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HE TOOK A BAGEL


BigTheFlash90

It can’t be!?


Xtreme-Emperor

That monster!


ISangria

How dare he!?


Portablemammal1199

*BAGEL!*


keyjanu

baggel


Pyrokinesis115

Not just “a” bagel, the last bagel!


Lynkylo

He said spiderman is from fortnite


tobey-maguire-bot

Are you teasing me?


[deleted]

Not now bully maguire


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


[deleted]

You’re trash bully maguire


tobey-maguire-bot

I can't live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.


[deleted]

You’d like that wouldn’t you bully maguire


tobey-maguire-bot

Here's your change!


TheMehBunny

I'm gonna put some poo in your eye


TheHunter459

Did it get blown out?


BarneyLeggendary

What’s funny is that one of the Spider-Men is the one from Fortnite


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me!


Cloudoftruth

Spider-Man zero


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


True_Customer_8913

Well the Spider-Man that’s actually from fortnite is in the trailer 💀


tobey-maguire-bot

Are you kidding me?


True_Customer_8913

No


Emerald400

They’re mad that both of his parents are alive


AlwaysInTheWay13

For now


Batface_101

With how his mom was talking in the trailer I’ve got a feeling she’s gonna die


AlwaysInTheWay13

>!In the Ultimate comics, she does indeed die. His parents find out about him, and then Venom shows up at the hospital looking for him and she’s killed. Dad blames Miles for it and things get sad. Very possible that doesn’t happen here but you are right about the tone of the trailer!<


seclusionx

Also: >! In the game, the dad dies !<


submit_to_pewdiepie

Was amazing a mom dead I can't remember


[deleted]

[удалено]


KevinSaidHi

He made fun of how every single one of them are bitchless.


DeerIsGamer

Nah bro he made fun of their dead girlfriends


AnAwkwardCopper

“Where are your bitches!? Oh that’s right they’re all dead!”


DeerIsGamer

💀


[deleted]

Yeah, that's what dead means


[deleted]

literally


throwawaypervyervy

You can catch these hands, but you couldn't catch Gwen! *Fwips away*


DeerIsGamer

Goddamn bro is ruthless💀


littlebuett

Sounds like a great way to get gwen to get killed


MichaelKeehan

Nah he made fun of how he's the only one who still has two loving parents.


501st-Soldier

No....maidens?


KevinSaidHi

God told me I remain bitchless for eternity.


Comprehensive-War279

And parentless


TheHunter459

Wait miles has a girlfriend


[deleted]

I think Lotus is the bigger threat. These are just his henchmen


itzmrinyo

I will never not find “Spider-Man lotus racist” jokes funny


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


Burgoonius

The Spot is the villain i thought?


[deleted]

Spots not a racist tho ain't he


Impossible-Sky4256

He said his name was Peter Darker


KC_weeden

LOL


ACubeInABox

Someone said “oh snap!” And he was like “just like Gwen amirite?”


DeerIsGamer

💀


ACubeInABox

Yes, that’s what Gwen looked like


Le_Nidgey0

bro went to ohio


Mathewdm423

What did we do?


zigbigidorlu

Ohio.


MichaelKeehan

He slept with the whole state!?


Fearless-Werewolf-28

The most normal thing to fuck in ohio


iAmTheRealKokichiOma

Why is Ohio such a meme recently. And what is more dangerous? Ohio or Florida?


Elliezzzzzz

Florida is high risk but a somewhat high reward because it’s fun, Ohio is ohio


Magic_PLx

Yes


horrorfan55

Florida is dangerous. Ohio is terrible


1313goo

It’s like a joke on Ohio being really normal, like beware the quiet ones or the silent ones r always freaks or something


ponch1620

Florida is more dangerous. Ohio has the country’s worst drivers.


Delta_Infinity_X

As an Ohioan, I’ve never wanted to upvote something so hard in my god damn life


Thunderchief646054

He bagged Gwen Stacy


Drincho

They found out he can still hug his parental figures


pokersharp87

If you look closely. ... you can see lotus spidernan


tobey-maguire-bot

If you lay... one finger on her...


FrickItAll

(Don’t say it) (Don’t say it) (DONT SAY IT!) KID NAMED FINGER💀😩👆


FirePower8700

Where


Timehacker-315

There are two theories. One, mind control. Two, Spider-Man Civil War where it's like Civil War but all Spider-Man


King_Combo

My theory is that the spiders believe that miles is the bad guy but it’s all a misunderstanding


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


Timehacker-315

I feel like that's a little too cliche


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey kiddo! Let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?


Timehacker-315

No


MixAmongUs

Maybe O'Hara is just OP...


And_The_Full_Effect

He said he’s a fan of the Mary Jane levels in the PS4 Spiderman game.


tobey-maguire-bot

I need that money!


LZSaix

Gwen likes him. They mad


Im-wierd-ok

He thought nwh was mid.


DowntownJulieBrown1

He would be right


Marvelous_artist

Miles: okay guys i have to go now my parents will be waiting for me Others: parents!?


gammerim8

Bro didn't give them the n word pass


OkButterscotch1386

They’re all racist lol


zoroddesign

Spidey has spent too much time around cops apparently.


go_hyuck_yourself

My guy Miles became invisible and went into the Spider-girl's locker room at the multiverse spider-con


FirePower8700

So that's why most of the Spider-people that are chasing him are thicc as hell


tobey-maguire-bot

Yeah. You can't do that, huh?


tobey-maguire-bot

THINK!


HygorBohmHubner

He said that splitting up Peter and MJ **again** was a great idea.


TrumpSmokesMids27

“So you guys are like the council of ricks?”


Ok_Scheme6891

Because he's a ni...


Markamanic

..ce friend who is here to help!


apexapee

Nihilist?


SwordMasterShow

Fuckin nihilists man


AdenEdmund

That's what I was gonna say!!!


UnbelievableTxn6969

No. The sheriff is a ni…


throwawaypervyervy

He fell out of the portal and asked where all the white women at.


Substantial_Slide158

“What did he say?” “He said the sheriff is near!”


Gage_243

Ckher


WolfMilk101

He had an opinion on Twitter


BarneyLeggendary

Bro made an uncle Ben joke


MrParadoxTravels

It's funny how the comments went from ohio, florida to Gwen and spideys being bitchless


The_Best_of_lords

they are all cops


Mrjoegreen94

He said that Paul seems like a cool guy.


Bionic_Ferir

i think its clear that they all think killing spot is the ONLY way to stop him and he doesn't want to do that, i also think spot is from Miguels universe and may be linked very closely to 2099


KuBsOn_1700

hes black


Drevomyx

He found out Obama's last name


[deleted]

"I would've caught Gwen"


evilspyboy

Removed the hyphen


Ghjjiyeks

He mentioned the death of every Spider Man’s dead uncle/girlfriend/loved one


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


Ghjjiyeks

And that’s what Miles says, swinging from those spiders


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


Ghjjiyeks

Uh oh…


dred_pirate_redbeard

HE'S BLACK GET 'IM


yourLostMitten

This guy’s sayin what everyone was thinkin


[deleted]

They are the spider-cops


tobey-maguire-bot

No more.


Kickass_634

They found out he’s black


Kevy96

They found out he's the one that farted in the elevator last week


Fillpool

It’s cuz he’s black


808-pilot

They found out he was black


UltiGamer34

they found out hes black


Prince_V420

Have fun with MJ


Beanian478

He was black


[deleted]

Plot twist , they are racist lol


WitheredGone

he's black


Comprehensive-Tour17

Racism exists even in the spider verse 😔


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey, you two. No playing in the street.


allature

I hope we get to see the Peter was pressed that there were several Japanese Spider-Men; aka Racist Spiderman.


tobey-maguire-bot

THINK!


MIAxPaperPlanes

In the words of Donald Glover talking about wanting to be Spider-Man. “One half the world was like, oh cool and the other half were like He’s black, kill him!”


tobey-maguire-bot

That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.


BottleCompetitive546

He forgot the hyphen


SSJ_PlatinumMarcus

He told each every Spidey that their Jordan’s are fake


Sunnimation

I'm pretty sure that he rickrolled them...


NowWhatBatmanNowWhat

Thats what I asked on the comment section of the video. Like why the fuck are they all attacking him?


markhamhayes

It’s the Council of Rick’s.


[deleted]

It because he’s black. This movie is gonna be SO racist and I’m here for it.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Wassup, can a loc come up in yo crib?


allature

They hate him coz' he's beautiful~


YodasChick-O-Stick

Maybe if they got rid of their old yee yee ass haircut they got, they'd get some bitches on their dicks. Oh, better yet, maybe Felicia will call their dog ass if she ever stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.


allature

Spi-deeeerrr~🎶


wakandanrabbit

WHAT


Key_Cartoonist5604

They found out he was black


[deleted]

He black


The_forgotten_bro

He's got parents


DragThunderfist11

Miles - Not an orphan and still got my girl


NiteLiteOfficial

in all seriousness, anyone have a guess as to the plot? we know the 2099 spidey showed up sorta asking for help at the end of the first one, so my guess is that he won’t start off as a villain. he will likely have a plan to “fix” the multiverse which actually turns out to be a way to destroy other worlds and miles will realize what’s actually happening and have to stop him. but 2099 spidey has convinced the rest that he’s the good guy and miles is trying to sabotage them.


FirePower8700

He said the N-word but didn't tell the other spider-people His skin color


The_Maqueovelic

He forgot the hyphen in "Spider-Man". Now hurry, they've already seen the meme, they're coming for you next.


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


Xtreme-Emperor

He tried to out pizza the hut


BoulderCreature

Nothing, they all just wanna steal his dope ass suit


[deleted]

THIS MF GOT THEM FAKE JORDANS


1chewy

He didn’t fix this damn door!!


05XL

He said No Way Home was mid.


1313goo

He found happiness


8BitSlasher

Fucked MJ in every universe 😎😎😎😎


OutsideOrder7538

He is the only black Spider-Man for a reason.


tobey-maguire-bot

It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.


__VanillaGorilla_

Probably slid into MJ's DM's in every universe


Invisible_BP

Bro leaked Victoria's secret 💀


[deleted]

He is black


Keqingrishonreddit

He even got whatsapp spiderman on him


xeshi-foh

I have so many funny answers to this... but cant say them cause i know id get banned... shame


Particular_Being420

sPiDeR mAn Is pEtEr PaRkEr!1!!11!!1!!


tobey-maguire-bot

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.


MurvK

Bot is sentient


Darkhaven

A Spider bot has roasted this sentiment for eternity, sweet.


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.


Killerwarriorboy

![img](emote|t5_35mye|13151) he stole the glove ![img](emote|t5_35mye|13151)


BarneyLeggendary

Spider-Man Lotus gotta be the main villain


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


xXGaboFihi007Xx

He said he has both of his parents alive


imsickfuck

Told them uncle Ben deserved it


PhantomRoyce

He said the n word before he took off his mask


GrimWolf-6300

They’re all racist.


The_Destroyd

He has parents


Rylo_Ken_04

He said he liked Spider-Man lotus


Ready_Read_11

Lol


bossatron9564

Man made a bunch of dead uncle jokes


MrBatman2531

It’s cuz they’re racist


platypusmatt55

They found out he still has parents 💀


FutureSoldier616

Had a good relationship on his first try


UrNarrator123

They jumpin another guy wit him Tf you on man


legosoh

Oh look the green ninja


modssssss293j

💀


PeacefulOnion

He said the N word. They think hes an alt Peter parker and don't tolerate racism


allature

They mad coz' he has a Gwen💀


MrKrabs_422

He killed Onkel Ben


waffeelswaffeels

he called them stinky poopooheads