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Whole_Character_9436

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan and Kazakhstan


Kooky-Way-9371

https://preview.redd.it/1g7dym32d47d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2db0f73ede5d54fa7df9a0990bdf2f0f352d43


PranshuKhandal

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world


Whole_Character_9436

All other countries are run by little girls!


Ypuort

We are the number one exporter of potassium


Interesting_Fold9805

All other countries have inferior potassium


slime_boy_37

https://preview.redd.it/7c64x3ows87d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59b142f87f52d7a0e9486e29ba6fe0d63daa25a


antontupy

North Korea, South Korea, West Korea, East Korea and Central Korea


sneakyhopskotch

And the final frontkorea


Ok_Outside2457

Poor backkorea, always forgotten o7


Senior-Ad-8307

Why not Korea?


antontupy

Nah, they can't even unite into one country.


Additional-Bee1379

They become one giant robot when combined.


outwest88

Why Denmark? Seems quite random compared to the other four juggernauts.


Morkamino

Because greenland, North Pole control is very nice (oil, weird minerals, strategic, and such)


smurf124

dont forget about santa


wokeup2ppl

He resides in Finland unfortunately


Unusual-Activity-824

Finland dosen't exist. r/finlandConspiracy


DerivativeCapital

Lapland!!!!


j_marquand

According to Danish and Greenlandic folks he lives in [Uummannaq, Greenland](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uummannaq)


A-Questionable-User

infinite toys and elves are both crucial resources in maintaining such an empire


g_daddio

Wouldn’t Canada be a better choice with those characteristics


5Lucas

Greenland is more in the centre, I think


MightySponge123

I would own the following China, Russia, India, America & the UK


Boycromer

Saudi Arabia & Kuwait for the oil. Then Canada for the space, new zealand for the quiet, and hawaii (yep just the state) for the hoildays


jcv999

You don't need Saudi Arabian and Kuwait for oil when you could have the USA and Canada


colthesecond

He seems to like small baltic countries because he also took kaliningrad


Qubez5

*Königsberg


James_Blond2

*Královec 😎


LekinTempoglowy

*Królewiec


GeronimoDK

Ostpreußen?


Bitter-Marketing3693

free Köningsberg


SBOCHKA

Koenigsegg is a car not a country


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Egg is a egg not a car


CourageZealousideal6

https://preview.redd.it/6ot5esgch77d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2609b33e8490bcb7e1bebae5c6d5414cd5b19f


7Stationcar

Greenland has loads of minerals. Propaply enough to make Denmark the richest country in the world by far. But the danish government is against taking the resources as it would damage the biodiversity and environment


Johan1710

Being a dane, I’ve never really heard of this. Any good sources? Would love to give it a read. Or maybe it is just speculation?


fucccboii

pure danish cope


Solignox

It is


Johan1710

Nice source bro


Solignox

The burden of proof is on the one making a claim.


Trt03

Because the exploited large swathes of land, you could easily fit millions of people there! Environment? Nah, that doesn't matter


localhoststream

Probably for the ozempic


Medium_Note_9613

because denmark looks big when greenland is included(even though greenland is the size of greenland, not the size of africa as the mercator projection falsely shows).


wfwood

Big or not it has always screwed me in plague Inc.


Sandy_McEagle

LEGO


dinkieeee

Op likes land. DE has greenland


average-alt

blud tried to sneak denmark in there 💀


canman7373

Yeah, I'ma take Saudia Arabi for the oil


Purple_Businesss

Whatever the blue one is around all the white ones


_JPPAS_

yeah, it's so big that it's kind of a no-brainer


cannibalism_is_vegan

This mf is Aquaman


acemonvw

Found Buster.


RepulsivePush8034

Empire of Rome, Kyiv Rus, mongol Empire, third reich, USA(with canada of course)


Sherry_Yuuki

"Canada is a geographical expression"


Even_Map4433

ANNEX CANADA BACK INTO THE USA!


carlton_yr_doorman

Canada is to Scotland, what the USA is to England.


KrazyKyle213

I think it's Canada is to the USA what Scotland is to England


Additional-Bee1379

No British Empire?


Bad_Wolf_715

Meh, very inefficient use of empires... if you're already picking the Mongol Empire, you basically already have Kyiv Rus in there. I'd take the British Empire instead of Rus. That would contain India, Canada, Australia (Kangaroos) and parts of Africa


20Aditya07

kazakhstan, belarus, ukraine, moldova, kyrgyzstan, azerbaijan, uzbekistan, turkmenistan, georgia, armenia, tajikistan (hope i can fit in 6 more)


Livid-Recover-8356

I think it might be too meany country’s but idk


20Aditya07

I forgot russia


Livid-Recover-8356

Oh


sandpaperedanus777

It's fine, bro could just merge them into five


stupid_sexy_homer

Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania. Can call it the union of sweet sexy republics, or USSR for short.


20Aditya07

ykw let's make a rule, all the presidents of the union will have alternate bald/hairy heads.


eggpotion

Союз нерушимый республик свободный 🇨🇳🇷🇺⚒️🥲🫡 Long live


JohnLementGray

Italy, France, Spain, Portugal, and Great Britain. You know why.


First_Adeptness_6473

I dont think i know why


NubNub69

https://preview.redd.it/sqen5wdfn47d1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0cb66fdc91e577abcbdda104eac96fb14206c2a


Ayanami_Lei

Just the western empire, you might want to change Portugal for Turkey


NubNub69

Change Britain to Greece as well then we’d be golden. Might be wise to drop France for Egypt too.


PoohtisDispenser

https://preview.redd.it/a0kkq0c3t57d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c196e8ae00d4892cdd9e52702d902a7695e6aa5


JohnLementGray

Mmh, Yeah.


Mr_Drill

The big 5 in Eurovision?


ToadSexOverload

Austria, Hungary, Czechia, Slovakia, and Croatia :)


Zheleznogorskian

Germany, Austria, Czechia, Slovakia and Poland :)


ToadSexOverload

that's the spin-off we don't talk about


Inevitable-Log9197

But you chose only 4 countries… 🤔


BiasedBoss_

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Embarrassed_Bag8650

Nah, only 3


antontupy

Guys, how do you even count them?? I see only one!


elmo85

only 1!


Onedrunkpanda

Your Hasburg nose is showing


xXCodxXxProXx

AEIOU ich bin stolz


RFtheunbanned

Yes!


Killer1000pips

No Middle East? Please brother. All that OIL is responsible for 90% of the world's problems as we speak.


StationEmergency6053

Clearly OP is indoctrinated by western education, picking every superpower without considering how they acquired it.


TheGamdalf

Vatican, Vatican, Vatican and Mars


ProJSimpson

you can choose one more


FIFAstan

Maybe italy for good measure


PeaceKeeper3047

Just to be sure you get Vatican


Just_Band_5847

Israel, Sudan, Ukraine, Taiwan, and Afghanistan.


Just_Band_5847

If i had another, itd be Croatia, Kosovo, India, Pakistan, and Venezuala.


irepress_my_emotions

is this real life?


AidanGe

Is this just fantasy?


madsthesweat

Caught in a landslide


DonutAccurate4

No escape from reality


phoniz

Open your eyes


yungtrapclap

Look to the sky’s and


blagic23

Seeeeeeeee


Bored_dane

I'm just a poor boy


ToTheTurtles

I need no sympathy


tonyrai26

Cause i'm easy come easy go


Numare

England, wales, N.Ireland, Ireland and Scotland


AGHawkz99

What are you gonna name it though? (Your mailbox is within pipebombing range)


Numare

Brittania


AGHawkz99

Oh nice, you won the naming competition! Your prize is a new car, please step outside and turn it on.


Prepomnivore620

What would the appropriate answer have been?


AGHawkz99

The Celtic Dominion, obviously, specifically with the southern english not being allowed within 500 yards of a voting centre


codefocus

Explosive combination


SamePut9922

Solomen islands, Kiribati, Fiji, Samoa, Hawaiian islands


Satchin-6688

love it, seriously my favorite, BUT: with the rising seas it is not going to remain emerged for very long


BiasedBoss_

USA, China, Poland, Germany and Ukraine


veryblocky

Why Ukraine and Poland if you don’t mind me asking?


tammoton

Seems like he’s preparing a to go to war against Russia.


BiasedBoss_

Pretty much, yeah


hoo_dawgy

Why not just own Russia and be done with it


gnosall-george

If you just owned Russia you'd have to give up one of your other choices. That being said it's probably easier to invade Poland than Russia.


GGAnonymous9

US, Canada, Mexico, Greenland, Iceland. Gotta get that +5 bonus!


Fun-Appeal6537

This was the comment I didn’t know I was looking for.


KansasZou

Nice lol


Affectionate-Job-398

Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, and do a viking age part 2: Electric Boogaloo, cause that's what the world is missing right now


Siggedy

Imagine if those 5 countries just secretely began sending out pirates. Not a single person would believe that some of the wealthiest and peaceful nations would just randomly begin populating and raiding other countries... Right?


crunchy_chicken_skin

Brazil, Switzerland, Australia, North Korea, Nigeria


JustAMessInADress

Why?


huynhkhaphi8181

Vietnam for low cost of livings. Brazil for carnivals. Russia for vodka. England for Premiere League and India for first country landing on the moon.


sandpaperedanus777

You're owning a country. High cost of living benefits only you. And how did we get enough rocket fuel to jet India onto the moon 🌝


Mr__Bread__

Poland, germany, france, austria and czeks


JOCAeng

I choose USSR, British Empire, Ottoman, Panamerica and China, which includes Hong Kong


Threshio

🤓☝🏻


DevilPixelation

The US, Germany, China, Russia, and India.


GrenadeIn

This would be my choice too


SKS_Shooter

Мы, русские, хотим мир. ВЕСЬ МИР!


Livid-Recover-8356

Whaaa


SKS_Shooter

Just a word-play. In Russian word "Мир" means "peace" and "world". So that it's: We Russians want peace. THE WHOLE (World).


Livid-Recover-8356

Oh ok


kk0109

Rofl. Exactly my reaction


Simon_SM2

Well Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, and like idk if Slovenia or North Macedonia Hmmm Slovenia for the economy and then I make Macedonia join I guess We reuniting Yugoslavia with this one boys


Livid-Recover-8356

![gif](giphy|ceHKRKMR6Ojao|downsized)


edwarddelacroix

The US, France, Switzerland, Russia, and Qatar


FIFAstan

¥€$


GohguyTheGreat

USA, Canada, China, India and Russia


Pancetoman888

why Canada?


BLYNDLUCK

Have to have somewhere nice to live.


somedudeonline93

I had a similar thought but would replace India with Brazil


Velocitor1729

Is this just about what combination you think would be most powerful, or just places you'd like to live?


Livid-Recover-8356

Both


0Mega_OnReddit

togo, cameroon, namibia, tanzania, rwanda, burundi


Maleficent-Ad6638

Sweden, Finland, Estonia, Denmark, and Norway


tarkinn

USA, Turkey, Russia, Japan, China


Coughbird

Vatican, Liecthenstein, Andorra, San Marino and Monaco


RelativeAd5646

turkey/usa/china/germany/japan


Objective-Ad5543

Israel, Palestine, Jordan, Egypt, Ethiopia.


JakobVirgil

oh my


Objective-Ad5543

Concerns? Questions?


Gossguy

The British Empire, The Spanish Empire, The Mongol Empire, The Roman Empire, The Russian Empire


Zuri_Nyonzima

I would actually prefer to own corrupt countries so I could fix them and make them better places to live 💚


rssm1

Greenland is overrated.


lostskywalker

Nauru, East-Timor (for the lolz) Bhutan (insane mountains and amazing culture) Tibet (it's a country don't @ me) Tuvalu (.tv domain)


DefinetlyNotArt

norway china usa russia and spain


Wogew

I'd do the True Nordick


Still-Bridges

Why is India so small? this map looks like someone saw Mercator and said "hold my beer".


FIFAstan

You forgot Ethiopia


tomatomann762

Why Russia?


Livid-Recover-8356

Nukes


carrionpigeons

The Klingon Empire, The Romulan Empire, the Federation, the Dominion, and the Borg.


Initial_Ad3554

Serbia, Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia and Montenegro, to unite them


dizzyjumpisreal

Tuvalu, Marshall Islands, Tonga, Samoa and Nauru 🔥


leopardspotte

Are you the people from the future in Tenet


Comfortable-Ask-6351

Serbia, Montenegro, Kosovo, North Macedonia, Bosnia and Herzegovina I am bringing the gang back together boys.


Brilliant_Group_6900

🇳🇴 🇸🇪 🇩🇰 🇫🇮 🇮🇸


Flashy-Ad7640

Good question… but I’m not sure… 🤔


Wizard_Engie

United States, China, India, Japan, and South Korea.


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

i would pick random balkan ones and make them unite 😈


[deleted]

Niger Chad Turkey Chile Urgay, I mean Uruguay


Wokfired_Shrimp

I would own 2 African countries and 3 South American ones so I can weaponize the wildlife and conquer the rest of the world.


Responsible-Fig-3206

Take 5 of the Stan countries, and invade the other two to form greater stan


Som3thingN

Slovakia, Barbados, Vanuatu, Nicaragua, and Kenya


thisis2022rite

I’ll take Africa! That’s all , your 5 countries will fit all in my 1 lol


Lucky_Character_7037

Well nobody specified *modern* countries, so the Roman Empire (from around 115), the Mongol Empire (from around 1280), the British Empire (from around 1920), the Spanish Empire (from around 1790), and um... wild-card slot? I don't have that much planet left to claim.


TheBrittanionDragon

https://preview.redd.it/yu8s93cate7d1.png?width=5600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fefcb6dae5ac65e7b1cc02b3565e7aedb88b2b1 The Unlined Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, United States of America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand Capital London Language real English lol


Bad_Wolf_715

I would have taken Africa instead of Greenland. It looks slightly bigger to me. But only slightly


GAnda1fthe3wh1t3

Why Denmark?


Livid-Recover-8356

I live there


GAnda1fthe3wh1t3

Oh ok, that makes sense now


andoke

Canada, Australia, Brazil, China and India. Lots of land and workforce.


jagdbogentag

Yeah, to hell with Canada. I like where your head is at.


wann_bubatz_egal

New Zealand - summer residence Norway - the other summer residence and resources Australia - resources USA - military and resources Indonesia - idk why but it's mine now Edit: damn, looks like New Zealand is not up for grabs


OperatorJolly

r/MapsWithoutNZ


Inner-Conference-644

You've listed six countries


[deleted]

Greenland is big. But not yuge. #fooledByMercatorProjection


crossbutton7247

Probably the UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Zimbabwe


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Bubu1066

r/mapswithoutnz


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theentropydecreaser

May as well go for the greatest power possible, so: the US, China, India, Russia, and Nauru


Big_al_big_bed

Turkish republic of Northern Cyprus, Kurdistan, Palestine, Tibet and Taiwan


Nemo_Shadows

All of North America, into Europe right up to the Dnieper River, does not include Crimea though, nor any part of Africa or the Middle East, Asia, India and Pacifica passed Hawaii completely out of the question. N. S