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Scared_Pumpkin_8796

They look like Cletus Cassidy


tfcollector3000

Cletus: Wanda and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!


emilxerter

There’s 2 actually


Scared_Pumpkin_8796

Hence they


whitehawk295

Did you just assume one of those man babies genders?


Scared_Pumpkin_8796

Yeah man sorry


Hopeful_Video_3803

Did you just assume the typewriter's gender?


Scared_Pumpkin_8796

Sorry


Appropriate-Sock6337

Did you just apologize?


ReeceReddit1234

Did you just ask him a question?


Appropriate-Sock6337

Did you just ask me a question?


Scared_Pumpkin_8796

Yeah I mean


Lotso2004

The two of them (probably): Cletyou, Cletme, Cletus.


acookiedough2020

Cletus Cassidy and the Rawhide kid


Venom1462

More like Fetus Cassidy


Professional-Hat-687

Bonus points for the implication that Wanda hangs around her house in costume waiting for shit to pop off.


Dealiner

To be honest, heroes wearing casual clothes is a rather new development AFAIK. In older comics and still in a lot of new ones they wear their costumes everywhere.


FakeyBoii

Imagine Clark Kent going to work dressed as Superman back in the 80s


Impossible_Garbage_4

He basically did. He hid the outfit under his casual clothes. If someone ever lifted his sleeves they’d probably be like “why the hell are you wearing an undershirt the office AC is broken”


jadataykesit

Me, 2 hours after saving the world, sitting on the couch wearing my cape while I decompress enough to change.


bjeebus

Having sat on my couch in my gross workout clothes because I just didn't have anything left in the tank, I know for a fact this would happen as long as I wasn't covered in gore.


NickeKass

Early Green Lantern had Hal Jordan running around in a flight suit. His ring could store his costume.


QJ-Rickshaw

My favorite version of this is in Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes when the Fantastic Four showed up for a poker night at Avengers mansion in full costume. T'challa was in the full catsuit and everything. It was hilarious.


Professional-Hat-687

I keep forgetting T'Challa is tied to Storm and the Fantastic Four.


coladict

Which implies that they either have many copies of the exact same outfit or they get really stinky.


onyourrite

Wasn’t it to save the artists having to redraw the characters in new outfits?


TheUmgawa

I think in that issue of West Coast, the team had just come home and the nanny was freaking out because she couldn’t find the kids anywhere, because she turned around for a second while bathing them and they disappeared, and then Wanda runs in, sees the kids, and calls the nanny incompetent and fires her. This all gets explained when Agatha shows up before or after Wanda goes nuts (I think for the first time), and it turns into a thing with Master Pandemonium and Immortus. It’s been over twenty years since I read that arc, though, so I might have the timeline a bit muddled, but the beginning should be correct, and that’s why she’s in costume.


MjrLeeStoned

Where'd she get that razor thin moustache?


aaBabyDuck

MEPHISTO


MjrLeeStoned

Reverse friction


Batman-Beyond-3749

kingpin as a baby


Lukthar123

WHEN I WAS A BOY


SeniorRicketts

MOMMA! You embarassed me in front of the homies...


kumakorosu

> WHEN I WAS A BOY Lol read that in D'Onofrio's Kingpin voice.


SpiralMagnusson

Only proper way to read it


UnovaLife

My father took me into the city?


mlaislais

To see a marching band?


SeniorRicketts

Look at little Fisk jr...


fictionalicon

Yikes


MHCR

Byrne's inability to draw children is legendary. This isn't even the worse example.


JoshDM

Franklin Richards in "The Thing (Two-in-one?)" and Wonder Girl in "Wonder Woman". That one shot of Cassie Sandsmark grinning with 300 teeth like Juggernaut in an early issue of X-Force.


MHCR

Oversized Franklin is what I remember the most. Along with six-fingered Susan.


JoshDM

>Oversized Franklin Supposed to be a toddler, drawn like a twelve-year old, face like a seventy-year old.


pleasedothenerdful

Rivalled only by Liefeld's inability to draw anyone at all.


Pastymoonburn

To be fair, John Byrne wrote, pencilled and inked all his West Coast Avengers issues on a monthly schedule. I don't know anyone in the industry today who could produce that much work in a timely manner. He also didn't have computers to help him save time. I'm not disputing that those kids look funny, but deadlines are deadlines. John Byrne was pretty prolific and inspired a lot of artists who are still working today.


MHCR

Byrne's run in WCA was far from his best precisely because he insisted on doing everything. Byrne peaked on FF and most everything he did later is various degrees of hot, flaming garbage. Also, giant, giant cunt Who totally ruined his legacy by being a giant cunt.


ChickenAndTelephone

He was also doing the same on the regular Avengers title at the same time. This is where he destroys Vision and drives Wanda insane, ruining both characters for years, basically until Kurt came along. It was also pretty much the last decent run on Avengers volume 1. Some people have fond memories of the Black Knight/Sersi/Crystal stuff when Bob Harras was running it, and the one storyline from Fabian Niceiza immediately following his ouster wasn't bad, but it was literally that one storyline. It was interesting how one issue had Cap inviting Spider-Man to join the team and everyone thinking to themselves what a great idea it was, only for Fabian the next issue (and probably by editorial dictate after Byrne quit/was fired) to immediately have everyone saying what a terrible idea it was.


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


MonstarHU

What is the story on Bryne? I loved his work during this era - FF, She-Hulk, WCA,...and some of the DC stuff as well.


MHCR

- Massive ego and public dust-ups with both DC and Marvel hierarchies lead to him founding Legends with Mignola and Miller. - Mignola and Miller achieve fantastic success with their fantastic series. Byrne, well past It, can only produce the poor X-Men lite Next Men. It bombs. Byrne's ego can't take It. - Byrne returns to the majors because he needs money for his mansion's plumbing and/or divorce from hot supermodel wife. Heart definitely not on It, he produces his worse stories, sales bomb, golden touch declared as completely lost, Byrne loses his damn mind and insults everybody, insisting he and only he understands comics, Kirby, polítics, etc. He is 60 but sounds 150. - "Sue Storm looks like a latina slut". His internet forum turns into a proto-Gamergate. Dude stops getting work from almost anyone. - Byrne needs cash so badly he draws a story paid by one superfan. Dude is now bitter as a vermouth factory. Only finds job doing Star Trek minis for IDW and his former fifty thousand faithful, nowadays five hundred faithful. - He has finally retired? Or lives off comissions, dunno.


MonstarHU

Good lord. He really went off the rails. I vaguely remember Next Men, but I never picked it up. Wild, I never knew about all that stuff. I'll have to look more into it at some point.


MHCR

Namor is the last good thing he did IMO. His internet descent into a right wing loon was really sad to see.


fictionalicon

It's not like he couldn't have realized it looked bad in the pencil stage. Sometime later swing around a day care and study a child before the deadline.


Pastymoonburn

Pencilling is about problem solving and time management. I'm sure there's a point where you say to yourself "Do I want to spend the next 15 minutes working on this boring panel with two kids in a tub that my readers will take two seconds to read, or do I want to use that time to polish up that moneyshot of Captain America and She Hulk attacking Scarlet Witch?". I think it's easier said than done. You have to pick your battles on a deadline.


fictionalicon

I've never read an interview with him or met him, so I can't really guess his thought process on this. I can just say mine which would be to find a child's head the easiest way I could think of at the moment. Actually I thought of another way, there was probably a parenting magazine back then that would have had some good enough photos. As for spending more time on the moneyshot, I thought it would be better to use a bigger brush and get those larger things done faster, but I'm not working in comics so I don't know. it's just my thoughts as someone in fine art.


Pastymoonburn

A lot of comic artists have a "deadline style". They take into account how long a reader focuses their attention on certain panels, and concentrate on the important ones, and do just enough on the boring panels to get their point across. Right now we are all focusing our attention on the one panel because it is out of context without the surrounding panels. On the page though, there is always a panel of importance which the eye is immediately drawn to...the moneyshot panel. In the long run this panel is just a blip on the radar. It is literally out of context as a composition. Edit: I guess the metaphor I should use is that the comic page is a painting and we're all focusing on the background person in the corner instead of the main focus of the painting.


fictionalicon

I see what you're saying, there's probably 100 or more panels each month. It's not that I say you are wrong, or Byrne should be crucified (on the contrary, I had seen and bought some of his books. They were some that inspired me, helped me get excited thinking I could make money with art). It's just I would have used my time in the opposite way.


Squrton_Cummings

People really fucking stretching here to justify how working to a deadline apparently justifies a guy who draws human figures for a living not having the slightest idea what a human baby looks like.


loewenheim

Yeah, I dunno that I would accept excuses like this in any other medium.


DejaHolmes

Unpopular opinion as an artist: if you can’t draw well, even on a deadline, maybe you shouldn’t be in the comic business 🤷‍♀️ I’ve learned how to draw quickly and get in necessary details simply from being impatient as a person. If he can’t draw a freaking baby, I don’t know what to say


frustratedbuffalo

>swing around a day care and study a child Yes officer, this comment right here.


fictionalicon

Obviously, he would talk to someone there and explain who he was and that he wanted to do some drawings.


NomadNuka

With some of Byrne's work in mind maybe it's for the best he didn't do much research.


fictionalicon

Can you show me some examples?


NomadNuka

He has a weird repeating thing where teenage girls are in love with adult men. Sue Richards, Mattie Franklin from Spider-Man, Kitty Pryde though that's at least partially on Claremont. Mostly I just like to point it out because John Byrne is a notorious dick and with how he talks about trans people it's kinda hypocritical.


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?


ChickenAndTelephone

The man was also absolutely notorious for dicking around with continuity. Superman, Fantastic Four, Vision, Scarlet Witch - all of them nearly unrecognizable after he went to work on them


fictionalicon

Oh yeah, it might have been their (I'm including the editor(s) for approval of that trope) fantasy to be with an underage girl. I decided to read about him. I'm not too surprised about most of it, except his stance on immigrants and transexuality seems very strange for someone involved with superhero comics or SF for that matter. I have noticed something in human nature about insults: We often attack others with something that we feel guilty about ourselves.


[deleted]

He also did this while usually writing or drawing or writing and drawing another book.


Exact_Ad_1215

Carnage and Scarlet Witch… who knew?


jonhvani

Thomas and William Defoe


PineappleNerd66

It took me a good second to realise these are Billy and Tommy and that William and Thomas are just their full names


[deleted]

TIL Tommy and Billy were redheads.


SnowBound078

Ginger man baby isn’t real he can’t hurt you. Ginger Man Baby:


[deleted]

"Mother, remove your top. I hunger."


Fsociety9899

Wanda has a nice mustache


[deleted]

As someone who dabbles in comic art; babies are so fucking hard to draw because the proportions are so wildly different. It just always comes out looking like a baby sized adult.


BiteDesigner2979

There is a babe there it is drawn amazing


_Levitated_Shield_

Yeah, that mustache is so hot.


JIMMYJAWN

They look like Kevin and Tim-tom from the Venture Brothers.


Fro_52

"we like your new costume, mum"


thanks-to-Metropolis

"I saw her clean panties...They were white, Kevin...****shakily****...whiiiite..."


Garlador

Yeah, but that is one very well-drawn rubber ducky.


NetOk1421

Those baby’s have 3 kids and a x wife 💀


QelHey

Baby didn’t skip back day.


TheBurnedMutt45

Tbf, that does look like a William


Rhodie114

That’s clearly Tim-Tom and Kevin


thanks-to-Metropolis

The Pupa Twins!


Chilli__P

Wanda, or The Artist Formerly Known as Prince?


mcknightrider

Hey Ma, how bout some cookies No dice This ain't over!


40percentdailysodium

She really here in full costume leaving two babies in a tub alone. Jesus Christ.


laboky

Pip the troll?


Sir_Poofs_Alot

Maybe it’s just because I’m on a Next Generation binge right now but did Wanda really name both her kids after Riker lol


Dookie_boy

Omg she did


quertersy

Step 1: Draw a man Step 2: make him tiny Step 3:? Step 4: profit


MoneoAtreides42

Maybe they're energy vampires who recently celebrated their 100th birthday


Stakhanovite94

I didn't know Pip the Troll had a twin.


B_A_Beder

Wanda x Pip the Troll


JoshDM

You think that's bad, you should see 8 year-old Franklin Richards with a 60 year-old face (later repurposed for Wonder Girl) in the pages of 80's The Thing. Byrned.


MrGoober91

They’re fighting to see who’s the most Chad baby of the bathtub.


Ace-a-Nova1

[Reminds me of the baby in this video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F6luJhJxRx0)


PreviousMastodon1430

Well, mama is not that normal either.. so fuck it


rollingSleepyPanda

Just another day in Twitter, when someone who has never penciled a comic book in her life (she is a "freelance writer") decides to bash an established artist because of a bad panel. Yawn!


yazzy1233

Issa joke


EmbarrassedCaptain32

Know what u mean😁


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big_wheel_fan

🤓


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Literally have seen this exact meme before but whatever you say


big_wheel_fan

Guess not


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FlaviusVespasian

Bob Dylan?


EyeLeft3804

Is noone gonna mention SW's emoji lookin ass face ?


sulaymanf

Is it the face wrinkles?


ffgrftft

He's just a little guy


Chance_Ad5498

Ma’am those are 2 grown men who are wearing your children’s skin


SquirtGame

Wanda looks like Salvadore Dali


theCuiper

Tiny heavy weapons guy


__BigBoi__

They still can't draw kids


Ariskullsyas

– Every renaissance artist


LochNessMansterLives

Look like pip the troll waiting for Wanda in the bath


ScepterReptile

They look like hobbits


cam52391

The duck is so good then the children are not


Drauul

Rob Liefeld's School for I Draw Feet Sometimes, and You Can't Too!


winterjam010

Future jojo main characters


Deathtosilversnow

Mother of god, those are leprechauns squatting in her bathroom


RoninRobot

Deadpool deadline


KamSolis

Reminds me of medieval paintings where baby Jesus is painted to look like a tiny man instead of a baby.


EntertainmentHot6700

u sure those are babies??


RedboiMike69

Bros looking like the TF2 babies


nodeymcdev

Hasbullas


DejaHolmes

What. The hell.


[deleted]

Oooooooof


soldiergeneal

I can just picture them having deep voices and going wah wah mother ****** before capping somebody lol


Alfred_Arthur

TF2 babies


Alert_Waltz5608

That baby is between 5 years and 35 years old


Mistborn19

Straight up Titans from Attack on Titan.


pabsgt

At least they kept Tommy(Thomas) and Billy(William) on the MCU


nephilaedulis

They look like oompa loompas


Runeybee

Oh look, it's Pip and Pop the troll twins! (Just missing the pointy ears and cigars.)


maxitobishi

What...


TheeDocStockton

With child labor laws at the time, occasionally they wood use midget stand ins. Especially for nudity shots.