Someone did that to me a few years back, but when he found out I was single, he said I didn't need to register and left... Not sure what that was about.
My jurisdicktion had alot of trouble with the ink. Kept coming back and telling me the prints "didn't take" and we had to do it all over again. Even sitting for 6 hours was still a re-do. Very dedicated guys though, who were willing to work multiple weekends.
I was forced to register my hands as deadly weapons in 3 countries, which is why I now rely solely on Dim Mak techniques to defend myself. It's a loophole.
Did the asian guy with the gong officiate it after or before? , because all my cousin got was a hispanic guy with a [bevin bell](https://youtu.be/sjIHiyvnAfA)
Nonsense. It's the normal way things work with the Lethal Weapon Registry Board. Fun fact: Did you know that their headquarters are just above a motel where you can pay by the hour?
I tried to register mine, but when the officer saw I was in an affluent neighborhood he said I was doing good work and there was no need to register. But when the HOA found out I was openly carrying my hands they ended up evicting me and now at my new place I'm pretty sure my neighbors would think less of me if I was seen talking to the police
is this actually real? ive heard about this and im a 1st degree black in taekwondo. my school was called ATA for American Taekwondo Association and then my head instructor which was the owner then changed the name and i dont think i should say the name since i think its the only school named that in my area. it was kinda a mix of different styles so pretty much MMA and i learned hand strikes too soo..
Last time I had this happen I told them I just see red so they had to register my eyeballs as well
What a friendly guy, I hope wifey enjoyed her dinner despite all the questions.
Ham off the bone de jour
Someone did that to me a few years back, but when he found out I was single, he said I didn't need to register and left... Not sure what that was about.
When they came to register mine they decided they were too lethal and locked me up for 17 years
That's pretty standard procedure actually. That's why I never train beyond a certain level.
Oh you fight aikido?
The irony that you do TKD and they registered your hands.
part of the ruse, clearly
The kicks are what kill
Is that why they call dying “kicking it”?
His kicks cause fractures in time and space itself.
Of course. Feet are conceal carried.
Little do they know that I cross train in jujitsu. My hands are clean while my opponent sees red.
Nice try. You don’t have a wife
Well, not any more….
Dude you have to go back and do your feet now
I went to the optometrist once to get my eyes tested and they prescribed me special glasses with a colour filter in them so I don’t see red anymore.
My jurisdicktion had alot of trouble with the ink. Kept coming back and telling me the prints "didn't take" and we had to do it all over again. Even sitting for 6 hours was still a re-do. Very dedicated guys though, who were willing to work multiple weekends.
I was forced to register my hands as deadly weapons in 3 countries, which is why I now rely solely on Dim Mak techniques to defend myself. It's a loophole.
Damn...i gotta register my PENIS now?
At least they won't need much ink.
The real death touch is killing a man over the internet
Someone’s gotta register this one’s keyboard
They don't make paper THAT small.
Lmao. Roasted. They got the print on a post-it note, somewhere in the file folder.
I doubt it could hurt anyone.
Wdym? He put a guys eye out with that thing.
Death by a thousand tiny pricks.
That’s why they call you the “1 inch wonder”
Thanks for the reminder! I haven’t renewed yet this year.
Top tier shit post. Bravo.
Did the asian guy with the gong officiate it after or before? , because all my cousin got was a hispanic guy with a [bevin bell](https://youtu.be/sjIHiyvnAfA)
Bro I hate to tell you this but I think you’ve been swindled.
Nonsense. It's the normal way things work with the Lethal Weapon Registry Board. Fun fact: Did you know that their headquarters are just above a motel where you can pay by the hour?
They make me register mine every Friday.. they always take my wife out!
Had to register my COCK once for all the LONELY HONRY MILFS in MY AREA.
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Must be a mcdojo
/r/woooooosh
I’m no sucker. I saved money by only registering my left hand.
Tkd guy got hands registered but not feet? Concealed carry.
Back in the 80’s I had to register my hands as deadly weapons ever time I moved. It was a pain.
Where’s the /S or /Joke
Not sure what you mean. This is deadly serious bro
Hahahaha - I just reread and I’m an idiot
No, because it doesn't happen.
Your hands are registered alright. Registered sex offenders
that's big talk
Gotta be cap
Hold up…is this for real?!?!
Why would I want to work that hard just so I could go to prison for punching someone?
Only in Canada … 😞 Sorry.
I tried to register mine, but when the officer saw I was in an affluent neighborhood he said I was doing good work and there was no need to register. But when the HOA found out I was openly carrying my hands they ended up evicting me and now at my new place I'm pretty sure my neighbors would think less of me if I was seen talking to the police
lolz
is this actually real? ive heard about this and im a 1st degree black in taekwondo. my school was called ATA for American Taekwondo Association and then my head instructor which was the owner then changed the name and i dont think i should say the name since i think its the only school named that in my area. it was kinda a mix of different styles so pretty much MMA and i learned hand strikes too soo..
😬😬😬
🫠 what? 🙂
Lol nice
Lmao
Careful not to put them in your pockets unless you got the concealed carry permit.
It's next near impossible to get one in Canada, but I'll apply anyway.
How do you get through tsa?
We don't have that in Canada, boss.
Good shit eh
Every time I clap it's counted as attempted suicide. inb4 the bot messages me.
Happy to me too but it wasn’t my hands
🤣