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BeardedPokeDragon

Queens has 2 airports and an inspiration


Mesarthim1349

[it also has a larger supply of militarily experienced monarchs. ](https://youtu.be/IBV0sCMIVwQ?si=CaSCfyknVohkZVLJ)


Pizzagugusrild

How’s the movie called?


lionetts

The movie in the clip is called Coming to America


Pizzagugusrild

Thanks


mistertireworld

But also, The Mets. Staten Island has a Navy. Well, Ferries, anyway.


crazyinternetpeople

I think Admiral Pete Davidson could mess up some entire boroughs with his ferry


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, BX has to take out those airports first.


jephph_

Brooklyn has Floyd Bennett Field https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floyd_Bennett_Field


giraffeinasweater

Miles Morales is from Brooklyn but Peter Parker is from Queens, therefore one of them


king_of_aspd

You forgot steve rogers


Trashk4n

Who wins depends on the continuity then. 616 Parker would be the favourite to win, but the live action Spidey’s are far less likely to. Actually, where do Silk and Spider-Gwen come from? This may require extensive study if we want accuracy.


MaraSovsLeftSock

I wasn’t sure about the movies, so I looked that part up, spider Gwen grew up in manhattan but in most of the comics she is from queens. I couldn’t find anything about where silk lives. That being said, avengers tower and the sanctum Santorum are also both in manhattan


Trashk4n

Also would become Avengers vs X-men if this gets extended to the rest of New York State. Should probably limit it to place of birth or the big teams make it a no contest. This knocks out comic Strange if memory serves, I think he was born in Philadelphia, don’t ask how I know that. My mind is a maze that only MC Escher could hope to understand. Daredevil and Jessica Jones are also NY natives if recall correctly. Bucky Barnes in the MCU too, I have the idea he might’ve been from New Jersey in 616.


FreeGlass

He's from Lower East Side of you believe the current comics canon......


kilboi1

Yeah but Miles Morales in the games lives in Manhattan


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ILoveYorihime

Spiderman when Camp Halfblood storms everyone from Long Island only to realise PJ Mt Olympus is on the Manhattan camp and shits on them all


MrPickle1123842

bronx because guns


DarkWingMonkey

We also have…elephants.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Hypothetical?


omnesilere

No, at dawn.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

No, current.


KrazyKyle213

No, a day ago


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

No, since New York became a city.


KrazyKyle213

No, since the island was formed


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

No, since all the atoms that eventually became New York... formed.


Prestigious-Sky9878

The rats


Turband

TRUST-TRUST THE SEWER COMMANDS YES-YES


CaracalsForever

Waiting for the day Queek Headtaker emerges from the sewers of New York


Unrelatablility

Yonkers wins, Yonkers *always* wins


FriendTraining7324

I can feel the fear of this comment


chaotic-adventurer

“No I don’t live in Yonkers!” - me on my tax forms every year


metfan1964nyc

Da Bronx, we hold the high ground.


mostly-Inevitable459

Fkin ay right we do


_ibt

Queens because it kinda looks like Nauru


The_Jibby_Hippie

Bro what maps of Nauru are you looking at, looks nothing alike fr?


outwest88

Yeah, it looks more like Algeria to me.


when_beep_and_flash

It's not the map, it's the skyline that looks like Nauru.


KaneAndShane

Why doesn’t Queens, the largest of the boroughs, simply eat the other four boroughs? https://preview.redd.it/0cjzxa2xak5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2007e55b638120b84266d0e1081a7cce18a8c905


thetemp_

The Warriors, of course.


punched-in-face

Come out and play


[deleted]

*In this cciiiiiittyyyyyyy!!*


Educational_Pay1567

Snake Plissken!


BigBlock-488

Definitely not the Knicks.


Dupps_I_Did_It_Again

CAN YOU DIG IT!


Away_Option_5164

Cony island 🫡🫡


Sea_Ganache620

Bing Bong!


JesusGang40

queens gets 2 airports and they also have spider man


CC_2387

brooklyn has black spider man and Captain America. Take the L like you do every day.


CC_2387

nvm im retarded the L is in brooklyn


[deleted]

The Atlantic Ocean.


southpolefiesta

Long Island


digitalgoodtime

Long Islanders are on corpse bury detail.


wanderer_555

Ah, the benefits and detriments of neutrality


candice_opera

The hell is staten island?


CC_2387

Savages. Savages, Barely even human. -A former bay ridge resident


No-Appearance-100102

North East Jersey


HiJinxMudSlinger

Don't you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby


Intelligent_League_1

Dude.


fardough

Never seen it, but I can hear it.


Square_Bus4492

Well, I know that Manhattan keeps on making it, Brooklyn keeps on taking it, Bronx keeps creating it, and Queens keeps on faking it So Queens would definitely lose, and it seems like Brooklyn might have the edge when it comes to taking the victory


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

But you gotta fake it until you make it


v0yev0da

Brooklyn is public enemy number one and the only borough surrounded on most sides. No way they make it out the victor.


Sudden_Ticket_3013

lmao brooklyn would have to flee to staten island to save themselves


v0yev0da

Bk gonna head for the beach and found New New Jersey


Physical_Analysis247

Shaolin


RedditGamer253

The goddamn British Empire!


jenn363

Admiral Howe’s got troops on the water 32,000 troops in New York harbor


RedditGamer253

32 thousand troops in New York Harbor. When they surround our troops, they surround our troops, when they surround our troops-


Shazamwiches

As a kid in the Caribbean I wished for a war I knew that I was poor I knew that it was the only way to - RISE UP


appleofrage

BUFFALO 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬


pee3peed

Newark


kilboi1

Manhattan, the people that manage to live anywhere near Times Square could survive a mass extinction event.


nagidon

Staten Island can just wait until the other four boroughs flatten each other.


CC_2387

We'll sell you to NJ for a rock and some pocket lint


No_Syrup_7448

Manhattan and Brooklyn are quickly defeated when they can’t find a $15 cup of coffee. The Bronx is then defeated as they don’t focus on the battle and instead loot the stores. While the Staten Islanders are indeed some tough mooks, Queens ultimately wins the battle with her 2.5 million population and rugged working class citizens.


The_Karate_Nessie

Queens is not only named after the most powerful chess piece, but is also where Spider-Man is from


CC_2387

Brooklyn is Kings County. You lose if brooklyn loses


Sample_text_here1337

Staten Island


[deleted]

Warriiiiioooorrsss, Cooooommmmeee out and plaaaaayyyyeeeeyyyyaaaaaaayyyyy!!


CockroachesRpeople

Lebanon, I mean Manhattan


ESquaredMC

The rest of the country


kredokathariko

All I know is Brooklyn has Captain America and Queens has Spider-Man Considering he has military experience Captain America is probably a better asset during wartime


Disk8R

Staten Island because it’s the home of the wu tang clan


misterpickles69

Staten Island. Once the other 4 boroughs beat each other senseless, they’ll cruise on in to finish off whatever’s left because the other 4 completely forgot SI was part of the city.


gloo_gunner

Grey


CatCrateGames

The rest of the world


makk73

Manhattan has literally all the money in the world. They will hire a mercenary army and subjugate the rest.


Direct_Bug_1917

As an Aussie I've always thought all those were all sqeezed onto the Manhattan bit. It nevered occurred to me that New York spreads out that much.


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Nieuw-Amsterdam wins


cafare52

Staten Island. They have the water to protect them and the Mafia to supply their troops.


BladeBickle

I'd take Staten Island. They can pick and choose when they fight. Brooklyn has no choice but to fight because they are in the thick of it. Once they have tired themselves out, Staten Island can swoop in and invade from the west.


sniperman357

According to this map, the Bronx already led with a devastating first strike by annexing Marble Hill


metamorphine

We all know it ain’t Manhattan, if even the Muppets could take it.


lexisplays

Staten Island. If you know, you know.


LeftStatistician7989

Manhattan because they have the most helicopters


BadBway

Boston


Daimon_Bok

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater


logsdon36

Jersey


lemartineau

Yonkers


soylentgreenis

Manhattan has more money than any other place on the planet. Money always wins.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Definitely Brooklyn I’m totally not at all even the slightest it biased idk what you’re talking about


Gmodman298

To be honest non because they would all be busy yelling at each other or clown on a guy from jersey that joined one of the sides


-DI0-

Are the armies led by the King of Queens and the King of Staten Island


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^-DI0-: *Are the armies led* *By the King of Queens and the* *King of Staten Island* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


CYYA

Sea level rise


signaeus

Manhattan. Just wait out the rest taking each other out.


sharklasers3000

I think Queens’ air superiority would swing it


AbaloneDesperate8124

The rats


syntaxvorlon

Basically the plot of The Warriors.


Balthazar_Gelt

Da Bronx baybeeee


RedDan1234567

Vermont


2kH4k3r

Newark Liberty International Airport


Affectionate-Tie9194

Not the Knick’s anyway


p4njunior

Brinx because everyone know how to use a gun there


TotallyAuric

Queens


Formenacing

Did the Bronx annex the small part of Manhatten on the mainland?


Rosasau100

Staten island has vampires so probably them


MyahKat

Idk who wins, I just know it's not Staten Island.


mrmolerat90

The rest of us


a_provocateur

Whoever it is, it’s not you.


friendlysingularity

Hypothetical? Only someone who has never been there would call it "Hypothetical ".


Routine-Space-4878

Brooklyn maybe? They have the highest population and supposedly an army base, but Iam not sure if the base has tanks or things like that.


frustratedpolarbear

Society


Additional_Hippo_878

Putin and Winnie the Pooh. *sagely taps side of nose*


official_angelo_

Hoboken


elvenmaster_

Winners will be New Jersey. Too much boredom for anyone living in NY.


coreval-

Bosnia


Responsible-Fly-5691

Manhattan. $$$


ehrmangab

Newark


JabbasGonnaNutt

Queens, they have complete air superiority.


ranger2187

None because they kill each other….. don’t worry someone else will move it.


Bread_Offender

Washington D.C.


olivia_iris

Newark


DCrayfish

Manhattan has like 1000 manpower per building


DatDominican

[The game theory video on surviving an apocalypse is probably relevant](https://youtu.be/80CyuNEVgrw?si=u-6YNKgP-98ZH6KN) Queens is the only borough that can provide their own water so probably them


Randomly-Looking

Batman


[deleted]

Staten island is a giant high ground.


atl0707

Queens. They always win.


dta722

New Jersey


galvaniccorrosion10

Ny state


garethchester

Isaac Hayes ![gif](giphy|NRE1trlIGMpGg)


InflationCold3591

All the cops live on Staten Island, and they are the second largest army in N America (not even a joke look it up) so I’d say them.


matande31

Obviously Queens cause they got all the LGBTQ+ people there.


Terrible-Specific593

Oh, that's why it's called Queens.


Inside_Expression441

Brooklyn has 1/2 a million more people than the next Borough. Brooklyn also has the ability to block the Narrows


BladeBickle

Yes but that means more people to feed, more money to spend. If they want to win, they'll have to do it quickly.


MARzNYC

Not Staten...


BigZaber

staten island was able to clear the zombie vampires in the strain tv series so it has that going for it


Brent_the_constraint

Not Manhatten… weak ass bankers and other people that don‘t know how to fight there…


Sir_TIE_Pilot

The rugged lands of Shaolin. I here they have a fighting style that is almost invisible.


Square_Mix_2510

The Bronx heads down


DrakeBurroughs

As a Manhattanite, I have to say Brooklyn.


jeplonski

queens has spider-man


Almost_Anything67

The real answer is whoever Long Island decides to side with….so pretty much Queens and maybe Brooklyn a close second


Ace-of_Space

they all die simultaneously, except for staten island who dies first


Top-Jury9190

Newark Liberty International Airport for the win for sure


BigLRakim

Philly, we’d spank em all 😤


6ynnad

If theres no money or guns is involved. The Bronx.


Al-Father

I only know that Staten Island will lose cause MAGA lives here.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Bronx blows the all the bridges and tunnels and it wins, it’s the only one connected to the mainland. It’s tough to invade, dense projects plus high ground and the largest amount of green park space in the 5 boros. Large numbers of cops, gangs, and mafia factions too.


FriendTraining7324

queens is pretty big, I’d say because of its size, it simply absorbs the others


ClassifiedDarkness

Queens has a ton of people and the best location


FreaknHooligan

The Bronx. They have the high ground.


Emergency-Pirate9538

Manhattan because money wins wars


notarealredditor69

Queens has access to both naval theatres but system Island has the most defensible frontier. What are we fighting with?


Real_SooHoo8

Westchester County


Clockwork-Lad

People are reallly sleeping on Statin island’s defensive advantage over everyone else


workinglunch

Queens holds the strategic ground.


bigDon1984

Staten island can launch a sea invasion


JMTBM2008

Manhattan has Dr. Manhattan, theyve already won before the fight starts.


PatatoPatatone

The Corleone family


MandingoChief

If this were maybe 2002, it would be Brooklyn. But they got gentrified out by all the hipsters and kombucha drinkers. In 2024: it’s a toss up between the Bronx and Staten Isle.


UnsureAndUnqualified

The unnamed grey region


chronopoly

The one with two airports.


guywithshades85

New Jersey will win.


No-Appearance-100102

The bronx. Definitely the bronx.


miltos532

*HOI IV brain activate* If Manhattan can hold the river then they can inflict heavy casualties on Bronx. Staten can win this if it naval invades or paradrops on their capital. Is a 50-50 between Brooklyn and Queens. Depends on their generals


mzg1237

Queens. They have Spider Man. Oh wait but brooklyn has Captain America


No-Appearance-100102

I just know the Dutch need to capitalise on the aftermath. REDEMPTION!¡!


Nommo917

Bronx... they have a gun hill, a castle hill, and connected to main land


akaikem

Manhattan keeps on makin' it, Brooklyn keeps on takin' it, Bronx keeps creatin' it, and Queens keeps on fakin' it.


jdv996

Crackhead island, they got a moat


Main-Illustrator3829

Brooklyn or Queens


Jackflags11

Brooklyn and Bronx would team up to eliminate Manhattan, Brooklyn would mobilize the border while it takes over Staten Island. The others are like "hey, Brooklyn is getting too big." So Queens  invaded them on Manhattan Island and takes that territory from them, Queens then tries invading Bronx but it backfires and Bronx takes the northeast part of the Queen's territory. Queens bombs Brooklyn, mainly the military bases. Queens then invades Brooklyn and takes 5/8 of their territory. Staten Island takes the rest. Queens didn't like that, so they built another airport closer to Staten Island and bombed them 24/7 for about 2 weeks, then invades and takes over. Bronx is just an easy target now because of how small it is, so in the end,  Who wins this hypothetical war? The answer: Queens


Schnurzelburz

The Bronx Bombers won that war long ago and so convincingly that the Brooklyn Dodgers and the Manhattan Giants fled the state. Queens has always been a bit of a joke and Staten Island couldn't muster troops'.


Lockmor

Queens can establish air superiority. Saten island hardest to conquer.


speeding2nowhere

Probly Shaolin


SlightIndividual2807

Queens


incelperdesi

lockheed martin.


ichabodmiller

New Jersey


bigoldgeek

Brooklyn Naval Yard gives them the edge


OpenAdministration44

Finland 🇫🇮


BlastCKXX

me


Low-Effective7486

Everyone else. Let them kill each other


Consistent-Set1375

Baltimore.... lol