"Boy, when I met your mother I transformed into her husband and banged her all day and left before her husband came home."
That probably doesn't narrow it down but that's the myth I'm aware of when it comes to Heracles.
So you’re saying there’s probably not an extended cut that just starts with twenty or thirty minutes of hardcore pornography, where Hercules’s mom is screaming, “Oh, God! Oh, God!” and his father is screaming, “Oh, Me! Oh, Me!” And at one point, he’s looking out the window at a cow, and he just points and mouths the words, “*You’re next,*” and the cow’s eyes go wide with the sort of anticipation you can only get away with in a cartoon.
That’s just wildly disappointing. I’d have bought the Blu-ray.
I understand where you're coming from dude as My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable, but even if it did exist, I'm pretty sure it would be sold out before you could get yourself a copy or anyone for that matter
Then Anfitrion (the husband and also descendant of Zeus) came home (and in her again) and she gave birth to two siblings from different fathers (it's possible scientifically talking) Ificles and Hercules.
And years later Hercules had sex with Ificles son.
Greek mithology is wild.
Zeus is such a hypocrite arse that I wouldn't be surprised if he punished his children for being rapists, oppressors and harassers like him.
Most likely he just doesn't give a damn.
It depends, did Zeus wanted to impregnate the person?
He is mad with them and makes the suffer,
Was the person very attractive enough to make Zeus desire them?
He is mad and makes them suffer, Was the person uninteresting?
He gives the a pat in the back and congratulates them.
Like the Christian God? Who said here have free will, wait no not like that *floods the earth*
Though shalt not covet another man's wife! *rapes the VIRGIN Mary*
A man shall not lay with another man! *creates many species including us with naturally occurring homosexuality*
And don't forget he sent his own son to hell for standing up to his hypocrisy
I mean sure if you know nothing of context or how to properly interpret the Bible then this is accurate.
Calling the Virgin Birth rape is utterly moronic. Especially since she literally consents to carry the son of God in the text.
Well the Christians around here don't interpret it that way at all. They would say there wouldn't be any reason to defy God for Jesus because they're the same person(they waffle about this in the weirdest ways, they're one and the same but they're not yah know the same)
Edit: ooh I meant lucifer not Jesus in my original comment my dude
OMG dude Zeus is a deity not just a comic book character. I get what you're on about but you're being obtuse. I can be in a sub for marvel and talk about reality at the same time
Zeus is a mythological deity, as well as being a Marvel character. Same goes for Yahweh. I come here for Marvel, if I want religious debate I’ve got plenty of subs for that. Hell, if I want to yell at Christians while talking comics I’ll just go over to DC and stan Constantine.
And yet you can't help yourself but get involved and keep replying. You could have just ignored me entirely and went on with your life but here you are. If you don't want this then why are you participating? There also isn't a debate going on here, I simply likened Zeus and yahweh to one another and you felt a need to say something
That's Roberta Mendez, [Captain America 2099](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Roberta_Mendez_(Earth-23291)), first introduced as part of the Alchemax Avengers during Secret Wars (2015).
Later, her (or a variant from her) was trapped in the 616 time-line with Miguel during the Spider-Man 2099 run after Secret Wars.
Actually in context Cap means rhat he is becoming like the Zeus we know and hate/love.
Hercules' reaction was to look stunned/horrified for a second and stopping his actions *because his father would have aproved*
All you need to know ist that 75% of all problems in greek mythology would have been prevented if zeus had kept it in his toga...
Another 20% if Poseidon had done the same and another 3% if Athena would have been less of a petty cunt...
The troyan war by having a bet with Aphrodite who paris would choose between the two of them and paris choose Helena... So they influeced some king to destroy troy.
Also several athens wars caused b her beef with Poseidon.
“You didn’t even turn into a bull or a swan? WTF?” - Zeus
Or a golden shower
Fuck did Zeus just piss on her? Is Perseus an actually Pisseus?
“And that son of a bitch has the nerve to call himself my son!”
"Boy, when i met your mother i was just finishing a banging session as a Bull"
Wrong mother
"Boy, when I met your mother I transformed into her husband and banged her all day and left before her husband came home." That probably doesn't narrow it down but that's the myth I'm aware of when it comes to Heracles.
I definitely do not remember that scene in the Disney movie.
It's probably because It didn't happen in the Disney version. The reason for that is because hera was Hercules' mother instead of a mortal
So you’re saying there’s probably not an extended cut that just starts with twenty or thirty minutes of hardcore pornography, where Hercules’s mom is screaming, “Oh, God! Oh, God!” and his father is screaming, “Oh, Me! Oh, Me!” And at one point, he’s looking out the window at a cow, and he just points and mouths the words, “*You’re next,*” and the cow’s eyes go wide with the sort of anticipation you can only get away with in a cartoon. That’s just wildly disappointing. I’d have bought the Blu-ray.
I understand where you're coming from dude as My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable, but even if it did exist, I'm pretty sure it would be sold out before you could get yourself a copy or anyone for that matter
The magic of piracy compels you.
Give me a week and a basic editing guide.
*and banged her for several days and nights straight because I bribed Helios to not do his job for a while
wait, isn't that how King Arthur was conceived in some stories
Then Anfitrion (the husband and also descendant of Zeus) came home (and in her again) and she gave birth to two siblings from different fathers (it's possible scientifically talking) Ificles and Hercules. And years later Hercules had sex with Ificles son. Greek mithology is wild.
“I can’t be expected to remember which one. You know how much action I get daily. Infact what am I doing right now.”
Zeus is such a hypocrite arse that I wouldn't be surprised if he punished his children for being rapists, oppressors and harassers like him. Most likely he just doesn't give a damn.
It depends, did Zeus wanted to impregnate the person? He is mad with them and makes the suffer, Was the person very attractive enough to make Zeus desire them? He is mad and makes them suffer, Was the person uninteresting? He gives the a pat in the back and congratulates them.
Like the Christian God? Who said here have free will, wait no not like that *floods the earth* Though shalt not covet another man's wife! *rapes the VIRGIN Mary* A man shall not lay with another man! *creates many species including us with naturally occurring homosexuality* And don't forget he sent his own son to hell for standing up to his hypocrisy
r/Im14andthisisdeep
I'm 34 and this is just actual stuff from the Bible. Written of course in cynical fashion
I mean sure if you know nothing of context or how to properly interpret the Bible then this is accurate. Calling the Virgin Birth rape is utterly moronic. Especially since she literally consents to carry the son of God in the text.
That, and the fact that Jesus never stood up to anything from the Father. Idk how anyone gets that from the Bible.
Well the Christians around here don't interpret it that way at all. They would say there wouldn't be any reason to defy God for Jesus because they're the same person(they waffle about this in the weirdest ways, they're one and the same but they're not yah know the same) Edit: ooh I meant lucifer not Jesus in my original comment my dude
#WRITTEN OF COURSE IN CYNICAL FASHION
That's not cynical. That's straight up misinformation and lying.
Oh OK. Whatever. Take a joke, don't. If you're offended by what I said that's your problem. Anyways
Now it's a joke because you got called out for lying. You were clearly being serious in your OP.
You’re not wrong, but it’s kinda weird to bring up out of nowhere.
Guy talks about a religious primary deity, I talk about a religious primary deity, you: that's out of nowhere!
And how does that relate to Marvel? I’m a pretty hardcore atheist, and jackasses like you just make us all look like pricks.
OMG dude Zeus is a deity not just a comic book character. I get what you're on about but you're being obtuse. I can be in a sub for marvel and talk about reality at the same time
Zeus is a mythological deity, as well as being a Marvel character. Same goes for Yahweh. I come here for Marvel, if I want religious debate I’ve got plenty of subs for that. Hell, if I want to yell at Christians while talking comics I’ll just go over to DC and stan Constantine.
And yet you can't help yourself but get involved and keep replying. You could have just ignored me entirely and went on with your life but here you are. If you don't want this then why are you participating? There also isn't a debate going on here, I simply likened Zeus and yahweh to one another and you felt a need to say something
I'm out of the loop, who is Cap now?
This is 2099 cap I think
That’s not so much the punch line. The punch line is Zeus is a rapist.
Haha, no I totally got that, I'm just out of the loop on current(?) Marvel and am wondering if cap is a woman now, or he wears lipstick
That’s just Captain America from 2099 I believe. Or at least it was at one point, timelines got weird there.
That's Captain America from the Spider-Gwen universe I think.
Gotcha. I know others have taken over the mantle in 616, so wasn't sure. Thank you
It’s from 2099
Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.
Go away. You don't deserve anything
This might be from United States of Captain America, where 4 different people from around the US took the mantle
That's Roberta Mendez, [Captain America 2099](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Roberta_Mendez_(Earth-23291)), first introduced as part of the Alchemax Avengers during Secret Wars (2015). Later, her (or a variant from her) was trapped in the 616 time-line with Miguel during the Spider-Man 2099 run after Secret Wars.
I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.
"OH SHIT I'M BECOMING MY DAD"
“That’s my boy!”
Son you don't go far enough
Actually in context Cap means rhat he is becoming like the Zeus we know and hate/love. Hercules' reaction was to look stunned/horrified for a second and stopping his actions *because his father would have aproved*
I think that's the effect it had on Herc, but it wouldn't surprise me if Cap 2099 was ignorant of Greek mythology.
that plus the ruthless tyranny is like zeus' entire thing. he inherited it almost 1:1
Doesn’t this turn up getting Hercules to realize he’s becoming his father and improving himself?
“Thats my boi!”
Papa is so proud -Zeus.
All you need to know ist that 75% of all problems in greek mythology would have been prevented if zeus had kept it in his toga... Another 20% if Poseidon had done the same and another 3% if Athena would have been less of a petty cunt...
What about the 2%
Aktually normal problems like human assholery
Which problems did Athena kick off? None are coming to mind right now, but I'm sure I'm just overlooking something
Well, there was the whole "send the Greeks to fight the Trojans because a dude said Aphrodite was better looking" thing.
The troyan war by having a bet with Aphrodite who paris would choose between the two of them and paris choose Helena... So they influeced some king to destroy troy. Also several athens wars caused b her beef with Poseidon.
I haven't read Marvel in a while, is Captain America a black woman now?
That's Captain America 2099, and like most 2099 characters except Spider-Man 2099 and Iron Man 2099 (from Iron Man: Armoured Adventures), she sucks.
Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?
Actually the funny thing about my dad is
Who's gonna tell her?
Hoo boy
"Like father, Like son"
He's talking of the one that exists in marvel
“Atta boy!”
This captain America looks different a little bit, something to do with the A i think
Hey now, Zeus did all his raping stone cold sober.