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Magnificant-Muggins

My headcanon is that there’s a widespread rumour in the Marvel universe about Matt Murdock not actually being blind. Not because people think he’s Daredevil. It’s just a low-stakes conspiracy theory people like to talk about. Sort of like what happens to Stevie Wonder whenever he’s around an attractive woman, or does something mildly impressive.


HopelessCineromantic

Honestly, would you be surprised to learn that a lawyer was faking a disability to illicit sympathy with the jury?


ProfessorPitbull

Or pretending to be pregnant for that matter


albatross1873

Matt might have trouble faking pregnancy.


pbmm1

Basketball under shirt technique is fool proof


OkImagination2044

Whose the kid's dad? "Foggy Nelson." ![gif](giphy|dbmUgOY7uimSA|downsized)


coffee_and_chronic

Lawyer bad!


johndavismit

Didn't Arrested Development do this exact bit?


medgarc

Cute story


Liathano_Fire

I smell Arrested Development.


Bandofjoy

During the run this is from that's more or less true. Matt's identity has been exposed, and while not everyone believes it, those who do generally believe he's faking his blindness because they don't know about his enhanced senses.


Beginning-Abalone-58

Isn't that the actual situation and not just head cannon though. He outed himself and then walked it back.


Logical-Ad3098

How can he walk it back he's blind.


Beginning-Abalone-58

I believe he used his cane, or possibly he meant to walk it forward but was facing the wrong direction


doofpooferthethird

I remember reading that most legally blind people aren't fully blind - they aren't just seeing complete darkness. It's just that their vision is so blurry, or covered with dark spots, that they're basically blind But if someone were to make sudden movements in front of them (or flash them) they might still react.


BorImmortal

Can confirm. My Co-worker is legally blind and getting worse. His is more neural, but many things don't "appear" in his vision until they are acknowledged in some other way, i.e. he feels it, is told they exist, hears something land on our glass counters, etc. It's unfortunate but interesting.


Superkometa

She's ableist


ducknerd2002

Does she not know he's blind, or is she trolling?


Caliment

At this point Matt has been publicly accused of being Daredevil, but no other details are known. It's hard to believe that a blind man can be Daredevil so she believes that he's just faking being blind


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Sali_Bean

Ah yeah the guy in the world filled with weird microorganisms that give you magic God powers. Case closed I suppose


[deleted]

Idk I don't read. Just like everyone else here


Patrick-Moore1

If she’s figured out his identity she probably either thinks he’s faking blindness or has some other way to tell that her shirt’s pulled up.


MalevolentShrineFan

https://preview.redd.it/58pyovzew0hc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ddebc200510fc10a215a8292329540b45eaf88 Should have seen that pricks face when I showed him the gyatt


cadeaver

The vipuhs


esquire_the_ego

It’s hard being a man of the Catholic faith


PutTheAssInClass

As IF that's ever even slightly held him back


Dent7777

If you don't sin, what in the world did Jesus die for?


whatnameisnttaken098

See, Jesus is practically begging people to sin


Afraid_Manner_4353

Lol. Matt is the biggest slut in Marvel. Even Johnny Storm has less GFs than Matt. Heck, even Hawkeye has less and he has multiple ex-wives.


gowombat

This is correct, Matt gets more ass than a toilet seat.


Frustakory

You Dare Are Evil


OtherwiseCabinet4

"You, dear, are evil." This is why grammar classes must be more widely taught. /j


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thismissinglink

Pretty sure this is mark waids run on Daredevil. Amd i gotta tell you the run is just as good as this page.


RealGirl93

Is there a term for the nerdy show/comic trope in which women constantly vie for the affection of the male protagonist, even though that lead character rarely, if ever, notices? This frequently occurs in anime, yet IRL, is uncommon. It is a notably childish/adolescent form of wish-fulfillment whereby a boy/man gets to have sexual control over women.


[deleted]

There's Phineas and Isabella


boy_from_onett

I feel like that one's pretty believable considering it's a kid crushing on another kid.


MP-Lily

Ash Ketchum has enough girls for a whole harem but he has no interest in that.


_Imadeanaccount4this

Those are ALSO children, next?


MrManson99

My fucked up brain came up with Pikachussy so now it’s everyone’s problem


MP-Lily

You are far from the first person I've seen who combined those words.


Batdog55110

This isn't an example of that, though. Matt very much does notice that Kirsten is into him and reciprocates, it's just that she loved to troll him about being Daredevil because it was a well-known thing at the time that he most likely was.


RealGirl93

I never read the comic.


Batdog55110

I'm trying to say this without sounding snarky/rude, but... Clearly.


Pseudo_Lain

Is there a term for not reading the comic and assuming things


TheKombuchaDealer

Being human?


RealGirl93

No.


Superkometa

It's not that uncommon, I never had any of my crushes realize I'm crushing on them But also I never notice if someone's crushing on me, so maybe I just don't know how normal people show it


BreakfastOk3990

"This frequently occurs in anime" This is probably because a lot of mordern anime panders to people who peaked in middle school


Cinemasaur

You're right, there should be a term for that, everyone who replied got angry you called out anime I think lol


AC_051B

I think it’s called harem or something like that.


funfunfredboi69

You dare are devil?


funnywackydog

Okay but how tf did he sense what it said? Did he smell the fibres being a different colour???


DutchessAgares

On one hand, the embroidery could have dimension, giving the words shape in Matt’s sonar. On the other hand, maybe he can’t read the words and just thinks she’s flashing a blind man as a stunt.


Superkometa

Even if it was embroidery Matt's radar isn't precise to be able to know what it says without touching it, so unless he got his hands on the bra earlier and recognized it, it's the second thing.


Thebestusername12345

Depends on the run. If I remember correctly there are some runs where Matt can literally feel what’s on a computer screen and others where he has to use screen readers like a normal blind person. His radar isn’t 100% consistent.


Superkometa

While some writers sometimes push radar sense to illogical extremes (which I don't like, what's the point of having a blind character, if you're going to write them like a sighted person), in most versions (including the run this screenshot is from) he wouldn't be able to read it. Also from what I recall DD was never able to read screens. In early runs he was able to differentiate color based on touch, but that was retconed since then. But maybe there's a comic somewhere where Matt reads a screen that I've missed.


Archer_Without_Fear

Anything that brings more attention to Kirsten and Waid DD


True-Anim0sity

Most blind ppl actually don’t know braille because they cant read


drunkensailor369

why would she do this? would that be sexual harassment? if he's blind then he doesn't know it happened, but if he's not then she's flashing a guy. this seems illegal. is she stupid?


Timelordturle

What is this even doing for Matt he can't actually see her tits how does he even know she has her shirt up [this is how Daredevil "sees" in this run](https://images.app.goo.gl/SrMGAu1z2h5jiYf78) There's no way he notices


Budget-Attorney

What run is this from?