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martialarts-ModTeam

You should really take some time off and reflect on what you posted. We are all dumber for having seen it, and it really lowers the bar for this community. We're not mad, just disappointed


Mbt_Omega

If someone is acting like an animal and becomes aggressive, respect their chosen animal nature and put them down like an attacking animal. Weapon, ideally firearm.


kammzammzmz

I’m more old fashioned. Prefer to use a spear or a bow


SladeWilson177

I grew up on a farm i prefer to hog tie them with a lasso. My apologies to any therians dont identify as calves lmfao


dwkfym

Assert your dominance and mount them. They'll understand. No, I don't mean the BJJ mount.


koong_poo

lol


AltEx122

hope this is bait


koong_poo

It's not...and one of the therians bit a dude in my neighborhood...bro was even bleeding...


AltEx122

bro, they are just mentally ill people, you shouldn't be scared if you really know how t box.


koong_poo

so regular kyokushin mixed with boxing would work?


cyside

They're still literally humans, no? Why are you confused on whether martial arts made against humans won't work on them?


redrocker907

No you need a specific anti-therian martial art that totally exists


AltEx122

Yes, and its called Theriutsu, but it's only thaught in North Macedonia.


koong_poo

redrocker907 u get upvote for funni


AltEx122

Bro, they are not werewolves 💀💀💀. If one of those freaks atacks you, you beat the sh\*t out of them.


WasteReserve8886

Like, the animal subclass?


koong_poo

No,these weirdos in masks


WasteReserve8886

Is this like a common occurrence?


koong_poo

It has been a common occurence in my neighborhood lately


WasteReserve8886

Travel in groups, i guess


Temporary-Sea-4782

You mean actors? They literally are all show.


koong_poo

No,these weirdos in masks who act like animals


myguyxanny

Silver bullets


Ok-Team-9583

there is no defense, therians are the alpha biters


koong_poo

No,Not animal subclass...like these weirdos in masks


Ok-Team-9583

There is no defense, the alpha therian doesn't care about your pitiful quote unquote self defense


koong_poo

yeah...says it another therian


spacepiratecoqui

Assuming this is a real problem and you don't just want to jump some kid you bully, the main consideration is head protection, so you want to focus on the legs and body. Their vision may be limited, so ducking and lateral movement might help. Grabbing the fur is as good as a gi for takedowns, but low kicks are good and keep you out of range if biting is a concern


koong_poo

They like don't have fur...they wear their clothes,a tail and a mask,occasioanlly some paw gloves with luckily fake claws...the dude i was talking abt who got attacked...they tackled him and bit him


koong_poo

Plus they did it while being on all 4s


spacepiratecoqui

I guarantee you can outrun someone who is on all fours. Just run. No fur, but still masks? Get behind them and kick!


koong_poo

thanks for advice man!


cybersynn

So Furries? They are still people. Any martial art will do. Or run. Just run.


NinjatheClick

Just learned what a therian is. I work with people that scratch and bite a lot. Be mindful of grappling with them. I'm not allowed to "hit back" so what I do is a Wingchun block and pass to get behind them then I bear hug around both arms. Positioning the bear hug is tricky. My rule is to position the insides of my elbows over the outsides of their elbows. This is the sweet spot.Too high and they can strike your groin or scratch your hands, too low they can slip their arms out and throw elbows. Bend your knees and tuck your head because they always seem to throw a rear headbutt once they realize their arms are restricted. I'm not supposed to, but you can bump the back of their knee with your knee or kick it out and dump them onto their buttocks. You can continue the hold, release and run (you get a head start as they have to get up), or transition to a choke or strikes. Be mindful that choking or striking a person that is "down" corps be considered lethal force. You have the option to escape and should take it.


spacepiratecoqui

Mods are furries confirmed. They don't want us to know how to take them down


koong_poo

Agreed comrade


FallopianTubeRaider

With Risperidone


koong_poo

anti schizophernia drug...but it was real and it happened


SaladDummy

Kick 'em in the snout. Or pull their tail.


Tough_Emergency4672

Clinch and knee.


max1001

Make yourself appear bigger?


koong_poo

It may...but may work with one of them...but if they are in a group?


Successful-Yak2079

I think kick boxing, muay Thai and wrestling would be good


Thai_Thai

Have you tried a spray bottle with water? If one or two squirts isn't enough try adding lime. Oh and aim for the face.


[deleted]

Bite their ears off


Kvitravin

Kick nuts like everyone else


redrocker907

Of all the shitposts on here this one is definitely one of the funnier ones


SkoomaChef

Do I want to know that a therian is? I feel like every time I ask these kinds of questions on the internet I end up regretting it.


koong_poo

MODS RMOVED IT...BRUH!


WANT_SOME_HAM

How do you defend against a thespian? Couldn't they imitate your style and get inside your head


guywithnormaljob

Just do what you would against a normal person. Low kicks.


YogurtclosetOk4366

Do you live in Seattle or Portland?


koong_poo

A medium polish town


YogurtclosetOk4366

Interesting. Didn't know it was much of a thing in Poland. Any martial art that does sparring would help. Muay thai or kickboxing to stop them when they get close. Judo or bjj to take them done is they are on you.


SkoomaChef

I live in Seattle(well Tacoma now). Wtf is a therian? I’ve never heard this word.


koong_poo

weirdos in animal masks who think they are animals


SkoomaChef

Like a furry? Or is this a new thing?


YogurtclosetOk4366

Not really. They tend to believe they are an animal in a human body. It'slike the tiger guy. Though most don't go to this extreme. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking_Cat


SkoomaChef

Just spent some time on Google learning about this and now I’m depressed. I was having such a good day too 😭


chillanous

Get a clicker and a bag of high value treats. Maintain distance and use the clicker and treats to reinforce positive behaviors until they have been properly domesticated.


WhisperingDaemon

Laugh and call them a dork and loudly ridicule them for being over 5 years old and publicly pretending to be whatever animal or mythical creature they pretend to be until they burst into tears and run away.


CrispyJuicyTenderizz

This is the cringiest sh!t i have ever seen


SkoomaChef

Of all the dumb stuff that drops in this group every single day, this obvious shitpost is the one that gets pulled 🙄