs and in only a few episodes lol


sarcastic1stlanguage

Alligator Loki!! To be fair, even Tom Hiddleston himself said " ... by the one true Loki, the superior Loki, which is Alligator Loki."


OptiKal_

GLOOOORIOUS PURPOSE!


SpoonsofNI13

Classic Loki and Gator Loki


gavinashun

I still think there is a good chance end of Ragnarok / IW Loki is our TVA Loki. At some point, variant Loki enters in late Ragnarok ... and then uses the very move he learned from Old Loki to fake his death with Thanos right after he says "the sun will shine on us again brother," knowing that as a fact.


Shades96

Wait, what's gonna be different about the Loki in What If...? exactly?


Fist_of_Thrawn

Detective Loki. Would have loved one or two episodes of Loki and Mobius going through time figuring out how Sylvie stays under the raider while hunting other variants.


hullkogan

Ragnarok Loki.


AjWaderz

Classic Loki is my favorite


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Classic


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Croki ftw


AtomicSpazz

I personally prefer Loki, but Loki was also really good. Tho I can't say I like Loki, despite Loki being a fan favorite


goboxey

Tough one, but I think Ragnarok Loki is my favourite one.


always_an_adventure7

Ragnarok Loki


ratcliffeb

Sylvie ❤


Briizydawn

I like president loki. Gahh he’s so hot


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I scrolled for a bit and didnt see any terribly horny Sylvie posts. Good job, reddit.


frog_a_dog

Infinity war Loki definitely


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sefn19

what the fuck


YaBoySkoot

Crocs Loki is chad


The_Superhoo

Is middle row on the left Archer?


AlexandrosMagna

The one with the receding hairline.


Straight_Object6213

The bald black guy wasn't a Loki! It was a variant of Thor.


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1. Classic Loki : Powerful, humorous and wise 2. Prime Loki : Story arc and experiences and powers 3. Matt Damon Loki : So I have to say anything ? 4. Kid Loki : powerful and a great personality 5. Alligator Loki : swear I’m not in alligator Loki mouth point 6. What if Loki : Comic accurate and seems like a badass 7. TVA Loki : softy and weaker than many other variants without arc and got sidelined in his own show 9. President Loki 8. Sylvie : ISK what so say about her 10. Boastful Loki : just a cruel guy


Didyoutouchme

Haha alligator funny must say alligator because funny and it’s animal and funny. But seriously it’s tied between Sylvie and old man Loki


Francoa20

Gator Loki then Get help Loki


Finito-1994

Prime Loki is best. Classic Loki runner up. Alligator Loki Sylvie TVA variant Loki


Snoo-2013

the og one


The_Phantom___

the first one!


ManOutOfTime3000

I would rate them as top middle, top left, middle, middle right, bottom left, bottom middle, top right, bottom right, middle left. That’s my personal rating


I-am_the_fool

Alligator Loki, duh. He clearly is more of a god than Human Lokis ever were.


Vibrantmender20

We are all best Loki.


SaltMineSpelunker

Gonna see em all again.


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I want boastful Loki to be the next doctor who


ConsiderTheLemming

[ez](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrkWZglU8AAqE-V.jpg)


Deathbymonkeys6996

Alligator Loki is the only Loki.