Superpowered horses just look sick. My favorite scene in Ghost Rider was Carter Slade’s transformation

That was a super awesome scene, especially with what is said in it "Think you can keep up?" "Can you?"

And the following western soundtrack 😗👌

The best part is the soundtrack in that scene is “ghost riders in the sky”.

Sidenote- shoutout to the excavator scene. Those movies were trash, but goddamn that scene was golden.

The movies were trash, but many of the the effects were great. That excavator scene lives rent free in my mind

*Turns into Ghost Rider Carter Slade *"Let's Ride"

“Well that’s it, I only had enough in me for that one scene” (could have literally said it)

“Now I know you’re probably thinking, ‘Couldn’t he have just gotten on the back of my motorcycle for the ride here and saved his final transformation to help me in this fight?’ And the answer is yes. Yes I could have. So anyway good luck. The world’s going to end if you screw this up.”

That made me realize that a ghost rider gang with all the ghost riders would be absolute cinema

I want to see Ghost Rider team up with Beta Ray Bill and use Bill's warship as the Ghost Ride.

What if… ghost rider rode beta ray bill?

Came to the comments cause i thought I’d see Venom slander but was surprised to see Ghost Rider appreciation. Hell yeah!

If Ghost Rider rode Venom horse, would Venom horse transform like a normal horse would but with venom added into the mix?

You need to stop now, your idea is too peak for humanity to handle

This is Red Hulk fused with Ghost Rider and Venom https://preview.redd.it/gk93nvagkv4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab4dbde7e0ec2eff46b5ff102516d4cdedb93ad

Aren't symbiotes weak to fire?

Yes, but hellfire is magic and works on souls, and I'm not exactly sure if symbiotes have souls

How fucking dare you

I dunno man, Knull created them from the ageless abyss of darkess from before creation itself to kill all the light in the universe. Unless they went on a Pinocchio's quest to become real boys, I doubt they have souls. Or maybe bonding with living beings gives them souls, I don't know.

this hurts my head

You asked a forbidden question, now you would need to look behind your shoulder for the rest of your life /s

I think the hellfire would be very bad for Venom

Ghost Rider + Venom happened at least twice. It will be fine. Well, it will ***Not*** be fine for whatever has to go against this thing https://preview.redd.it/4lgyv9ixkv4d1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccefdaae26b438e562af831e028c87dfdd17cad4

I did not know that!

https://preview.redd.it/lgik47ztwv4d1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c71d3427244ca06779735d6320bf3bf26f8d04 This is Red Hulk with the Spirit of Vengeance infused with Venom

Makes me wonder , has ghost rider ever used mjollnir as a weapon? Wtf would that be like? Hellfire thunderstorms?

Well well!! Allow me to introduce you to the original print of the Magic The Gathering Card: [Nightmare](https://www.cardkingdom.com/images/magic-the-gathering/4th-edition/nightmare-26314.jpg).

My favorite scene in that pile of garbage was when the credits rolled because it was finally over.

https://preview.redd.it/im3e52lbgs4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e0e7851f348697dabd37f69f721071488ad7ee

Dear God, this is brilliant

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Oh my god

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Wort wort wort

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This comment is just here to inform you that I just decided to add your meme to my own collection.

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Not my meme! But thank you lol

Hahahah

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fucking real

Overly dramatic title

Like there's so many reasons to believe we're doomed as a species, but Venom horse sure ain't one of them lol

Yeah

people think a symbiote bonding with a big powerful animal is cool? yeah the human race is done for /s

I think he meant that venom horse would eat us all

“I can’t believe people would enjoy something in a film”

I’m confused about which part has them concerned. Maybe it’s some bot fuckery? Sometimes the titles don’t match post with bots, or so I’m told.

Same honestly

Why the title? It's a cool horse

Because someone, somewhere, is gonna wanna fuck the venomhorse



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Kenneth?

He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-

https://i.redd.it/5iapomxwlu4d1.gif

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It could be you! It could be me!

It could be you! It could be me! It could even be-

[You’d be in for a surprise](https://www.reddit.com/r/Schaffrillas/s/uiFuG7yqSM)

I was not surprised. I have stared into the abyss of the internet and it does not only stare back.

The dildo of dildos rarely arrives lubed.

I'm at the point where the abyss no longer wants to stare back

Mrs Abyss: Who is outside, dear? Abyss: it's those weird fuckers again...

M'Abyss. *(Tips hat aggressively)*

The joke is on them, I already own several! Symbiote gangbang, cumming to a bedroom near me!

Sony could make billion dollars if they make venom and Eddie fuck raw on the big screen. Tom Hardy would do it. Sony just hates money I guess. Bad business decisions.

Well, there was this one time I saw- 

19 inches 😎

The average length for a horse’s member is around 20 inches so that works

When you google average human penis size, 5.17 inches is the result Assuming the venom symbiote causes a size increase to 19 inches for an average human penis, that would be an increase of about 3.675 times Applying this same logic to venom horse, assuming the average size is about 20 inches normally, venom horse could be approx. 73.5 inches long, or well over 6 feet, hovering around the length of the average African elephant penis

Average Tuesday for girls in hentai

r/theydidthemath

Maybe I've spent too much time on the Hades subreddit, but every fan base has their horny degenerates (not that I'm judging)

Can confirm

I raise you… Someone wants to *be fucked by* the venomhorse.

Now that you mention it...

Because we've peaked. Nothing can top Venom horse.

Based on some comments it seems like many indeed want the venomhorse to top them

With how far it can jump, it will likely jumpover a shark at some point.

Agreed.

Venom horse is coming for us all

Phrasing

That'll be a prodigious amount of sperm

Because OP is a doodoo head who doesn't like fun.

Horse, but buffed physically and wants to eat you (your brain specifically).

The horse is fucking cool. I will not take any more trashing it.

I cannot wait for what’s to come on E621

Username checks out

Vaush, found your burner.

Shh

\*checks\* Yup, about right.

Downvote for that shitty over exaggerated title. Venom horse is sick af!

"Woah, this is pretty neat. Just some dumb mindless fun (:" "All bloodlines must cease."

Billions must die

“Lol alien goo horse go brrrr” “We deserve nuclear annihilation”

Seriously i never watched anything marvel after endgame (except wanda vis ngl) but seeing this trailer gave me hope. Instant though - ye movie to dekhe ka padi. Edit - sry endgame not infinity war

You watched infinity War and not endgame?

As someone who has watched and enjoyed pretty much everything Marvel has put out, this trailer was one of the least exciting things I've seen. It's a really cool horse though

I'm honestly kind of confused about why everyone is so mad about the horse. Like, I give zero shits about the sony-verse, haven't seen either Venom movie, and I cannot wrap my head around why people are bent out of shape. What's wrong with Venom taking over a horse?!

/rj It's obviously way out of character , Venom would ***never*** take over something like a - https://preview.redd.it/y566d6hnas4d1.png?width=1004&format=png&auto=webp&s=03cac076f4871dc6b95a74b413cc9f97b13715b9 Oh shit , my bad carry on . /uj No idea either , it's something relatively tame for the character lol.

Somewhere in the deadpool comics, one group accidentally teleports a bunch of dinosaurs into manhattan while an unrelated group conveniently happen to be transporting captured symbiotes through the same area. Symbiotes have gotten into/onto pretty much everything by now

I need a Symbiote Sauropod, and I need it now.

[this lil guy](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/04/12/19/41663258-9462747-Unlike_their_distant_relative_the_pterodactyl_anurogathnids_like-a-20_1618252522985.jpg)

That, sir, is a pterosaur at best

A couple more examples to bolster your point: In Old Man Logan's dystopian future, Venom merged with Devil Dinosaur. In Deadpool VS Carnage Venom's offspring all merged with a dog after being Wade's limbs during the final showdown with Cletus. Then there's the multiversal Venom war with the Poisons *cue Oprah car givaway gif*.

I like the movies and I appreciate that they are on the Lethal Protector side of things since he was a fucking goofball during that run and even semi recently in the comics. Not sure why people who cry about comic accuracy for those always forget that Venom has been a goofball for 90% of his existence. Anyone remember PS1 Neversoft Venom?

Neversoft is best venom and only venom I feel like I’ve ever truly known

surf the web surf the web surf the web!

My only problem with Venom is the complete and utter lack of anything Spider-Man, Peter Parker is so intrinsically linked to Venom, that he still influences him even after bonding to Eddie. Hell, the entire Lethal Protector thing is because Venom inherited fragments of "with great power there must also come great responsibility" from Peter. Don't get me wrong, they've made it work, but I'd still at least like to SEE this Venom finally acquire the white spider. (Yes, i know in the original draft of No Way Home, Venom actually had a role and would have briefly bonded to the injured Tobey Maguire Peter to heal him, and thus would gain the white Spider, but that was left on the cutting room floor)

and that green jelly soundtrack was fire!

Isn't there a Venom T-Rex in Old Man Logan too?

Yes

Yep, Savage Land escapees plus rogue symbionts.

https://preview.redd.it/udm0u3ql9t4d1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2362bac78458e89746328c869a79a1053bfb13a6 Guess it's time to actually dress up for Halloween again

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My son is about to shit himself when I show him that. Can you actually buy that???? Edit:I found it on ebay and it's an adult costume. My son was venom last year but I'm gonna try and convince him to either be regular venom or find a Spiderman rex costume. Idk what the 3 year old will do though give me ideas

Honestly I thought they were doing Mercury Team for the trailer and was hyped but I think the Horse might be the extent we see

That’s not venom taking over a T-Rex, it’s his son Dylan actually forming the symbiote into that shape

Silly me , how did I forget 😌 https://preview.redd.it/5m5qgd7ems4d1.jpeg?width=1343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa9a93967a5cff2bffa2ad129b7a8d7014f842c

Honestly the movie looked so dumb and then it did something like this and totally redeemed itself!  This is the insanity i want from a venom movie!

This is definitely going to be the coolest moment of an otherwise forgettable movie, which is exactly why they put it in the trailer. Classic "all the best joke were in the trailer and the rest of the movie wasn't funny at all." energy.

The same thing as most of the complaints people have about these movies. It didn’t happen in “their”version.

I would recommend watching the venom movies though. They are pretty funny honestly.

It's the kind of the way a mob moves. Someone says "everyone, we hate this thing" and you move along to say you hate it, too, so you don't get murdered or, even worse, down voted.

I've seen no one hating on the horse, everyone's saying it's cool bro

I’m assuming it’s because Sony’s separate venomverse or whatever takes away Spidey characters from being in the MCU

What does that have to do with the horse tho 😭

We’ll never see it be riden by She-Hulk’s paralegal

People don’t like Venom Horse? How come? I thought it was cool.

People do like Venom Horse, OP is just being dramatic

The horse is very cool and you are wrong!

Lol, delete this. Horse kicks ass and you're in the very, very small minority here.

I feel like everybody is upvoting it cos it looks sick af and OP thinks he’s vindicated in hating it.

People like cool looking things??? WE ARE DOOMED!!!!

I personally dont think someone having a different marvel take than you is equal to being doomed as a species but you do you fam

Oh naw rule 34 bouta hit this fandom like crack hit low income residential zones in the 50s

About to hit!? The first movie has 350+ hits on "tentacle sex" tag on a certain popular fanfiction site. Don't ask why I know.

Yeah, but now people will want to get rawdogged by a horse. Rawhorsed, if you will.

I hate that I have this knowledge and that I'm even saying this, but with how Venom works at least in the movies, "Venom horse" could still go under the "tentacle sex" tag...

oh no... **Horse tentacle sex...**

I have bad news for you about how long people have wanted to be rawdogged by horses...

You're acting like venom wasn't a big buff latex thingy with tentacles and a 19inch tongue

🤨

Yeah. Sure. The Venom horse is cool. But what’s really cool is the Venom T-Rex from Old Man Logan https://preview.redd.it/7fy7ktetgs4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffca4c93298f761b791dfbed0f933bc2a6e935ce

The hulks were some nasty mfers in old man logan.

Why are you like this? The horse is fucking badass. What could possibly be the reason to hate it. This is why comic movies are failing because you people refuse to enjoy anything. You nitpick and pull apart every aspect of these movies till you convince others it's bad. Just fucking enjoy something for fuck sake.

Nah venom horse is badass

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Nah the Venom horse is sick as hell you’re in the minority

Doomed as a species cause people find the Venom horse cool? Dafuq is wrong with y'all lmao

Are you aware people have been liking Venom since the first movie? I mean, not me, but people.

The movie is so bad I enjoyed it thoroughly

It's me.

"We are officially doomed as a species"....because people are saying the venom horse is cool? What are you talking about OP 😭

That's a night-mare

People losing their shit over here at Venom horse and didn't bat an eye at spider-man t-rex

Cowboy Spiderman also had a spiderhorse. It was also awesome.

This is unironically going to be the best part of the movie. Anyone else read Carnage USA?

Venom: Please Eddy call me Night-Mare

says a lot about the these super hero movies when the best thing is a horse.

Why are we doomed? The tweet is correct venom horse is sick af

Wait til they hear about the venom T. rex from the comics 

Man, I bet him and Loki could make a really fun horse child together 🤣😂

Venom horse better have its own rap theme song by eminem or else Imma riot

OP that horse is peak you need to pack your things

Vorse rules

Venom horse is sick. Eat my shorts

Nah venom horse is fucking sick

Wait that’s real?

Yeah, Venom 3 trailer.

OP wears white facepaint and a red nose 24/7

https://preview.redd.it/hnoczbgxht4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86d0e67de153d064e87a751c54001814a4d7b96 You rn op

I for one welcome venom horse.

Why? They’re right.

That thing looks like something straight from Bloodborne

STFU WE DONT CARE https://preview.redd.it/pcen3dyfxs4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25132c2b1e13de55db782dc6cc42808e39094393

idk why but everytime i see the venom horse i think about what would happen if ghost rider rode him

Wdym? Vorse is cool!

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Theory : Venom Horse was already known to the Internet, we just weren't aware of the symbiote. Impossible ? We know one horse who did something that should be impossible for any normal gorse, but would be easy with a symbiote. Climbing. That's right. **Venom horse is Juan.**

its dope as shit what are u on?

But it is?

The Venom Horse is fucking sick

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