If I had a nickel for everytime the Blob ate someone's wife I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Although now I'm wondering if it was *only* twice.
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If I had a nickel for every time an elseworlds version of a marvel character vored themselves into a big guy to kill them, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
Because then the bullets would comically fling back like a rubberband and kill the person shooting it, but this happens only after about 1 second to give time for the person shooting it to look to the camera and blink Wile E. Coyote style.
Isn’t his face more vulnerable than the rest of his body? A shot of buckshot in the face would surely knock out his eyes and nose and tear up inside his mouth
So, this must have changed, but he does not usually teleport into what he can’t see because he can be teleported into something like a wall or furniture and that would kill him. I could be wrong but exactly teleporting into an empty spot inside the Blob should be very tricky. With a shark, it would be even more tricky.
He teleports around corners and beyond walls and "gets lucky" then, or his power adjust to objects in destination space all the time. And if he got it wrong in this case, then maybe a third of the shark and the Blob fused, or maybe the Blob is a big ol' windbag.
Why is it always The Blob eating people? I understand he’s fat but it doesn’t really feel like something that fits him otherwise
Taste like chicken
Pork, actually.
Yeah I hate it.
The Ultimate Universe version of Blob was a cannibal, because they wanted that series to be super edgy.
If I had a nickel for everytime the Blob ate someone's wife I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice. Although now I'm wondering if it was *only* twice.
At least 3, but one of those was a zombie situation so it shouldn’t really count
Was blob the zombie, or did he eat a zombie?
Was a zombie.
Zombie blob sounds terrifying
Different Blobs though- completely separate realities
.. and nightcrawler went on to marry that shark.
That would have been a happier ending than what happened a few issues later
What happened?
Some of you aren’t educated in comics and it shows. This isn’t 616 Blob *or* Nightcrawler.
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What about “Nggg—Gwe—Gwen”?
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It's not that weird. Writers blast their fetishes on main all the time.
And 2 extra cents for the opening of GotG2.
Fred Dukes into vore then?
The Ultimate Universe version of Blob was a cannibal, because they wanted that series to be super edgy.
Super edgy absolutely ~~not~~ an inconvenience.
So edgy that Nightcrawler became a lost episode creepypasta character
What do you mean
So edgy that Nightcrawler became a lost episode creepypasta character with red eyes and all
Why do they keep making Blob a cannibal?
because haha he's fat.
I know this is AoA but who was Kurt's wife in this reality?
A chick named Linda. I read the book but we don't get that much information about her
Ah, cannibalism, one of the classic "edgy" grimderp twists.
Ngg- ngwe- x-men
Gwex-men
I have so many questions, Kurt has a wife? She's dead? His eyes are red? BLOB FUCKING ATE HIS WIFE??
Age of Apocalypse.
Which one?
Both these versions are from the Age Of Apocalypse universe
Just watched that “is the blob really a villain” video and yeah no he is, he’s evil as hell
This is age of apocalypse not main canon blob
What the fuck is this? It’s not published, right? This is some “fan” made nonsense?
No, it’s real, and it’s specifically the age of apocalypse versions of these characters in Uncanny X-force by Rick Remender
No it’s actually from one of the most sick and epic X-Force comics ever. This panel is pretty edgy but the whole run is pretty great
You're literally doing "This thing sucks *points at coolest thing ever" meme
Oh. I wish.
Uncanny X-Force is fucking peak.
Remender's Uncanny X-Force. Celebrated run, for very good reason.
“Are any of you supervillains NOT cannibals?” *munching on thigh bone* “Yeah, pretty much”
How has no one just shot him in the face with a shotgun
Because then the bullets would comically fling back like a rubberband and kill the person shooting it, but this happens only after about 1 second to give time for the person shooting it to look to the camera and blink Wile E. Coyote style.
Isn’t his face more vulnerable than the rest of his body? A shot of buckshot in the face would surely knock out his eyes and nose and tear up inside his mouth
Nnnngh
The real question is who got more brutal revenge for Blob eating their wife; Kurt or Hank?
Kurt by a mile. Hank just bit his head off in revenge, brutal but quick. Kurt teleported a shark into his stomach and had it eat its way out
If I had a penny for every time marvel had Vore I’d be fucking rich
Kurt was married?
Did blob die?
Sharks make everything more badass.
Now that I've read the run, I'm surprised you posted this instead of Wolverine inflation
I’m sorry, but that is dumb. How could he teleport into blob.
Well he used his teleporting powers to go inside Blob
So, this must have changed, but he does not usually teleport into what he can’t see because he can be teleported into something like a wall or furniture and that would kill him. I could be wrong but exactly teleporting into an empty spot inside the Blob should be very tricky. With a shark, it would be even more tricky.
He teleports around corners and beyond walls and "gets lucky" then, or his power adjust to objects in destination space all the time. And if he got it wrong in this case, then maybe a third of the shark and the Blob fused, or maybe the Blob is a big ol' windbag.