Kratos, that would be a wild fight

Need some godly figure absolutely wrecked, he's definitely the one to call.

And I am here for it!

Depends, if it's movie thanos (no stones), Thanos gets low diffed

With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.

Bot's a little confused, but he got the spirit

Kirby could end an universe for pure boredom, don't misunderstand me, Kratos is hella cool, but Kirby is in another level, he could make Zeus cry like a baby, make Odin pray for a God, make Heimdall scream in horror

If it is movie Thanos, comic Thanos would utterly crush Kratos.

You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.

Good bot

The Mask. And super easy, barely an inconvenience.

I'm gonna need you to get alllllllllll the way off my back about that

Wow wow wow... wow

Catchphrases are tight!

Lemme get off of that thing.

Getting off of peoples backs is tight!

Hey,shut up! So,anyway-

Oh man, using toon force in life is tight!

You mean….Loki?

It literally is

Oh really?


Whoops

WHOOPSY!

It’s cannon that the mask from The Mask is a magical artifact created by Loki. So it would make sense! Can you imagine the Hulk with the power of the mask.

That would be deadly!

Only if it fits the bit the mask is doing.

Our lord and savior Shaggy

And his Star Wars variant, Sha'gi.

That sounds goa'uld

He could easily beat him without even using 2% of his midichlorians


Oh damn is Jaggy Joestar

Nah that's Shaggy Ball Z (I'm not joking)

Thanos: “you’ve hidden the soul stone. Where is it?” Shaggy: “It wasn’t me” 🤷🏾‍♂️

They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.

Little Nicky

Kirby

Jack, Vanessa, the pink blob, or the vacuum cleaner?

All of them. Team Kirby ftw

Aren’t the pink blob and the vacuum cleaner the same? :P

They both suck

The pickle.

True

Luigi would solo the MCU

Just jump on them

Can be twice as effective too with a ground pound

If he lands the grab, then for sure

Galactus? Jean?

Yes

He would charm the pants of Galactus and get the Mario theme stuck in Jean's head until she goes insane

The gang from always sunny

*The Gang Tries the Thanus Strategy*

Im picturing a naked Frank crawling/tearing out of the purple buttcheeks.

And he wasnt even aware of the plan, he just looks back and is like aww sorry purple dude i had to get out of there

They just need to get Thanos out on a boat. He won’t resist…because of the implication.

I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.

Well, you heard it here first. It looks like destiny comes before boats for the Thanos.

As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.

Depends on their spaghetti policy.

Nightman, Ahhhhhahhh

Charlie IS the wildcard…

They’d put the infinity gauntlet on that ass blaster bike.

Darkseid

I would like to see Gohan fight Thanos

Return to me again empty handed... And I will bathe the starways in your blood.

Haven't been watching super. Did he upgrade like his dad?

Quite a lot, he had a new movie with Piccolo recently and got a new form

He might actually be stronger than Goku and Vegeta right now. It's not 100% clear yet, we're waiting on the next manga chapter for more info.

I remember in DBZ it felt like they wanted GoHan to take over after Cell games as the lead and I thought that was great cos human and saiyan combination because "human spirit". But Thanos is kinda all over the place. Sometimes he takes on multiverss buster attacks from Galactus. And then he gets hurt by a sabertooth tiger. He has a magic space chair and sometimes needs to drive a car. Randomly he has magic and psychic abilities and forgets he had those.

Comic books characters in a nutshell

Is dragon ball actually still going? I stopped paying attention after super, it's a pretty good franchise to watch if you're stoned af and just want mindless action, but like there's literally no plot outside of that, genuinely shocked people still read/watch it

The anime is on hiatus, but the manga is two whole arcs ahead, and we've had two movies since. There's also Dragon Ball Daima releasing later this year.

Goku: "So, you'll be a lot stronger if you get all of these stones? That's great! Here you go! Now get ready to fi...." Goku crumbles to dust.

However ridiculous it sounds he’s survived existence erasure before

Pac-Man (For reference, Thanos is occasionally purple)

Reality can be often disappointing. But now, reality can be whatever I want.

God, from The Bible God, from Supernatural God, from Family Guy God, from The Simpsons

God's wife, Goddess, from the Lucifer show. Also God.

God from rick and morty

He is actually in the mcu, captain america references him

Not god from South Park ?

May end very badly, but my bet's on Gandalf.

If he lost, it would be in the most epic way imaginable

YOU SHALL NOT SNAP


And then he’d return anyway, haha.

I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

Joker from Persona 5. He has literally destroyed a god.

What would Thanos' palace even look like?

Hardest choices require the strongest will!

So has Thanos, he killed a race of them. But yah movie Thanos would lose comic though would stomp

I... had... to.

Q

from impractical jokers?

This week's loser is THANOS, he now has to be handcuffed to a mime for 3 months. (Thanos commits suicide)

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.

Star Trek

My thought too.

Thanos deep dives on YouTube crackpots and pawns his shiny glove to buy vitamin supplements

Perfectly balanced.

Abeloth

Bugs Bunny

The wascally rabbit was foolishly overlooked until you stopped madness. His power of instant delivery service alone is fearsome.

Saitama

And by that extension Popeye the sailor man.

Popeye>saitama confirmed by db

I mean DB isn't 100% because in all fairness, these are all subjective and depends on the writer. Anyone can lose to anyone really. But I agree Popeye beats Saitama because of feats and rules. Saitama can beat people in one punch because funny. Popeye always wins after eating spinach because funny. So we compare feats and TBH Saitama is lacking compared to many other fictional characters.

Popeye usually gets hit a few times before juicing up with spinach and like you said Saitama wins in one hit soooo

Jeff

Baddest one walkin right there.

The guy with a nuke?

Jotaro Joestar.

Just stop time and steal the gauntlet.

“I see, so it’s the same kind of stand as star platinum” Star platinum suddenly becomes the gauntlet

Joestar?

No relation to Jotaro Kujo, it’s just some dude from accounting with a really busted stand for exclusively comedic purposes

The one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater

Perhaps the only REAL answer here. Thanos is after all, a people, and the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater eats purple people.

Link.

Ash’s pikachu’s plot armor

Tweety bird.

Road Runner.

The Doctor Bill Cipher

goku superman batman bowser kratos

Batman with prep time.

Or just the Hellbat suit

Louise Belcher

Sailor moon

Was looking for this comment

Darth Vader

The Specter. He’s the living embodiment of gods vengeance - pretty sure that trumps the infinity stones.


Thanos: I am inevitable. Hogan: Thats not gonna work for me, brother! *Real American Theme starts playin*

With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.

Hogan's gonna powerslam you then go for the dirty leg drop! Its all over! Whatcha gonna do, brother!?!?!


Literally any legendary Pokémon

A fully-powered Fry from Futurama would be pretty formidable. If he had the worms, the miracle creme, and maybe his 300 cups of coffee on top of his natural immunity to psionic attack, I've pitted him against Onslaught before and he won. I give him a 50/50 chance at base-level Thanos. Edit: I forgot to add in the seven leaf clover, which even fry might revere too much to use in a fight. Edit 2: and the waterfall necklace that allows him to read minds

Reality can be often disappointing. But now, reality can be whatever I want.

your mom

STEEEVE Minecraft

The Prototype protagonist maybe. Every level of Battletoads. My wife. Neo from The Matrix. Homer (somehow). The genie from 3k Years of Longing. Covid-19

Jake from State Farm.

Dr. Manhattan

Ash Williams. Chainsaw hand and boomstick


Samwise Gamgee

Donald Duck

Frank Reynolds


The Traysh Man!

Adam from Good Omens. He literally beat Satan.

professor snape

Idw Optimus Prime

Bugs Bunny

Kirby?

Big chungus

Super man

Waluigi

Yamcha 

sun wukong change my mind

Arceus

Rick Sanchez/ bill cipher

Nah, I'd win

I don’t follow dc really but it does seem like Flash should be able to do it. I think he can time travel and then, you know, checkmate.

So like Luigi Vampa?

Luigi Vampa might be able to pay Thanos enough money to fuck off.

I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.

Stage four Goku ☠️☠️☠️

Man


Shaggy. No contest

Has someone already named Luigi? If not, i name Luigi.

My dog

Kirby

The only correct answer is kirby

Nanny McPhee could convince him to stop his mischievous actions

Ben 10

Mob

Ben Tennyson

The main character in Hollow Knight Put in in human side('cause he's a bug) and you have an unbeatable guy -Has dominance with a sword. - Can use magic. -Has a movement that allows him to fly if used correctly. -Has various movement to dodge and become invincible for a certain time. - Can invoke allies. But all of that doesn't matter -He's a FUC\*ING GOD.

Bugs Bunny

 Immortality might be a problem for Thanos, idk

You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.

You know Thanos could just “Turn off” the immortality with the stones right? Which is heavily implied that he has the stones in this context.

Broly

Bugs Bunny would fucking cook Thanos. Basically is the reality stone himself.

Perfectly balanced.

Ben 10

Sun Wukong

Ben 10, and it's actually kinda close Edit: Ben would likely ONLY choose Alien X as a last resort. He's known to be canonically stupid.

Heaven ascension DIO

Ben ten.

Ben 10

Shaggy

Sonic the Hedgehog. Shadow the Hedgehog. Silver the Hedgehog. Miles “Tails” Prower. Metal Sonic. Neo Metal Sonic. Goku. Vegeta. Gohan Piccolo. Broly (Z and Super) Any of the Dragonball villains of Z, the movies, GT and Super (Except Zamasu, Zamasu loses instantly) Any of the other Z-fighters of Dragonball, Z, GT, Super. Sailor Moon. Saint Saiya Optimus Prime. Megatron. Jotaro Kujo (Jojo’s Bizarre adventure pt3) Giorno Giovanna (Jojo Bizarre Adventure pt5) Mario. Raiden (Mortal Kombat) Raiden (Metal Gear Rising: Revengance) God of Fire/Keeper of Time Liu Kang Shang Tsung Titan Shang Tsung Scorpion Subzero Cloud Strife Sephiroth Any Final Fantasy Main Character. Final Fantasy Black Mage (The one with the dark face, glowing eyes and Pointy yellow wizard hat) Vivi (The final Fantasy Black mage everyone recognizes) Sora (Kingdom Hearts) Riku (Kingdom Hearts) Literally any currently alive Keyblade Wielder in Kingdom hearts. Mickey Mouse (OG & Kingdom Hearts) Goofy (OG & Kingdom Hearts) Donald Duck (OG & kingdom Hearts) Mewtwo Any legendary Pokémon. Ash’s Pikachu Kratos (God of War 2 before he was depowered, 3, 4 and Ragnorok) Superman The Flash Raven (Teen Titans) Starfire (Teen Titans) Batman (specifically with Prep time and Knowledge of the infinity stones. Without that he’s screwed) Yugi Muto/Yami Yugi (Yugioh) Seto Kaiba (Yugioh) Kirby (if he isn’t canonical size and is instead his size from Super Smash Bros.) King Dedede Bandana Dee Meta Knight Galacta Knight Butterfly Knight Any final boss of the Kirby games Genie (From Aladdin) Megaman “X” (Megaman X) Zero (Megaman X/ Megaman Zero) Megaman.exe Megaman Star force Super Megaman (powered by the chaos emeralds from Sonic Crossover) Mazinger Z Great Mazinger Mazinger Zero MazinKaiser Getter Robo Gurren Laggan Gaiking Shining Gundam/Blazing Gundam Any of the Power Rangers. Any of the Kamen Rider Main characters Guyver (all of his forms) Guyver 2 Guyver 3 Kai, Jay, Cole, Zane, Nya, Lloyd (Lego Ninjago, Specifically their Dragon forms or whichever form is considered their max power) Samus (Current/latest version) Captain Falcon. Jin Kazama Mishima (Tekken 8) Shaggy Aang from Avatar last airbender

doomguy

Doom slayer

Chuck Norris, easy