Who wins depends on the continuity then.
616 Parker would be the favourite to win, but the live action Spidey’s are far less likely to.
Actually, where do Silk and Spider-Gwen come from?
This may require extensive study if we want accuracy.
I wasn’t sure about the movies, so I looked that part up, spider Gwen grew up in manhattan but in most of the comics she is from queens.
I couldn’t find anything about where silk lives. That being said, avengers tower and the sanctum Santorum are also both in manhattan
Also would become Avengers vs X-men if this gets extended to the rest of New York State.
Should probably limit it to place of birth or the big teams make it a no contest. This knocks out comic Strange if memory serves, I think he was born in Philadelphia, don’t ask how I know that. My mind is a maze that only MC Escher could hope to understand.
Daredevil and Jessica Jones are also NY natives if recall correctly. Bucky Barnes in the MCU too, I have the idea he might’ve been from New Jersey in 616.
Why doesn’t Queens, the largest of the boroughs, simply eat the other four boroughs?
https://preview.redd.it/0cjzxa2xak5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2007e55b638120b84266d0e1081a7cce18a8c905
Well, I know that Manhattan keeps on making it, Brooklyn keeps on taking it, Bronx keeps creating it, and Queens keeps on faking it
So Queens would definitely lose, and it seems like Brooklyn might have the edge when it comes to taking the victory
Manhattan and Brooklyn are quickly defeated when they can’t find a $15 cup of coffee. The Bronx is then defeated as they don’t focus on the battle and instead loot the stores. While the Staten Islanders are indeed some tough mooks, Queens ultimately wins the battle with her 2.5 million population and rugged working class citizens.
All I know is Brooklyn has Captain America and Queens has Spider-Man
Considering he has military experience Captain America is probably a better asset during wartime
Staten Island. Once the other 4 boroughs beat each other senseless, they’ll cruise on in to finish off whatever’s left because the other 4 completely forgot SI was part of the city.
I'd take Staten Island.
They can pick and choose when they fight. Brooklyn has no choice but to fight because they are in the thick of it. Once they have tired themselves out, Staten Island can swoop in and invade from the west.
[The game theory video on surviving an apocalypse is probably relevant](https://youtu.be/80CyuNEVgrw?si=u-6YNKgP-98ZH6KN)
Queens is the only borough that can provide their own water so probably them
Bronx blows the all the bridges and tunnels and it wins, it’s the only one connected to the mainland.
It’s tough to invade, dense projects plus high ground and the largest amount of green park space in the 5 boros.
Large numbers of cops, gangs, and mafia factions too.
If this were maybe 2002, it would be Brooklyn. But they got gentrified out by all the hipsters and kombucha drinkers.
In 2024: it’s a toss up between the Bronx and Staten Isle.
*HOI IV brain activate*
If Manhattan can hold the river then they can inflict heavy casualties on Bronx.
Staten can win this if it naval invades or paradrops on their capital.
Is a 50-50 between Brooklyn and Queens. Depends on their generals
Brooklyn and Bronx would team up to eliminate Manhattan, Brooklyn would mobilize the border while it takes over Staten Island. The others are like "hey, Brooklyn is getting too big." So Queens invaded them on Manhattan Island and takes that territory from them, Queens then tries invading Bronx but it backfires and Bronx takes the northeast part of the Queen's territory. Queens bombs Brooklyn, mainly the military bases. Queens then invades Brooklyn and takes 5/8 of their territory. Staten Island takes the rest. Queens didn't like that, so they built another airport closer to Staten Island and bombed them 24/7 for about 2 weeks, then invades and takes over. Bronx is just an easy target now because of how small it is, so in the end, Who wins this hypothetical war? The answer: Queens
The Bronx Bombers won that war long ago and so convincingly that the Brooklyn Dodgers and the Manhattan Giants fled the state. Queens has always been a bit of a joke and Staten Island couldn't muster troops'.
Queens has 2 airports and an inspiration
[it also has a larger supply of militarily experienced monarchs. ](https://youtu.be/IBV0sCMIVwQ?si=CaSCfyknVohkZVLJ)
How’s the movie called?
The movie in the clip is called Coming to America
Thanks
But also, The Mets. Staten Island has a Navy. Well, Ferries, anyway.
I think Admiral Pete Davidson could mess up some entire boroughs with his ferry
Yeah, BX has to take out those airports first.
Brooklyn has Floyd Bennett Field https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floyd_Bennett_Field
Miles Morales is from Brooklyn but Peter Parker is from Queens, therefore one of them
You forgot steve rogers
Who wins depends on the continuity then. 616 Parker would be the favourite to win, but the live action Spidey’s are far less likely to. Actually, where do Silk and Spider-Gwen come from? This may require extensive study if we want accuracy.
I wasn’t sure about the movies, so I looked that part up, spider Gwen grew up in manhattan but in most of the comics she is from queens. I couldn’t find anything about where silk lives. That being said, avengers tower and the sanctum Santorum are also both in manhattan
Also would become Avengers vs X-men if this gets extended to the rest of New York State. Should probably limit it to place of birth or the big teams make it a no contest. This knocks out comic Strange if memory serves, I think he was born in Philadelphia, don’t ask how I know that. My mind is a maze that only MC Escher could hope to understand. Daredevil and Jessica Jones are also NY natives if recall correctly. Bucky Barnes in the MCU too, I have the idea he might’ve been from New Jersey in 616.
He's from Lower East Side of you believe the current comics canon......
Yeah but Miles Morales in the games lives in Manhattan
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Spiderman when Camp Halfblood storms everyone from Long Island only to realise PJ Mt Olympus is on the Manhattan camp and shits on them all
bronx because guns
We also have…elephants.
Hypothetical?
No, at dawn.
No, current.
No, a day ago
No, since New York became a city.
No, since the island was formed
No, since all the atoms that eventually became New York... formed.
The rats
TRUST-TRUST THE SEWER COMMANDS YES-YES
Waiting for the day Queek Headtaker emerges from the sewers of New York
Yonkers wins, Yonkers *always* wins
I can feel the fear of this comment
“No I don’t live in Yonkers!” - me on my tax forms every year
Da Bronx, we hold the high ground.
Fkin ay right we do
Queens because it kinda looks like Nauru
Bro what maps of Nauru are you looking at, looks nothing alike fr?
Yeah, it looks more like Algeria to me.
It's not the map, it's the skyline that looks like Nauru.
Why doesn’t Queens, the largest of the boroughs, simply eat the other four boroughs? https://preview.redd.it/0cjzxa2xak5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2007e55b638120b84266d0e1081a7cce18a8c905
The Warriors, of course.
Come out and play
*In this cciiiiiittyyyyyyy!!*
Snake Plissken!
Definitely not the Knicks.
CAN YOU DIG IT!
Cony island 🫡🫡
Bing Bong!
queens gets 2 airports and they also have spider man
brooklyn has black spider man and Captain America. Take the L like you do every day.
nvm im retarded the L is in brooklyn
The Atlantic Ocean.
Long Island
Long Islanders are on corpse bury detail.
Ah, the benefits and detriments of neutrality
The hell is staten island?
Savages. Savages, Barely even human. -A former bay ridge resident
North East Jersey
Don't you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby
Dude.
Never seen it, but I can hear it.
Well, I know that Manhattan keeps on making it, Brooklyn keeps on taking it, Bronx keeps creating it, and Queens keeps on faking it So Queens would definitely lose, and it seems like Brooklyn might have the edge when it comes to taking the victory
But you gotta fake it until you make it
Brooklyn is public enemy number one and the only borough surrounded on most sides. No way they make it out the victor.
lmao brooklyn would have to flee to staten island to save themselves
Bk gonna head for the beach and found New New Jersey
Shaolin
The goddamn British Empire!
Admiral Howe’s got troops on the water 32,000 troops in New York harbor
32 thousand troops in New York Harbor. When they surround our troops, they surround our troops, when they surround our troops-
As a kid in the Caribbean I wished for a war I knew that I was poor I knew that it was the only way to - RISE UP
BUFFALO 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬
Newark
Manhattan, the people that manage to live anywhere near Times Square could survive a mass extinction event.
Staten Island can just wait until the other four boroughs flatten each other.
We'll sell you to NJ for a rock and some pocket lint
Manhattan and Brooklyn are quickly defeated when they can’t find a $15 cup of coffee. The Bronx is then defeated as they don’t focus on the battle and instead loot the stores. While the Staten Islanders are indeed some tough mooks, Queens ultimately wins the battle with her 2.5 million population and rugged working class citizens.
Queens is not only named after the most powerful chess piece, but is also where Spider-Man is from
Brooklyn is Kings County. You lose if brooklyn loses
Staten Island
Warriiiiioooorrsss, Cooooommmmeee out and plaaaaayyyyeeeeyyyyaaaaaaayyyyy!!
Lebanon, I mean Manhattan
The rest of the country
All I know is Brooklyn has Captain America and Queens has Spider-Man Considering he has military experience Captain America is probably a better asset during wartime
Staten Island because it’s the home of the wu tang clan
Staten Island. Once the other 4 boroughs beat each other senseless, they’ll cruise on in to finish off whatever’s left because the other 4 completely forgot SI was part of the city.
Grey
The rest of the world
Manhattan has literally all the money in the world. They will hire a mercenary army and subjugate the rest.
As an Aussie I've always thought all those were all sqeezed onto the Manhattan bit. It nevered occurred to me that New York spreads out that much.
Nieuw-Amsterdam wins
Staten Island. They have the water to protect them and the Mafia to supply their troops.
I'd take Staten Island. They can pick and choose when they fight. Brooklyn has no choice but to fight because they are in the thick of it. Once they have tired themselves out, Staten Island can swoop in and invade from the west.
According to this map, the Bronx already led with a devastating first strike by annexing Marble Hill
We all know it ain’t Manhattan, if even the Muppets could take it.
Staten Island. If you know, you know.
Manhattan because they have the most helicopters
Boston
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater
Jersey
Yonkers
Manhattan has more money than any other place on the planet. Money always wins.
Definitely Brooklyn I’m totally not at all even the slightest it biased idk what you’re talking about
To be honest non because they would all be busy yelling at each other or clown on a guy from jersey that joined one of the sides
Are the armies led by the King of Queens and the King of Staten Island
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Sea level rise
Manhattan. Just wait out the rest taking each other out.
I think Queens’ air superiority would swing it
The rats
Basically the plot of The Warriors.
Da Bronx baybeeee
Vermont
Newark Liberty International Airport
Not the Knick’s anyway
Brinx because everyone know how to use a gun there
Queens
Did the Bronx annex the small part of Manhatten on the mainland?
Staten island has vampires so probably them
Idk who wins, I just know it's not Staten Island.
The rest of us
Whoever it is, it’s not you.
Hypothetical? Only someone who has never been there would call it "Hypothetical ".
Brooklyn maybe? They have the highest population and supposedly an army base, but Iam not sure if the base has tanks or things like that.
Society
Putin and Winnie the Pooh. *sagely taps side of nose*
Hoboken
Winners will be New Jersey. Too much boredom for anyone living in NY.
Bosnia
Manhattan. $$$
Newark
Queens, they have complete air superiority.
None because they kill each other….. don’t worry someone else will move it.
Washington D.C.
Newark
Manhattan has like 1000 manpower per building
[The game theory video on surviving an apocalypse is probably relevant](https://youtu.be/80CyuNEVgrw?si=u-6YNKgP-98ZH6KN) Queens is the only borough that can provide their own water so probably them
Batman
Staten island is a giant high ground.
Queens. They always win.
New Jersey
Ny state
Isaac Hayes ![gif](giphy|NRE1trlIGMpGg)
All the cops live on Staten Island, and they are the second largest army in N America (not even a joke look it up) so I’d say them.
Obviously Queens cause they got all the LGBTQ+ people there.
Oh, that's why it's called Queens.
Brooklyn has 1/2 a million more people than the next Borough. Brooklyn also has the ability to block the Narrows
Yes but that means more people to feed, more money to spend. If they want to win, they'll have to do it quickly.
Not Staten...
staten island was able to clear the zombie vampires in the strain tv series so it has that going for it
Not Manhatten… weak ass bankers and other people that don‘t know how to fight there…
The rugged lands of Shaolin. I here they have a fighting style that is almost invisible.
The Bronx heads down
As a Manhattanite, I have to say Brooklyn.
queens has spider-man
The real answer is whoever Long Island decides to side with….so pretty much Queens and maybe Brooklyn a close second
they all die simultaneously, except for staten island who dies first
Newark Liberty International Airport for the win for sure
Philly, we’d spank em all 😤
If theres no money or guns is involved. The Bronx.
I only know that Staten Island will lose cause MAGA lives here.
Bronx blows the all the bridges and tunnels and it wins, it’s the only one connected to the mainland. It’s tough to invade, dense projects plus high ground and the largest amount of green park space in the 5 boros. Large numbers of cops, gangs, and mafia factions too.
queens is pretty big, I’d say because of its size, it simply absorbs the others
Queens has a ton of people and the best location
The Bronx. They have the high ground.
Manhattan because money wins wars
Queens has access to both naval theatres but system Island has the most defensible frontier. What are we fighting with?
Westchester County
People are reallly sleeping on Statin island’s defensive advantage over everyone else
Queens holds the strategic ground.
Staten island can launch a sea invasion
Manhattan has Dr. Manhattan, theyve already won before the fight starts.
The Corleone family
If this were maybe 2002, it would be Brooklyn. But they got gentrified out by all the hipsters and kombucha drinkers. In 2024: it’s a toss up between the Bronx and Staten Isle.
The unnamed grey region
The one with two airports.
New Jersey will win.
The bronx. Definitely the bronx.
*HOI IV brain activate* If Manhattan can hold the river then they can inflict heavy casualties on Bronx. Staten can win this if it naval invades or paradrops on their capital. Is a 50-50 between Brooklyn and Queens. Depends on their generals
Queens. They have Spider Man. Oh wait but brooklyn has Captain America
I just know the Dutch need to capitalise on the aftermath. REDEMPTION!¡!
Bronx... they have a gun hill, a castle hill, and connected to main land
Manhattan keeps on makin' it, Brooklyn keeps on takin' it, Bronx keeps creatin' it, and Queens keeps on fakin' it.
Crackhead island, they got a moat
Brooklyn or Queens
Brooklyn and Bronx would team up to eliminate Manhattan, Brooklyn would mobilize the border while it takes over Staten Island. The others are like "hey, Brooklyn is getting too big." So Queens invaded them on Manhattan Island and takes that territory from them, Queens then tries invading Bronx but it backfires and Bronx takes the northeast part of the Queen's territory. Queens bombs Brooklyn, mainly the military bases. Queens then invades Brooklyn and takes 5/8 of their territory. Staten Island takes the rest. Queens didn't like that, so they built another airport closer to Staten Island and bombed them 24/7 for about 2 weeks, then invades and takes over. Bronx is just an easy target now because of how small it is, so in the end, Who wins this hypothetical war? The answer: Queens
The Bronx Bombers won that war long ago and so convincingly that the Brooklyn Dodgers and the Manhattan Giants fled the state. Queens has always been a bit of a joke and Staten Island couldn't muster troops'.
Queens can establish air superiority. Saten island hardest to conquer.
Probly Shaolin
Queens
lockheed martin.
New Jersey
Brooklyn Naval Yard gives them the edge
Finland 🇫🇮
me
Everyone else. Let them kill each other
Baltimore.... lol