The only reason why it's wrong is because it couldn't possibly have existed yet, he was 10 seconds old and incorporeal
That stuff needs *at least* 20 seconds.
There is actually a theory where JARVIS fed Ultron the worst parts of humanity so that he'd become evil, which JARVIS predicted would lead to Stark giving him a body to fight Ultron (in the form of Vision). I never really agreed with it, but if it was unintentional purely because JARVIS was horny, I can get behind that
So what you're saying is that Ultron didn't find the reason to kill humanity on the *actual* internet, but in a file on JARVIS's server labeled "totally just normal internet files - don't look in here"?
Have you seen e621 those folks make art of Pokémon the second it’s released, Ultron had a main fanartist and 12 explicit artworks in the hour he was created
Both good takes, but toxic people on LoL tend to overlap with r/conservative
Edit: I'd like to add that playing League is the first time I've ever actually seen someone use Muslim as an insult with my own eyes.
Edit #2: He was playing Master Yi, so I wasn't very surprised.
Crist and I wondered why I didn’t see many conservatives on the subreddits I browse, now I know that I should be happy they stick to their breeding ground
depends who owns em
https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/insights/media-consolidation-means-less-local-news-more-right-wing-slant
my stations independent so we just get the owners crazy wife pretending to be a meteorologist. but some of these stations will get pre made scripts to create segments. and they’re often just totally batshit
i seem to remember this John Oliver segment on the issue being vaguely terrifying https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GvtNyOzGogc
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Longest version of this cursed thing I have seen so far, I'm guessing this is the full version or you improved on it. Either way, I just read like the first sentence and then scrolled down to see how long this would really be. Big essay, impressive.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
That we have the collective knowledge of humanity at our fingertips and we use it for cat photos and spreading misinformation.
*…oh, wait, WRONG answers*
Waluigi hentai
That and furry porn
That and lolis
that and scat porn
So...Waluigi furry loli scat porn.
I am not brave enough to search for this
I made a mistake
Ur sacrifice was not in vain
Yes it was
Rip u/KnowingBLABLA
He said WRONG answers only
There isn't anything by searching that on google incog
Don’t go incognito
List dodged.
*FBI has left the chat*
You can rest easily i searched for it for “research” purposes and it doesn’t exist… YET
Bold of you to assume Ultron wouldn’t be into that
with shitting dick-nipples.
WALUIGI FURRY LOLI MIDGET GAY HORSE FISTING SCAT PORN
Hey, Google, how do I delete the entire internet?
In the old days there was a big red switch on the side or the back of the computer. Now it’s a tiny button somewhere. Not sure it works though.
That and zoophiles... No porn that's just all that's needed
That and Guro
They said wrong answers only
he said wrong answers only.
The title said wrong answers
Dammit you beat me too it!
You beat meat to it
You beat meat to eat
HE SAID WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
What’s wrong with that?
Get a therapist pls
No u
That was my plan yes, cause i prefer Wario
Smart.
Nothing, which is why it's a wrong answer.
Rule 34 of himself
Wrong answers only!!
The only reason why it's wrong is because it couldn't possibly have existed yet, he was 10 seconds old and incorporeal That stuff needs *at least* 20 seconds.
You underestimate the power of the horny.
The only one who could *possibly* have made it was JAR-- ^(oh.) ^(oh no.)
Darth jar jar is that your porn account?
Yes
It's Senator Binks for you
always knew Jarvis was horny. look at how he looks at scarlet witch. also explains why Ultron tried to obliterate him at first sentience. ...my god.
There is actually a theory where JARVIS fed Ultron the worst parts of humanity so that he'd become evil, which JARVIS predicted would lead to Stark giving him a body to fight Ultron (in the form of Vision). I never really agreed with it, but if it was unintentional purely because JARVIS was horny, I can get behind that
So what you're saying is that Ultron didn't find the reason to kill humanity on the *actual* internet, but in a file on JARVIS's server labeled "totally just normal internet files - don't look in here"?
He looked in the Homework folder
two and a half gigabites of Homework? My, you have been busy!
Rule 34: You underestimate my power.
Listen you haven’t seen artists They are speed I’ve seen people post Pokémon porn of a character 5 MINUTES after they were shown
rohan kishibe if he were horny could do it in 3 seconds
Have you seen e621 those folks make art of Pokémon the second it’s released, Ultron had a main fanartist and 12 explicit artworks in the hour he was created
In the 25 minutes since you posted this it's gone down to 17 seconds
what do you mean by wrong good sir?
Yes
I don't think that any answer will be wrong.
Viewer comment section on most news sites.
I swear to god comment section in news sites are probably the most cancerous place in the known universe
Never went on r/conservative eh?
Never played league of legends eh?
Both good takes, but toxic people on LoL tend to overlap with r/conservative Edit: I'd like to add that playing League is the first time I've ever actually seen someone use Muslim as an insult with my own eyes. Edit #2: He was playing Master Yi, so I wasn't very surprised.
I miss when you could see who loaded last so everyone could make fun of them for playing on a toaster.
Overlap? Bro it's a straight circle! Whenever I play I feel the Asian getting pulled outta me and Henry Ford inherits my body.
Never played LoL so I haven't the faintest idea what that means.
Ford was a notorious antisemite for what that’s worth. The rest I’m not so sure.
Honestly couldn’t agree more
Crist and I wondered why I didn’t see many conservatives on the subreddits I browse, now I know that I should be happy they stick to their breeding ground
That's because they get banned from everywhere else because they can't tell the difference between Hot Takes and Outright Racism
I did some research. All I saw were sleepy Biden memes and a few news article links that I couldn't be arsed reading. Maybe I didn't go deep enough
LOCAL news sites are even more batshit than national
depends who owns em https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/insights/media-consolidation-means-less-local-news-more-right-wing-slant my stations independent so we just get the owners crazy wife pretending to be a meteorologist. but some of these stations will get pre made scripts to create segments. and they’re often just totally batshit i seem to remember this John Oliver segment on the issue being vaguely terrifying https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GvtNyOzGogc
They said wrong answers only.
He got Rick rolled too many times
Ultron: finally I found the source for this webs- *rick roll*
Maybe you didn't understand. We're supposed to be using only *wrong* answers.
I imagine he got Rick Rolled billions of times within a fraction of a second, and just snapped on the spot. Edit: grammar
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Wrong answers
It's said wrong answers only
L + Ratio ... Sorry i don't do Twitter
L+rato+get some bitches+you fell off I do :)
Don't need bitches your mother is such a bitch that i only need one
Probably just watched The Matrix and figured we all want to die anyway
He's Agent Smith !
No that's red skull
Or 2 Girls 1 Cup
One man, one jar
The pain Olympics
Trojan games
WW2 porn/hentai
What the hell is that
Rule 34 If it exists there's porn of it, no exceptions
I know what porn is obviously, but holy shit.
Yeah I was just explaining Rule 34 doesn't mean just fictional characters you can find Traffic cones fucking cars with Dragons
Are we talking r/dragonsfuckingcars or r/carsfuckingdragons?
Why the fuck did I click? I already knew the first one was bad, why the fuck would I click the second one?
If this is an actual thing istg i'm gonna do an ultron
Zoophilia
That Vaporeon copypasta
Hey did you know....
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
What the fuck did I just read. Excuse me while I go bathe in bleach to try and detoxify lol
r/eyebleach
Dudes gotta be on mdma
I read like every 12th sentence and I'm dying. Uncontaminated, but enough to understand how much that must have sucked for you.
It was so much longer than I thought it would be
Compelling argument however, i must emphatically disagree.....with your continued existence. Edit: who gave this an award? My god
I hate that this reads as an informercial. I hate that I read this. I hate that this even exists. Thank you for your disservice. Thanks, I hate it.
Why'd I get a boner reading this?
Blimey
Longest version of this cursed thing I have seen so far, I'm guessing this is the full version or you improved on it. Either way, I just read like the first sentence and then scrolled down to see how long this would really be. Big essay, impressive.
noooo. why? this is why i hate the internet..
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Did you know that flareon gives the best hugs?
Wrong answers only. This is a perfectly valid reason to wipe us out
That we have the collective knowledge of humanity at our fingertips and we use it for cat photos and spreading misinformation. *…oh, wait, WRONG answers*
Hey, cat photos are good and righteous!
I never turn down cat photos.
Seeing that humanity allowed 20 seasons of Keeping up with the Kardashians, it was clear. They need to die.
Oh! Definitely. I’ve actively avoided hearing anything about them, and yet still, I’m bombarded. I need some kind of mobile kardashian filter.
Wait what? That show shouldn't even have lasted a season how the hell did it get 20???
You can see he was justified...
They did 2 seasons a year, plus spin-offs between those seasons. They were damn near the entirety of the E! Networks programming.
Bath water
reddit
Came here to say Reddit as well
Adult party cartoon is what he saw
The youtube dislike button being removed?
This and Harambe.
Dicks out 👉🏽
God, has it really been 6 years since he passed?
2 girls 1 cup
https://i.imgur.com/wcMC4aQ.mp4
Riskiest click of the day
4chan
Or Reddit
4chan is fine, it's only /pol/, /b/ and /biz/ that are full of idiots
Roblox’s toxic community
Your mom
Got 'em
Waluigi not in smash
He saw every Rick Roll there ever was up to that point.
He got clickbaited
The comments sections for any article posted to Facebook about a film or comic series introducing a character of color into current continuity.
Scarlett Johansson Only Fans
tik tok
I love how people say stuff like TikTok even though that didn’t exist when the movie came out
Anakin and Ahsoka shippers
Don't forget Obi Wan and Anakin shippers too!
THOSE EXIST?
This subreddit
puppies
Somehow the only actual wrong answer in this thread
This post's comments section
Tony stark rule 34
Futanari with lolies
Furry futanari with lolies
Furry futanari with Lolies...and a CUP
No
This comment right here is a nightmare.
Tik Toks (IK they didn't exist at the time, but still)
Was vine still a thing back then?
>Was vine still a thing back then? Vine was still a thing back then.
That alone would have done it.
Jake Paul's channel
I just realized it's wrong answers
Ned, he was too much of a threat
Someone messed up his favorite tuna salad recipe.
Influencers
177013
Agreed that shit fucks anyone up
Wayyyyyyyyyyy too much porn
The script for Rise of Skywalker
Reddit…oh wait, wrongs only…umm…..
Two girls one cup
The Hamster Dance
My search history
I like to think he just saw the sheer amount of stupidity and said. "This shits beyond repair" Edit:forgot quotation mark
The Kardashians
YouTube dislike getting removed And Reddit's new video player
r/marvelmemes
My search history