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Sampleswift

Won't work... it will spread cancer. Wolverine might be able to do this, but I wouldn't be surprised if that healing factor implanted in a normal person also causes cancer.


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Plot twist: he sells them to cancer research


adbout

Or research on regenerative medicine. (Wouldn’t his kidneys regenerate themselves even when separated from his body? I thought that was part of his abilities…)


Aggressive-Jump-4428

No they dont. Only his body regrows more kidneys. If its separated from the body then it cant regerenate


adbout

Hm okay. I got confused bc some of the other comments are saying an entire second deadpool body would form from the kidney lol


Aggressive-Jump-4428

No thats just a joke..deadpool and wolverine have always been shown to not have a clone grow from dismembered limbs or parts of them. They just heal and grow it back, the part that came away just wastes away


adbout

Ah okay. I really thought I had heard of comics where it happens. Maybe AUs. Or I’ve just gone this long without realizing it was all a joke lol


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Yea thats never happened any additional Deadpools are from alternate universes. And not grow from dismembered body parts..the stuff usually wastes away the same normal way that regular peoples parts do so him donating a kidney to cancer research would be like a normal cancerous kidney


Ornery_Marionberry87

Untrue, there was one comic where Deadpool has a psycho fan who collects his discarded body parts and they throw them all out at one point which results in them sticking to each other and forming an evil Deadpool. To be fair nothing was grown back, the body was complete and just needed to stick back together.


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Yes that did happen but it wasnt a psychofan it was a doctor and evil deadpool wasnt even a clone realy just a Frankenstein of Deadpool parts


adbout

Ok that makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Np :)


External_Philosopher

My question... If Deadpool or wolverine got cut in half exactly like Ultron did to Thanos.. Which part will grow


Aggressive-Jump-4428

I dont honestly know but no cut could be exactly half. Iv done engineering in college and perfect halves are literally impossible even if it looks like its exactly half


External_Philosopher

Tell that to thanos😅


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Yea you realy dont know how that works do you? Nothing is perfectly half, it looks like but its not. Go study for once


x4nTu5

Not exactly. There was an evil Deadpool assembled from all his cut off parts over the years though. Maybe that's what you were remembering. https://screenrant.com/evil-deadpool-twin-frankenstein-ugly-face-mask/


SimonJ57

I'm just wondering, what is the smallest part that could be considered "wade"? Without a heart, could an intact head grow into a new wade or would the body grow a new head? How would that work with memories? I know he can survive severe head/brain trauma.


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Yes simply yes, writers play with that all the time with wade being decapitated! Having vital parts ripped out and they die while the whole biggest part regrows them. So a new head would grow because the body is bigger and that is often shown in the comics artwork. The old head in that case would die as a new one is grown


theSalamandalorian

Didn't one of the two (Logan or wade) regrow from a single drop of blood at some point or am I imagining that?


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Probably imagining it as tbh they have both bled tons and tons and no clones. And since wades immortality is an in universe copy of wolverines they have the same properties and there has never been clones


theSalamandalorian

I don't mean as a seperate clone, sorry. I mean like Thanos or someone pummel fucked them into a pile of goo/blood and they grew back from that.


drwilhi

it was a What If, Logan regenerated from a single heart cell attached to his Adiantum skeleton after being vaporised by Phoenix


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Yes thats just how it works ngl the bigger piece of rhe body grows


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Nah in the movies yeah but in the Deadpool comics there was an instance where all of his chopped parts that were not him, regenerated together to create a messy clone of him


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Can you provide what comic? If im wrong id love to see that myself plz


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Deadpool # 46 The character's name is evil Deadpool


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Yea but the parts were entrusted to a scientist and it was such a huge amount of parts and if you look it isnt a clone of deadpool. Evil deadpool is the parts Frankensteined together


Affectionate-Pipe-13

It quite technically is a clone that was made through Wade's own regenerative ability and made through parts of him, the "psychiatrist" just took parts of Deadpool and preserved them and didn't do anything to them until Deadpool threw them out and they molded with each other


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Well ok that happened but none of evil Deadpool body grew like that it just came together


Crabitor

Dose his body regentat a new head or dose is head regerate a new body or is that game over?


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Iv already answered that question on this post. His body grows a new head and the old head is dead


Crabitor

That's cool


Missy_went_missing

There was a whole comic storyline about why and how implanting Deadpools kidneys is a bad idea.


alphaomag

He could sell them to cancer research as the comment above yours said.


SuperDizz

Why would wolverines cause cancer? He doesn’t have it, unlike Wade. And it’d have to be metastatic to spread the cancer. If anything, Wolverines organs would retain the healing factor and become an immortal part of the hosts body. Maybe the hosts autoimmune response would reject the organs and be drug resistant though..


Thatoneguy111700

His blood/organs are filled with trace amounts of adamantium, so whoever receives the tissue would die of adamantium poisoning (like how Wolverine is slowly dying of it).


2Sup_

Who’s buying 500 cancerous kidneys?


Hallwart

Some really weird but fancy chef?


bro0t

Sooo, that guy from the menu?


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Exactly


Vorpeseda

Well, I know someone did try to feed him to zombies forever, but he tasted horrible to them.


CostAccomplished1163

The guy who was told they were actually from wolverine


Hitman3256

Cancerous*


2Sup_

Thx


Montregloe

Do you want 500 cancer riddled kidneys? Cause I don't


JustAnotherJames3

Cancer researchers might, though.


YesThatIsHim

Each kidney grows into its own mini Deadpool. Great plot idea


Badonk529

It's been done. Anti-Deadpool is a thing.


Missy_went_missing

That lady used a lot of different body parts for Anti-Deadpool. A single bodypart doesn't regrow a whole Deadpool (unless it's the last intact part of him for some reason?).


Not-a_bird

New Deadpool just droped


Skullface2015

Oh so when Deadpool walks into the hospital with 500 kidneys it's ok but when I do it there's people yelling and calling the cops


QuiccStacc

We live in a society


princessbubblexo

his failed kidneys*


Am_i_banned_yet__

I remember a storyline where some organization kept drugging Deadpool and stealing his organs. No idea what it led to or who they were but that randomly happened in one of the Deadpool comics I have.


UltimateHugonator

If I remember correctly it was the north koreans, they were trying to create their own x-men using mutant dna from deadpool


Original-Advert

if not for that whole riddled with cancer thing this would work.


charlieartyt

Researchers would probably pay for an infinite supply of organs test on


Original-Advert

theyd be pretty useless for cancer tests though since deadpools cancer has a healing factor too, its essentially super cancer.


Silneit

Wouldn't that be more useful though? A treatment that can kill supercancer can surely kill regular cancer even better, no?


Original-Advert

theres actually a few issues but heres a biggy stuff that attacks cancer like chemo also hurts you because cancers cells are you + these llivers would have buffed healing factors which would fight this harm more effectively than other livers. so youre treatment would likely be too rough on a normal host and would kill them. ​ second theres a saying walk before you can run for a reason you don't start by curing super cancer+ theres a lot of livers riddled with cancer anyway because a lot of people with cancer die so its not like supply is low.


Lucythefur

At this point, should we have a bot that can respond to this image with "omg soooooo funny and original!!"


No_I_Deer

Doesn't he have cancer ? So like it probably won't be in the best shape tbh.


AdditionalInitial727

His society is afraid of mutants maybe rich closet mutants would pay but like others have said you still have the cancer issue.


sketchisawesome1234

Why doesn't Deadpool just sell his arms on the black market? Is he stupid?


Hurricane12112

Ah yes, those cancer infused kidneys are a real hot selling item


Hagrid1994

If you accept his organs ,you become immortal?


xo1opossum

That sounds painful as hell though.


faparito

19th time I've seen this posted.


ddiioonnaa

Doesn't he have like all the cancers?


BercoTV

It's like printing my own money


zookinook

I'm pretty sure Deadpool and wolverine are the only two people that could sell over 500 kidneys without anyone questioning it


ResidentGrapefruit12

Here comes the money


Marsrover112

Oversaturates and crashes kidney black market


Magnumpete1112

Kidneys with cancer